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Song Parodies -> "That's The Shore, Eh?"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"That's The Shore, Eh?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some reality show train wrecks 'shore' are more spectacular than others!
This particular 'Jersey Shore' skewerin's paced to the classic movie version of 'Amore' featuring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis from The Caddy (worth a look!): YouTube here .

On Jersey Shore™ where ‘tude is King
It’s MTV
You hear ‘ka-ching’...

When you’re cast in some show packed with juiceheads* and hos
That’s ‘The Shore’, eh?
When you moon just to air your spray-tanned derriere
That’s The Shore™, eh?

Shore gal’s plan:
Hustle up a man
Lend a helpin’ hand
‘Til hee’s span’s beat’a swella!

Mother T’s
Hope for chastity’s
Blown on sausage spree
STD’s: Shoremonella!

That poor fella!

When you wind up each night in a drunken cat-fight
That’s ‘The Shore’, eh?
And you can’t count past three but have mad exper’tease
In four-ways...
When yer hittin’ such lows
Even Winehouse says, “Whoa! Where’s your morays?”
That show’s plan’s
Goin’ grand:
“Snooki’s out-Sheen’d Lo-han”
That’s The Shore, Aay!

When you wake up most morns’ on the set of some porn
That’s The Shore, eh?
Chapped n’ sore A!

And for third time you’re ranked People’s ‘Scurviest Skank’
That’s The Shore, eh?
Tatty whores, yay!

Showin’ skin!

Ho’in’ up the twins!

Mixin’ rum n’ gin!

Fist pumpin’--in some hot club

No yacht club, is thot club!

Then lurch home

With a Guido drone

Strip da’ poor ‘Stallone’

Jump his bones--in the hot tub

That’s ma' slot, Bub!

Then--you--hit season three and yer up against Glee
That’s a war, eh?
Settle scores, yay!

So you stab their whole cast so yer gravy train lasts
Friggin’ A!
They’re *way* too gay!

Then you let slip in bed...

“I invented the web”

You’re AL GORE, eh?!

Ooo ooo oops!

Tranny whore

Snooki Gore’s

Queen of hot season four

On The Shore, Aay!

Lots’a Goreplay?

That’s fer Shor’, Ayyyyy!


* Juiceheads: Gym-rat narcissists employing steroids to augment muscle mass.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
TJC - A better parody than this? Fugedaboudit! ;D
John Barry - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This is shorely good!
Snooki - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I .. I'm so flattered, I don't know what to say! (Do I ever?) What a title - "exper-tease". I been polishing that act almost as much as my tan! You're ratings will be almost as high as ours! I vote ... uh, what's the highest vote here? Tried "10", but there not a box for it.. Oh, well, I'll just ask Mike, That dude knows *everyt'ing*! ... oh ... 555
Fiddlegirl - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
There's no business like ho business, I reckon... ;)

Loved it all, especially the "Greek Shorus"! 555
TJC - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Steroid-enhanced, muscle-bound thanks out to OMR, JAB, the inimitable Snooki and her antithesis, FG for all yer votes and clever comments! They're shorely appreciated!

And PseudoSnooki & Fiddlegirl: As Snooki herself often says to her juicehead Guido conquests, "You have been Missed!"

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