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Song Parodies -> "Hate All Vice"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music
Parody Song Title:
"Hate All Vice"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Any resemblance to any media empire and/or university owning TV evangeliststs, who may or may not possess personal crystal cathedrals, is strictly coincidental...
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Hate all vice!
Hate all vice!
That's the message I'm prea-ching!
My TV
Min-is-try's
Tax exempt-ly be-see-ching!
Crystal cathedrals are so passé
God says, "Hey, I need more!"
His advice?
Tithe me TWICE!
Help God pay for my G-Four*!
Hate all vice!
Hate all vice!
That's the message I'm prea-ching!
My TV
Min-is-try's
Tax exempt-ly be-see-ching!
Crystal cathedrals are so passé
God says, "Hey, I need more!"
His advice?
Tithe me TWICE!
Help God pay for my G-Four*!
*Gulfstream G-4, the "Escalade" of private jets, currently around $20 million used! ~ But, if it gets him "closer to God"well then, that's alright. ~ Afterthought: With the newest security policies in effect, he may be forced to present himself to the almighty sans the benefit of Ministry approved industrial-strength aerosolized "volumizing" styling moose!
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amen
I'm tithin' ya fives, though that don't make sense mathematically.
Tricky words, here...everytime I read Edelweiss...I think of Idyllwild...maybe you could write one to that...or maybe, you already have..
Thanks, guys! Haven't tried Idllwild yet... am trying out "Date Dull Guys" tonight, though... by the way, for the last stanza I originally had: Tithe me twice, tithe me THRICE! Sex gets pricey with three whores! ~ but thought it might cross that invisible PG-13 line in the bland...
Nice little ditty. Incidentally, if you can find a copy of David Werner's "In and Around You" on this subject I think you would get a chuckle out of it.
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