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Song Parodies -> "One-Ply T.P.!"

Original Song Title:

"Come Fly With Me!"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"One-Ply T.P.!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thin may be in, butt.... YouTube link to Sinatra version ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One-ply TP's still shy a pIy I say
If you refuse old recycled news
To refresh your bum’s bomb bay
One-ply TP's still shy a ply I say

Dumb buy TP—one-ply? Hey get a clue!
In Llama Land, they’ll just use a hand
To de-smoot their chutes its true
One-ply TP's like that, 'cause goo's on you

Once thin tissue's up there
Where it’s bare and hairified
Will it glide?
Or divide?

Once you wad it up there
You can bet those 'sheers' will shear
Secret fear?
Rear goes ‘Gere’
And joins Gerbil Boy Scouts!

Heather's prized when hiking far away
Just grab those shoots—in 'a pinch' some roots
Or a squirrel slow to stray
They're perfect for hot-mopping bummy-strewn sorbet
So come buy with me—let’s ‘fly’ three-ply today!


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
here's a unique the gere reference
TJC - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin... I always thought the original was elegant, but had hopes this version might take it to a hole new level of Charmin...
AFW - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Great switch, metaphors, and all round funny write
adagio - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny and gross! : ) 5's
2Eagle - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Good parody of the title song from my favorite album by the Chairman of the Board. I once read that the Japanese grade schools are so strict that whoever uses the rest rooms there is allowed no more than one and .9 of a piece of TP. I wonder if they have surveilance cameras.
Kristof Robertson - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
The title switch alone earns you the highest of 5s...but lines like "If you refuse old recycled news / To refresh your bum’s bomb bay" take this spoof to a whole new level of funny. 555+
UnKnownVotress - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Tthis hits the ~No Ply Zone~

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