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~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - at Weiner’s meat-n-greet! ~

Well all the pundits - abhor this campaigner
“‘Gotham’s ‘Got Ham’s’ - a porno purveyor!”
And though he’s always - been vain, seems he’s ‘Vein’er
Now that his Weiner - is running - for mayor

(4, 6, 8…Tony tweets his mass debates!)

We’ve seen his…
Sketchy-wetchy, Jean’y weenie poke-a-lot from his mankini’
Sent to gals - as his ‘Celeb-ri-tease’
These schwingin’. ringin’, seamy, steamy, boxer bustin’ wankin’ weenies
Land in their ‘in-box’ - when ‘Tony - says ‘CHEESE!’

(2 ate 9…...in his dreams at ‘polling’ time!)

~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - this Weiner’s hard to beat! ~

Well he began as - a council-man’s usher (as a pup!)
And then he ‘wangled’ his way to DC (movin’ ‘up’!)
Where his new iPhone soon Reached Out - and Touched Her™ (what a mut!)
And now it’s ‘See-Span’- all over TV

(Fi, Fo, Fum….Tony claims his rap was ‘bum’!)



While sending...
Chubby-wubby, Yonker-yanker, trouser-tentin’ monkey spankers
That he’d tweeted anonymously
This phoney-bony-Loney Ranger, Congress ‘member’ Carlos Danger
Begged, “Ladies, don’t rat me to TMZ!”

(4’s now 6….once he’s Photoshopped his pics!)

~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - it’s Weiner’s trick or treat! ~

So now Judge Judy has said she’ll depose him (what a pal!)
Though Jerry Springer just yells, ‘Heide-ho!’ (for morale!)
And while the Bache-lorette may de-rose him (wadda gal!)
Howard Stern’s screaming: - “COME ON MY SHOW! ”

(2, 3, whore…..he’s ‘joint’ ventured Jersey Shore!)

And tweets more…
Pickle-tickle, Wookie-whackin’ Mr. Happy shots to Staten
Every borough - his tweeting’s insane!
Now Cain, Petrais, Arnold, Blitzer, Sanford, Edwards, Newt and Spitzer
Cry, “Cool it Tony--you’ve tarnished our name!”

And though he’s short on circumspection
And the outcome’s not in doubt
When it concerns this here election
Weiner vows he’ll stick-it-out!

Oui!

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