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Song Parodies -> "Tweetsie Weetsie, Sheeny Weenie Pokes A Lot From His Mankini"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Tweetsie Weetsie, Sheeny Weenie Pokes A Lot From His Mankini"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


Well, Anthony and I have been fluffing this 'post' all night... I also made a quickie video with lyrics for YouTube here: Hand Stitched Weiner Parody with lyrics.
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~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - at Weiner’s meat-n-greet! ~

Well all the pundits - abhor this campaigner
“‘Gotham’s ‘Got Ham’s’ - a porno purveyor!”
And though he’s always - been vain, seems he’s ‘Vein’er
Now that his Weiner - is running - for mayor

(4, 6, 8…Tony tweets his mass debates!)

We’ve seen his…
Sketchy-wetchy, Jean’y weenie poke-a-lot from his mankini’
Sent to gals - as his ‘Celeb-ri-tease’
These schwingin’. ringin’, seamy, steamy, boxer bustin’ wankin’ weenies
Land in their ‘in-box’ - when ‘Tony - says ‘CHEESE!’

(2 ate 9…...in his dreams at ‘polling’ time!)

~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - this Weiner’s hard to beat! ~

Well he began as - a council-man’s usher (as a pup!)
And then he ‘wangled’ his way to DC (movin’ ‘up’!)
Where his new iPhone soon Reached Out - and Touched Her™ (what a mut!)
And now it’s ‘See-Span’- all over TV

(Fi, Fo, Fum….Tony claims his rap was ‘bum’!)



While sending...
Chubby-wubby, Yonker-yanker, trouser-tentin’ monkey spankers
That he’d tweeted anonymously
This phoney-bony-Loney Ranger, Congress ‘member’ Carlos Danger
Begged, “Ladies, don’t rat me to TMZ!”

(4’s now 6….once he’s Photoshopped his pics!)

~ ‘Click, *flash*, crop, tweet’ - it’s Weiner’s trick or treat! ~

So now Judge Judy has said she’ll depose him (what a pal!)
Though Jerry Springer just yells, ‘Heide-ho!’ (for morale!)
And while the Bache-lorette may de-rose him (wadda gal!)
Howard Stern’s screaming: - “COME ON MY SHOW! ”

(2, 3, whore…..he’s ‘joint’ ventured Jersey Shore!)

And tweets more…
Pickle-tickle, Wookie-whackin’ Mr. Happy shots to Staten
Every borough - his tweeting’s insane!
Now Cain, Petrais, Arnold, Blitzer, Sanford, Edwards, Newt and Spitzer
Cry, “Cool it Tony--you’ve tarnished our name!”

And though he’s short on circumspection
And the outcome’s not in doubt
When it concerns this here election
Weiner vows he’ll stick-it-out!

Oui!

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Patrick - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Great parody. Funny. Will he withdraw from the race, or will his campaign just sort of peter out. On a more serious note, how can we expect politicians to respect our privacy, when they don't respect their own? The NSA, no doubt, already has similar images of all the other candidates, it just hasn't chosen to release them yet.
Callmelennie - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
First Johnny Rivers; now, Brian Hyland. Looks like the old school rockers are having a bit of a go at Anthony Weiner, what? Funny stuff.
TJC - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick/Callmelennie - It's too easy when the object of derision writes its own lines! We'll surely rue the day he drops out.
Patrick - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Just like we rued the day when he dropped it out.
PMS - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Sublime! Bravo
Jonathan - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
but what if he doesn't drop out and winds up the weiner of the erec... er... election? 5's
Al Silver - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I suppose TJC knows that "sheeny" is a disparaging name for a Jew, equivalent to "kike."
TJC - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment

Patrick - Good one!

PMS - Appreciate it—'twas a labor of 'glove'!

Jonathan - It *is* tempting to go there, right?

Al - Ha! I had no idea—I was referring, of course to Charlie *Sheen* here—OTOH, I don't think 'Weiner' is kosher either?! Thanks for the elucidation.
Lifeliver - July 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't know much about the Weiner scandal but I don't need to to appreciate the spot-on subbing skill in this. Outstanding wordplay and great to see these old novelty songs dusted off once in a while. 555+

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