Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Spock-a-lot!"

Original Song Title:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OK... this is the last one--I promise!
Link to matching YouTube video HERE!
[spoken, by 356 pound Kirk(ish) conventioneer: ]
Stardate: Billings, Montana--Trek Convention HQ, 04.02.2010
A semi-maudlin Spock decrys his 5 year--nay, 3 decade mission--
To boldly faux where countless others have gone before--
To become one with--
~The Nimoy!~

[Sung hopefully, by rail-thin 5'3" Spock wannabe in Full Regalia]
For years I've donned these ears--affixed to skull skin
And staunchly borne the fact they're fake (store-bought)
For spiritually, I'm hybrid Human-Vulcan
And Spock-a-lot!

I've proudly worn too many pair to mention
And gallons of green make-up surely bought
Through thirty-two grand years of these conventions
I've Spocked-a-lot!

And still they brand me uber-dork!

'Cause I 'transport' food with Sporks?

Those Scotties, Kirks and Bones--all dime-a-dozen
And Sulus--second class conventioneers
In short there's simply not
A role that outranks Spock
For happy live-long prosperings
it's here
I'll Spock a lot!

Sure, I own ten uniforms

'Round my homies that's the norm!

I'll share with you my only shameful secret:
My love life's warped--beyond 'final frontiers'
Seems women get cold feet
When I invoke Star Fleet
So for happy 'live-long' prosperings
it's *here*

[spoken by huge pseudo-Kirk:]
You *really* gotta get yerself some sorta 'PriceLine' gig, er, 'Leonard'...


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Old Man Ribber - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Highly illogical...and funny! ;D
TJC - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ribber! And, though you can't see it (or *can* you?!?), I'm doin' the Spock-finger-'V' at ya right now!
2Eagle - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Whew! So many little pischers vant to replace us. Oy vay!
John Barry - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Never cared for ST, but this parody. . . .
Phil N - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny! Once in a college media class we watched a video with footage from one of those conventions. So weird and geeky! This parody was a funny take on it all. 5's
TJC - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Eidedic memory, nerve-pinchin' uber-logical thanks out to 2 Eagle2, John and Phil--'ears to ya!
Mark Scotti - April 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Live long, and farce more!! LOL
TJC - April 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Appreciate it Mark! That series is parodist's gold! (or would that be 'dilithium'?)!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 857