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The second you beamed in the joint
( ~~~vzzzzzz-Pffft!)
I could sense those awesome ears of distinction
Sublime 'skull-fenders'!

Suave greenies,
Lobes so fine!
Yours're the aural-y organs
Shat should sell on Price Line!

I wanna get tight with those 'points'
('beammmms'Zuppp!)

I don't hanker for your wan-ker, no sir-eeeee!

HEY, BIG 'FENDERS'!
Laaaaaay....those perfect pinnas*
on ME!
(warp-dee warp-dee, Woof!)


{ bridge (no, really, The Bridge!) }

Do you want some wet ones?
...ones
.....ones!
From the tips my forked... tongues?
.......yums!
Tivo'd all your re-RUNs,
but, honey--
DON'T go 'Gere'--
I'd HATE to contemPLATE a gerbil ROMP in yer-ears!


The second you Q-tipped those beauts
(ker-Plop!)
THIS nymph fainted smellin' VUL-can ear-droppings,
A REAL mind bender!

Très pungent!
Très bizarre!
Now shouldn't we start the 'meld'
n' take the 'Ponning' too Farr ?

So lemme lay down on those lobes
(ker-Thwop!)

I don't pop my cork for ev'ry pair o' DEES!

(da da da da da da da da da duh!)

YAY, BIG FEN - DERS !

DAY - GLO BEN - DERS !

HEY, BIG FEN - DERS !

LaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYUH
yer perfect pinnas
on ME!

(warp-dee warp-dee, woof...
warp-dee warp-dee, WORF!)

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{SPOCK: *Worf* ?!! May I inquire as to your presence in *this* parody, Lieutenant ? Some sort of 'temporal' (heh!) rift, perhaps?

WORF: Sorry, Commander--guess I got my Generations kerfuffled ... Uh, does Klingon honor really require me kill myself now?

EXOTIC GAL: Spock, you honeyed hunk o' Valkyrie'n Vulcan --I'll be your au pair if you supply the, mmm, 'O'-pair!

SPOCK: Ahhhhh! In 'hindsight' it would appear you were actually requesting vigorous *aural*...sorry about that!}

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* Pinna: The visible/external part of the ear, Latin for 'wing'

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