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Song Parodies -> "Bra Pride!"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide!"
Original Performer:
Frankie Laine (TV show theme song)
Parody Song Title:
"Bra Pride!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
For countless folks throughout history, pride has been their singular downfall. For a select few, however, unbridled upswellings of pride have been incredibly positive, transformational events—ones, perhaps, worthy of song… YouTube version of original TV theme song.
BRA PRIDE!
!
[~fade-in sung a capella (Italian for 'tube-top') by the Pam Anderson Duo~]
…rollin’, rollin’, rollin…
...heavin to-and-fro in’…
…twins are goin’ strollin’…
…left one tends to tow-in…
Bra pride!
[~ lead sung by Tammy Why-Knott~]
Rollin’! Swollen! Trollin’!
90210’in
Gawkin' guys extollin’
Bra pride!
Vicky’s Secret tethers
—swell tentin’ leathers—
Strainin’ to cross that big divide
Wonder Bras with uppage
Inflatin’ my B-cuppage
There’s matin’ at the end of
their ride—
Tuck ‘em in!
Hitch ‘em up!
Lay ‘em out!
Demi cup!
Reassess—
the effect
Bra pride!
Set ‘em up!
What a rack!
Older gents?
Heart attack!
Mount ‘em up!
Ride ‘em out!
BRA PRIDE!
[take ‘er up a half size, er, step]
Keep these puppies rollin’
They’re my *other* Bolyns
Mine, at least, ain’t fauxin’
inside!
I’m maxin’ out the cleavage
In service of my beavage
Soon you’ll be in my double wide—
Clever augmenta'tin’
Of cleavage to ‘D’ ratin’
Has Jeckyll’d my boobs—now they
can’t Hyde
Set ‘em up!
On display!
Are they hot?
Muy, eh?!
Reassess the effect
Bra pride!
Stick ‘em out—
like a cone!
And they’ll fetch—
you a bone!
Mount ‘em up!
Ride ‘em out!
BRA PRIDE!
[~fade out sung by the Partonettes~]
…heavin’ bobbin’ swollin…
…perky pair cajolin'…
…Frat boys are ja’volin’…
…Gravity’s black holin’…
BRA PRIDE!
!
[~fade-in sung a capella (Italian for 'tube-top') by the Pam Anderson Duo~]
…rollin’, rollin’, rollin…
...heavin to-and-fro in’…
…twins are goin’ strollin’…
…left one tends to tow-in…
Bra pride!
[~ lead sung by Tammy Why-Knott~]
Rollin’! Swollen! Trollin’!
90210’in
Gawkin' guys extollin’
Bra pride!
Vicky’s Secret tethers
—swell tentin’ leathers—
Strainin’ to cross that big divide
Wonder Bras with uppage
Inflatin’ my B-cuppage
There’s matin’ at the end of
their ride—
Tuck ‘em in!
Hitch ‘em up!
Lay ‘em out!
Demi cup!
Reassess—
the effect
Bra pride!
Set ‘em up!
What a rack!
Older gents?
Heart attack!
Mount ‘em up!
Ride ‘em out!
BRA PRIDE!
[take ‘er up a half size, er, step]
Keep these puppies rollin’
They’re my *other* Bolyns
Mine, at least, ain’t fauxin’
inside!
I’m maxin’ out the cleavage
In service of my beavage
Soon you’ll be in my double wide—
Clever augmenta'tin’
Of cleavage to ‘D’ ratin’
Has Jeckyll’d my boobs—now they
can’t Hyde
Set ‘em up!
On display!
Are they hot?
Muy, eh?!
Reassess the effect
Bra pride!
Stick ‘em out—
like a cone!
And they’ll fetch—
you a bone!
Mount ‘em up!
Ride ‘em out!
BRA PRIDE!
[~fade out sung by the Partonettes~]
…heavin’ bobbin’ swollin…
…perky pair cajolin'…
…Frat boys are ja’volin’…
…Gravity’s black holin’…
BRA PRIDE!
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Tremendous, uplifting version. TMGLTM, as is usually the case with your parodies, sir.
Literal LOL's. Can't wait for the recording.
my fave of the day....i can't wait for the VIDEO
"Beavage"? "Sheer" genius... plus what B, E, and a said.... a masterpiece, no fauixin'. EEE.
This one racked up three 5s.
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I thought your one yesterday was great, but this one really 'tops' it! 55E to you!
Double D-lightul...tit humor at it's best...Funtastic..
Huge, massive, double thanks to all!
I don't wear bras, since I was told that men invented them and I believe it, because they are uncomfortable, and because I seem to, um, hold up, well enough without one. DKTOS, so no vote, yet still a great parody.
...pencil test? How about just the pencil lead? ;-)
I tried the test, despite the fact that the message was probably spam, and the results were conclusive: Yes, I hold up well without a you-know-what.
Fantastic, Bra-vo! and TMGLTM and all the above superlatives..."90210"in was inspired, as were a dozen other lines, TJC - 555
Thanks Andria, Emi, and Stu for your kind comments! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm, er, swell-bent for pleasure...
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