If the US follows through on owning Gaza, it's not hard to imagine that starting a sequence of events culminating in the long-predicted Karmageddon.

Innocent people need lawyers, too, don't they? Felon 47 and his crew want to prosecute people who were doing their jobs properly, like Liz Cheney.

It's bonkers to want to fire the entire roster of the CIA all at once. It takes time to train those guys and for them to establish their contacts. A full purge leaves the country vulnerable. And Tulsi Garbage as director of intelligence is equally wacko.

Is the goal ultimately to make Felon 47's son Barron the Assad of America?

Sorry, but despite your desperate attempts at narrative creation, Gary has no effect on my life whatsoever, but it’s obvious his little catchphrase had a huge effect on you otherwise it wouldn’t have ended up in so many of your ‘tard tunes. Again, and for the 1,000th time, do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Good to see someone pay homage what could be the laziest, most cynical effort by any rock artist ever, let alone the Beatles .... The only way this song could have sucked harder is if they had persuaded Yoko Ono to sing the vocals

The CFPB would be another one to place in there. The consumer financial protection bureau protects consumers from being screwed by those like Leon Skum and Felon 47.

@Observer - never. Partly because you have *never* proven narratives as false (and "far left"? Puhlease.. the Overton window hasn't moved that far), but mainly because (as I said above) I only report comments that are pretending to be me. I did answer MAGA's pathetic drivel earlier, but that comment vanished as well.. and he's really not worth the time to respond to.

Thanks AV, I will try that one. I have a BTO parody coming soon too (It's another OS First Time parody)

Goob... Chingadera means F???Head in Spanish more or less. 😁

Maybe the US and Canada should make a trade, if you give us Trump we'll give you Mark Carney

Thanks for your feedback Guy.

C'Mon parody readers. This writer worked hard writing this parody and he would only like you to comment on his work. So C'Mon and write, wontcha???

Meant to say "He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me' Best line on AMIRIGHT all day long!!!

"He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me"

Elon and the Donald! I once worked for that Major Government that is now buying everyone out and replacing every last one of those bums with two vacancies!!! Mice Write!!!

DKTOS. but "clueless" and "doofos" seem to play well together. Well done, all 5's/

Perfectly legit, inoffensive comments are getting deleted. This is beyond pathetic.

Fascist works for me to describe the orange ogre, as does authoritarian autocratic kleptocratic oligarchic totalitarian.

So weird.

Words mean stuff.

YES

BIGGIE

I've just submitted my own parody of this song, and wanted to see what others have come up. Yours is very good!

Trump - the first "fascist" in history to shrink the size of government. If you're gonna use buzzwords, it wouldn't hurt to know what they mean first.

On YouTube it is treated as a lost song but still funny

you guessed right Elene I got mad at trying to remember about trying to remember the word writers block at the time but the parody was about forgetting something else

then again I don't know where that guess came from, I just know I'm fighting it now.

I think guart is talking about writers block

darn I cant even remember what it's called any more

It just occurred to me that Suzuki now makes automobiles .. which means I could have said "Take me down Lil' Suzuki" which is almost "Little Susie" ... Missed it by THAT much

The 26 1 votes are clearly bogus, as there are only 12 views. Political messaging aside, l the choice of OS is inspired. When I was younger, the OS was frequently played at the beginning of wedding ceremonies ... Nobody could jerk an emotion out of you quite like Karen Carpenter

I enjoyed the words you used and they fit most of the cadence. For my use, I did change the last line to: Never too far from the toilet paper roll because it seemed to fit the meter better. I was going to use it for my radio show, Reflective Eclectic on February 5th 2025 for National Fart Day, but I ran out of room for the one hour show on Shady Pines Radio (ShadyPinesRadio.com) Thank you for doing this parody and I am always looking for submissions of songs on my show themes.

I would have suggested "When love is marching on" to particularly invoke the spirit of the original, especially to Americans.

Funny, I am an American and I don't see anything "extremely sweeping and damning stereotypes of many millions of Americans" anywhere on this page, except of "Irony" above who like many millions of Americans avers something that is not existing.

The irony here is that a British person is making extremely sweeping and damning stereotypes of many millions of Americans. I actually live in America. I know many conservative people, and others who sometimes vote conservative if the other option seems worse overall. None of them would in any way shape or form be supportive of nazis or anything like that

The only comments I ever report are ones like the one (currently) above, pretending to be me. I don't bother reporting the vacuous idiocy posted by anyone under the "MAGA" pseudonym, as it always demonstrates just how utterly idiotic as well as cowardly they really are. Why should I cover up for their Nazi sympathetic views?

...so what you're saying CML is that this person didn't deliberately choose to do a Nazi salute? Musk's Dr Strangelove moment of physical Tourette's? Or that he thought it was some completely different gesture that couldn't possibly be confused with a Nazi salute (unlikely, given what you seem to believe about his intelligence)? Or.. given some of his tweets supporting the likes of Tommy Robinson, AfD, etc. he might just be a Nazi sympathiser, and this was exactly what it looks like.

What Phil wants you to believe is that Elon Musk, perhaps wealthiest man on the planet and a private businessman who is running his own space program and a man who possesses one of the highest IQs on the planet ... this man deliberately chose to make a gesture that HE KNOWS would get him instantly shunned from polite society as the worst human being imaginable. Oh sure, Phil ....... And you know what Phil's "proof" is? He "finds it hilarious" that anyone would dispute his preposterous accusation

All comments deleted? That's a disservice to those who have taken the time to post intelligence remarks.

What is your purpose of the long empty space comment? To illustrate the current administration is full of hot air? To depict them blowing everything up?

Only a few percentage of people today were even alive back when that gesture held that meaning for a few years - that particular interpretation is older than copyright protection - it's really way about time to allow it in public domain for modern reuse in other contexts

After all, there are only a limited number of gestures the human arm can do so allowing dead nazis and dead ideologies to continue to occupy that particular sign is kinda like letting them win one battlefield retroactively forever and ever and ever.

Like I said above; Hitler was twenty years dead already when I was born and I'm sick and tired of being supposed to care what hand gestures and other pre-internet era (no, make that pre-television era) cultures thingies meant

For one other example; the Nazis were big fans of Coca-Cola, it was a big thing in Germany back then, so why not throw "that makes you a nazi symphathiser" in the face every time you see someone drink that particular soda or see an ad for it on television? (Not that hardly anyone watches scheduled television anymore, that habbit has both come AND gone big time since real nazism were killed off in 1945.

That's because you said NSYNC were the better boy band than the Backstreet Boys. It's like I don't even know you!

Yeah, and I've often been called a "grammar Nazi".. pulling in lots of different uses of the word is irrelevant to the discussion at hand: what Musk did was a gesture that he very definitely knows is associated with the original Aryan-destiny-supporting holocaust-causing world-war-starting bunch of white supremacists. That's the only thing that counts: that Musk knew he was being a Third Reich copycat.

I don't idolize anyone. I was just saying that that's where your rhetoric eventually inevitably leads, which should be prevented of course. Governments around the world still want to work with America. Democrats still want to work with Republicans in American government. You see this especially in congress. Yes, they often disagree but they try to work together. Your kind of hateful rhetoric exists on the campaign trail but at least mostly ends after the election typically in America

Old school nazism lost all meaningful relevance twenty years before I was born, so it doesn't mean more to me in current times than the spanish inquistion or the bubonic plague or the viking era raids described on rune stones in the area where I grew up.

And maybe it's easier to spot the MSM "everyone that oppose us is a nazi" pattern in a multicultural party system like Sweden's. We currently have eight parties in our parlament. The one that was called nazis when I was young are now in an oppositional coalition with the social democrats that used to smear them, best buddies and considered good guys. The ones that were called nazis after them now hold's the PM position and are considered society bearing, including full force support for democracy and defence in Ukraine. And the current belt holders of the nazi title since early 00s have sort of a trainee position within the government, again for the third time in my lifetime without the world collapsing or concentration camps popping up on the countryside.

Furthermore the term nazi that as late as around 2014 used to mean "person that wants to kill all jews" have over the last year of propalestinian protest gone through an 180 degree MSM switcharoo and now more and more often used to smear a "person that DON'T want to kill all jews". Yes, really, according to some gubment reporters here on and not just off the mic you're now a secret nazi if you DON'T support the idea of killing all jews between the river and the sea. Gotta admit not even I saw that coming. I don't wanna kill anyone, ever, so apparently that makes me a potential nazi over here these days. People can shout "the wolf/nazis are coming" as much as they want over a raised Musk hand gesture or a conservative party - I've heard it all before, it's been wrong every single time so far in my lifetime and it's wrong this time too.

"Go to war with America"?

...seems rather like Trump's going to war with America all by himself. I notice that you lot are *very* quick to ascribe inaccurate motives and predictions of behaviour for me, while trying desperately to ignore what those you idolize have actually said and done.

It's people like you who would encourage the world to go to war with America to free it from its leadership based on appearances or accusations

Peter, it doesn't matter that he might be autistic or if he was happy as fu**. There are just things one should not do in a public space. Twice, let's not forget.

How old to know what a Nazi salute is? One doesn't have to have been in the presence of actual Nazis to be aware.. so many movies, so many references.. are you really to suggest Musk doesn't know what he did? Just happened to pick that as a gesture for the crowd?

Exactly how old would you have to be to be familiar with a nazi salute? Most wouldn't know what it was, so easily could be done inadvertently. I'm not saying it was, just easily could have been

So how does that mean he wasn't intentionally doing a salute known pretty much the world over for what it is? The emotion was a bit weird, I'm confused over what he was getting so emotional about. He hadn't won anything. Was a bit overblown for a borderline sociopath who has backed a winning horse.

If you can't hear the real emotion in that speech, that he truly believes he's part of saving civilization and making us a multiplanetary species, that he's almost starting to cry like a happy child, that he's having to get physical with his whole body to stop himself from crying kinda like children do when they're worked themselves overtired but don't wont to go to bed just yet because they're having so much fun at the moment - then I don't know how to help you see it.

Oh, come on, Peter: you say "intervention with logic", the start with a completely inaccurate premise: the entirety of Musk's speech was/is available via multiple "mainstream" media sources. Pretending that Musk wasn't completely aware of what he was doing is laughable. Does intentionally doing a Nazi salute make him Hitler? Not necessarily. So why did he? Possibly just a leaf from the Trump playbook: do something to create a story and move on to the next scandalous bollocks while people are still frothing about the current one. But denying that he meant a Nazi salute is not a logical intervention.

Notice how MSM never show you the context, the before or after? Musk might be autistic or asperger (or both) but hardly a nazi (for starters, when would he find time to hang out in secret with that douche miniority dudes between running three of the words biggest companies AND being chased by reporters around the clock?)

Anyway - someone has now made a song/video out of the 90 seconds leading up to the "salute" or whatever you wanna call it - so feel free to rewrite it as a parody for AiR here while judging for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDnpIpCj1I

Why are you posting retorts aimed at George&GermaineBriantFan in other people's posts? Arch Vile's comment deleted. Hmm.

and Pete Hegseth. (Hunter was a coke fiend, BTW).

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Way to nail it, AV. I agree with you on all of this, especially Bill Burr's idiotic comments. He's got more hair than brains when it comes to logical analysis. Lastly, does anybody understand why George&GermaineBriantFan is posting old retorts aimed at him in other people's posts?

Nobody in their right mind would think that Musk would be thinking "oh, it's a Roman Salute, nobody could mistake it for anything else"... he knew perfectly well what he was doing. Has the slavish devotion to Trump, the willingness to ignore his idiocy, his pettiness, his complete self-centredness etc ad nauseam.. has this blinkered viewpoint transferred over to Elon, now that Musk is kissing the Trumpian ring?

There's no such thing as a "Roman Salute" you will not find any reference to it in roman literature.

I advise anyone insisting that America is historical Germany to really analyze what it was like there back then. We studied historical Germany a lot in world history classes. I know enough to know that historical Germany was far worse, and there is no real comparison. You will take all kinds of harsh laws from people you agree with (aka people from the party you like), but then you resort to name calling, despair and anger when it comes from the other party

It's a Roman Salute. Nazis stole it. And like with everything else commies want the thieves to get to keep it.

I have no self awareness whatsoever.

This reads as a good candidate for the theme song of a Polar Bear Club. Good job.

*Only applies to politically connected drunkards, e.g. Hunter Biden.

NAZI!

I did Nazi that coming either ;-p We are in Germany 1933. All we can do is wait until 1945.

I am not one of the ones who did Nazi that coming. That was a great line by Phil.

Thanks for the comments!

It's been nice to see some of the MAGAt vomit finally getting deleted from the comments...Hasn't Beasty Boy already broken his oath to uphold the Constitution with the executive order to end birthright citizenship?

@CML I remember the original song from Austin Powers: Goldmember.

There's no need to point out that the title should say "Americans" not Chug Those Beer Cans." I'm not reposting as I may have been doing a drinking game when I was trying to post this. That's my excuse.

THE CALL IT FLUBBER,FLUBBER.ITS FLYING RUBBER

I know that was a fictional show, but I couldn't help but be impressed that a teacher is also certified as a bus driver. Or was Mrs. Frizzle a bus driver before she was a teacher. I need a lore check.

I always thought your parody of Jolene (Joe Greene) was hilarious, so I did one myself. And since I actually played a position directly opposite Joe Greene, I was able to craft a parody closer to the gist of the OS ... where I'm begging Joe Greene not to make a fool of me or hurt my QB ... "Cause I cannot protect from you, Joe Greene"

Way to nail it, AV. I agree with you on all of this, especially Bill Burr's idiotic comments. He's got more hair than brains when it comes to logical analysis. Lastly, does anybody understand why George&GermaineBriantFan is posting old retorts aimed at him in other people's posts?

Hang in there, Porf .. I'm here for you, ma-an!! Don't know the OS or the band, but it sure looks like a brutal takedown of P. Diddler .... Oh, as long as I have your undivided attention, you should know that I finally cracked the "Along Comes Mary" rhyme scheme with "If The Assn Had Sung Mary Had a Little Lamb"

No comments or votes yet?!

Well done AV, I really enjoyed this one.

Point taken and I had seriously considered that for the reasons you suggest, but ultimately decided that "burnt" as a past participle verb was more of a British English use, while Starship is an American band and the subjects of both the OS and my parody are American cities. Not reciprocally, "built" is the past participle verb in both dialects. ("Builded" is the only alternate past participle and clearly archaic in both.) Your comment is greatly appreciated. Thanks.

chucky did have the rule on hard profanity for many years. i guess he stopped caring, especially with whatfreaks no longer updating. regardless of opinion, this parody is complete garbage though

Now that's a nice touch of satire. I'm going to have something lined up on this topic, but it's going to be a personnel attack. Let's leave the tease at that.

wildcard is probably the first place I ever posted this. I picked guart milkster for a new name and would like to see ifI can get all these other names off the author page so there wont be a bunch of duplicates of my songs.

BRILLIANT!!!!

Go 'way! Batin'!

Well, Barry & The Bookbinders had this verse in their "Fart In An Elevator" song:

The fumes are getting worse!
Nobody gets out alive!
Smells like some kind of animal
Crawled up my butt and died!

when was the last time I was able to send anything here? To no surprise Banging my head on the wall doesn't help with writers block. I may have had an Atonic Seizure at home and decided I don't need to end up getting one at work so I quit my job.

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, returning as Tardsy, part XVIII. Since you seem to have missed it, almost all the other attention whores are currently gravitating to TikTok for the chance at a larger audience. Think of the advantages: you might actually find someone who likes your garbage posts and you can annoy the hell out of the Chinese with your geezer tunes, ghost girls and garrulous replies.

Plus the hype of the Colts being one of the greatest at the time doesn't help. As a result that game led to Namath's HOF induction.

I project!

@"voice of reason"[sic] - You think that the occasional "f***" in parody lyrics is what has made this site less of a nice place to go? Grow up.

Trump's frankly insane picks to run major departments is not blind listening to party rhetoric, or untrue. You would need to be terminally stupid (like the man himself) to consider RFK a workable choice for Health: someone who doesn't understand, is unable to weigh evidence, and believes/repeats the most crazy bollocks that is so easily disproven he obviously hasn't even tried to check.

How trumpian.

I did think that cracking the "Along Comes Mary" code was a significant achievement .. But I didn't expect that kind of tribute (It was a tribute in a way, was it not Great One?)

I think the original author of this parody is deceased.

You naaasty man. Being moron, it obviously didn’t occur to you that I, a purveyor of all things of the distant past, would never stoop to the level of using TikTok to spread awareness about my existence. Seeing as TikTok didn’t exist in 1940, and that I only reference songs from that year or earlier, it would be massive hypocrisy on my part to do so. Besides, anything that goes on TikTok is far above my head anyway. Sharpen your crayon and try again.

Wouldn't need all those "friends" if you had some level of competency in the city gov't. But no, let's slash budgets drastically & divert free water into the ocean instead of storing it. Sending much-needed equipment to Ukraine was brilliant as well. It's crystal clear who the real enemies of Californians are.

Do you think you could come up with a parody for Magic?

Great parody James. I'm in a bush band and sing "Lights On The Hill" regularly at a monthly pub gig in country NSW. I'm so tempted to sing this parody one day if you're agreeable to it. Will of course give you the credit. Cheers mate. Roger from Wamberal NSW.

Mexicans and Canadians have been helping to put out the fires while the Beast threatens to withhold aid to California. It is crystal clear who are the real friends of US residents.

Thanks for your comments

"Zuck" just publicly admitted that the Biden administration would bully him and his employees as far as what they wanted his site to allow. Looks like he took note of how the recent elections went and realized most Americans aren't for repression of speech. Cry it out.

The California conflagration can be blamed on two things: 1) DEI-obsessed bureaucrats who wanted to check off boxes instead of finding the most qualified people to administer all firefighting protocols, and 2) an illegal alien who was carrying some kind of "blowtorch", according to the local media. Guess which party supports DEI policies and illegal aliens?

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, returning as Tardsy, part XVIII. Since you seem to have missed it, almost all the other attention whores are currently gravitating to TikTok for the chance at a larger audience. Think of the advantages: you might actually find someone who likes your garbage posts and you can annoy the hell out of the Chinese with your geezer tunes, ghost girls and garrulous replies.

Abso-freaking-lootly! Loot rules their decisions.

To the lunatics who believe liberals control the weather, don't you think they would have ordered some rain by now for liberal California? Anyone losing sleep over Paris Hilton losing her home in the fires? In her memoir she confessed that she only pretended to vote for Chump in 2016. She won't need a FEMA voucher but many others will.

Normally I'm not a big fan of censorship but this site used to be a nice place to go to, to see parodies without the worst words. It's unfortunate that those days are over. In any event, we should stop listening blindly to party rhetoric and be willing to give the administration a chance. If unusually bad options are presented then congress can reject those until there's someone more palatable. Believe it or not, there are some issues where there is more than one acceptable way to look at them. If someone is truly liberal, then they would see that. Not everything you read about someone is necessarily true. And yes, there are still a lot of checks and balances in government so one person doesn't have too much power

I could not possibly disagree more with Phil. I never say anything thats easily deconstructed because then I'd lose credibility. I've been schooled in that, inasmuch as I have three older siblings who had careers as lawyers1. Anytime you didn't have your argument ducks in order, you'd get taken apart ... BTW, did you all know that Phil and I once got along famously. But then Phil, that champion of free discussion discovered that I was the worst person imanigable .. someone who mostly disagrees with him!!

Looked like a game played in hell to me. I actually watched it as a 12 year old. Baltimore Colts played awful. I don't know how they managed a 13-1 record. They weren't that good; their talent level on offense was awful. And the psychology pressing on the Colts minds sucked. They weren't simply to win, they were supposed to destroy the AFL champion. Anything else would be a disgrace. And they broke under the pressure

As a Cold War veteran I am disgusted and angry that a traitor fascist pig is about to establish a reign of terror once again. The original song was used to 'justify' the unnecessary 1991 Gulf War which made things even worse for everyone, in America AND the Middle East. And Lee Greenwood himself is such a sissyninny, he teamed up with Donnie the Antichrist to sell 'trump Bibles'. Now we are going to get RAPED once again. But it's OK to rape, commit incest, pedophiles, stealing, treason, all these crimes - isn't it? God Save the USA. God gave us brains and we need to use them. Step One is to depose and prosecute this Scheisse any way we can, legally! Because everything vhe does is illegal.

Football is just a cryptofascist metaphor for nuclear war ;-p

5-5-5. The only vote that matters. One more week until it becomes a Fascist USA. Should we leave like smart folks did in Nazi Germany?

While I deal with rejection.

The above comment was directed towards Zion Soriano, in case anyone was wondering.

Pee Wee Herman passed away in 2023

I heard two versions of Frankie & Johnny in one Johnny meets this Redhead who happens to be Frankie's Sister(Johnnies sister in law ) in another Frankie Kills Johnny Tree Shots from a 44

Someone's mind is aa total mess

@not me: if he wanted to be *like* me, he wouldn't post under someone else's name, and he wouldn't post meaningless drivel. Kinda like the difference between imitation as a form of flattery... and identity theft :-)

He isn't.

♫He wants to be like you...♫

(You walked right into that one.)

I must say I was not aware the_conqueror_of_parodies was a moderator.

Sod off. It wasn't "legitimate", it was pretending to be me. Why do you want to be me so much anyway?

Great job! Better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes (who incidentally loves to delete comments simply because he doesn't like them).

Been cleaning out the comments like you clean out the cookies Sethie?

*he or she

Thanks so much for your comment. I will have to turn my attention to the new Liberal leader now whenever he's chosen

Just popped in to say Happy New Year 2025! :)

...I guess there wasn't much of any way to set lyrics to The Champs' version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQvAn3Ohotc

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

Projection.

"Man standing on toilet high on pot."

Solid take. I imagined the title would devolve into a song about fat-shaming; but this works too.

I get the feeling the only reason why the Jets won SB III was because they made a deal with Satan, hence the misfortune and incompetence that follows to this day.

Big boo to Jets owner Woody Johnson for having donated to the upcoming felonious presidunce.

For those wondering, the above comment was intended towards Zion Soriano before his comments were deleted.

This Trump guy puts me to sleep.

I know, obscure song, right.

Jersey Jets does look and sound better than New York Jets.

Correction: Switch the Original Song title and the Parody Song Title to

It s normal to hate Barney and want every thing to be violence to happen to Barney but why does Barney have to be my favorite color s purple and green

Every one hates Barney even when you are a baby or kid you just hate Barney more as you get older its called love hate Barney

Heard that the transition team is selling slots to pray next to the Beast for $100,000. Is that pay-for-pray plan a new moral low for those creeps?

Greenland is to dementia donald what Crimea is to armchair grandpa putin. He'll take it over and then say it was always maga territory along with Canada, Panama, etc. magas and orcs plan to split up the world between them, but the people of Earth will resist with every fiber of their being.

Shame on the 🍊 Beast for wanting to make the US a treaty breaker. How low is he willing to take the moral standing of the nation?

Eel sounds like a fun guy. I hope those with the derangement syndrome of believing every lie spoken by the 🍊 turd stay away from our pristine Greenland.

eel's parodies rock big time!

The yet unused earth metals in the ground of Greenland is worth many times more than the current US national record debt - so technically Denmark can buy the washingtonian ruling class out of it's financial misery in exchange for them all retiring en masse and then start running every federal program and the military from government departments in Copenhagen. Also every McDonalds should be replaced with a Danish pastry shop for good measure. ;-P

I don't remember posting that comment about 300 comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

I have a bad case of diarrhea!
I have a bad case of diarrhea!
I have a bad case of diarrhea!
I have a bad case of diarrhea!

I must say it's not every day some idiot poster of banal comments mistakes me for a site moderator—which is the only kind of person (other than perhaps a master-level hacker with enough knowledge of the internet's internal workings to take control of this site) who has the power to delete comments around here.

It wasn't Grump who wishes he had Arnold's Palmer? It's not MAGAts who fantasize about getting butt-screwed by their cult leader daily?

Greenland is considered the world's largest island. Grump is obsessed with the size of everything. Remember how he couldn't help but mention the size of the club Arnold Palmer swung between his legs?

CML lost all credibility years ago: he likes to think of himself as some kind of rational Republican, but he has run away from every discussion after being comprehensively out of his depth and unable to present any kind of honest argument. It's no surprise he is going for strawmen again, he has zero integrity.

thanks Glenn

Funny thing, Jeff didn't say anything about Jews and Slavs. Deflection, projection and false equivalence = Trump supporters .

So, Trump interacted with Jewish financiers and lawyers in NYC for his entire adult life, and never had a problem with any of them, never called any of them any whatsoever. And then he runs for President, and suddenly he's the scourge of the Jews? He married two Slavic women and made some baby Slavs. but now he wants to exterminate them? Then you turn around and say the most monstrous things about the Slavic Russans ... who suffered incredible losses destroying the Nazis. Do you people have even a nano fraction of rationality?

Ha! In your face, "Please Help" troll!

Zion, please leave this site.

Fun way to learn how to properly pronounce Ilhan Omar's name. Imagine Goldie Hawn getting drunk for the first time as a teenager. Likely she'll drink way too much, and, at some point she'll be obliged to make her obeisance to the Porcelain God. And if saw this, you might say to yourself, "That is one hell of an ILL HAWN" Then picture yourself talking to Omar Sharif .. You might say, "That is definitely an ill Hawn, Omar"

3. Nobody outside of law enforcement and the military needs an AR 15. You have no idea the intent of the 2nd Amendment and it has NOTHING to do with your right to own anything you want that is smaller than a grenade launcher or a tank. The "Right to Life" of our children, mentioned in the preamble of the Constitution, covers that (Not to be confused with the pro-lifers who fight for children until they are born and then vote to starve them). And we will school you if needed, with citations. 4. Trump supporters, not one, can define "Liberal," their sole insult beyond the JANUARY 6th deflection. 5. True Trump Davidians will NEVER believe ANYTHING that criticizes the Comb-over Caligula. Test it. It will never happen. Even his own words are a liberal conspiracy against him. 6. To make an idiot skitter back into their golden cheeto hole, ask for sources. It is literally 100% effective. Even the stupidest won't use Gateway Pundit to source their arguments (although there always seems to be one exception ??). 7. Science is factual. 8. We own guns. We just do not need to strap on a rifle to go to the movies or the grocery store. 9. Education is a good thing. 10. Laughing at idiocy does not equate to "liberal butt-hurt," no matter your need for tears. 11. Teachers are not mercenaries. They are educators. If you think arming the art teacher is a good idea, I would venture the guess that you think Sgt. Bone-spurs would save your kids bare-handed. 12. Your complacency has finally bitten you in the butt.The kids are coming; and they are smarter than you on your best day; they are smarter than myself; and they will be voting in 2024. 13. Again...We own guns, too. We can shoot an intruder AND a woodchuck without 40 bullets. 14. Only 7% of gun owners are NRA members. The majority thinks that they are full of horses*** fear rhetoric. Indictments of Trump's administration do not point to his innocence. 15. We are not adamant about teaching our kids about sex, but at the same time we don't want them learning about it behind the barn from someone like you. 16. Collusion is but a single crime; and Nixon resigned an "unindicted co- conspirator". Using Fox news to support your arguments is like saying you're a marine biologist because you watch Sponge Bob Square Pants! $787 million dollars----do you understand the size of this number??? Proof that Fox LIES!!! 17. The making of America being great again: the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority derives from the metacognitive inability of low-ability persons to recognize their own ineptitude; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence. 18. If you're a Christian and you're mad about the possibility of student loan debt being canceled, let me remind you that the entirety of your faith is built upon a debt you couldn't pay that someone else stepped in and paid for you. 19. What did Liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended Segregation, Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, Liberals created Medicare, Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did the Conservatives do? They opposed every one of those programs. *Every One.* So when you try to hurl that word 'liberal' at my feet as if it were something dirty, something to run away from, something that I should be ashamed of, it won't work, Because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor. 20. We are 'ANTIFA” because unlike the MAGA morons, we actually know what fascism is. Millions of men, women and children died in World War II fighting against Fascism. Pick up a book idiots!!! “Snowflakes, libtards... yes I have heard these words. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.” 21. Read Trump's "2025 Agenda". It's online. You surely know how to Google. Read it and then read some of Mein Kampf. You will feel like you're reading the same book. Is this really the country you want?

There are big words here, so if you are a trump supporter you may need to look up some of this stuff to understand: As a TRUE Liberal, allow me to clear some things up: 1. We swear, too; we just use the words, spelled correctly, intermingled with facts and pointed sarcasm aimed towards stupidity, and we know what triggers the painfully small-minded. You wanna say "libtards" and cast countless 4th grade ad hominem, we can give it back 10 fold, with citations intermingled. You do not get to insult others and then whine about intolerance. 2., True Liberals are "tolerant" of most everyone except the intolerant. Nobody gets the right to discriminate, call someone a PC snowflake and then run to the "you're a bully" defense in the name of a plethora of false talking points. 2A: If “History”, is the criteria REPUBLICANS want to use to protect and defend confederate statues:, Stating that the ‘libtards’ are trying to either destroy 'history' or change it, then we need to erect statues of Lee Harvey Oswald, Richard Speck and even perhaps Charlie Manson and Hitler next to every confederate general in the south...after all, these individuals also represent “History”.

I've been going through a moral/religious dilemma since mid-October 2024, and I regret putting any sinful content into these lyrics.

Again, I am sorry for this. I will do my best to work on my moral character in the future.

If you didn't want him writing this song about you and your cronies, you shouldn't have harassed him in the first place. It's your own fault.

Zion, people are allowed to make parodies of pre-existing songs on this website. It's one of the things that make this website what it is.

Here before the Internet troll Zion Soriano comes in and accuses this of being plagiarized.

If you really think this is plagiarized, then prove it.

@Zion Soriano. Prove it!

3's how cute

I'm sure Kamala wouldn't be proposing that the US break a treaty to regain control of the Panama Canal, as the Beast has proposed. Am I mispeaking? Does he want to buy back control or use some other legal method?

The person who commented that Kamala got 60 million votes shorted her by 15 million! That is quite a discrepancy.

Eel's parodies rock so f****** hard. Can someone commission someone to go on tour singing this parody and others by the awesome eelmeister?

He's talking about Batman and Robin. As far as I'm concerned it could be about any superhero schlock. Not to mention 99% of films so far this millenium.

CML, he's obviously talking about "Mary Poppins". Hey, if the film features Ed Wynn in it, avoid it like COVID-19.

The Grumpy Grinch said ownership of Greenland is absolutely necessary. Denmark didn't say it is for sale. If it is up to the Grinch, the US takes it, right?

Better to be a fertilizing piece of s*** than a vicious virus MAGAt.

Allow me to be honest, this one is pretty poor. Abortion will always be murder BTW. Not your body, not your choice.

some one is upset

I don't believe I'm fully apprised as to what JAB is trying to convey here; unless, of course .... I actually am

BOOOOOO!!!

Want to release some Doves? Show white Turtle Doves?

I'm retarded.

You fascists stop spreading my meltdown video all over the internet!

Thanks for your comment.

Hey, Agrimorfee and Zen Adam B.! I presume you're still continuing down the river you were on when you posted. Wake me up when you sail past Giza so I can at least get a glimpse of the pyramids and the Sphinx!

@MAGA - can I suggest therapy? You obviously have issues.

@"Reality" - you wouldn't recognise reality if it were buggering you with a pineapple. Copy/pasting screeds you haven't fully read and definitely haven't understood because you might have realised just how much nonsensical tosh you have posted.

@Ag :-)

@ZAB ...er, yup??

@Otto - and Elon is an anagram of "lone", but not convinced of the significance :-)

...and to the guy pretending to be me: why?

great parody extremely funny

Some out of the box parodying here for sure

That was inspired, Great One :)

Better Elon Musk as acting president than that Jill woman who changed Joe's diaper three times every day

Go back to your fellow baby-butchering child-molesting pedofaggotranny-pandering Soros-rimming free-speech-hating far-left fascists on Bluesky, Britcunt loser.

leon moskow is gonna make dementia conald skunk his beach. ;-p

And I think that's funny that felons can't travel to Canada, yet Trudeau puts a convicted felon - Steven Guilbeault on his cabinet as Environment Minister.

Maybe there's hope, Oh Beseecher of TCOP, there's hasn't been an entry into that foaming-at-the-mouth hatefest between Phil Ossifer and whoever the Phuck that other loon is for 6 days. Has there been some intervention by Mgt? Let's hope so .... And while we're at it, let's deal with MR CAPS HIMSELF. Bout time to put MIKE in Time Out for another 6 months

Thanks Phil, you done good.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Trudeau still did obeisance.

Let us not forget that Trudeau went down South because felons aren't allowed to travel to Canada.. Hail #vptrump ! Hail #Presidentmusk !

Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!

...or something like that.

Thank you. I was hoping you’d like it.

Musk is an anagram of skum.

That was an awesome jab at Trudeau. 555

Hail #Presidentmusk and #vptrump !

Thanks so much for the comments. I am going to have to squeeze out what I can with regards to Trudeau now that he might be gone sooner than we think (I am thinking it might happen around March). I have a parody saved for when Pierre Poilievre wins

Dementia Donald is Leon Moskow's beach.

I was all set to give you 5's... But someone made me give you 1's

You have inspired me to add a little Trudeau to my song for tomorrow. 5's BTW

@monstermaster13 It was neither of those things. I just didn’t want to be around someone who made fun of others all the time.

Justin should never take offense when people say that he looks like Castro. Fidel was a handsome fella. Just ask Justin's mother

But I'll bet you support everything George Soros has ever funded since he's big into leftism. PS - interesting to see you post a comment on here since you're too cowardly to allow them for your own submissions.

I don't remember pressing anything to make a big smiley show up before I sent my message either. I am very upset right now and do feel it is possible that someone might have messed with my phone. I don't know but I'm confused. Someone else who sent me a text message I was able to text with her just fine. She is in CA though and John is not

One of the phalanx of billionaire sphincter-lickers.

Correction in the Title: It should be "Justin Doesn't Look Like Daddy"

Yep, pretty weird.

I heard someone talking last night and they said if Kamala was elected it would be four years of what Canada has had to endure under Justin Trudeau, and believe me, you don't want it.

Triggered much? You should try looking at what you have written, and see just how utterly unhinged it makes you look.

I tried to send a text message to my brother John Michael Hammond and got a weird response back that I don't think was from him.

This is hilarious.. I mean, the thought that Donny has learned anything from mistakes he won't even admit to making? Comic genius.

All those who can't enjoy singing that are retarded.

Got my vote in before the "please help" troll could post a message!

Hope Luigi doesn't drop the soap. ;-p

Thank you Lennie, I will check that out.

BTW, great job on the parody. "Santa Claus" is great OS for purposes of parody. When I first started out here, Ramadan and was coinciding with Christmas so I wrote a slew of Ramadan carols and one was "Shari'a Law Is Coming to Town"

You should also check out the one I did about a month ago called "Donald Wins Again" to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Adam Raised a Cain"

Seeing as how you're carrying the ball for MAGA at the moment :) .. Onslaught, you should check out a post I did back in 2018 as Callmelennie entitled "Mega MAGA Post" What you'll see is a parody of "My Guy" by Mary Wells and ""My Girl" by the Temptations. Everytime MAGA gets subbed for "My guy" or "My girl" it's an instant laugh line. I've seen this reaction many times among fellow travelers. Now, these parodies only need slight updating, and I'm too overwhelmed with other things to do both. So perhaps you might retool "My Guy" and I'll get around to "My Girl"

If I read my Ramdom persons correctly, Slaughtman, he's referring to that Trudeau that bears a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro, and bears no resemblance whatsoever to his supposed father, Pierre Trudeau

Which clown were you referring to?

And next year I can read it now "Poilievre will dethrone the clown"

Ya know, MIKE, next to the jaw dropping derangement of Phil Ossifer and all his sock puppets and George&GermaineBryantfan and all his aliases, your pathologically stupid trick of using ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME is almost a breath of fresh air

Yes, you are.

Oops, looks like I misspelled my own username when I submitted this parody. It’s supposed to be a “t” at the end, not an “f”.

Yes. At least that. Thanks.

At least it's paced and rhymed well.

I'm retarded.

I don't know who is worse--G&GBF and whatever name you change it to, Ned The Clam, Phil Ossifer, Libby, or you. Maybe you are all the same person (if that can be called "person"--more like persons. Sybil? Eh, wot?)

This song is great. And true.

Yeah he didn't get the OS posted right at the time. I hope he's going to still post here and is not gone for good..

Surprised Ned's parents let him near a keyboard.

You are pretty stupid, Ned.

You a frigging idiot.

Fun fact: this author is deceased.

Go and Make it Snow on Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio and those idiots from Greenpeace

Biden Laden and his son are Both Gone

...nope. I'm highlighting what's happened (so far) after 5+ months under Labour ...on 5+ months under Labour

There are certain "unwritten rules" to Amiright. For example: If an idea seems obvious to you, it probably seemed obvious to somebody else first, so make sure somebody else hasn't already written it -- or hasn't written it for several years. Also, and I speak from personal experience on this one: Never write an entire parody just to use one great line. I once turned "Hotel California" into a song about "The Lion King," because I just HAD to use the line, "And in the royal chambers, they gather for the feast. They stabbed it with their steely claws, and they just ate wildebeest!"

Let me get this straight: Britain had the Tories in charge for 14 years, and you're blaming all this on 5 months of Labour? Even Premier League referees aren't dumb enough to believe that!

Philster, please. As today is Saturday, I’m spending yet another Saturday at Trans-Allied making sure you have your @$$ handed to you. You must assuredly get offended by me and my subjects 24/7. Otherwise you wouldn’t be commenting on my entries all the time. Also, you’ve obviously forgotten that it’s been months since I last referenced the Gary McNamara story. The two-year anniversary of him telling that on the radio is December 21st. Lastly, I’m fine without having a wife and kids. I wouldn’t know how to have a relationship with them anyway. And I’m too stupid to think of a response to your slander against Sally Eilers, so I guess you win? Solid effort there, fake philosopher.

I think the low IQ award should go to someone who wants to wish a mostly skeletonized corpse "Happy Birthday". Blah blah, wife, blah blah kids, IOW things that will never be a part of your life.

I’d love to know why you wasted five minutes to post yet another worthless comment, so once again I feel obligated to respond to you. How many narratives do you think I need? We’ve got the offended narrative, the ‘tard anthem playbook, the Gary McNamara BS plus the Grandpa Magic tactic, not to mention the others of course. Also, your low IQ showed its true self when you slandered Sally Eilers because I have the gall to even think that she’s a lovely looking woman, let alone wish her a happy birthday. Be lucky I’m even wasting my time on you this Friday the 13th. In the meantime, I remain fortunate that I’ll never have to see your dumb face, your ugly wife or your disgusting kids in person. Get lost.

Autistic people and low-IQ morons are the same thing, and on this board there’s no exceptions. We’ve got Sucks@AmIRight, the “Please Help” fellator, Tokusou Sentai Blessranger and of course, the board’s Joe Penner, G&GBF. I’m sorry your son will never grow up to have a normal life. Too bad you got offended by it. Darrrrrrr.

What in the actual FLYING F*** does all of this garbage in the comments have to do with Chris Wolvies' decent parody song. Chris, you done good. I didn't get all of the references, but I am an old man who forgets stuff easily, I quesiton the pacing on some of it, but I totally respect your work, because I can see that you worked hard on this, unlike some of the other things that are passing for "parody" here over the past year. Bless you for keeping the spirit alive. 555

With 100% sincerity, as I am the father of an autistic child, I take offense at your usage of the phrase "autistic" in this context. It is my understanding that there are a handful of contributors to this site who are on the spectrum and do have creative and witty talent. I fully realize I have no power to stop you from doing so, and you might not give a flying f*** but I would appreciate if you consider how you convey your thoughts in a public forum and refrain from lumping autistics into the same category as this jagoff who has ruined this web site. I do give you the full breadth of your lexical powers to continue to berate this ASS**** however way you wish as this s***show continues. Cheers.

I'd love to know why you get up at that hour as you've never mentioned any kind of job. My workday is 4:00 AM - 1:00 PM, which I love. Here's some irony: one of the things I've repeated ad nauseum is your inability to recognize the obvious even when it's been pointed out dozens of times. The primary reason is you need the narrative to have something to build on. For example, Phil Ossifer is a pun, not a job title; I don't get "offended" by your stupid songs or hyper-repeated subjects, I just mock you for being unable to get past them; I'm far from the only one mocking your 'tard anthem, just the loudest. As for you "spreading awareness", have the good folks of Kansas thanked you for saving them from the Nawtzee scourge that is Germanfest? Solid effort there, citizen. No one else would call themselves "the board's Joe Penner", so it didn't even take your brain capacity to figure it out, and lastly, I quit reading TCOP's stuff ages ago, so it looks like I left you a playground where you can 'tard out to your heart's content without fear of negative commentary.

Hey board members: are you still holding out on our “take” on the Obi-Wan Kenobi fellating? Sure, just sit there and do nothing while some anonymous board member dreams of hugging TCOP’s phallus because he has no accomplishments of his own. (No, I am NOT the “please help Obi-Wan” poster.) Plus, you’ve obviously forgotten that I’m branding myself as the board’s Joe Penner, as a counterpoint to the stupid-ass TCOP/Obi-Wan Kenobi contention. Puhleeze Halp Uzz can have his Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation fantasies and I’ll have ducks to sell all across the board. I ran for president of this site once, and held a honest, rational debate against Obi-Wan Tee-Co-Pee (TCOP). I’ll do it again if I have to. As Joe Penner would say: Oh, wo-ho-ho is me. Wo-ho-ho is me…

Hey Fake Philosopher, I’ve been up since 4 AM this morning. I’ve done more in the nine hours since then today than you’ve ever done, or ever will do, in your entire life. Looks like you caught onto my tactics today. Didja see all the fellating going on in TCOP’s “Bad” entry? Toxic sexuality all over a board member who eats Cheetos and cosplays as a Star Wars character. As regards this entry, I noticed you once again failed to comprehend the subject matter at all, which is all about the various tropes I’ve used on AmIRight throughout the years. Think back to all the times you got offended by my ideas and fixations, when all I was trying to do was spread awareness about them. Or think back to when you slandered a +/- 100-year-old song because you’re too cowardly to admit that the songs from back then had more creativity than all other genres in music history COMBINED. Lastly, still holding out on our “take” on the Obi-Wan Kenobi fellating? Sure, just sit there and do nothing while some anonymous board member dreams of hugging TCOP’s phallus because he has no accomplishments of his own. (No, I am NOT the “please help Obi-Wan” poster.) Plus, you’ve obviously forgotten that I’m branding myself as the board’s Joe Penner, as a counterpoint to the stupid-ass TCOP/Obi-Wan Kenobi contention. Puhleeze Halp Uzz can have his Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation fantasies and I’ll have ducks to sell all across the board. As Joe Penner would say: Oh, wo-ho-ho is me. Wo-ho-ho is me…

Part of the satire is having Cat in his new Muslim sensibility reprise his "hippie-dippy" Cat Steven songs. I went to a Jesuit High School, and my Junior "English" Teacher was a Commie in Jesuit's clothing who kept going on and on about Stevens ad nauseum, as if Cat were the second coming of the Christ who would bring a new era of sweetness and light. So when this same dude turns Muslim and talked about how blasphemers of Islam should be killed ...

BANG BANG POW POW BANG BANG

Funny and Sad because it's all too true.

^^^^^Looks like George&GermaineBriantFan is up and awake at the group home. If I heard correctly, he gets a star on his wall chart if he makes doo-doo and none of it ends up in his pants. I'm not sure what happens when he tries to eat it, other than influencing what he writes, such as his cowardly insistence on posting under other people's names instead of George&GermaineBriantFan. Here's a thought: Try using the names of all the family members who've disowned you. That should last you a good ten years.

That right there is funny. I don’t care who you are! 5’s

I’m starting to wonder if the “You are our only hope” poster is automatically posting these with a spam-bot system, seeing as it’s the same speech every single time with slight variations. Guess he took a page (the only page, actually) from the RhythmSteps playbook. Did we mention how much of a loser this guy is?

Hey ‘fag-tard G&GBF, find someone’s entry to f**k with. I’ll let you all figure out who has less reason to live, but don’t involve me.

Knock it off, you naaasty man. We don’t wanna hear it!!!

...oh, sorry, did I say Stalin's Britain? I meant Starmer's Britain

Gosh, the OS, tropes, rhyming and matching patterns are swell. 555 as always!!!

Just to be clear, I’m sure most of you would rather have a whole day of bad luck rather than hear about me talk about New Year’s Rockin’ Eve for the 8,000th time, but I’m here to represent the low-IQ folks and autistic kids on the internet who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they “fit in” with creative, witty people. Please allow us to live out our delusions as they’re all we’ve got.

Oh my gosh, tomorrow is Friday the 13th!

STFU ALREADY.

quart, the person who oned you is probably jealous and to stupid to even try to write a good parody for themselves.

yes

quart you aren't really that upset are you?

I'm done here.

Even you would have to admit I have a far more extensive vocabulary than you, but search as I might, I couldn’t find “strached”anywhere. Did it exist as a word when your worm-bait fantasy woman was alive? As regards that and your other fantasies, feel free to indulge ourself with images of the past while I spend my life with a real live woman. As far as “stealing your commentary”, it’s hardly stealing if I take what was already mine to begin with.

You naaaaasty man!!!! You got us again. What a racist construct -- "I'm curious if he was a black rapper in a past life as he certainly likes to "sample"." No blacks here. I have no comprehension of my "ancistree" or whatever the f*** it's called. Didja check out my two entries on Monday? Positive comments from other contributors. Steal my commentary all you want, but you'll never know that feeling in this lifetime. Still holding out on listening to Rhythm Steps for the first time? I've just played it for the 18,542th time. You've got some catching up to do. And it's not midnight yet, so you still have time to wish Sally Eilers a happy-nappy birthday! Think that philospher brain of yours can comprehend it? If you do she'll striptease for you for free as your wife is strached to a chair in the background. And Gary McNamara is a f***ing genius for what he said 50 years ago. Oh, wo-ho-ho is me, wo-ho-ho is me!!

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, now appearing as the virtually unknown Joe Penner, tries to reply with more copy/paste garbage. I'm curious if he was a black rapper in a past life as he certainly likes to "sample". OTOH, claiming that I did anything but loathe the "Grandpa Magic" stuff is an outright lie. It takes a lot to be worse than daily repeats of your Retard Anthem, but you found a way. I see you're still incapable of writing commentary without stealing, whether it's phrases (take a gold star out of the sticker book) or user names (Ned the clam) Unlike you, the real Ned the clam could spell "fellating" (you wrote "felatting Gary M) which is no surprise coming from someone who also said "the word "sex disorder" comes into play." I count two words, but maybe I've been "out-philosophied" by someone unfamiliar with English that doesn't appear in pop-up books.

Talk about things that don’t sink in — part XXLVIII. Going by your opening monologue above, it’s clear that you obviously have nothing going for you in this life, and it’s highly unlikely you ever will. Can you provide one example where I exhibit racism? Pretty sure you’re gonna strike out here. Gary has no effect on my life whatsoever, but it’s obvious his “cowboy hoedown” saga only appeals to you ‘cuz it was the height of Gary’s creativity, and you’re still hoping you’ll have a similar moment someday. Dream on, it ain’t happening. Also, nothing regarding Grandpa Magic was witty or original in any way. You didn’t even bother to listen to the album, feeling that warning us against the “dangers” of Ed Wynn was too important to go through the trouble of listening to said album. Darrrrrrrr. As regards the blessed Briants, they’re probably laughing hysterically at your delusion instead of thinking that you’re their slave. I’ve never seen anyone worship such an irrelevant and insignificant group of people. Lastly, all I know about Sally Eilers is that she’s a has-been from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about her whatsoever, whereas “fellating” seems to be a you thing. I think the word “sex disorder” comes into play here. You can continue jerking off to geezer gals and I’ll spend time with my wife. Darrrrrrr indeed.

@Please help, as opposed to what? Fellating a parody writer every day? Expressing your Star Wars/Board Hero masturbation fantasies on a public board. Most of us are pretty well are about your semen-filled underwear. Do you jerk off to this stuff because you need to validation? Get back to me on that one once you’ve stopped hugging TCOP’s phallus. Darrrrrrrrr.

Holy cow, George&GermaineBriantFan, are you really that starved for attention? Other than Arch Vile's comment, everything above looks like you went back and found a bunch of old comments then went on a hyper-copy/pasting jag. Here's how people know the difference between you and me: unlike you, I don't have to rehash material for commentary. If you had any friends they would point that out.

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at reprising the top news stories of 2024, but it’s not really a year-end jibjab if you don’t stick to the eight topics I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people couldn’t get enough of my Germanfest idiocy, the hypocrisy of grade-school kids pooping their pants over Simone Biles at an Olympic watch party, or the joy of one thing a talk show host said half a century ago (Yee-haw), not to mention the others of course, and all set to great-grandpa music of course. Don’t make me come back there.

You NAAAAAAASTY man!!!!! Don’t never dooooo that!!!!! Oh, wo-ho-ho is me! I don’t never wanna see you post another Obi-Wan comment ever again. There’s only one hope for this site, and that is the board’s Joe Penner. To be sure, to be sure! Oh, and…YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?????? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!!! Keep dreaming, you naaaaasty man!!!!!!

AV, this is just YKW using my name to post. If you really want to turn him on, use Rhythm Steps for your year-end review and change only eight words from the original song. Hey, if it works the first 7,000 times…Speaking of which, I have no doubt we’ll be getting a ridiculous entry from Tardsy for New Year’s Eve. Knowing him, it will likely just be a rehash of random events from this year and setting it to great-grandpa music. I’d love to see his year-end “take” on the Germanfest “end of the world” celebration, various fans’ reactions to Simone Biles or the joys of shooting the UnitedHealthCare CEO. To quote the board’s biggest megatard: “Dream on, it ain’t happening.”

Don't worry about the year-end review song posts. I've been doing that for awhile. I'll pick up the slack. Though I won't be using American Pie as a template song.

The Disassociative Personality Disorder Circus has returned to drown us all in their multi-RhythmSteps vats of unfunny, sub-moronic, and boring textual diarrhea.

^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan;, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.

So I’m curious - did the Briants know you were a double-digit IQ lump who couldn’t come up with an original thought at gunpoint? Also, which takes longer, doing your daily 6-word change to your ‘tard anthem or finding which past quotes from others you want to copy/paste for the day? What’s it like to never receive a positive comment? You ought to be trying to collect those as they’re far rarer than everything else you steal.

G&GBF;, steal much? You couldn't have come up with anything as clever as this comment war on your own if your life depended on it. Here's hoping it does. I have no IQ? I'll match mine against yours any day especially since I'm not the one who has to steal comments and ideas from other posters, let alone fixate on some forgotten song from the distant past. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect a Welsh accent from text. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS. Simple as the day is long…

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

This portrays exactly how the Islamists are - on the outside debating and talking and on the inside, bloodthirsty murderers who want world domination.

That's a true story, Kay. It actually did snow once in Phoenix in CML's lifetime for about 20 minutes .. between 12:32 PM and 12:53PM on Feb 3, 1964. Bruno Tattaglia told Pop all about it; Thats how I know

This brings me back to my childhood days of yore in Phoenix when I spent frolicking in the Sonoran desert snow. There was this one time ( and I do mean ONE time) when it snowed so hard, we, meaning every kid in my neighborhood, managed to make a single snowball. Sadly, before we could pick a kid to throw it at, it had already melted

1. ...TCOP has zilch to do with everything the complainers don't like about this site?

2. ...that there are no Russian bots visiting this site?

3. ....if there were any such shenanigans going on, the visitors logs would show the IP addresses of TCOP/Russian bots repeatedly paying visits to these parodies?

4. ...repeatedly cleaning out cookies and then voting again DOESN'T WORK?

5. ...only the site's moderators (who also have access to those visitors logs) actually have the power to delete comments (e.g. the "please help" spammer)?

You fool no one. You need the attention so you can continue to post this stupid stuff every day. Are you sure we can’t be interested in offering pool-cleaning supplies? IIRC you have considerable expertise in this matter. Darrrrrrrr.

Na, that would suck

I don't listen to people tell me how to be me and I do what I want.

unusual things happing on my computer, oh well. I now have the idea that the project I am now calling 4 people instead of 10 now will be done in January. I know what plants I want for attracting butterflies and will probably be seeding them, but it defiantly looks like I have another month or two before needing to start. Hmm, some Christmas parody of an author and some other author that eats pizza. Wonder if they're still here?

Hey dorsal orifice, quite using my name for your retard repeat-a-phons.

Wow, looks like you actually figured that one out for once. Because I lack the ability to come up with anything creative, let alone original comebacks, I will just say you got us again. Now take the time to listen to the OS for once and get back to me. Can you sense the intellectual disability in every aspect and word? Darrrrrrrr.

Well, Mikey, you could do that one yourself. I’d love to see it.

If someone is going to do a fake me, at least be a clever faker. And he ( or is it actually me?) was, in my opinion (or is it his opinion?) He was clearly being sardonic, and he used a word from that era, "swell" to make clear the sardonicity (is that a real word?) of his post. So either way, good post

And do you recall the most unfaithful wife of all: Maggie Trudeau, since she cheated on Pierre with Fidel

For at least ONCE, you're on to something Mike. What did Trump see in that washed out dishwater blonde crone. He was married to Marla Maples, and them becomes a Rider on the Stormy? I wouldn't have done her with my worst enemy's dick

So don't direct your parodies at people who won't educate themselves about what is actually going on, Onslaught .. that the Kamala campaign pissed away about a billion dollars on God knows what; it certainly wasn't on effective campaigning

Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you make me sad I gave you 5’s on your song.

@Jay S .. This is even funnier than it is well paced, so what the F... are you talking about? ..... I'm checking this out, Porf, because I'm thinking of a second take on "Joe Greene" closer to the actual theme of the OS ... where a run of the mill Offensive Lineman is begging Joe Greene to take it easy on him

PRO TIP: Indignant political commentary under a fake name is only effective when the rest of the world actually knows what you are railing against.

But you don't recall the most unfaithful husband of all: Donald Trump.

They let that nazi Penny off, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder how Der Orange Furhrer will pay off his past-due bills? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why thank me, Ryan Seacrest? You copy/pasted them. Oh, and referencing Grandpa Magic is a stroke of…ehh, what’s the opposite of genius? Oh well, just call it par for the course for Ryan Seacrest 2.0. Darrrrrrr.

Thank you Duc4AmIRight and * for your comments.

Sorry to see that the_conqueror_of_parodies had been cleaning out the cookies on this.

Nice move moron. You posted a fake comment under CML’s name bringing this to everyone’s attention, which no one would have otherwise noticed. Or else you are the author themselves. Either way, you are a fuel-to-fire method friggin’ idiot.

Goodness, someone is desperate for attention today. Looks like you’re end up spending New Year’s alone snorting copium and honoring the singular seminal moment in your life with grade school lyrics. The entire website braces with fear for your inevitable New Year’s ‘tard drop.

But who will save us from inane private joke comments such as yours?

Gosh, the rhyming and matching patterns are swell. 555

Delightfully clever! I loved it.

Sadly there wasn't even the consolation of a House win or avoidance of a Senate loss.

He is a pip alright.

You have a Backache and Who'll Stop the Pain?

I'm a piece of s***.

Pretty relatable, especially during winter where before it snows the weather can get cold and dry. That can really get things going with your respiratory system.

That Everett Dirksen, what a kidder! Amirite, Onslaught?

Of course, Slaught-man, back when I said that, a billion dollars WAS real money. Nowadays, you need a billion just to tip the kid manning the f*****g French Fries station at McDonalds. Money itself isn't real anymore

Well, you do have a uniquely FEMALE perspective in your verses that none of us guys have, and none of us guys can match you in your bailiwick. You have a different style .. women in general have a different style and sensibility in comedy. I have four brothers and four sisters. Some things that will slay a bro will be off-putting to a sis. And what a sis will ROFL at won't get any reaction from a bro

Let's make it political and say that MAGAts are dust mites that they Left is allergic to?

MAGA predictably misses the point once again.

Somebody got triggered ^^ . Oh my!

"Let’s help them move to Italy" Guess this writer doesn't know Italy now has a far right Prime Minister Meloni. Not as bad as the magas, but still. I'm okay in a deep blue city-state, but if the magas take over here I'll move to Britain, France, or Scandinavia. Where will magas move after we beat them in '26 & '28? Putin's Russia I presume?

Thanks Phil! We definitely want to do "Have Yourself a Pagan sort of Christmas" and we're also looking at "Twas the Morning of Christmas".

Oh wow...totally appreciate the shout out, CML Progress Report...and am blushing at your review of my work...even if I am (was?) only the funniest FEMALE parodist on the site. Advice for you, Elene...don't worry about following my lead...and don't let anyone tell you how to do anything...least of all how to be funny...(as a female?)...you do you, girl! Keep writing!!

Thanks Matthias and Rob Arndt

Thanks everyone

Thanks all.

Thanks Amanda

Thanks for your comments all, especially to my lover Agrimorfee

...Commeny Cleaner, I can see you have been cleaning out the comments as well as the cookies

Thanks for your comment Captain Obv!ous

Nice copy/paste, Obi-Wan! You keep bowing down to the Force every day and………you’ll go nowhere. Didja see that the “Y’all our only hope” comments BS has returned from a brief hiatus? Maybe you could wear your Obi-Wan Kenobi costume and prove us all wrong. Or not. Either way, Joe Penner smokes anything you could ever hope to be.

I see my comment comes about 20 years after the rest of the others. I heard the crack whore part when musing over the original folk song. Just did a google search and came across your dandy naughty parody. I love Pete Seeger. I was lucky enough to have been born to a father who was a big folk music fan. So this song and others have been floating in my mind for decades. I know Pete would probably be smiling to hear this funny little colorful take to his original. Thanks for sharing!

Thanks all

Thanks fore your comments everyone.

Thanks for your comments The Real Phil Offiser, The Devil To pay, The Devil You Know, Grandpa Magic Sucks and L.D. Obblo.

There has always been a conservative faction, but it wasn't this bad when Obama was President. The internet and civility in general has changed in these past years. Now it's a pro-arsehole website. :(

^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan;, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.

George&GermaineBriantFan supplying comments for his own entry. Raise your hand if you're surprised.

So I’m curious - did the Briants know you were a double-digit IQ lump who couldn’t come up with an original thought at gunpoint? Also, which takes longer, doing your daily 6-word change to your ‘tard anthem or finding which past quotes from others you want to copy/paste for the day? What’s it like to never receive a positive comment? You ought to be trying to collect those as they’re far rarer than everything else you steal.

Hey 'Tard, thanks for continuing to showcase my "greatest hits" from past comments. Couple things: I have no mind of my own? I know you're slow (boy am I being kind there), but for the 1,000th time, which one of us copies the other? I'll save you some time. That'd be you. And if it was all mindless regurgitation, why are you always so eager to copy so much of it? You then top yourself by suggesting that I should strive for excellence. Even that addlepated mind of yours should have sensed the massive hypocrisy in that, given what you post here on a regular basis. Compare your garbage to my Stevie Wonder parody the other day and even you would have to admit it smokes anything you could ever hope to write. Lastly, have one of the attendants at your group home explain the funny part about the radio station I mentioned recently (WTFC). Hint: it's an acronym, and definitely applies to all your retellings of the horrors of an Ed Wynn impersonator destroying any hope for the future of Kansas by his heinous actions.

^^^^^Once again, to no one's surprise, you copy/pasted this from yet another one of your paltry "parodies" 'cuz you seem to think having other people's comments will make you seem relevant. That will never happen in your lifetime because you've shown yourself to be a shallow, brainless hack too many times to count. Oh, still waiting on an answer regarding how your non-reunion with the Briants went.

G&GBF;, steal much? You couldn't have come up with anything as clever as this comment war on your own if your life depended on it. Here's hoping it does. I have no IQ? I'll match mine against yours any day especially since I'm not the one who has to steal comments and ideas from other posters, let alone fixate on some forgotten song from the distant past. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect a Welsh accent from text. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Hey George&GermaineBriantFaggot;: This garbage parody is proof that you’re willing to let your opponents say whatever they want, and expose yourself as stupid. This entire parody is a lie. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send. I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.

G&GBF;, do you have an interest in radio beyond your desire to fellate Gary McNamara? I ask because you seem to get off on playing my greatest hits over and over. The one you copy/pasted above certainly goes back awhile. PS Speaking of “all the same”, I’ll bet more people read my comments than read your “parodies”.

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

I'd love to have a psychologist explain what would motivate someone to not only continually post rehashed repeats, but also post their own comments afterward. G&GBF; seems to be fully aware that he's on a board filled with bright, creative people, but he is definitely not one of them. His glaring lack of wit and creativity set him apart as someone not even worthy of a participation trophy, hence, his only resort is to poop in the punchbowl and try and convince himself that what he does is clever in its own way.

Oh joy, somehow the relentless rest home rotter's Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. OTOH, Greta Thunberg would be proud of all the recycling you've done: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Just out of curiosity, does your dictionary even have listings for "originality" or "wit"? I ask because most others try to work those into their parodies, but hey, you do you.

I feel you might be holding back just a little, but I get the gist.

GOAT ROPERS IN THE SKY

🙏 thank you. Surprised at all the 1’s. Must be a pro Donald website.🤣🤣

All of this is very damaging for the site .. both the strange taste in OS's; but also the extreme rage you see in the responses to this troubled person; especially as it doesn't deter him. Now the real solution is to NOT allow any more of these submissions. Is there anybody actually monitoring submissions? Don't allow any more submissions from OS's that you've never heard of ... and are clearly from the distant past. Cause it will simply be this guy again

Thanks for your feedback. It is appreciated.

Of course, one of the reasons D&D got such a bad rap was that it had such unwholesome beings as demons & devils in it as well; but if you played the actual game, well, you quickly came to realize those are the *bad* guys you and the other "good guys" are supposed to be fighting.

Shouldn't that be "the LIFE that's in your blood?"

Walk around outside in your Underwear during a Big Winter storm then hear the Climate Change Idiots talking about its To Warm

Great! We had the same idea but you beat us to the punch.

There's nothing wrong with praying that the Beast dies from sudden cardiac death, just as those who prayed for Hitler's death were righteous. JD Vance could become the youngest president ever if that happens, and could be an echo of Teddy Roosevelt who saved the nation from the tycoons that bought McKinley's presidency, that is, if Vance reverts to his previous position of seeing the Beast as America's Hitler, then switching to being Progressive like Teddy Roosevelt was.

JINGLEBELLS, BATMAN SELLS,BAT COOKIES BY THE LOAD,THEY TASTE GOOD,AS THEY SHOULD,ON ICE CREAM AL-LAH MODE

Ugh, why do people keep passing around videos of my meltdown over the internet? Fascists Nazis.

Screw that, North Korea here I cum!

ChuckyG it's time to remove this parody as the troll-fest continues

This guy DOES cut and paste old comments about his prior crap to pad out the page. *I* am the actual author of the comment by "The Devil You Know" above, FROM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. I rest my case the dude is a very sick and terribly lonely person.

The Disassociative Personality Disorder Circus has returned to drown us all in their multi-RhythmSteps vats of unfunny, sub-moronic, and boring textual diarrhea.

Yeah, wow, great attempt. Did you know I nearly killed my family last year after my poll-cleaning drinking? Threw boiling water onto my fake cousin and saw his face burn off. It was amazing. Next thing I knew I was put in some mental hospital for twelve months. I just got discharged some time ago and now live with an aunt. Will probably go back the the hospital again but thats fine with me. I destroyed my relationships with my family and don't give a **** what happens to them. One of my parents now has panic attacks on a daily basis and ended up in hospital for a few weeks. Another tryed to commit suicide. I'm proud of what I did to my family knowing that they hate me with a burning passion and want me did. At least I can pay them back. Besides, family is an illsuion anyway. People don't love one another. It's all a lie. Love is a fake illsuion people pretened to have so the can feed theyr egos. Also, I tryed to rape my cousin last year and he deserved to die in a fire ASAP. He was rhe reaspn I had to go to some mental hospital because he ruined my life. As you can see I;m some ungrateful bastard loser who can't do anything right and whose entire family hates him cus he exits. No. I have nothing to live. If you actually took a walk in my shoes you'd know Why I'm who I am. I had to learn to write and read by myself cuz my parent's wouldn't allow me to. Then some guy online taught me to copy/paste and now It's so easy to read and write thinks. I learned the songs I love from some TV special and now I only listren to 1930s music because all other songs are courtesy of the Devil. If I listen to another type of song I attack the first person in site. I've permantenlty disfigured several dozen people when they try to confront me. Faces burned, arms cut off, eyes knifed etc. I'vr nrvrt held a job and never will becuase i am too stupid to hold one. And I can't do math, I'm too stupid to do math. I will always be a retard housed in some mental instituation cus I have no idea how to behave properly, so I'm forced tied down to a bed every day with an iPhone. I also keep a note document of all your comments so I can copy/paste them because your are an genius. Say, that reminds me of a song I will write down for you which you will listen to no matter what. But I'm feeling tired now so I will post it tomorrow. Goodnight

Let me see if I've got this right: You're apparently okay with carpet bombing the most idiotic topics possible to the same three songs on a daily basis with repeatedly recycled commentary until you die? Do you use other people's names when you talk to them? As it so happens, I just listened to your 'tard anthem for the first time last night, and it was most likely the last. I threw up. If "Rhythm Steps" is what you consider wit, a pile of dry grass clippings would amuse your for months. Darrrrr. There is no surprise about your objects of affection since you lack the ability to be stimulated by anything else. As regards subject matter, as I've told your stupid ass over and over, I've never "taken offense" at the G.M. BS. I have, however, pointed out that, like most of your subjects, it's barely worthy of a one-time conversation, let alone repeated "parody" attempts. I've also explained numerous times that Phil Ossifer is a name-pun only. I did study some philosophy in college but that's the extent of it. Can't say I'm surprised you still don't get it. Ever considered trying to write something witty for once? Your incessant, one-topic ranting has turned you into the Greta Thunberg of parody writing. Having provided your "take" on the aforementioned Gary McNamara BS, you then claim I can't comprehend it. The only thing that can't be comprehended here is your fallacious reasoning. Go ahead and take a gold star out of the sticker book. You have definitely out-'tarded yourself today.

Gosh, how unexpected. Does this mean you'll actually listen to my OS for once if I do a parody that doesn't rely on the above 3 things? Don't bother trying, we all know that wouldn't happen. BTW your second suggestion: mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection. Funny you mention that. Guess which was the name of a 1934 song hit recorded by Paul Pendarvis and his orchestra? "The Object of My Affection", sung by Patricia Norman aka the "Old Man Mose" Girl, who sang the first curse word on a commercially-released record. In 1938. If you have the courage, look it up and listen to the OS. Dream on, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'!!!!!! Also, I defy you to comprehend any of the subject matters of any of my parodies. Can you provide one instance where I parodied a subject matter you would actually be familiar with? Pretty sure you're gonna strike out here. As I've said, I'm here to represent to low-IQ folks who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they "fit in" with creative, normal people. Oh, and all songs recorded after WWII suck, and not just because they're virtually the same thing. Go take a moment and analyze what you listen to on a daily basis, then compare it to just one of my "Geezer-mania" tunes. Bet you can't listen to just one of them without scaring yourself silly. Maybe if you stopped being triggered by me 24/7 then you'd actually realise I have commentary and stuff to provide to this board. But you wouldn't take that advice.

Thanks AV, I had been trying to find a song where I had enough material to work with to include some other cabinet members, I guess this one was it. Most times I resort to writing a parody about a certain member of parliament (like I did with Randy Boissonault a while back) I find Anita Anand doesn't stand out to me as much as others like Karina Gould or Francois-Philippe Champagne (or Mr. Siren Voice as I call him).

Great job being able to incorporate other Liberal cabinet members. I'm not going to nitpick that Anita Anand was not mentioned. I guess Minister of Transport doesn't have much to worry about. I was expecting some lines about the various labor strikes that have happened from this government. Auto workers, dock workers, postal workers, teachers unions.

Hey Cookie/Commeny Cleaner, why do you enable comments if you never reply to them?

Hi all, just responsing for YWN comment (if you're still here). The whole Kerry was in Vietnam and Bush was a Chickenhawk I regret. Kerry was against the war in Vietnam, but went anyway...a reverse hypocrite. Anyway he lost to the maga of the day, but then went on to become Secretary of State under Obama and United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate under Biden. Someone said at the time that he wasn't voting for him because he looked like Lurch. I thought what an idiotic reason not to vote for someone, But now that he's 81 he DOES look like Lurch ;-p. We now have 52 days left until America's 250 year experiment in Democracy comes to an end.

Hey Phillip Drummond, (George&GermaineBriantFan) I'll see your courage challenge and raise you one: Write something that doesn't 1) rely on ancient songs cranked out by virtually unknown artists, 2) mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection, or 3) take tropes from your past that only you could find interesting and beat them into the ground. Not that you have the stones to take me up on this, but it'd be funny to see you try.

This is an official member of Amiright's "Big Seven" OS .. which are songs, due to length or complexity of lyrics are benchmarks for true mastery of this little trick we do. And I do spy a few small pacing errors (meaning the parody doesn't sing EXACTLY like the original) But given the length of the effort, it's a pittance. I mean, I've never finished this one. So, helluva effort

Then enjoy living in one of those tent cities

You should emigrate to maga America while I come to Canada.

Well, it looks like the trolls are starting up that pointless fight again.

And so are you.

Clean Up Crew, I can’t see anything wrong with this so go on and remove the_conqueror_of _parodies works instead.

Please Remove this Parody from the site

Try something novel: take three minutes out of your day to listen to the OS, coward.

^^^^Not something I actually wrote but I can't find much to disagree with.

Blah blah blah, nobody cares which obsession you have today. You’re still a template hack who can’t even celebrate the holidays appropriately, so you resort to the Gary McNamara BS to make up for your aloneness this holiday season. Will you be doing a “reprise” of the Grandpa Magic extravaganza? Your first attempt was pathetic in that you didn’t even listen to the OS, which is ironic considering what you just said in your equally pathetic comment. Darrrrrrr. Happy Thanks-‘tarding, ‘tard-boy.

Should people turn in their Tesla vehicles to take a little fuel out of the Reich Wing?

Hey Cookie Cleaner or Commeny Cleaner if you like cleaning out cookies or comments so much; I dare you to do a parody of “Michael Jackson - Cleaning Out My Closet”. You can call it ‘Cleaning Out The Cookies’ or ‘Cleaning Out The Comments’

I’m not looking for any offense from anyone this Thanksgiving, so I will just leave it like that. Have a happy thanksgiving with your loved ones and be sure to listen to the OS. And let’s be thankful for our love!

Gosh, how unexpected. Looks like Mr I-have-no-friends-or-family started celebrating another holiday alone by snorting a load of copium and trying to memorialize the singular seminal event in his otherwise worthless life with grade school lyrics. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Nobody? Nobody? Kinda what I thought too.

I'd argue that Justin Trudeau is closer to Hitler than Donald Trump is. Trudeau is the one allowing antisemitism to spread all throughout Canada and does nothing about it. I don't see him freezing bank accounts of those Pro-Hamas protesters like he (unlawfully) did with those Truckers who were protesting. Another thing, Trudeau even invited someone who fought alongside Hitler into the House of Commons during Parliament once. Trudeau has even said he admires dictators around the world.

Boy I'm retarded.

CML, you're missing the point *completely*: if I accept your contention that Hitler turned on the Jews after WWI, when Jews did not cause the economic woes Germany was going through, it means that just like Trump, Hitler scapegoated millions of people for things of which they were not guilty, based on a willingness to believe lies about their culpability. That is so very Trump-like, ISTM.

But many undocumented migrant workers aren't Slavic, and certainly none are gorgeous ex-fashion models. In any event, there is so much more to admire about Adolph, isn't there?

Well Phil, seeing as how Hitler wasn't murdering Jews when he was a street bum in Vienna. And seeing how Germany seemed to be welcoming to Jews after the Tsar expelled them, mostly from Ukraine, from prior to WW1 and then turned on them like the Furies from hell shortly AFTER the end of WW1 .. (deep breath) .. it would seem that the wellspring of this unprecedented murderous rage just MIGHT BE the unprecedented events of WW1 and its aftermath, to include the hyperinflation in 1923. How is that even remotely controversial? .... Oh, and here's one more small way Trump differs from Nazis. Trump married two Slavic women and gave one of his daughters the loving diminutive name Ivanka, meaning little Ivanna. Meanwhile Hitler caused the death of almost 30 million Slavs .. but other than that there's not a dime's worth of difference between them

Rump worshipers are so entrenched in the Reich wing that day don't see their own RWS (Rump Worship Syndrome) as the awful disease that it is. Maybe they'll wake up if avocados go up to $10 each due to his tariff and deportation policies? Or are they so far gone that they will gladly starve to death for their cult leader?

What the fack's a Herbie Kaye?

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. So tomorrow, “Let’s Be Thankful” for one thing: No unfunny, b@ll$&!t “parodies” from Herbie Kaye…or from me, for that matter.

^^speaking of which... ^_^

I speak in TDS.

Based on my own experience, the answer is probably, "Probably."

Death to America by the way.

You probably were never required to read the novel "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck then. Lennie is the tragicomic lead character. He's a man of enormous size and strength who has the mind of a five year old. He's an itinerant farm laborer who travels around rural California furing the Depression with a childhood friend George, who tries to keep him out of trouble. Lennie keeps a dead mouse in his pocket so he can pet it; hence the word "Mice" in the title. He has a true fetish for "soft things" like mice and puppies, but he's so strong and clumsy, he'll eventually kill them. Lennie's tragic demise occurs when the tramp wife of the son of one of the bosses allowed him to stroke her hair. And of course he starts getting too rough, and the woman begins complaining which makes Lennie freak out and accidentally kill the woman ..... Before the tragic ending, lots of things Lennie says are iconic laugh lines ... George will be mad; I like sof' things; I get to tend the rabbit's. There are references to Lennie in Warner Bros cartoons; "Which way did he go, George?" is clearly an allusion to Lennie

This is great! LOVE this!

Thanks Me for your comment.

Hey Cookie/Commeny Cleaner. This was average. 333

It's gotten to the point where I can't trust any identifying name on this site, much less my own. This reads more like a Biden Bash with all the refs to hair fetishism, but would the "real" CML actually write something that pastes "his" name so self-deprecatingly? 555 if one had no context of the historical background of this "person". I am still scratching my head. Frankly, every time I see the pseudonym "Callmelennie" I think "CALL MELENNIE", a post-it note to telephone one's bestie. Security Code: DRY.

Oh incidentally you are the person who doesn’t like to leave comments in return.

Thanks for your comment Fallout Fan. I appreciate it.

Here I thought Lennie was a reference to Linus Caldwell's alias of Lennie Pepperidge in the 2007 Ocean's 13 film. Thanks for setting us straight! A genuine 555 vote!

Delightfully clever! I loved it.

That must be a Troll version of CML, so many fake comments here on this board credited to veteran commenters for the sake of "humor." Am I right? One can only hope. HUH? RIGHT?

Actually, "Maybe" by The Ink Spots is pretty much "the Fallout song" for a certain generation who played that game.

CML, are you really trying to justify Hitler's antisemitism by saying because he was told lies about Jews and believed them unquestioningly, it really wasn't that bad, and trying to exterminate the entire Jewish population was a proportionate response?

I mean, I can think of someone else who believes ridiculous nonsense just because someone said it on TV. What could possibly go wrong when a leader has such incredibly poor comprehension skills?

hmmm the anvils fell down bang bang and they hit the ground I'm hungry and I want some prey

Because he was from Austria, Hitler saw himself as mythical outsider Savior of his adopted country. Napoleon was an outsider from Corsica who believed it was his destiny to save France. The Ayatollah Khomeini forced the Shah to expel him, so he could he could track the Shi'ite myth of the Hidden Iman who comes from outside to save Iran from the corruption of the Shah. And of course, they proved to be disastrous for their nations .... But hark, didn't we have someone just like that whose mother left the mainland to an offshore island and whose father was born 7000 miles away. And didn't this guy have a savior complex as well -- just like Hitler and Napoleon and Khomeini. The hell, he vowed to save the f#qing oceans, for Chrissake ............. See, everybody, I can draw $h*tty equivalencies too

Further review .. Some 18 months after installation as chancellor Hitler MURDERED most of his political opponents. Trump has been relentlessly persecuted by his opposition. Seven years in the Nazis systematically MURDERED tens of thousands of people with mental and physical defects in a program know as Theresenstadt-4 (or T-4) Twenty years before becoming Chancellor, Hitler was one step above a street hobo. Trump was already one of New Yorks most accomplished business tycoons. Hitler's first actual "job" was to be a runner in one of the most violent environments in history .. The Western Front. His last day on the job he was gassed, even tho he was wearing a mask; a defect he learned to blame on the Jews. And all the unspeakable horrors suffered by Hitler and his comrades went for naught as the German High Command called for a phony Armistice which was in fact a surrender .. and this despite the fact that no enemy soldier had set foot in Germany. Hitler was told this happened because Germany was stabbed in the back by Jews; all of which would tend to create a pathological hatred of Jews ... Meanwhile Trump had 50 years of harmonious relationships with Jewish financiers and businessmen. He also lived in a place with the largest population of Jews outside of Israel in the world, and in a postwar era where ANY expression of hostility was completely abhorrent. So those are a few FACTS which should counter all your non sensical equivalencies

This is absolutely hilarious. A masterpiece if you will. I LOVE THIS!!!

Okay, let's review: * Hitler appealed to bigotry, both racial and religious. So has Trump. * Hitler treated his country as miserable, with the need to make it great again. So has Trump. * Hitler finished first in an election, even though he didn’t get a majority of the popular vote. So did Trump. * Hitler wanted things in popular culture that he didn’t like, as we would say today, "canceled." So does Trump. * Hitler called people in the media that criticized him "the enemy" and said they were lying, when he knew damn well that they were telling the truth. So does Trump. * Hitler valued personal loyalty, loyalty to him, above all. So has Trump. * Hitler took the greatest offense at people who were once loyal to him turning coat. So has Trump. * Hitler let big business do whatever they wanted, so long as they were loyal to him. So has Trump. * Hitler established concentration camps for people he deemed inferior and/or criminals. So did Trump. In Hitler's case, they weren't only limited to along his country's border. In Trump's case, they weren't slave labor camps, and didn't become death camps -- at least not intentionally. * Hitler thought he knew more than his generals did. He didn't. The same is true of Trump. * Hitler wasn't much of a sports fan, but he understood how sports success could be used for propaganda purposes. The same is true for Trump: He used to go to Yankee games, but he went there for business networking. Now, he can't show his face in the new Yankee Stadium, because he'd get the hell booed out of him. * Hitler had a thing for much-younger blondes. So does Trump. * Hitler lied. About everything. So does Trump. * Hitler usually wore boots to make himself look taller. Trump wears lifts on his shoes. * Hitler was addicted to cocaine and methamphetamines. Trump is believed to be addicted to both cocaine and Adderall. * According to his surviving medal records, among the reasons Hitler took drugs was to cure flatulence. Trump has been accused of severe flatulence while sitting in court. * Hitler was at his happiest when he was cheered by adoring crowds during his lie-filled, bigotry-filled speeches. So is Trump. * Hitler was impersonated and mocked, in his own time, by Charlie Chaplin, who, though a genius, was a sex fiend who liked 'em young. Trump has been impersonated and mocked, in his own time, by Alec Baldwin, who doesn’t even have genius status. * Hitler survived an assassination attempt. So has Trump -- or so he would like us to believe. * Hitler has been featured in three episodes of the Internet series Epic Rap Battles of History. So has Trump. (A fourth has now happened.) * And when his reign came to an end, Hitler's country needed serious rebuilding. The same was true of Trump. There is, of course, a huge difference: When Hitler's reign came to an end, he was dead. When Trump's reign came to an end, he was still alive, and began to build a new regime, with a chance of achieving it. One more big difference: Hitler refused to be captured by the Russians in the end, while Trump allowed himself to be captured by the Russians in the beginning.

Had a good concept for comedy .. What if this group put their ultra-wordy and ultra-intellectual style to work on a children's nursery rhyme song (and then sing it some first graders) And the title "Along Comes Mary" does suggest Mary Had A Little Lamb .... Took a long time. I threw in the towel numerous times. If it wasn't for the fact that I really liked this group as a kid, I would have

Alpha Skua is the avian persona of Mike.

Hullo Teresa, thanks for your message. Can you let me know when your father actually wrote this. Its been doing the rounds for some time now. Always wanting to give credit where credit is due.

Not baaaaaad. Great, in fact!

this stuff can be off the author list

grin is now all card and 1 guart

Good question though.

Michael Jordan, when asked why he never talked politics publicly: "Republicans buy sneakers too." Glenn Walker: "The other side enjoys good parody too." I have my opinions, and I'm not scared to speak about them. But neither do I think it necessary to split up the forum over this particular parody. If you need to know, read my history. You'll figure it out soon enough.

Talk about not taking a stance. So are you for maga or against them? Are you that scared of the One Guy?

This was written and submitted prior to Matthew Gaetz' withdrawal.

The Bluebird and the New Bird piloting X-Wing Star Fighters and Vaporizing Weasels and Rats in TIE-Fighters

Perhaps the best thing that could happen is for one of those missiles launched into Russia to take out Putin? If not, we can expect 47 to create peace by giving Putin a handjob? Don't forget that the Antichrist was predicted to create peace before blowing it all up. You can't really expect a guy who would sh!t on domestic peace (as he did on January 6th) to be able to keep World Peace in the long run.

Hi Pat, which one(s) were you thinking of? Happy to say "yes"

Maybe they looked at Canada and saw what it was like with someone on the Left in power, and it is a disaster.

If Trump is Nero, what does that make Biden? He appears to be escalating the war in Ukraine for no reason. Did you hear what just happened? Ukraine just fired the medium range ATACAM missile about a hundred miles into Russia for the first time ... and Russia came back with the first use of a medium range ballistic missile in history with a conventional warhead .. this time. Could be a nuke next time.... But of course it's Trump, who started no wars on his watch, who is the crazed emperor who's fiddling as the world burns. Are you TDS cases connected to objective reality at all?

Feel like I am going to die and hope I can regenerate and go down stairs to get out of the author room

Only the uneducated could see the 2024 election as a landslide. The last Landslide was Reagan in 1984. Harris won the educated vote in 2024 of course. Bumpkins got 47 the win. On the positive side today, at least Gaetz withdrew his nomination. Thankfully that's a sign of some GOP senators pushing back a little against autocracy and total insanity.

Gotta love the contrast: "We see a nation tumbling down the stairs" vs the world watching Resident Biden stumbling three times up the same airline stairs. Hey, here's a challenge for ya: since we both like classic rock, let's do Fleetwood Mac parodies. You could do "Don't Stop" to commemorate past Commie/Lib victories and I'll do "Landslide" in honor of the recent election tallies. : )

just tried to do a parody about something not ridiculous

Hey Phil! Me and my friends have been working on a Christmas parody album for a few years. I wanted to ask permission to record and post one or two of your songs to Youtube (credited of course). Let me know if that's okay and where the best place to reach you is. Keep up the incredible work, you're really an inspiration!

It's obviously the R Party which is working to concentrate power in a single individual, not the D Party, so much so that the latter felt the need to introduce a bill called the No Kings Act. Righties here need to stop sugar coating the nature of the Beast they elected and admit what they've done. ballsandstrikes.org/court-reform/no-kings-act-supreme-court-in-its-place/

Well, I did mention the comments section. Considering its present state, that's specific enough!

The next US administration will indeed be a Turd Reich, the sh!ttiest ever.

ZAB: Make that Turd Reich

Indeed, Indeed

In a lot of ways the adjectives in this parody actually apply to both parties. If you look objectively you’ll realize

"Commeny Cleaner". :D :D :D. Far righties always hypocritical, always incompetent, always ignorant.

Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have become a Commeny Cleaner as wrll

Indeed; those citizens who'd rather be subjects are called "Democrats."

The Partridge eloped with one of the French Hens the Calling Birds work for AT&T and its the Two Turbo Doves in a Fast Car

The album by Rush titled "A Farewell To Kings" reminds us of what the US was saying to England upon its birth, and now almost 250 years later, many citizens want a king instead of a president.

Only 60 days until the 4th Reich begins.

Nice job. I remember really liking one you did about RFK too. I look forward to your next post.

Thank you. I enjoyed reading this.

Nice job.

Fun to read. Thank you.

Thank you for exposing the sesquipedalianists that post here.

Good job. Especially like the Arabic. One suggestion: Can you publish without transliteration?

Praise to eel for being a beacon.

My thing? Gaslight!

Somebody *did* clean up a huge bunch of crap from a few days ago. The best thing I think to do is email the webmaster (bottom of the page) with SPECIFIC complaints.

Good lord, this site and its comment section have turned to complete and utter sh**. Somebody in charge really needs to clean house. Or at least do something.

That is the funniest amiright parody of that McCartney song since "Bran Gives Me Runs". 😆

Wow, the ballot stuffers here are pathetic because this is a funny parody, not to mention a meaningful one! Salutations to the one righteous commenter called Zen.

glad to get some 5's but the past couple of parodies I've done make me feel silly.

Well done! If leon muskovy's own kid has to leave the new maga ameriKKKa you know things are bad. But good news for the one guy: the maga just appointed him Tzar in charge of Amiright. ;-(

One source says the surname was changed from Drumpf in Europe in the 1600's but it seems more reasonable that it was changed in the US during World War 1 when anti-German sentiment was high there.

Made up a game called irrelevant when I was in high school and enjoyed playing it with classmates. Some people posting comments seem to be playing a version of that game.

Doing 40 mph in the Sled harness breaks hit tree call 911 do three months in Hospistal

I understand that the Four Calling Birds was really Four Coili Birds and the Five Golden Rings was Ringneck Pheasants

California Schemin

How can you make a parody about me? I hate you!

Thanks for your comment

At least they haven't taken away the right for Tulsi Garbage to be intelligence secretary when she is not qualified at all for the position.

Undocumented immigrants helped the US have the fastest recovery from the pandemic. Won't booting them all out will create bad national karma?

If "bin" means son, what do you suppose "bint" means? Hint: They grow up to be "Sitts" .. and "Ums"

Wow, Drumpf's pick for attorney general is Matt Gaetz? This joke of an upcoming administration reminds me of Caligula making a farce of the Roman Empire with his craziness. Also reminds me of the motley crew Hitler had around him, Goebbels, Hess, Goering, Himler.

The Pentagon is stunned over Slump's unqualified pick for defense secretary. The former captain he picked has spoken about getting women out of combat jobs? He wants to take away a woman's right to fight on the front lines for her country?

Could be named "Swiss Dreams Are Made Of Cheese"

Rest in Power: A Running List of the Preventable Deaths Caused by Abortion Bans PUBLISHED 11/4/2024 by Roxanne Szal

Breaking news: dementia donald just appointed the One Guy in charge of the New Euthanasia Program for anti-maga Amiright writers.

I guess I'm missing something. What "rights" were lost? Roe v Wade was a Supreme Court ruling that ended up being applied across the board to the entire US. Our Constitution stipulates that our laws come about through legislative processes. All that happened was the issue was returned to each state for approval/denial, giving voters the say they were initially denied. The horror, the horror.

So, they're shoving this equal rights thing down our throats, here's what I say, I agree with women having equal rights to men, however, it must come in a package with equal responsibilities. I don't see protests demanding women be included in the draft or any to abolish the draft altogether I see lots of signs with "equal pay for equal work", but never have I seen one with "equal time for equal crime"

If you want to obsess on euthanasia, see this old parody by eel to help you see the compassion in it: amiright.com/parody/70s/steelydan148.shtml

Come on, MAGAts. Let's see you perform this parody. Sing it with deep sincerity and great pride for your Fatherland!

The Taliban gave congratulations that the US didn't allow a woman to become president. Big shame on the 53% of white women who voted their race over their gender.

There's a research paper awaiting someone in Alpha Skua's comments...

That is some funny sh!t!

248 votes with only 46 views. Sounds like the legends one hears of the Democrats of Chicago.

Hey lover boy, I really enjoyed this! 555

In his first term, 45 wanted to buy Greenland. In his second term, will 47 order that the US take it?

Patrick, the votes do not mean anything anymore due to a hack in the system, and the comments are being drowned in conservative "humor", people using fake names in attempts to opine on their personal hash about everyone else, and weird, existentially navel-gazing fake garbage about parody writing "talent". and the nature of plagiarizing comments. There are only a few veteran writers still contributing consistently (my personal urges to write parodies are hugely diminished in part due to this place's atmosphere). As Joker Jack said so eloquently in Batman 89 "THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA."

In his first term, 45 wanted to buy Greenland. In his second term, will 47 order that the US steal it?

In true autocrat form, Drumpf is too too conceited to ever concede anything. His worshipers are too dumb to see the danger in that.

Patrick: looking from the other side of the Atlantic, there is only one side who indulges in voter fraud (both on Amiright and proven in the courts in the US). I disagree with your analysis of criticisms of Trump, and am somewhat dumbfounded that anyone might think that describing someone who has been shown to be in court a conman and a racist, someone who literally tried to subvert democracy when he lost (and that's ignoring the spouting of wild untruths with no idea of whether they are true or not).. that those criticisms are devoid of substance, let alone childish. Listen to him speak for any length of time, and you'd need to be lobotomised to think that this man has *any* understanding of what the job entails.

Oh, I think he has the potential to be a truly spectacular president, all right. If you like that kind of "spectacle". Listen to him: he hasn't learned *anything* in the past four years (probably nearer 40 from the sound of him). Except maybe the phrase "enemy within", I think that's a new one for him.

What happened to your predictions. Why do you think the election turned out the way it did?

Oh s***, Kamala demands a recount and is owing a debt. Boy do I feel retarded.

How can this parody receive 500 votes with only 150 views. Someone must have voted more than once. Which party is famous for such manipulations? Most criticisms of Trump are devoid of substance and border on the childish. I'm sure there are real faults and failings he can be attributed with. The people who voted for him are well aware of them. But they don't let those faults interfere with the judgement of his fitness to get the job done. He is not auditioning for Pope, or the replacement for the late Fred Rogers. I think Trump has the potential to be a truly spectacular president. He's learned a few things in the past four years, I hope.

The rude comment about Puerto Rico was not made by Trump, but by a "comedian", who is supposed to be a specialist in such nonsense. During his first term, Trump did not lock up anybody for being gay or "trans" (whatever that means). I don't think he will now. According to polls, Black and Hispanic men voted for Trump in record numbers. All Kamala could talk about was abortion. Most voters care about the economy. And the safety of the borders. Not spaying and neutering psychologically disturbed children. Just this morning, I saw that gasoline is down to $2.49 a gallon. Took less than a week. Some good things are happening.

I'm guessing that Ag & TCOP will realise the above comment did not come from me. Some people are so desperate for the recognition that comes from using other people's names to post, it's kinda pathetic.

That lefty is a hero!

We cry together!

Both Hillary and Kamala conceded races when they lost, while Dump threw a hissy fit when he lost, but tell me again how women are too emotional.

This parody by eel was his offering on Election Day and it proved very appropriate, given the election results. Always thought the musical finale of the original was amazingly bright, depicting total resolution well.

Great title!

Will 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue now be listed in the national sex offender registry?

This Star Trek meets Rump video is awfully clever stuff: youtu.be/Caazuqn42Fc

This was the 2020 version of Star Trek meeting Orange Mussolini: youtu.be/m1DM8Chsr_0

I miss when chucky wouldn't allow some words

I don't think "maga"'s obvious hatred represents Republicans overall. I know a lot of Republicans and they're not hateful at all

555, Phil. Sorry this comment got buried underneath all this deadweight.

You wrote it your way, I'll write it mine.

So much hate... maybe Yoda was right:

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

...and *so* much stupidity.

...not to mention the voter fraud. You know what wouldn't surprise me?

Hitler named Chancellor 1933. Purges began in 1938. The Holocaust is timelined at 1941. (look it up). It won't happen here Day One. But it will.

Miss me yet. Hey, maybe the Dems wouldn't have lost if they had run me instead of a candidate who was about as attractive as a hobo's dick cheese. But anyhow .. Say, what do Willie Brown and the 2024 election have in common ... They were both blown by Kamala Harris. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. But anyway ......... What was I talking about?

BB's half-blank comment might have been funny if today was January 20th.

Mrs. Elane ES will now be dead if Elene is started. yldcard is dead. These two can be removed off the author page

Chorus should be: Magas Lack a Brain Magas Lack a Brain Magas Lack a Brain Fixed it for ya ;-p

I'm luvin' the title: Perp'll Reign ;-p. The thing is the maga Fascist was convicted of, let's face it, minor things. I'm mean hush money?! But of course Watergate was a minor thing compared to the genocide Nixon committed in SE Asia, the overthrow of democracy in Chile, etc. And they got Capon on income tax evasion. But the Perp'll soon Reign and bring destruction to this nation and world like we've never seen before. In that context I don't care much about hush money or groping a women decades ago. As for this election, surprised, not shocked. We know 1/2 the country consists of evil maga Fascists like the commenters here. And they'll always be here, but so will we. Gretchen-Gavin '28!

Agree with Matt that worship of 45-47 is an unwashable stain on a person's soul, that three votes for him solidifies an unforgivable sin.

Thanks for your comments all.

Love making MAGAts squirm.

I guess there's no need for a civil war now since the side that threatened that if they didn't win got their cult leader elected again? The mature Democratic Party knows how to punt the ball without storming the Capitol, ensuring a peaceful transfer. 45-47 didn't deserve a congratulation call since he wasn't decent enough to congratulate Biden but Harris is an adult and congratulated him. MAGAts think they're okay on Judgment Day but a rude awakening is in store for them. They have been deceived by the ultimate Deceiver. This was all predicted Biblically.

Because people think it is cool to clear the cookies from clicking here and blitzing the votes any direction they please, the rating system here IS TOTALLY MEANINGLESS NOW.. Sorta like real life now. #thenewsteal

Phil - sadly you're right, it appears that militant Trumpists have taken over this site. The marks seem to be proportional to your place on the political spectrum. If you want a 5, post a parody on how Starmer is a raving commie, or something. ;-)

When you get to Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity Heaven (where the worm never dies and the flame never burns out), give our regards to your fellow genocidal psychopaths Harry Blackmun, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Lavrentiy Beria, and Roland Freisler.

I can't help observing that the right-wing parodies are getting much higher marks than really quite clever liberal ones, like this. Am I just imagining things?

When your daughter or granddaughter suffers a miscarriage and dies from sepsis, try not to cry too hard. At least the gas on the way to her funeral will be affordable.

At least one bright spot in the election are the states that voted for Reproductive Rights and protection for abortion. During the campaign Rump distanced himself from Project 2025 but his ilk now admit they do want to do all that stuff in it, so stay tuned. Look at the MAGAt showing ignorance about political science and referring to far left fascism when fascism is far right by definition. Stay in your lanes, everyone. And medical assistance in dying is compassionate, just as abortion is in many instances. Is that really so hard to compute?

DKTOS. As an Independent, I felt it was well written

First, I don't think anyone in government as far as I know is ever saying anything against provisions for rape, incest or life of mother. Second, there's no way any kind of national ban would ever pass, it would just continue to be up to states. Scare tactics for elections are never true in the end

#s 5, 6 and 10 are funny, Bee. But not much else is going to be funny for a while.

Congress was the first line of defense against the autocrat and failed due to fear and/or immorality. The courts were the second line of defense and failed by being too slow or too corrupt. The third line of defense was the voting public which failed due to mass stupidity.

Well done AV, maybe I should keep my Springsteen streak going with "Donald Wins Again"

Above rant translated:

This Konstantin character PISSES ME OFF! I weep and gnash my teeth at the assertion that Americans hate government overreach when laws are passed here preventing genocidal psychopaths from torturing unborn babies to death, child abusers from poisoning children's minds with tranny delusions and mutilating their genitals, pornographers from exposing children to their obscene "literature" in schools, perverts on parade from committing acts of public indecency, and drug pushers from stringing people out on cocaine and heroin and fentanyl and other hard drugs, while NO ONE IS EVER allowed to violate Second Amendment rights, First Amendment rights, property rights, or Tenth Amendment rights with frivolous regulations.

Sadly this parody didn't prove prophetic but at least Mark Robinson was crushed.

America is Drumpf! Drumpf is America! Heil, Drumpf!

This Konstantin character HAS NO FRIGGING CLUE. I laff for not to cry for the assertion that Americans hate government overreach when laws are passed here regulating reproductive issues, gender affirmation, the books we read, who we want to have sex with and what we want to smoke , while NO ONE SHOULD EVER regulate the ammo power of our personal guns, where religion should be actually preached, how much a corporation can own or where it can shield its gains, and how much gerrymandering a locality can be reconfigured to the advantage of a poltical side.

OK, so this IS kinda clever.

Indeed, John the Decepticon is one of the reasons why it's good for us that we don't live in the Transformers' world. I mean, can you imagine how creepy it would be for things like that to exist? Just one time having your toilet come alive and refuse to serve your needs, and you'd never be willing to enter any bathroom public or private again without carrying a loaded gun just in case!

BRILLIANT!

@WallyWeaver, maybe the right analogy is that Kamala wasn't properly prepared due to only a few months of preparation? She did pretty darn well considering that.

An anti-nausea pill helped eel prevent a fatal stroke from the shock of that election result. He is now praying daily that the evil Orange Pumpkin dies from sudden cardiac death.

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Add a few extreme leftists who wouldn't vote at all because they blame Biden/Harris for the continued bloodbath in Israel/Gaza. A perfect storm of stupidity.

In Trump's America, you had to take out the trash.

In Biden's America, trash had to take out YOU!

Entertaining comments section.

Oh god. Don't start THAT crap again. The loss comes from the mindhive disillusion of Biden, coupled with the way-too-late changeover to KH, and the usual race/gender nonsense.

Are you still alive?

I'll try practicing a little more

The parody is right. we are feeling very lonely on this extremely dark day.

Never underestimate the amount of misogyny and racism out there. Plus in 2020 both Parties benefited from high turnout during a pandemic.

Kamala got to 65, which was the median for three out of the last four elections. So it makes sense that a candidate with the energy level of an aging, three toed sloth got a total that was 25% higher ... especially when you consider that he wasn't even competitive in his own party's primaries

Well, if I was pissed in late September, I ain't pissed now. We just finished the 2024 Presidential election which was called for Trump a few hours into Wednesday and lo and behold, at the time, Trump led comfortably with almost 72 million votes, which was less than the 74 million he garnered in 2020 when he "lost" in a landslide (Well, of course) Meanwhile, Kamala got the same 65 mil votes that The Hildebeest got in 2016 and which the Light Bringer got in 2012. And then there was 2008 when the most celebrated candidate in American history got 69 mil votes ..... Which makes it anomalous beyond all human comprehension that a candidate for assisted living got a total that was 25% higher than the democratic norm for past 2 decades. Could it be related to the fact that the 2020 election was the only election in our history where counting was stopped .. and then restarted when observers from the opposing party were not present?

Quincy Jones 1933-2024 America 1776-2024 ;-(

So, you've improved a little bit with this one. Still have a ways to go ... What you should do is check out the parodies of a female parodist who went by Arwen, who was, by far, the funniest woman parodist. Get an idea of how to be funny as a female. She's about #50 on the author list with about 240 parodies

I absolutely don't like trump at all but he never said anything like that

Has everyone enjoyed the music video "He's Always A Moron"? it's a very well done waltz: youtu.be/8afWABDWhW8

It's laughable to see MAGAts accuse the Libs of stuffing ballot boxes while we have overwhelming evidence right here that they have stuffed the amiright ballot box over and over and over.

Wow, great ploy. Betcha fooled everyone with that. I’ve never seen such a needy SOB in my life.

When each side sees the other as an existential threat, extreme ("crazy") statements make perfectly good sense (i.e. are perfectly sane); when your enemy clearly states its plans to exterminate you, there can be no compromise. President Trump and his enemies can no more reason with each other than Israel and its enemies.

honestly, the comments on these parodies make people on both sides seem crazy and ridiculous

Ali was knocked DOWN, but not out by Frazier in the 15th round. Frazier had a style that was difficult for Ali, and that left hook of his was sneaky. Foreman had a style that was murder on Frazier, but not Ali. Styles matter. Or it may be a matter that you just had to experience Joe's hook to understand what to do about it

The notion that Kamala could be more evil than Flumpty Dumpty in any universe is utterly absurd.

Never mind the scores. They are controlled by trolls. They are meaningless both ways

AN-I-GOTTA-VA-GINA, People; Don't you know that I'll gov you ... AN-I-GOTTA-VA-GINA, People; don't you know I've got MELANIN too ... Oh won't you vote for me; and handouts expand. Oh won't you VOTE for me; and destroy this land ... Please, wreck this La-a-A-A-AA-a-and!!

Just keep in mind that a lot of people who will vote for trump really don't like him but feel they're picking the lesser of 2 evils when it comes to their ideas for the country. Remember it's wrong to hate people, even if you really disagree with them

When he was angry about the malfunctioning microphone in Milwaukee and he was bobbing his head at it, that gave the appearance that he was performing oral sex on a rod, making him look like a homo. That doesn't bug gay-bashing mags?

News flash for maga freaks: Rump himself is actually the biggest Rino (Republican in name only) because he sure doesn't stand for republicanism.

Have to compliment Kamala for dressing very presidentially at all times during her campaign. Hillary wore an outfit that made her look like a penguin in a debate with 45. Kamala has been much better in her clothing choices.

Agree with Charlie that the R candidate has anti-charisma (severe repulsiveness) with more people than he has charisma with. Maybe the reason Musk said he's f***** if that candidate loses is because of his million dollar giveaways to his supporters, which could be illegal?

well I'm still going to try to get better

Whine - bad. Fire Dump - good. Heil Rump - no good.

I happen to know that the real eeL deaL hasn't been using that name to thank people for their comments. Someone else has been doing that but it's not as egregious as previous impersonations. On the issue of weather control, if the Libs can indeed control that, that's all the more reason to have them in control of everything, isn't it? Makes them more Godly, right?

The recent poll showing Kamala ahead in Iowa might not foreshadow an Iowa win for her but it might be a hint that she could indeed win North Carolina?

Did Dump in the dumpster truck make him look even more ridiculous than as a McDungald's employee? On that note, give yourself a laugh and check out eel's "Trump'n Track Trash" parody: amiright.com/parody/60s/rollingstones198.shtml

Yes in that debate she beat him like he was a dirty rug, smoked him like he was a pack of menthols. Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.

Anybody feel like taking a crack at a parody of "Ramblin' Man" by the Allman Brothers? Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.

If star power is what will decide this race, the Dems will be easy winners. The other side is scraping the bottom of the barrel with the third rate individuals speaking at their rallies.

Interesting that President Harrison forced Grover Cleveland to win non-consecutive terms, while vice president Harris is trying to keep 45 from winning non-consecutive terms.

@Brutus, it is more likely that Vance still believes 45 is America's Hitler and he is running with him because he has become a fascist himself.

wasn't Kamala's appearance on SNL super cute?

Right now I live with a longtime friend since my ex husband and I divorced 2 years ago (no need for apologies or sympathy. It wasn't working, I was living in Taiwan and not happy). She has known me since I was 17 and in my second last year of high school). She's Taiwanese like my ex husband so I eat plenty of Asian style meals. I live here until I get housing.

We can't say it enough, Mike. Always use your inside voice here at Amiright; otherwise you don't get a cookie

There is one not-widely-disseminated- idea that the Trump team is looking towards a win, then quickly pull a 25th Amendment gambit to get rid of him to install Vance. Because he is even more of a toadie who will nod yes to any idea that someone says "this is the right move".

Is there any chance that Vance still believes that 45 is America's Hitler and that he's running for VP as a safeguard in that he plans to murder Orange if he's elected, making himself president and saving the nation?

"Ramblin' Man" is the title of this Lincoln project video: youtu.be/VXHTwGbuO1Y

Sorry, just spotted I put 28.10.25. Time machine's playing up, I wrote this in 2024!

Don't forget trash day is Tuesday. America will take out the trash of dementia donald once and for all ;-p

To paraphrase the title of one of our songs: "Dreck Garbage"

Apparently 100 year old Jimmy Carter is living long enough to vote for Kamala. How cool is that?

My theory is that conald skunk born in 1946 is the reincarnation of adolf who died in 1945. ;-(

Quit your whining, MP: RBG's got exactly what she wanted: she's down in the most diverse, inclusive, and equitable place in the afterworld. That she's not particularly enjoying being down there is no one's fault but her own.

This actually was significantly more readable and rational than your usual stuff

Betting odds seem to have broken in favor of Frump in the final stretch, giving MAGAts hope, but betting odds favored Hillary in 2016 and she lost, so Libs can look at that and find something to latch onto.

Ironically, Clapton is an immigrant-hating right-winger. But that's not America's problem. We'll take care of America's problem on Tuesday, by voting a straight Democratic ticket.

Clearly, you remember the "Twilight Zone" episode "He's Alive," in which the ghost of Hitler -- or maybe the Devil, taking Hitler's form -- manipulates a young Dennis Hopper. Rod Serling got more hate mail for that one episode than all the others combined, yet it remained the one of which he was the most proud.

It's funny, but not in the way you want it to be, X.

Thanks for your comments all.

It's Halloween and nothing is scarier than the magas. The good news is their leader will lose again.

Connor, you got balls posting this. I don't blame you for the anger. You have come to this site at a point where trolling and disinformation have run rampant. The votes you have been given as of this writing are NOT 100% real; someone is able to hack the system to give as many votes they want in any direction. Just keep on doing what you want to do here (just try to be interwting or entertaining and not be a jerk). Peace. 5 for pacing, 3 for humor. 4 overall.

I've been having a little moral/religious crisis lately, so I would like to apologize for the song I've written here.

I'm reading Navalny's memoirs now. Soon his widow will be Russia's new President and will have an alliance with President Elect Kamala Harris. Meanwhile pukin and conald skunk will share a jailcell in the Hague.

Living in a Airstream and Popeye the Trailer Man

Vance said people shouldn't always take things so seriously, then called Biden's "garbage" comment disgusting. The only thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent, like going from calling Rump "America's Hitler" to running with him.

Yeah... If you can't choose between DemoKKKrats and your Constitutional rights, then voting is DEFINITELY not for you.

"We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not"

Fascist label ain't sticking because idiots are impervious to the obvious.

Huckster Carlson said that Kamala Harris is Samoan Malaysian at that Madison Square Carnival Nazi rally. The parody correctly refers to her actual heritage which is Jamaican & Indian. Did Carlson confuse her with Tulsi Garbage who is part Samoan?

One more thing, when I say French had no fight in them, I don't mean all French, because there were very fine soldiers on both sides. And I'm not talking about the Waffen SS, because they should be condemned totally

Indeed, no one actually gives a good god-damn about ANY of this.

ROGAN: So you're saying Guderian was insubordinate as he drove to Dunkirk ... TRUMP .. They said Stop Heinz You got to stop. Adolph is crapping his pants over that right flank. You're sticking your neck out too far. Way overexposed. But he just turned off the radio and kept going driving very fast. And these were huge tanks, you understand. Massive, just really huge ... ROGAN: You talking about the Tiger? .. No Joe, Tigers came later. Only after Germans run into our big beautiful Shermans .... ROGAN: Wow, where did Guderian get the balls to defy HItler? TRUMP: Because he was on the ground floor and seeing the reality, just like I did when I came down that elevator with Melania in 2015. The French had no fight in them, because they thought their big beautiful Maginot Line would protect them totally. So Guderian goes all the way to the Coast and wins very strongly. ROGAN: So why did he stop at Dunkirk? TRUMP: Because Guderian turns the radio back on and OKW says: Heinz, we're winning too much. Stop for a minute, we can't take all this winning

Hey MAGA you are preaching to the unwashed deplorable DEMS. Instead of flooding this place with dumb Red-State rhetoric and wasting your time, go find some Undecided Voters to pester--and also find a blog so you can jerk off and ejaculate all over the screen to your Babylon Bee excerpts and weird-ass conspiracy theories from your loser friends in the minority of the voting side. See you on the other side of Democracy, you loser dork.

Be sure to keep overlooking the fact that TWO of Agent Orange's four star generals say he's fascist. Remember he said he only picks the best people and that's what they say. you can't have it both ways.

It was asinine of Dr Phil to say that Blump is not a bully at the neo-Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden because he clearly is a bully. Dr Phil needs psychoanalysis.

The fascist carnival at Madison Square Garden that echoed the one there in 1939 is one more thing that will make Orange Mussolini go down. He'll lose more Spanish votes over the tasteless jokes about Puerto Rico. He'll lose more black votes over the tasteless joke about carving watermelons. Evil tends to destroy itself.

We are getting numerous complaints about you cleaning out the cookies in order to mess around with the voting system and give everyone fake votes. This is your absolute last chance. Any more evidence of you cleaning out the cookies and—

Just kidding! By "We" I mean "I" and by "getting" I mean "sending" because I'm just a whiny little BlueAnon pedofaggotranny stuck in my nonbinary parent's basement making false accusations and empty threats against you the way all basement-dwelling welfare leeches do. Chucky and his worn out cabal of losers have obviously long since given up on policing and cleaning up this site for much of anything, so feel free to flood the site with dumb unfunny crap or stuff the defunct voting system with 555 or 111 bombs as you please; it's not as if anybody's going to do anything about anything around here.

Im no fan of his but I always find it to be just dumb and uncreative to butcher his name

Not even an exorcist and get the Devil our of Conald Skunk.

Always will I treasure your words of encouragement, Me

I can see that someone has been cleaning out the cookies to give 14 bogus 555 votes to people they like or 300 bogus 111 points to parodies that talk about Trump, then accuses one person of doing so in a myriad of fake names. Really; I don't know why this person loves doing this so much. The only type of person who does this must be a psychologically maladjusted dissasociative disordered MAGAhead weirdo who clumsily writes parodies of one obscure 1930s pop tune everyday, and then writes comments in another voice complaining about that.

MOMMY

If you cant make it to the grocery store you can always ask for a rabbit to be pulled out of a hat to eat

I should consider getting some sleep now. I've been busy trying to get the gulf fritillary butterflys of my neighbors mandarin orange trees. My tagate marigolds are only working for short periods of time and I'll have to give my passiflora incarnada yet another bag of compost to see if it helps at all. .

Don’t worry about the bogus votes you have. They are cause by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies like he always does.

Really. Did you have to clean out the cookies to give yourself a set of bogus votes? You can request to have the comments deleted as much as you want but it doesn’t change the fact that you’ve rightfully earned your “Cookie Cleaner” moniker.

The rescue attempt failed, so this is the replacement final verse: “Tupperware, could be seen at a party Unlike cake tins, it was resistant to rust, You had your share, that you kept in the kitchen, Such a shame, that the business went bust.”

@CML -- those green fright wigs are a dead giveaway! :)

That was unedited Trump transcripts from his most recent rally, CML, not a satire.

Last night at the circus, a female clown who was rockin' a green fright wig and polka dot pajames gave me her cell number and told me to call her. But now that I've read this, I can see that she would be nothing but trouble. Thanks for the heads up, Porfle

What is the best dressing for an Agent Orange word salad? Liberal urine?

Whoever you are, Ghost Commentator, you have SOME KIND OF TALENT for parody and satire .... BTW, this person tweeked both Kamala and Trump. Last three posts are tweeking Trumps own style of drivelspeak. So there's something for both sides

The work of community work and in particular violence intervention is about investing in community, understanding our capacity, understanding the greatness, and then being motivated with that knowledge to do what we can to reduce harm, but not for the sake only of reducing harm, but in investing in the potential, and the greatness. That is the essence of this work.

Wow! 15 555 votes already! Thanks!

Just like Russia would’ve never attacked Ukraine. Zero. By the way, even a Democrat congressman was on television, and many Democrats are saying that. And by the way, for four years, they didn’t. So, it’s not like, oh, gee, they won’t. For four years, they didn’t. I think what happened is when Putin saw how weak we were, how pathetic we were with the stupid Milley and these generals that aren’t even generals as far as I was concerned. What a stupid group of people they were. Mattis, Milley. You know the real ones, the ones that I used to defeat ISIS? We defeated ISIS. They were the real generals. They were the real generals. They weren’t the television generals. They weren’t the dumb ones. They were the ones that were warriors.

Starting in January, we will give our companies the lowest taxes, the lowest energy cost, the lowest regulatory burdens, and free access to the best and biggest market in the planet. But if we keep going like this, we’re not going to have the best market anymore. We’re going to be like Venezuela on steroids, okay. That’s what we’re going to be. And I used to say that. And if I don’t get elected, that’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to end up in a 1929 style depression. If you look at what her policies are, she has no idea about business, she has no idea… Frankly, she has no idea about anything. She destroyed San Francisco, which was really the best city, I think maybe the best city in the country. She destroyed it. She helped destroy California along with Gavin Newsom, who was one of the worst governors in the history of our country. But only if they make their products here, they’re going to get these benefits. Only if they make their products here in America. And they hire American workers to do the job. It’s very simple. And if these companies don’t make their products here, then they will pay a quite stiff tariff. Nice tariff. We’re taking a lot. You know how much China paid us during my time? Hundreds of billions of dollars. No other president got them to pay not 10 cents. Go through all these great presidents. Oh, they were so great. Not 10 cents. China didn’t pay 10 cents. And they were ripping us left and right. That’s why I got into politics, if you want to call it that. I don’t feel I’m a politician, but what the hell? Call me whatever you want. But it really was trade. And you know what? It morphed from trade. And now I say most important thing to me, trade. Always trade with me. We’re going to bring jobs back like nobody’s ever seen. But the border, it’s so horrible what they’re doing to us on the border. To me, if you look at the polls, it’s the economy and it’s inflation, and then it’s the border. I think the border is the biggest.

So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time and certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present and to be able to contextualize it–to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but the future.

And the act of the United States Supreme Court to take away a constitutional right that they didn’t recognize in the people of America will impact a lot of people and differently in some situations and we need to be responsive to these issues and also lift up the voices of all people who will be impacted in the way that they will be impacted… a couple of points in terms of the direct impact.

We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States, for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic… we will assist Jamaica in covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.

The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and, um, talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time. When we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation, depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their god given talent. So today, I’m so happy to be with all of you.

Well I think culture is–it is a reflection of our moment and our time, right? And-and-and present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment and-and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ‘cause, you know–it comes in the morning. Ha ha ha! We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and-and-and a connection to how people are experiencing life, and I think about it in that way, too.

In terms of, uh, the discussions that the president... and I had, uh, they ranged in subject, including the issue of the Black Sea, and I’ll let him explain in more detail as he would like, uh, but we are, again, fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with the president, with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability. All you have to do is look at the map.

So we are committed in everything we are doing, and yes, then the president did say in the state of the union. There is a price to pay for democracy. Gotta stand with your friends. And as everybody knows even in your personal life, being loyal to those friendships based on common principles and values–sometimes it’s difficult. Often it ain’t easy. But that’s what the friendship is about based on shared values. So that’s what we’re doing.

And you know, when I speak with small business owners and entrepreneurs, is some of our younger small business owners actually self-identify as entrepreneurs. They’re small business owners also. Ha ha ha! But we’ll go with whatever you like! Small business owner or entrepreneurs.

And most recently, they even want to eliminate classes that teach "gender ideology." So what are we talking about here? Classes that teach women’s history? Women’s equality? The study of the fact that there are still only 25 women in the United States Senate in a body of 100?

Listen–women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue, and we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake, and codifying Roe will be an important moment in terms of putting back in place protections for-for the folks who are at risk right now because of what the court did in Dobbs just weeks ago.

If we're supposed to believe what both sides tell us, they're both fascists. Who knows anymore. Just because one is with a party you like more doesn't mean they'd be a better leader

Harris is a very American sounding name, much more so than Obama who was a two term president. It's easy to visualize her winning, especially considering that polls show her up with women by double digits while she trails with men by only a few points. Agent Orange won white women against Clinton & Biden but now Harris has narrowed that gap substantially in the post-Roe era.

Congrads, Madam President Elect! Only 12 days until she defeats the Fascist!

Real JAB, who got hoodwinked. But I do share Fake Ag's sentiments about the parody; it's very good.

Did you hear about the Mormon who read this parody and was inspired to try oral on his wife? I'm told his standing in the community took a real nosedive

@Agrimoree (the real one) - I knew the first comment wasn't yours as soon as I read it.. I think the not knowing/not caring/not having the energy to find out what's real is going to be the Donald's lasting legacy. Sigh

@Peter - I thought I might have coined a neologism, but a few people did get there first. Deeper sigh

Fake Agrimorfee and possibly a fake JAB.up there, BTW. Who knows what is real anymore?

Damn cops always showing up causing cannibalingus interruptus...

What Agrimorfee said, Phil. You've given me an idea, thanks.

Thanks for your comments. It’s appreciated

Thanks for your comments.

Thanks for your feedback Terry. I hope your son enjoyed this! Thanks again. 👍

My son is a lifter and would love this 😂

Proving absolutely nothing.

BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,I DROPPED A ANVIL,ON HIS HEAD

Project much, MAGAtt?

it's the lame comments by MAGAts that are spam, not the creative and fun parodies of the wonderful eel deal. i can't stop singing his parodies! It's so outrageous that historian Allan Lichtman has gotten death threats for announcing that his reliable election prediction system points to a Harris win. That's how ugly the forces are that have been released by Agent Orange, and why he has to lose for the good of the nation. Even meteorologists have gotten death threats in the Dump era. How sick is that?

I kind of miss chucky not allowing some words

Although somewhat of a sad topic, the parody deserves better ratings than it's gotten in my opinion

Regardless of outcome, if you keep obsessing like this you'll drive yourself completely crazy. You seem very antisocial and possibly violent against anyone who disagrees with you in any way

Sethie, why do you have to keep using bad language all the time?

Jesus Christ on A Cracker, you have totally lost your mind MAGAtt.

@Donald McDonald, that's nothing, Justin Trudeau twice displayed blackface and dressed up in Indian attire when to most people that would be racist.

OK, here's a challenge: a parody of "Old McDonald" about the orange-impasto fraud "working" at the Golden Arches.

Dump acting like he was working at McDonald's looked as ridiculous as Michael Dukakis did when he wore a military helmet in 1988. Dukakis lost. So will Dump.

Thanks for your comments

You do know that the above was not from me, right?

If you give us Donald Trump, we will give you Justin Trudeau, then you'll see who is really worse

What about when pop-ups are blocked?

I would take that deal in a heartbeat, and most Canadians would too. Justin Trudeau is the worst thing to happen to Canada in the 21st Century.

Give us Justin and you can have conald skunk. ;-p

Thanks for your comments all.

Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it!

Wow, great ploy. Betcha fooled everybody with that. I’ve never seen such a needy SOB in my life.

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thanks for nothing. Gotta admit, I thought you had finally given up your geezer music obsession by finally parodying more recent songs, including the Edmund Fitzgerald number, but you ruined everybody’s Monday by posting yet another garbage variant of your ‘tard anthem. And how lame is it that you can’t change more than six words from this song before giving up and clicking Send? I wouldn’t doubt the Sweathogs could write something funnier. But then, when your parody source material comes from Gary McNamara’s phallus it’s bound to be skewed. Darrrrrrr.

Interesting to note that George&GermaineBriantFan is still hesitant to post comments under his own name, as if no one can figure it out.

Thanks Zen! I think I should have sat on this one more week.

Language, dude!

Please remove this parody from the site.

Why thank me, ‘TardZilla? You copy/pasted them. That might be an impediment when I ask you to show me how I’m “incompetent”.

Oh look, the resident retard has come back with yet another reprise of his favorite song ever onto the board. You would have been expelled from the Sweathogs back in Gabe Kotter’s class. Ever considering collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.

Thanks for your comments.

Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.

$&@?! You got me again. What a stupid challenge — bullying me to listen to your tacky, tired tune in the hopes that it will “cure” me from being offended by you 24/7. Let me know if the stupidly of that ever sinks in. As I’ve told you too many times to count, there isn’t a hint of wit in your stupid song. You carpet bombed this song nearly 500 times here and how many positive comments did you get? Less than two. I guess the majority’s on to something there. Show me the “wit and creativity” you claim is inherent in your ‘tard anthem. You can’t, but I can show you at least five things that are wrong with it: 1) The blatant stupidity and hypocrisy of the trite lyrics, which are allegedly the most genius lyrics ever written. Anyone who thinks this song is the stroke of genius should be tested. 2) The fact that you can’t change more than six words from the OS before giving up and moving on to the next variant. Seriously, less than a 1% change and you can’t even make that clever? 3) “Simple as the day is long”. Holy cow, where do I even start? Who the **** thinks that this line is even remotely clever, let anyone genius? The fact that you don’t even bother to change this line from any of your variants of said song is risible. 4) The fact that it’s almost a century old. You couldn’t find anything after that which interested you? I’m guessing you just picked a random song out of some YouTube geezer playlist and you’ve obsessed over it ever since. 5) the almost 500 variations you posted under various pseudonyms and fake song titles in an attempt to get the attention of “Ivy League music historians”. There was at least one week where you posted TWENTY different variations, more than half of which were completely ignored. You even admitted on some board site that the United Nations should make this their official anthem. Not surprising given their inability to come up with anything original on their own. To this date you’ve never given us a rational explanation as to why you posted this song as much as you did with very little difference in variations. And let’s not get into the “reprises” which probably made up at least half of your ‘tard anthem postings. If you’re going to post the same song 500 times, at least have the courtesy to have a different topic for each variant. The sugar-free cake one got posted nearly fifteen times. I could go on, but something tells me you wouldn’t get the point if it slapped you in the face. The fact that this is the best you could do when posting the same old song multiple times each week is lame, even for you. I wouldn’t doubt Weird Al Yankovic could have done it better. Oh, and no I’ll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.

Way to flex that double-digit IQ. Hey, try this: instead of wasting three minutes of your life to write and post another stupid comment, why not take that time to listen to “R****m S***s”, the song that was an inescapable fixture of this site for months? I hear that listening to it just once will cure you from being offended by me and my topics 24/7. If you listen to it five times it will cure you from being offended by Gary McNamara 24/7, and if you play it 20 times you’ll have a clean bill of health for the rest of your life. Think that 20-watt philosophers brain of yours can accomplish that? Dream on, it ain’t happening. See you next Tuesday.

I hear he’s still living.

Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident philosopher is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original commentaries knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...

Orange ya glad I gave you 5s? ;-p

Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident retard is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original Grandpa Magic knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...

PLEASE justvstop, you are not fooling anyone. You are just WEIRD.

Everybody knows that you are the crazy, obsessed peabrain that floods the site with fake comments. Ok, we get it. Now get the flock out from yer mommy's basement and get a goddamned life.

And the police better be ready for you guys when you throw rocks at them and set cars and trash cans on fire while you scream your stupid "Not My President" slogan.

^^^^ Way to ruin everyone’s Friday. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if my comments are so banal, why copy them unless you’re incapable of providing anything better? Too stupid to admit the Internet Archive is never coming back?

All I can say is magas book your trip to the Capitol on Jan. 6rh, 2025 now. But this time the FBI, National Guard, and Secret Service will be ready for you.

Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience’s respect for you will grow exponentially. All I know about the Internet Archive is that it got hacked last week, so I have no interest in anything about it whatsoever, but it’s obvious the shutdown had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be throwing a temper tantrum on it via another worthless “parody”. Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t jerk off to Carole Lombard anymore? There’s still Sally Eilers and Peggy Shannon, so go knock yourself out. Is Parson Belvue McPherson your new identity, spreading the gospel about Gary McNamara and his raging hormones “cowboy hoedown” or the evils of an Ed Wynn impersonator destroying any hope for the future of humanity? Let me guess what your gospel theme song will be. Oh wait, no need, you already parodied that one eight billion times. Not surprising from someone whose favorite song ever is a forgotten novelty song from a century ago. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if Carole Lombard is so attractive to you, why don’t you just join her ASAP? Something tells me she would tell you to kiss her @$$ anyway. Dream on, it ain’t happening.

It's so much fun to sing eel's parodies! His new title lyric line does add a syllable but it's still very easy to sing effectively. I disagree with Fay saying maga freaks have their heads in the sand. They are fully aware of Frump's fascist nature and celebrate it openly.

Ha! Me of all people complaining about “the majority” when you do it every day. I wrote my parody because of the negative reaction surrounding hackers going against the Internet Archive, which also seems to be the consensus on this board. The fact that no one alive today remembers seeing Carole Lombard at 18 years old is irrelevant. If you took as much time to look at her photos from that time than you did to write your comment, you would be excited over her too. There aren’t really any photos of her “showing off” at 16 or 17, so no need to contact Chris Hansen. Besides, I actually parodied songs that people are familiar with. I used the freakin’ Edmund Fitzgerald song, one of the “Big Seven”. Not unlike G&GBF, who was a sackless coward who fixated on subjects only of interest to himself. No one even remembers Gary Whatshisname or that “cowboy hoedown” story anymore, but it’s obvious his catchphrase had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be offended by it 24/7. Oh, and both my parodies rock today, and not just because they’re virtually the same thing. Have you gotten desperate enough to throw temper tantrums over the Internet Archive shutting down? That would be hilarious. See you next Tuesday.

How about replacing the joker line with "maybe she's a coker"?

The guy who posted this and the Grandpa Magic crap today is taking off where our beloved G&GBF left off — beating old themes into the ground and copy-pasting old commentary. I will say that he surprised us today by using songs that are more recent than his usual choices, but then again that doesn’t require half the effort of writing a decent parody, which neither of today’s submissions are. As regards Carole Lombard, how many people are there still alive today who saw her when she was 18 years old, showing off a swimsuit or some other scantily-clad dress? I’m guessing less than two. Again, we’re talking about someone whose greatest jerk-off fantasies are geezer ghosts and some talk show host who pretended to be a cowboy as part of some high school graduation ceremony. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.

Not a bad parody despite what * says. 445 from me, 5 just for the effort and the devoted knowledge. You could have been a little more broadminded than just being worried about Carole--no shade on her, it's just TOO niche for a general parody. I use IA to hunt for music. I remain hopeful that this is all just a bump in the road.

Something this current and we still get references to Carole Lombard? There was only one person on here who was absolutely nuts about her, and I was naively under the assumption he had finally moved on.

I know you’re all proud of yourself for utilizing some program that allows you to pay tribute to some website that was hacked, but in reality, when you insist on only changing half the words of the OS in an attempt to bring the site back up sooner, you’re just being delusional. I don’t use the Internet Archive, but I would never smear their efforts at bringing to site back to its “former glory” by posting this “parody”. Also, no one cares about the Mysterious Cities of Silver or whatever other stupid $&!? was on that site. I guess the majority’s on to something there.

Old magazine articles of Carole Lombard during her career were available on the Media History Digital Library, which relied on magazine articles posted on the Internet Archive.

I had just downloaded all 39 episodes of the original Mysterious Cities of Gold (1982) series from there too!

I don't know about the democrats, but here in Canada, Justin Trudeau and the Liberals think taxes can prevent storms.

RETARDED!!!

I am honored beyond words, Great One. Perhaps our two parodies could go head to head to see which one comes out on top. We'll call it a "Beat Off" .... Offhand (lol) I'd say my first two stanzas would pose a really stiff challenge. On the other hand, Great One does come on strong at the end, whereas I did slack off a bit there at the end. I may have climaxed too soon

Not every parody...strangely, it's all the parodies that obviously attack Donald Trump and the right, and many of the parodies written by the same authors of those works that have no political ideology. Whatever the case, this pointless, infantile action has rendered the voting system moot.

As the site's #1 Pink Floyd fan, I am morally obligated to review and comment. The title lyric line is a bit hard to pull off pacing-wise, but the funniest aspect is the extremely good rhyme matching. Yeah I am biased. IDGAF. #harriswalz2024 (And Fay Shist is 100% OTM, The Wall is what Roger Waters has been trying to warn us about since 1979...and also with Animals in 1977)

You anti-vaxxers also against vaccinating the kids of Gaza to protect them from polio? Stop being pro-disease.

The fascist imagery in the Pink Floyd movie "The Wall" seems so relevant these days. Rump's joint Chiefs chairman, four-star general Millie referred to him as a total fascist, fascist to the core, but be sure to keep your heads buried in the sand, MAGAts.

…every parody has multiple votes (mostly in multiples of 13 or 14); they are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies then refreshing the page to add more votes before cleaning out the cookies again to repeat the process.

Still cleaning out the cookies as always Cookie Cleaner? Shame on you.

…the_conqueror_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you all those bogus votes. Shame on you Cookie Cleaner.

As vulnerable as Florida is to hurricanes, it's insane of the voters there to have kept the state politically Red in recent years. Cubans consider socialism a greater threat than climate change?

The chemicals to make clouds release rain prematurely has existed since at least 2008 when China used it outside of town during the Bejing Olympics to make sure no rain fell on the stadiums. On. Live. Television.

Every Olympic since have had access to this. Of course that's low hanging fruit compared to start a hurricane, which no-one can do yet and probably never will.

The Orange Dementia has virally infected MAGA. They aren't able to construct a complex sentence either. Amazing security code synchronicity: H84.

@N2LD4U that's nothing, here in Canada, our Prime Minister thinks taxes can prevent storms and forest fires.

All of the far Left's accusations about the Right are confessions of their own crimes.

All of the far Right's accusations about the Left are confessions about their own behavior.

Projection, you guys are masters.

Easy and greasy.

He got off... easy.

Yes, you leftards are insufferably dumb.

FFS, if we all thought Babylon Bee was FUNNY, we wouldn't be HERE.

Yeah, c'mon man. If we could get rid of the first amendment, they wouldn't be able to complain about us eliminating the second amendment either. LMK if you can see a pattern forming.

That's not what your mom said last night!

Bee et al. seem to be rage-compensating for small organs.

Adam's parody works for me, not those by Babylon Bee. Watch those by Parody Project instead.

Oops, you are right. Between them and the big 'Y' , pretty much everything has been done. Still never enough Star Wars parodies on this site...

Cookie Cleaner, wow you started early! I you are also a Comment Cleaner as well.

So it has. And I even commented on it. Whoever did that was pretty good. Of course my motivation here is reacting to JAB's 60 parodies of Grooving in one week. I was concerned that 60 just wasn't enough and that ONE MORE was needed

Despite the theme being similar to a song I've heard on dr demento, this was very original

For those too young to remember .. The top comments track a line that Cagney impersonators would always use, which itself is a parody of a line in a Cagney movie ....... "You dirty rat, I know you killed my brother. You see this rod (pistol). That means it's curtains (death) for you. It's a curtain rod."

Dayum, you Kommie Kapo Kocksucker J-Streeter Whoreasses are delusional!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/inxs9.shtml

Congrads President Elect Kamala! Break out the tissues magas ;-p I personally don't think Allan Lichtman's "10 out of 10" is impressive. Actually if you correctly guess 10 coin tosses in a row the odds are 1/1024. However if you can observe the coins as they come down and call them right before they hit the ground that's 100%. Most of us knew in September when he "predicted" Kamala that she would easily win. So his predictions are something anyone can do. The only election that gave him clout was 2016 when the loser "won"...but he also incorrectly predicted Gore, a winner who "lost'

This "Mr Tangerine Man" music video is good: youtu.be/5RxVt0I889Y

Is that mark robinson?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Wrong, Andy.

I suspect a lot of comments on eel's parodies are eel himself from the similarity in tone and increasing craziness

There is nothing un-American about enjoying trashing Rump poetically. I would argue the opposite, that it's un-American to not do so. There is nothing commendable about voting for a person who crapped all over the peaceful transfer of power just because you think he can get your gas prices down a nickel a gallon.

From a karmic standpoint, it's definitely better to have an artist's blessing when using the music of that artist in a political campaign.

Alternative chorus: "Musk is moving X to Texas, a state that is controlled by the GOP. Musk is moving X to Texas, because he thinks like slumpkins in Missouri."

Based on what Dump said about John McCain, we could expect him to say this about Jesus: "He's a hero because he was crucified? I like guys who weren't crucified."

Singing eel's parodies is a lot of fun! I highly recommend it.

It seems there are many who would applaud a "let's impale x president" parody of that Neil Young song mentioned.

Very good and true point and assessment, "don't help"

GRANDMA JUST RANOVER ONE OF SANTAS REINDEER,VENISON FOR OUR CHRISTMAS MEAL

can I have fries with this?

Don't know the fact situation, but remember the OS. You tracked it really well

...in the comments section.

Lichtman correctly predicted nine of the last 10 presidential races. The only one he missed was in 2000 which was decided by 537 votes in Florida. Based on that track record, the best set MAGAts can hope for is a race like 2000 where the now Rump-stuffed Supreme Court can make him winner. There is every reason for them to be sweating hard.

Thanks again, Bob.

Thanks, Bob.

Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have turned into a Commeny Cleaner as well

As people with brains already know, she comes into politics with experience as a prosecutor. Most folks in the legal profession learn how to choose their words and diction with style over time. It's not like she had to learn to deflect and debate in three months time. And in the end game, NOBODY REALLY GIVES A F.

Caution: mental midget at work.

Isn't stalling for time in uncertain situations while waiting for more information one of the key features of experienced actors and politicians? This might be the most presidential thing she has done so far. Sure, Trump winging it without a teleprompter all the time is even more impressive, but as far as gaffes goes this one isn't, I'd go so far as to guess she's been prepped and trained for doing this if their tech goes out accidentally or if it's being hacked.

Didn't the weird manner in which Musk was jumping up and down at the Rump rally in Butler make him look like a total lunatic? Why would he say to F***er Carlson that if Dump loses the election, he's f***ed? He'd still be the richest man in the world, wouldn't he?

Debates are not predictive of outcomes. Hillary Clinton won all three debates, still lost. John Kerry won all of the debates, still lost. Barack Obama got trounced, 72%-20% in the poll, worse than Biden, and went on to win. That’s why we rely on the thirteen keys, which tap into the structure of how elections really work, and they show that Democrats’ really only chance to win, contrary to everything I’ve heard, is with Biden running.

One of the keys in historian Allan Lichtman's election outcome prediction system is candidate charisma but it has to be broad charisma. The 2024 Republican candidate has charisma with his nutty base but has anti-charisma with a greater number of people.

Eddie, the rumor we heard as six year olds was that you were making it with Barbara Billingsley .. but sometimes she couldn't do it with you because "Ward would be too hard on the beaver" the night before. And then you'd have to "wax down your surfboard"; cause you couldn't wait for June.

You know, CML, when it came to getting myself off, I used to "leave it to beaver" .. but now thanks to Jeffrey Toobin, I too take matters into my own hands

I didn't need to be reminded

I reckon he'd say the Party left HIM when you deranged vaxxcsist warmongers took it over; kinda like what happened to Cindy Sheehan and other useful idiots who actually believed in all that "anti-war" crap you liars used to spew once they had outlived their usefulness to you.

Hey PHB, haven't you pissed on this wall enough?

Wow, you kowtow. Your words and vocabulary betray you. Who is your god? Did you ever pass the 3rd grade? Get an education before using 'big words' that you don't know the meaning of. That doesn't make you 'macho' or 'cool' at all.

beagle/illegal is a nice rhyme!

Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

I'll bet you still believe Dan Rather's obviously-forged-on-Microsoft-Word Killian Memos are real.

Thanks for your 555 votes all! It is appreciated!

I was expecting this to be about doing drugs in the Walmart parking lot, but not the worst. Also, that's too many "Groovin'" parodies. Get some new material, dude.

Beat me to it. 555!

Go 'way! Batin'!

Almost in America

Thanks

What about that traitor trash criminal SMF trump?

Great parody rewrite. Ignore MAGA and his ilk, he's immature and can't face the truth. He kisses Russian fanny and takes his elementary school daughter to a local father-daughter dance because he's a chump, a sore loser and a geeky follower of a spankee boy antichrist. He's sick. Just ignore him and his sassymouth kind, they're deluded, uncultured, dense, banal and dumb. And the worst part of it all is that they CHOSE to be. Have a good weekend.

Hated the original pompous song but this lyrical rewrite is a good as it gets. Kudos!

Drinking that poison Kook-Aid again.

This parody can't be beat, CML I give it five and around, and I don't mean fingers.

The cult is getting very, very nervous, so keep it up with these parodies.

For a guy who hates Trump I'm surprised you haven't used Neil Young's "Let's Impeach the President" yet.

That's because "Reserve" here is a noun, not a verb.

There's never any shortage of BS from the Federal Reserve. As its detractors like to point out, it doesn't "reserve" anything, and doesn't answer to the federal government. It's just the place where Congress goes to get more digital currency printed (on a balance spreadsheet) whenever it doesn't have enough tax revenue to cover the latest expenditures in a bill it just passed—which is EVERY time it passes one of those bills now.

If I had to describe mega people in one word, it would be rabid. Someone with a strong voice should sing the following and post it: tiny.cc/white-rabid

Fed bull, fed bull, so much BS...

"That was wonderful!"

"Bravo!"

"I loved that!"

"Oh, it was great!"

"Well, it was pretty good..."

"Well it wasn't bad..."

"Well, there were parts if it that weren't very good, though."

"It could have been a lot better!"

"I didn't really like it."

"It was pretty terrible!"

"It was bad!"

"It was awful!"

"Aw, it was terrible!"

"Get 'em away!"

"Hey, BOO!"

"BOOOOOO!!!"

Yup Maga, everybody has problems

I knew nothing about this or him but just researched. But I'm inclined to believe Robinson's denial of it being him. Don't put allegations as being true

Also to eel, you're not helping anything with your increasingly crazy seeming take on things. I don't like either of them or various policies on both sides so I really don't have a side. But you're not helping by contributing to the madness on a constant basis

The maga guy makes everyone who might possibly think the republican ticket isn't as bad as the democratic ticket look bad. He represents the extreme, delusional part of the party, which i don't think represents most of it at all. Yes they should have had a different candidate but this is where it is with low voter turnout in the primary. The maga guy also does not represent independents who might go republican this time. Also to others on here, needlessly shaming those who disagree with you enough to not vote like you do doesn't help anything either. You don't have to agree with everything to vote for someone, just think they're not as bad as the competition on various issues. There's plenty of insanity on the extremes of both sides as we see on this site. Rise above it. Research issues, become an informed voter, don't vote based on personality alone

If the evil Skunk loses Carolina, PA, or WI it's all over. The MAGA one guy will be boohooing badly Nov. 5th.

Idle threats, dumbass.

Excellent stuff :-) I wish I knew the OS better (well, at all), but this flows really well

Rump said that by Biden is withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject the creep won't lie about. He'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. So despicable is he.

I'll say thanks real quick while the light is still red

DELUSIONAL!!!

This one gave me a good laugh. 555

I approve of this parody. Gotta go, possum on the griddle.

At least we can be assured he will calm concede when he loses. RIGHT??? RIGHT!!!??

@ Agrimorfee and Sharif - Many thanks! :D

You missed a couple of parody possibilities. "Choomin'" a song about indulging in high dose THC, performed by Barry Soetero And His Young Rascals. Also, "Turbin'" by Jeffrey Toobin, about the pleasures and hazards of online onanism

The problem with that request is that the "something funny" part doesn't compute with AI; none of those systems have a sense of humor, nor are they any good at simulating one. The humor, you have to supply yourself, e.g. "Write a song about a supervillain who's the epitome of evil among parking garage attendants," or "Describe our country's failing economy entirely in terms of toilet metaphors."

Who but Al Porfle could have exposed the banal genius of the English poet Donovan in such an inspired fashion ..... WHO BUT HE!!

Fun read with two characters who had very little substance to build a parody around, that's mad parody skillz (but I would expect nothing less from you Porfle).

Brilliant parody, but what will the lunatic fringe have to say?

It's time for me to go see something else.

Good afternoon all. Please leave me some great feedback!

This is excellent :) Not convinced by the premise (I completely agree it's more likely to be the work of a single deluded fanatic with way too much time on his hands than a Russian bot.. I mean, why??) :-D

I do find it amusing that the MAGA bot has to insist that the proven Russian interference that got Trump elected in 2016 was discredited. The one missing step was that Trump knew it was happening, and I've said on here many times that Trump was obviously not knowingly colluding with Russia because he would have told everyone if that had been the case. He was a useful idiot, not a knowing participant. But given the number of people in prison (many from Trump's immediate circle of confidants), calling the whole probe "discredited" is self-delusion at its finest.

The 80s just called. They want your cutting edge insult humor.

Six hundred fifty 1s! (times three categories). Impressive stuff. I'm not familiar with the original song, but I'll give you a row of 5's based on a historical record for excellence.

I want to take credit for the phrase "A Schrodinger's Cat Nothingburger" being applied everywhere a story's debunked as dead but still lives on among those looking towards the box of its remains from beyond. :-) :-)

@wow - what do you have against TCOP? Reminds me of so many others here making such evidence-free claims

@"Liberal Lexicon" - What evidence was there when Trump made the claims? None. His VP says it's not true. A bunch of people making stuff up to support Trump after he had made his nonsensical remarks does not mean he was right all along. Even if (and it's a big "if" because frankly I don't believe you/them) there are now people stating on TwiX that Haitian immigrants are eating pets, Trump did his rant when the only support for the lie was a photo of a non-Haitian not from Springfield at all, a retracted FB post from someone who was reporting hearsay, and a police report regarding someone whose cat was still in the basement. Trump has zero critical thinking skills, and is unable to determine whether something is true or false. You want someone that stupid in power?

Against all evidence -- Backed up by video testimony of dozens of people in Springfield that has appeared on TwitterX

BOO!!! Up yours, Tampon Timmy!

So you DO admit that Don is a mental midget.

I knew the MAGA crowd would be desperate to justify their cult leader's cupidity, anything to pretend that against all evidence he knew what he was talking about, but having watched those videos it is even more pellucidly clear that this isn't happening in Springfield. Vance knew he was lying, and Trump is too stupid to realise it's bollocks.

@Peter: rabbits have been food for far longer than they've been pets. We had a cat who used to bring in wild rabbits on a regular basis.. once dead, you have a limited time to deal with a rabbit as its gut bacteria keep on producing gas, and the results are amazingly gross: one pretty much exploded just outside the kitchen door. We did consider tanning the skins, but decided against :-)

What JD Vance wants is to restore the Ottoman Empire. Quit dogging him about eating Haitian couisine.

Damn straight, Hey!

"I am serious; and don't call me Shirley."

Explains why they falsely accused the Haitians; they want all the canines for themselves. And if JD Chance likes puffer fish we should not discourage him ;-p

MAGA is angry. You attributed his single handed work to a Russian troll factory. Nope, the 1s-5s guy is an evil little maga twerp right here in the good ole USA! I assume he isn't hitting the back button all those times, as that's a lot of work. He's got some program that does it automatically. I guess the admin here never figured out how to permanently ban the maga Fascist. Someday he'll have a stroke and we'll know here's moved out of his Momma's basement and into a nursing home when the 1s-5s stop. ;-p

Is that why Orange Orangutan doesn't have a dog for a pet? He considers them food?

Methinks CML should mind his own business.

You are just pissed that Don now has a better opponent called to the table.

Very insightful, thought provoking, and intelligent. Thanks for your comment.

There's a reason I bring that last point up on this thread. I've had a real knock down drag out argument with Phil Alexander about the actual winner of the 2020 election. Excellent arguments have been made all around, so it comes down to which side is more trustworthy, or less trustworthy. My side has always made the argument that, based on obvious and serious mental deterioration that Biden was manifesting before the election that he was or would be, at some point, mentally unfit to be the President of the USA. And of course, the Dem side dismissed us as crackpots even as the evidence became overwhelming. And in so doing, they perpetrated the greatest electoral fraud in my lifetime. And so the question becomes, if they lied about Joe's mental state, what else were they lying about. Well, everything just read my posts.

I was going to go easy on Biden and say that .. on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is minimally competent to be the POTUS and 1 was a drooling vegetable .. on that scale I was going to give him a 3 but after what just happened ..... I mean to tell you this latest tard-osity out-tards all previous Joe-tardations by several orders of tarditure ... Joe recently made a public appearance where he had ONE JOB; remember the name Narenda Modi, the PM of India, a nation that has more people than live in the Western Hemisphere and Western Europe COMBINED ... And he couldn't do it! So he stood there for ten seconds like an exhibit in a wax museum and then yelled WHO's NEXT? ..even as Modi was sitting RIGHT BEHIND HIM. And then there was about ten seconds of more silence, broken by a woman's voice on the PA. So my question would be, "Has there ever been a more pathetic display by any freely elected Head of State .. EVER?

Rewriting "memory" to match your current needs are common. Dee Snider has done it before. He even told Congress that their serial killer victim song "Under The Blade" was about undergoing surgery to twist himself out of the noose during congressional hearings about lyrics grooming kids into a violent lifestyle.

Maybe you're too young to remember when Al Gore through his wife Tipper Gore tried to tie up the entire music industry and Heavy Metal in particular but but had to settle for Parental Advisory Labels through the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) organization they started to achieve that. Dee won one for freedom of speech that time, but the political compromise slung together to save Tipper Gore's face and Washington tradwife career (remember, her husband was later teleprompted to become Bill Clinton's VP) is why second generation black rap music albums have Parental Advice Stickers on them and sample allowance copyright laws were hardened to the point where at least as much money as possible would flow back to old white dudes.

US Democrats of the 80s couldn't stick it to Dee and white Heavy Metal so they transpositioned themselves and shafted black Rap Music instead. No-one has ever done more while saving their own ass to accidentally ensure that wordsmithing smart black suburban musically talented kids have the odds rigged against them to remain poor, only a few has since ever managed to get out of the plantation.

Dee Snider actually PLAYED HIMSELF in a great movie about this where you can see that everything above is true. Go watch "Warning: Parental Advisory" (www.imdb.com/title/tt0308692) about what happened back when liberalism seriously derailed and set off the start to total change of positions on freedom of speech that they have arrived at today.

Totally unrelated to all things left and right. Started back when original lyrics on the net were still not common. A site where people could ask each other "the lines goes xyz, am i right?"

http://www.amiright.com/aboutus.shtml

BRILLIANT! And so true!! Love the original song and this parody. (Was this site named Am I right because it's a right-wing site, or is that just a coincidence?)

555. The only second term (pun totally intended) winner on this is PETA that might grab the pussy, I mean opportunity, in the wind and storm us all with endless propaganda that even more animals should be put on the no-grill list while Haitians are taken off the no-fly ditto. Will Camela be able to hold them at bay 2025-2028?

Anyway, did I tell you all that my grandmother ate bunnies during World War 2, even farmed them? She did, the whole village did. Winters in the early 40's were hard and meat was scarce. Technically Sweden wasn't involved in WW2, but Germany held Norway and there's a loooong common border between our nations that needed military garding. Grandpa was stationed there for close to two years while Grandma held down the farm back home. To their small stash of cows and pigs and hens she added a handful of bunnies and let nature work it's course. Apparently there was about 120 bunnies in cages on lawns around the house when Grandpa came back, despite the oldest ones according to plan having been picked off to go in a stew now and then.

There's also a related story. I had just gotten my driver's license and was out with a friend when I hit an ordinary forest rabbit with the car and killed it. We stopped to check, it was dead alright, but no outside blood, just totally smashed up internally. My friend said "I know what to do" and threw it in the trunk. Then we drove to HIS grandfather and grandmother, who took the rabbit and skinned it, gave us fifty kronor for the skin, and said we could come over for rabbit stew the next day if enough meat could be salvaged. They hadn't eaten that themselves since right after WW2 and seemed quite happy for the nostalgia. I was already booked that day with a girl I had my own rabbiting plans for (that failed miserably) so I missed the chance to eat some myself (any way you look at it) but that was the day I realized how common the practice of eating fluff bunnies must have been back then.

Dee Snider of Twisted Sister tweeted this a couple of years ago: "ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO F OFF!"

First let me respond as to the rallies. She said people start leaving. People don't go to her rallies. There's no reason to go. And the people that do go, she's busing them in and paying them to be there. And then showing them in a different light. So, she can't talk about that. People don't leave my rallies. We have the biggest rallies, the most incredible rallies in the history of politics. That's because people want to take their country back. Our country is being lost. We're a failing nation. And it happened three and a half years ago. And what, what's going on here, you're going to end up in World War 3, just to go into another subject. What they have done to our country by allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country. And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States. And a lot of towns don't want to talk -- not going to be Aurora or Springfield. A lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country. And it's a shame. As far as rallies are concerned, as far -- the reason they go is they like what I say. They want to bring our country back. They want to make America great again. It's a very simple phrase. Make America great again. She's destroying this country. And if she becomes president, this country doesn't have a chance of success. Not only success. We'll end up being Venezuela on steroids.

First of all, they bought their chips from Taiwan. We hardly make chips anymore because of philosophies like they have and policies like they have. I don't say her because she has no policy. Everything that she believed three years ago and four years ago is out the window. She's going to my philosophy now. In fact, I was going to send her a MAGA hat. She's gone to my philosophy. But if she ever got elected, she'd change it. And it will be the end of our country. She's a Marxist. Everybody knows she's a Marxist. Her father's a Marxist professor in economics. And he taught her well. But when you look at what she's done to our country and when you look at these millions and millions of people that are pouring into our country monthly where it's I believe 21 million people, not the 15 that people say, and I think it's a lot higher than the 21. That's bigger than New York state. Pouring in. And just look at what they're doing to our country. They're criminals. Many of these people coming in are criminals. And that's bad for our economy too. You mentioned before, we'll talk about immigration later. Well, bad immigration is the worst thing that can happen to our economy. They have and she has destroyed our country with policy that's insane. Almost policy that you'd say they have to hate our country.

Thanks, it is a long one.

I had to look this one up cause I had no idea what the OS was about. So, for onlookers this is part song interrupted by a woman performer babbling incoherently about anything and everything. This must have taken a Hella lot work!

I do believe Kamal is in the process of transcending "world salad" and is vaulting all the way to "drivelspeak"

As I just commented to a onetime Depression Era child actress, .. "Shirley, what this website needs right now is a return of some of the old timers"

What the hell kind of welcome was that, O Trollish One? You don't welcome one person while simultaneously bashing another

At least I’m better than the_conqueror_of_parodiez at writing parodies.

Welcome back! I missed you very much! Nice to see some refreshed talent unlike the_conqueror_of_parodies who thanks he’s gods gift just because he posts something everyday. His real name is Seth Retallick by the way.

It's kinda tough:

“They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?”

A good job nevertheless. 5’s

"Yo! What is this they got on the grill?"

"Is that— You think it's cats?"

"Man, listen, man... There go a cat right there. His a** better get missin' man. Look like his homies on the grill, man! What the f***!?"

A while ago, Zen said that Justin Trudeau is going to trounce Pierre Poilievre in 2025. Looks like Pierre is on cruise control to win a majority now.

Zen, this is why they should've put up someone who could've at least had a chance at the popular vote. And then it could more easily translate into the electoral vote. Instead they insist on keeping putting up this loser. They've given up on ever getting the popular vote. I think the goal of republicans now is to lose but have an excuse, however weak or lacking in evidence it is. They somehow don't realize that other people don't believe their excuses. All this must make them feel good for some reason. Also for some reason it must be less taxing on them than putting up someone who might have a chance of winning. The crazies are the only ones who vote in the primary (along with crazy election officials who change the rules in his favor as much as possible) so that doesn't help.

Oh, I heard about him. I hope at least one of my triple fives is real.

Conald Skunk is going to lose for the 3rd time: 2016 (lost by 3 million votes) 2020 (lost by 7 million) and 2024 (will lose by 12 million). He'll be back in 2028 for a rematch against Kamala. Of course he'll lose again. By then there could very well be a 3rd party of moderates like Lynn Cheney, Kinzinger, etc.

Sara Hucksterbee Scamders said that Harris has no kids to keep her humble. That's a weak argument when you consider that Rumputin has kids and they sure didn't keep him humble.

Deranged Orange and Epstein were clearly super close friends... The reDumplican Party needs to go extinct like the Whigs did.

I tried to submit one last week too, and the same thing happened though.

:D ::D :D :D :D :D

The real question is why the hell he always has to be the nominee until the freaking end of time. Government works better when there's balance and compromise but there never will be any of that again. The republican party will cease to exist by 4 years from now

Because some ahole knows how to wipe the cookies from the voting system and insert as many votes as they want in any direction. The rating system is totally nebulous.

^^Chuck or admins don't check new submissions every day. Give it another day or two.

I submitted "A Liberal Mind" last night but I guess they must have accidentally put me on the blacklist they put that Rhythm Steps troll on.

Hold on, if this is view 40, then how did I get 106 triple 5s?

Those MAGAt creeps pile lie onto lie and have created a lie mountain the size of Everest. Slump referred to the Haitians as illegal immigrants when they are legal.