@MAGA - can I suggest therapy? You obviously have issues.

@"Reality" - you wouldn't recognise reality if it were buggering you with a pineapple. Copy/pasting screeds you haven't fully read and definitely haven't understood because you might have realised just how much nonsensical tosh you have posted.

@Ag :-)

@ZAB ...er, yup??

@Otto - and Elon is an anagram of "lone", but not convinced of the significance :-)

...and to the guy pretending to be me: why?

great parody extremely funny

This is plagiarized by Connor Banjoper!

Some out of the box parodying here for sure

That was inspired, Great One :)

Better Elon Musk as acting president than that Jill woman who changed Joe's diaper three times every day

Go back to your fellow baby-butchering child-molesting pedofaggotranny-pandering Soros-rimming free-speech-hating far-left fascists on Bluesky, Britcunt loser.

YEE

PAINT

PEACH TEAM

ICE ICE BABY

Leftist Officials Move To Delay British Elections As Their Approval Ratings Collapse

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/leftist-officials-move-delay-british-elections-their-approval-ratings-collapse

One of the most revealing narratives that surfaced during the 2024 US election campaign was the argument from establishment journalists that the Constitution and the voting system might be allowing "too much freedom" for the general public. How can this be true? Progressive activists claim that voter choice can be manipulated by abuses of free speech (disinformation) and that without controls on that speech the Constitution essentially has a built in self destruct mechanism.

Outlets like the New York Times made these arguments specifically in reference to the presidential bid of Donald Trump. Trump, leftists assert, represents the rise of "far-right fascism" in America and the normal rules of the democratic process no longer apply. They argue that he must be stopped at all costs.

One could dismiss all this rhetoric as the coping and seething of sore losers, but it goes well beyond that.

The self destructing democracy theory would be interesting, except that it's driven completely by the arrogance, elitism and biases of political leftists hellbent on keeping power for themselves. When a group of people believes that they represent the totality of the "greater good" and that their ideas should never be questioned or challenged because to do so is akin to heresy, that's what we call zealotry. This is exactly what progressives have become - So much so that across the western world they have deemed themselves righteous enough to delay or sabotage the election process.

We covered this problem in detail in our recent article Democracy Is Dead: A Coup Against Right Wing Movements Is Underway In Europe, focusing primarily on the exploitation of fearmongering over Russia in order the overturn the recent Romanian election in which a "right wing" candidate won the first round. The rise of populist and conservative movements has triggered a progressive and globalist scramble to shut down or silence opposition parties and prevent them from winning elections fair and square.

This trend has extended into the UK, with the British Labour Party making a move to delay local elections for up to a year using a bizarre loophole. The ploy comes at a time when the public approval ratings for Prime Minister Keir Starmer and the Labour Party are at record lows.

Through a process of "reorganization" of local councils into larger regional bodies, Labour says annual elections (held in May) could be delayed up to a year in order to give local governments time to handle mergers. The timing could not be more suspect; Labour candidates are considered unelectable in most quarters of England and the leftists are certain to lose significant power.

According to recent surveys only 26% of Britons think Starmer is doing a good job. Over 53% are disappointed with the Labour Party and the rest are unsure. The reasons for the unpopularity are obvious - Starmer has gone full authoritarian with the utter destruction of British free speech. Native English people are not allowed to criticize third world immigration programs or political officials and such comments online are likely to inspire a visit from police. Protests against open immigration have been essentially banned, with many fearing arrest simply for participating.

The problem for the political left is that they have spent the better part of the past four years pontificating about how they are the "guardians of democracy" while the right wing is a threat to free elections. They can't be authoritarian and also allow normal elections to continue. The public will simply vote them out of office at the first opportunity. They will have to destroy the very democracy they claim to defend.

These kinds of polling numbers signal the death knell of a political party and the leftists know it. Nigel Farage's Reform Party which launched in 2018 is on the rise, meaning progressive and globalist programs to forcefully introduce thousands of third world migrants into every rural and semi-rural county could be disrupted. Furthermore, Reform leaders could also disrupt Starmer's programs of censorship and intimidation, which is the only tool the Labour has left to stay in control.

Leftists suggest that the common voter cannot be trusted to elect officials with their best interests in mind; they have to be forced to vote the "right" way (for leftist candidates). The next stage is, of course, to delay or end elections altogether when the majority of the public is at odds with the ruling party's agenda.

leon moskow is gonna make dementia conald skunk his beach. ;-p

And I think that's funny that felons can't travel to Canada, yet Trudeau puts a convicted felon - Steven Guilbeault on his cabinet as Environment Minister.

Maybe there's hope, Oh Beseecher of TCOP, there's hasn't been an entry into that foaming-at-the-mouth hatefest between Phil Ossifer and whoever the Phuck that other loon is for 6 days. Has there been some intervention by Mgt? Let's hope so .... And while we're at it, let's deal with MR CAPS HIMSELF. Bout time to put MIKE in Time Out for another 6 months

Thanks Phil, you done good.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Trudeau still did obeisance.

Let us not forget that Trudeau went down South because felons aren't allowed to travel to Canada.. Hail #vptrump ! Hail #Presidentmusk !

Thanks for your comments ortho otto

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Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!

...or something like that.

Thank you. I was hoping you’d like it.

Musk is an anagram of skum.

That was an awesome jab at Trudeau. 555

Hail #Presidentmusk and #vptrump !

Thanks so much for the comments. I am going to have to squeeze out what I can with regards to Trudeau now that he might be gone sooner than we think (I am thinking it might happen around March). I have a parody saved for when Pierre Poilievre wins

Dementia Donald is Leon Moskow's beach.

I was all set to give you 5's... But someone made me give you 1's

You have inspired me to add a little Trudeau to my song for tomorrow. 5's BTW

@monstermaster13 It was neither of those things. I just didn’t want to be around someone who made fun of others all the time.

Justin should never take offense when people say that he looks like Castro. Fidel was a handsome fella. Just ask Justin's mother

But I'll bet you support everything George Soros has ever funded since he's big into leftism. PS - interesting to see you post a comment on here since you're too cowardly to allow them for your own submissions.

I don't remember pressing anything to make a big smiley show up before I sent my message either. I am very upset right now and do feel it is possible that someone might have messed with my phone. I don't know but I'm confused. Someone else who sent me a text message I was able to text with her just fine. She is in CA though and John is not

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One of the phalanx of billionaire sphincter-lickers.

Correction in the Title: It should be "Justin Doesn't Look Like Daddy"

Yep, pretty weird.

I heard someone talking last night and they said if Kamala was elected it would be four years of what Canada has had to endure under Justin Trudeau, and believe me, you don't want it.

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Triggered much? You should try looking at what you have written, and see just how utterly unhinged it makes you look.

Speak for yourself, Britcunt hypocrite; you pathetic Biden-rimming Eurotrash in your collapsing far-left fascist regimes are in no position to be casting stones at America and its legitimately elected President Trump from those pathetic glass houses of yours.

I tried to send a text message to my brother John Michael Hammond and got a weird response back that I don't think was from him.

This is hilarious.. I mean, the thought that Donny has learned anything from mistakes he won't even admit to making? Comic genius.

All those who can't enjoy singing that are retarded.

Got my vote in before the "please help" troll could post a message!

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Hope Luigi doesn't drop the soap. ;-p

Thank you Lennie, I will check that out.

BTW, great job on the parody. "Santa Claus" is great OS for purposes of parody. When I first started out here, Ramadan and was coinciding with Christmas so I wrote a slew of Ramadan carols and one was "Shari'a Law Is Coming to Town"

You should also check out the one I did about a month ago called "Donald Wins Again" to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Adam Raised a Cain"

Seeing as how you're carrying the ball for MAGA at the moment :) .. Onslaught, you should check out a post I did back in 2018 as Callmelennie entitled "Mega MAGA Post" What you'll see is a parody of "My Guy" by Mary Wells and ""My Girl" by the Temptations. Everytime MAGA gets subbed for "My guy" or "My girl" it's an instant laugh line. I've seen this reaction many times among fellow travelers. Now, these parodies only need slight updating, and I'm too overwhelmed with other things to do both. So perhaps you might retool "My Guy" and I'll get around to "My Girl"

If I read my Ramdom persons correctly, Slaughtman, he's referring to that Trudeau that bears a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro, and bears no resemblance whatsoever to his supposed father, Pierre Trudeau

Which clown were you referring to?

And next year I can read it now "Poilievre will dethrone the clown"

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Ya know, MIKE, next to the jaw dropping derangement of Phil Ossifer and all his sock puppets and George&GermaineBryantfan and all his aliases, your pathologically stupid trick of using ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME is almost a breath of fresh air

Yes, you are.

Oops, looks like I misspelled my own username when I submitted this parody. It’s supposed to be a “t” at the end, not an “f”.

Yes. At least that. Thanks.

At least it's paced and rhymed well.

I'm retarded.

I don't know who is worse--G&GBF and whatever name you change it to, Ned The Clam, Phil Ossifer, Libby, or you. Maybe you are all the same person (if that can be called "person"--more like persons. Sybil? Eh, wot?)

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Thanks for your commenys all.

This song is great. And true.

Yeah he didn't get the OS posted right at the time. I hope he's going to still post here and is not gone for good..

Surprised Ned's parents let him near a keyboard.

You are pretty stupid, Ned.

You a frigging idiot.

Fun fact: this author is deceased.

Go and Make it Snow on Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio and those idiots from Greenpeace

Biden Laden and his son are Both Gone

LADY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

SEE YA

UH UH UH UH

YES

XEBERT XELA

SUPERSIZE IT

N.W.A.

ROAD RASH 3D

MMMMMMMMMM BOP

MMMMM BOP

NELLY

W W E CHAMPIONSHIP

NOW IT'S TIME 4 A BREAKDOWN

JUMPSUIT

...nope. I'm highlighting what's happened (so far) after 5+ months under Labour ...on 5+ months under Labour

There are certain "unwritten rules" to Amiright. For example: If an idea seems obvious to you, it probably seemed obvious to somebody else first, so make sure somebody else hasn't already written it -- or hasn't written it for several years. Also, and I speak from personal experience on this one: Never write an entire parody just to use one great line. I once turned "Hotel California" into a song about "The Lion King," because I just HAD to use the line, "And in the royal chambers, they gather for the feast. They stabbed it with their steely claws, and they just ate wildebeest!"

Let me get this straight: Britain had the Tories in charge for 14 years, and you're blaming all this on 5 months of Labour? Even Premier League referees aren't dumb enough to believe that!

BREAK IT DOWN

Philster, please. As today is Saturday, I’m spending yet another Saturday at Trans-Allied making sure you have your @$$ handed to you. You must assuredly get offended by me and my subjects 24/7. Otherwise you wouldn’t be commenting on my entries all the time. Also, you’ve obviously forgotten that it’s been months since I last referenced the Gary McNamara story. The two-year anniversary of him telling that on the radio is December 21st. Lastly, I’m fine without having a wife and kids. I wouldn’t know how to have a relationship with them anyway. And I’m too stupid to think of a response to your slander against Sally Eilers, so I guess you win? Solid effort there, fake philosopher.

WRONGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think the low IQ award should go to someone who wants to wish a mostly skeletonized corpse "Happy Birthday". Blah blah, wife, blah blah kids, IOW things that will never be a part of your life.

I’d love to know why you wasted five minutes to post yet another worthless comment, so once again I feel obligated to respond to you. How many narratives do you think I need? We’ve got the offended narrative, the ‘tard anthem playbook, the Gary McNamara BS plus the Grandpa Magic tactic, not to mention the others of course. Also, your low IQ showed its true self when you slandered Sally Eilers because I have the gall to even think that she’s a lovely looking woman, let alone wish her a happy birthday. Be lucky I’m even wasting my time on you this Friday the 13th. In the meantime, I remain fortunate that I’ll never have to see your dumb face, your ugly wife or your disgusting kids in person. Get lost.

Autistic people and low-IQ morons are the same thing, and on this board there’s no exceptions. We’ve got Sucks@AmIRight, the “Please Help” fellator, Tokusou Sentai Blessranger and of course, the board’s Joe Penner, G&GBF. I’m sorry your son will never grow up to have a normal life. Too bad you got offended by it. Darrrrrrr.

What in the actual FLYING F*** does all of this garbage in the comments have to do with Chris Wolvies' decent parody song. Chris, you done good. I didn't get all of the references, but I am an old man who forgets stuff easily, I quesiton the pacing on some of it, but I totally respect your work, because I can see that you worked hard on this, unlike some of the other things that are passing for "parody" here over the past year. Bless you for keeping the spirit alive. 555

With 100% sincerity, as I am the father of an autistic child, I take offense at your usage of the phrase "autistic" in this context. It is my understanding that there are a handful of contributors to this site who are on the spectrum and do have creative and witty talent. I fully realize I have no power to stop you from doing so, and you might not give a flying f*** but I would appreciate if you consider how you convey your thoughts in a public forum and refrain from lumping autistics into the same category as this jagoff who has ruined this web site. I do give you the full breadth of your lexical powers to continue to berate this ASS**** however way you wish as this s***show continues. Cheers.

I'd love to know why you get up at that hour as you've never mentioned any kind of job. My workday is 4:00 AM - 1:00 PM, which I love. Here's some irony: one of the things I've repeated ad nauseum is your inability to recognize the obvious even when it's been pointed out dozens of times. The primary reason is you need the narrative to have something to build on. For example, Phil Ossifer is a pun, not a job title; I don't get "offended" by your stupid songs or hyper-repeated subjects, I just mock you for being unable to get past them; I'm far from the only one mocking your 'tard anthem, just the loudest. As for you "spreading awareness", have the good folks of Kansas thanked you for saving them from the Nawtzee scourge that is Germanfest? Solid effort there, citizen. No one else would call themselves "the board's Joe Penner", so it didn't even take your brain capacity to figure it out, and lastly, I quit reading TCOP's stuff ages ago, so it looks like I left you a playground where you can 'tard out to your heart's content without fear of negative commentary.

Just to be clear, I’m sure most of you would rather have a whole day of bad luck rather than hear about G&GBF’s Joe Penner tactic for the 8,000th time, but he’s really here to represent the low-IQ folks and autistic kids on the internet who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they “fit in” with creative, witty people. Please allow them to live out their delusions as they’re all they’ve got.

Oh and, “Please help bobpiecheese”: that comment above that included the line “He can stick his lightsaber up my P@SSY!!!!!” was without a doubt the most cogent reply you’ve ever posted. I wish you well with your Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation career. To be sure, to be sure…

Hey board members: are you still holding out on our “take” on the Obi-Wan Kenobi fellating? Sure, just sit there and do nothing while some anonymous board member dreams of hugging TCOP’s phallus because he has no accomplishments of his own. (No, I am NOT the “please help Obi-Wan” poster.) Plus, you’ve obviously forgotten that I’m branding myself as the board’s Joe Penner, as a counterpoint to the stupid-ass TCOP/Obi-Wan Kenobi contention. Puhleeze Halp Uzz can have his Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation fantasies and I’ll have ducks to sell all across the board. I ran for president of this site once, and held a honest, rational debate against Obi-Wan Tee-Co-Pee (TCOP). I’ll do it again if I have to. As Joe Penner would say: Oh, wo-ho-ho is me. Wo-ho-ho is me…

Hey Fake Philosopher, I’ve been up since 4 AM this morning. I’ve done more in the nine hours since then today than you’ve ever done, or ever will do, in your entire life. Looks like you caught onto my tactics today. Didja see all the fellating going on in TCOP’s “Bad” entry? Toxic sexuality all over a board member who eats Cheetos and cosplays as a Star Wars character. As regards this entry, I noticed you once again failed to comprehend the subject matter at all, which is all about the various tropes I’ve used on AmIRight throughout the years. Think back to all the times you got offended by my ideas and fixations, when all I was trying to do was spread awareness about them. Or think back to when you slandered a +/- 100-year-old song because you’re too cowardly to admit that the songs from back then had more creativity than all other genres in music history COMBINED. Lastly, still holding out on our “take” on the Obi-Wan Kenobi fellating? Sure, just sit there and do nothing while some anonymous board member dreams of hugging TCOP’s phallus because he has no accomplishments of his own. (No, I am NOT the “please help Obi-Wan” poster.) Plus, you’ve obviously forgotten that I’m branding myself as the board’s Joe Penner, as a counterpoint to the stupid-ass TCOP/Obi-Wan Kenobi contention. Puhleeze Halp Uzz can have his Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation fantasies and I’ll have ducks to sell all across the board. As Joe Penner would say: Oh, wo-ho-ho is me. Wo-ho-ho is me…

Part of the satire is having Cat in his new Muslim sensibility reprise his "hippie-dippy" Cat Steven songs. I went to a Jesuit High School, and my Junior "English" Teacher was a Commie in Jesuit's clothing who kept going on and on about Stevens ad nauseum, as if Cat were the second coming of the Christ who would bring a new era of sweetness and light. So when this same dude turns Muslim and talked about how blasphemers of Islam should be killed ...

And you forgot to mention about the_conqueror_of_parodies always cleaning out the cookies to give all the bogus multiples-of-15 votes.

BANG BANG POW POW BANG BANG

Funny and Sad because it's all too true.

^^^^^Looks like George&GermaineBriantFan is up and awake at the group home. If I heard correctly, he gets a star on his wall chart if he makes doo-doo and none of it ends up in his pants. I'm not sure what happens when he tries to eat it, other than influencing what he writes, such as his cowardly insistence on posting under other people's names instead of George&GermaineBriantFan. Here's a thought: Try using the names of all the family members who've disowned you. That should last you a good ten years.

That right there is funny. I don’t care who you are! 5’s

Same thing.

I’m starting to wonder if the “You are our only hope” poster is automatically posting these with a spam-bot system, seeing as it’s the same speech every single time with slight variations. Guess he took a page (the only page, actually) from the RhythmSteps playbook. Did we mention how much of a loser this guy is?

Hey ‘fag-tard G&GBF, find someone’s entry to f**k with. I’ll let you all figure out who has less reason to live, but don’t involve me.

Knock it off, you naaasty man. We don’t wanna hear it!!!

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You a liar! I love bobpiecheese and he is the only hope to save me from my deluzionzzz!!!!!! He is an hero and the Obi-Wan Kenobi of our board. When he posts a new entry like this one I jerk off to it. I wanna marry this guy and **** him in his Cheetos-covered Obi-Wan costume. He can stick his lightsaber up my P@SSY!!!!! Engage me bobpiecheese engage me?!?!!?!!? I LOVE TCOP’S PH@LLUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, WE GET IT: You’re the Obi-Wan Kenobi of this board and you want us to know how great you are in your Cheetos-covered Obi-Wan costume, and how “you are our only hope”. Even the board’s Joe Penner wouldn’t stoop this low. Please tell your proxy b¡tch “Puhleeze halp TCOP” to quit being a coward and stop his ridiculous, repeatedly recycled commentary with sexual fantasies expressed in it. If you won’t do it for me, do it for the board’s Joe Penner. Don’t never do that!

...oh, sorry, did I say Stalin's Britain? I meant Starmer's Britain

Gosh, the OS, tropes, rhyming and matching patterns are swell. 555 as always!!!

Just to be clear, I’m sure most of you would rather have a whole day of bad luck rather than hear about me talk about New Year’s Rockin’ Eve for the 8,000th time, but I’m here to represent the low-IQ folks and autistic kids on the internet who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they “fit in” with creative, witty people. Please allow us to live out our delusions as they’re all we’ve got.

Oh my gosh, tomorrow is Friday the 13th!

Thanks for your comment STFU

STFU ALREADY.

quart, the person who oned you is probably jealous and to stupid to even try to write a good parody for themselves.

yes

quart you aren't really that upset are you?

I'm done here.

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Even you would have to admit I have a far more extensive vocabulary than you, but search as I might, I couldn’t find “strached”anywhere. Did it exist as a word when your worm-bait fantasy woman was alive? As regards that and your other fantasies, feel free to indulge ourself with images of the past while I spend my life with a real live woman. As far as “stealing your commentary”, it’s hardly stealing if I take what was already mine to begin with.

You naaaaasty man!!!! You got us again. What a racist construct -- "I'm curious if he was a black rapper in a past life as he certainly likes to "sample"." No blacks here. I have no comprehension of my "ancistree" or whatever the f*** it's called. Didja check out my two entries on Monday? Positive comments from other contributors. Steal my commentary all you want, but you'll never know that feeling in this lifetime. Still holding out on listening to Rhythm Steps for the first time? I've just played it for the 18,542th time. You've got some catching up to do. And it's not midnight yet, so you still have time to wish Sally Eilers a happy-nappy birthday! Think that philospher brain of yours can comprehend it? If you do she'll striptease for you for free as your wife is strached to a chair in the background. And Gary McNamara is a f***ing genius for what he said 50 years ago. Oh, wo-ho-ho is me, wo-ho-ho is me!!

Thanks for your comments CML and Michael Corleone

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, now appearing as the virtually unknown Joe Penner, tries to reply with more copy/paste garbage. I'm curious if he was a black rapper in a past life as he certainly likes to "sample". OTOH, claiming that I did anything but loathe the "Grandpa Magic" stuff is an outright lie. It takes a lot to be worse than daily repeats of your Retard Anthem, but you found a way. I see you're still incapable of writing commentary without stealing, whether it's phrases (take a gold star out of the sticker book) or user names (Ned the clam) Unlike you, the real Ned the clam could spell "fellating" (you wrote "felatting Gary M) which is no surprise coming from someone who also said "the word "sex disorder" comes into play." I count two words, but maybe I've been "out-philosophied" by someone unfamiliar with English that doesn't appear in pop-up books.

Thanks for your comments all.

Talk about things that don’t sink in — part XXLVIII. Going by your opening monologue above, it’s clear that you obviously have nothing going for you in this life, and it’s highly unlikely you ever will. Can you provide one example where I exhibit racism? Pretty sure you’re gonna strike out here. Gary has no effect on my life whatsoever, but it’s obvious his “cowboy hoedown” saga only appeals to you ‘cuz it was the height of Gary’s creativity, and you’re still hoping you’ll have a similar moment someday. Dream on, it ain’t happening. Also, nothing regarding Grandpa Magic was witty or original in any way. You didn’t even bother to listen to the album, feeling that warning us against the “dangers” of Ed Wynn was too important to go through the trouble of listening to said album. Darrrrrrrr. As regards the blessed Briants, they’re probably laughing hysterically at your delusion instead of thinking that you’re their slave. I’ve never seen anyone worship such an irrelevant and insignificant group of people. Lastly, all I know about Sally Eilers is that she’s a has-been from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about her whatsoever, whereas “fellating” seems to be a you thing. I think the word “sex disorder” comes into play here. You can continue jerking off to geezer gals and I’ll spend time with my wife. Darrrrrrr indeed.

@Please help, as opposed to what? Fellating a parody writer every day? Expressing your Star Wars/Board Hero masturbation fantasies on a public board. Most of us are pretty well are about your semen-filled underwear. Do you jerk off to this stuff because you need to validation? Get back to me on that one once you’ve stopped hugging TCOP’s phallus. Darrrrrrrrr.

Being a Wednesday, it obviously didn’t occur to you that I had to do this today to fill out the time in my otherwise worthless day. Other than listening to Rhythm Steps and punching the lights out of Ugly Stinky Clownhead (My version of Joe Biden’s “Corn Pop” character) there isn’t much time for much else. Well, that and jerking off to Carole Lombard for the third time that day. Using your racist construct, you’re the one going on a jag today. You have no idea what I actually go through on a daily basis but I’ll bet even you could figure out what I go out of my way to avoid. Think back to all the times when you got offended over Gary McNamara 24/7, calling me gay (I’m not) for wanting to “fellate” him because of what he said half a century ago, or when you took the side of Satan and thought that Grandpa Magic was the greatest invention ever created. Newsflash: Ed Wynn is a f###ing idiot. I haven’t heard his voice in ten years and I’m not going back on my word just to listen to an album he made near the end of his life to pay for healthcare bills. Hint: all those claims of “Germanfest” idiocy are me projecting personal trauma onto a news reporter so I don’t have to feel sorry for myself every day. Oh, and both your trite comments suck today, and not just because they’re virtually the same thing. Speaking of desperate, have you gotten desperate enough to sell your soul to the Briants? This is what you have to resort to when you’re a talentless hack who destroyed all his relationships with his family and is a 62-IQ moron. Lastly, I wanna congratulate a happy heavenly birthday to Sally Eilers, whom you’ve slandered multiple times on this board because you can’t live with the fact that I have a classy taste in women. I have no interest in felatting Gary McNamara whatsoever, but I’ll gladly see Sally in a swimsuit. Once again you’ve proved yourself to be the king of fake philosophers. Go ahead and take a gold star out of the sticker book. You have definitely out-philosophied today.

Holy cow, George&GermaineBriantFan, are you really that starved for attention? Other than Arch Vile's comment, everything above looks like you went back and found a bunch of old comments then went on a hyper-copy/pasting jag. Here's how people know the difference between you and me: unlike you, I don't have to rehash material for commentary. If you had any friends they would point that out.

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at reprising the top news stories of 2024, but it’s not really a year-end jibjab if you don’t stick to the eight topics I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people couldn’t get enough of my Germanfest idiocy, the hypocrisy of grade-school kids pooping their pants over Simone Biles at an Olympic watch party, or the joy of one thing a talk show host said half a century ago (Yee-haw), not to mention the others of course, and all set to great-grandpa music of course. Don’t make me come back there.

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You NAAAAAAASTY man!!!!! Don’t never dooooo that!!!!! Oh, wo-ho-ho is me! I don’t never wanna see you post another Obi-Wan comment ever again. There’s only one hope for this site, and that is the board’s Joe Penner. To be sure, to be sure! Oh, and…YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?????? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!!! Keep dreaming, you naaaaasty man!!!!!!

AHMYGERD AHMYGERD AHMYGERD I LUV U BOBPIECHEESE!!!!! You are the only hope for our site to continue existing and your the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the board!!! Will you marry me please!!! Please!! Please!!! Pretty please with sugar on top???? We can both wear Obi-Wan Kenobi costumes and eat Cheetos while you type away pounding out yet another amazing cum-worthy entry. I wanna have your babies bobpiecheese!!!! Did I mention you are our only hope????? I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE THE FORCE, BOBPIECHEESE!!!!! Yee-haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…aww, d*mnit, I cummed all over the laptop again. MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!?!????!!!!ONEELVENTY!!!!!!!!!

AV, this is just YKW using my name to post. If you really want to turn him on, use Rhythm Steps for your year-end review and change only eight words from the original song. Hey, if it works the first 7,000 times…Speaking of which, I have no doubt we’ll be getting a ridiculous entry from Tardsy for New Year’s Eve. Knowing him, it will likely just be a rehash of random events from this year and setting it to great-grandpa music. I’d love to see his year-end “take” on the Germanfest “end of the world” celebration, various fans’ reactions to Simone Biles or the joys of shooting the UnitedHealthCare CEO. To quote the board’s biggest megatard: “Dream on, it ain’t happening.”

Don't worry about the year-end review song posts. I've been doing that for awhile. I'll pick up the slack. Though I won't be using American Pie as a template song.

The Disassociative Personality Disorder Circus has returned to drown us all in their multi-RhythmSteps vats of unfunny, sub-moronic, and boring textual diarrhea.

^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan;, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.

So I’m curious - did the Briants know you were a double-digit IQ lump who couldn’t come up with an original thought at gunpoint? Also, which takes longer, doing your daily 6-word change to your ‘tard anthem or finding which past quotes from others you want to copy/paste for the day? What’s it like to never receive a positive comment? You ought to be trying to collect those as they’re far rarer than everything else you steal.

G&GBF;, steal much? You couldn't have come up with anything as clever as this comment war on your own if your life depended on it. Here's hoping it does. I have no IQ? I'll match mine against yours any day especially since I'm not the one who has to steal comments and ideas from other posters, let alone fixate on some forgotten song from the distant past. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect a Welsh accent from text. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS. Simple as the day is long…

Oh and I am the Obi-Wan Kenobi of this board!!! Anyone who thinks otherwise must be SILENCED!!!!!!!! Now if you excuse me, I have to dust the Cheetos off of my Obi-Wan costume and jerk off to Alec Guinness as my Star Wars hero. Darrrrrrrrrr.

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

I'd love to have a psychologist explain what would motivate someone to not only continually post rehashed repeats, but also post their own comments afterward. G&GBF; seems to be fully aware that he's on a board filled with bright, creative people, but he is definitely not one of them. His glaring lack of wit and creativity set him apart as someone not even worthy of a participation trophy, hence, his only resort is to poop in the punchbowl and try and convince himself that what he does is clever in its own way.

This portrays exactly how the Islamists are - on the outside debating and talking and on the inside, bloodthirsty murderers who want world domination.

That's a true story, Kay. It actually did snow once in Phoenix in CML's lifetime for about 20 minutes .. between 12:32 PM and 12:53PM on Feb 3, 1964. Bruno Tattaglia told Pop all about it; Thats how I know

This brings me back to my childhood days of yore in Phoenix when I spent frolicking in the Sonoran desert snow. There was this one time ( and I do mean ONE time) when it snowed so hard, we, meaning every kid in my neighborhood, managed to make a single snowball. Sadly, before we could pick a kid to throw it at, it had already melted

Thanks for your comment Did You Know…

1. ...TCOP has zilch to do with everything the complainers don't like about this site?

2. ...that there are no Russian bots visiting this site?

3. ....if there were any such shenanigans going on, the visitors logs would show the IP addresses of TCOP/Russian bots repeatedly paying visits to these parodies?

4. ...repeatedly cleaning out cookies and then voting again DOESN'T WORK?

5. ...only the site's moderators (who also have access to those visitors logs) actually have the power to delete comments (e.g. the "please help" spammer)?

You fool no one. You need the attention so you can continue to post this stupid stuff every day. Are you sure we can’t be interested in offering pool-cleaning supplies? IIRC you have considerable expertise in this matter. Darrrrrrrr.

Na, that would suck

I don't listen to people tell me how to be me and I do what I want.

unusual things happing on my computer, oh well. I now have the idea that the project I am now calling 4 people instead of 10 now will be done in January. I know what plants I want for attracting butterflies and will probably be seeding them, but it defiantly looks like I have another month or two before needing to start. Hmm, some Christmas parody of an author and some other author that eats pizza. Wonder if they're still here?

Hey dorsal orifice, quite using my name for your retard repeat-a-phons.

Wow, looks like you actually figured that one out for once. Because I lack the ability to come up with anything creative, let alone original comebacks, I will just say you got us again. Now take the time to listen to the OS for once and get back to me. Can you sense the intellectual disability in every aspect and word? Darrrrrrrr.

Well, Mikey, you could do that one yourself. I’d love to see it.

If someone is going to do a fake me, at least be a clever faker. And he ( or is it actually me?) was, in my opinion (or is it his opinion?) He was clearly being sardonic, and he used a word from that era, "swell" to make clear the sardonicity (is that a real word?) of his post. So either way, good post

And do you recall the most unfaithful wife of all: Maggie Trudeau, since she cheated on Pierre with Fidel

For at least ONCE, you're on to something Mike. What did Trump see in that washed out dishwater blonde crone. He was married to Marla Maples, and them becomes a Rider on the Stormy? I wouldn't have done her with my worst enemy's dick

So don't direct your parodies at people who won't educate themselves about what is actually going on, Onslaught .. that the Kamala campaign pissed away about a billion dollars on God knows what; it certainly wasn't on effective campaigning

Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you make me sad I gave you 5’s on your song.

@Jay S .. This is even funnier than it is well paced, so what the F... are you talking about? ..... I'm checking this out, Porf, because I'm thinking of a second take on "Joe Greene" closer to the actual theme of the OS ... where a run of the mill Offensive Lineman is begging Joe Greene to take it easy on him

PRO TIP: Indignant political commentary under a fake name is only effective when the rest of the world actually knows what you are railing against.

But you don't recall the most unfaithful husband of all: Donald Trump.

They let that nazi Penny off, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder how Der Orange Furhrer will pay off his past-due bills? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why thank me, Ryan Seacrest? You copy/pasted them. Oh, and referencing Grandpa Magic is a stroke of…ehh, what’s the opposite of genius? Oh well, just call it par for the course for Ryan Seacrest 2.0. Darrrrrrr.

Thank you Duc4AmIRight and * for your comments.

Sorry to see that the_conqueror_of_parodies had been cleaning out the cookies on this.

Nice move moron. You posted a fake comment under CML’s name bringing this to everyone’s attention, which no one would have otherwise noticed. Or else you are the author themselves. Either way, you are a fuel-to-fire method friggin’ idiot.

Goodness, someone is desperate for attention today. Looks like you’re end up spending New Year’s alone snorting copium and honoring the singular seminal moment in your life with grade school lyrics. The entire website braces with fear for your inevitable New Year’s ‘tard drop.

Thank you Please help bobpiecheese and * for your comments.

But who will save us from inane private joke comments such as yours?

Gosh, the rhyming and matching patterns are swell. 555

Delightfully clever! I loved it.

bobpiecheese, you along with Duc4AmIRight, quart milkster and Onslaught are the only authors who submit a parody everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the bogus votes and Phil Ossifer comments. Please help by leaving good comments on the said parody authors. You are our only help bobpiecheese

Sadly there wasn't even the consolation of a House win or avoidance of a Senate loss.

He is a pip alright.

You have a Backache and Who'll Stop the Pain?

I'm a piece of s***.

Pretty relatable, especially during winter where before it snows the weather can get cold and dry. That can really get things going with your respiratory system.

That Everett Dirksen, what a kidder! Amirite, Onslaught?

Of course, Slaught-man, back when I said that, a billion dollars WAS real money. Nowadays, you need a billion just to tip the kid manning the f*****g French Fries station at McDonalds. Money itself isn't real anymore

JANET - DAVE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS ONE DAVE - BABY YOU KNOW I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU JANET - HA HA LETS GO

MIKE ROTCH HAS ANYBODY SEEN MIKE ROTCH LATELY?

Well, you do have a uniquely FEMALE perspective in your verses that none of us guys have, and none of us guys can match you in your bailiwick. You have a different style .. women in general have a different style and sensibility in comedy. I have four brothers and four sisters. Some things that will slay a bro will be off-putting to a sis. And what a sis will ROFL at won't get any reaction from a bro

SORRY

the weird al song was called stop dragging my car around

i did it!

the weird al song was called stop dragging my car around

IN A GADDA DA VIDA

12:00

AYYYYYYYYYY

YES

GET ME OUTTA HERE

YES

THE SONG IS CALLED I'M ALRIGHT

MOMMY

DON'T BE THE BLIND 2 THE BIG SURPRISE SWIMMING ROUND AND ROUND LIKE THE DEADLY HANDS OF A RADIUM CLOCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL

Let's make it political and say that MAGAts are dust mites that they Left is allergic to?

bobpiecheese, you along with Duc4AmIRight, quart milkster and Onslaught are the only authors who submit a parody everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the bogus votes and Phil Ossifer comments. Please help by leaving good comments on the said parody authors. You are our only help bobpiecheese.

MAGA predictably misses the point once again.

"I, on the other hand, only pretend to be tough and powerful on a movie set."

https://x.com/Notmyfault99/status/1795619370548506793

Yeah, Libby: you did.

Somebody got triggered ^^ . Oh my!

Go back to your safe space with the baby-butchering child-molesting goose-stepping pedofaggotranny vermin of Bluesky, loser.

10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-drastic-changes-kash-patel-will-make-in-fbi

Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he's planning on some big changes. Here are 10 of the most drastic new initiatives coming to the bureau:

1. All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats, carrying snub-nose revolvers, and saying "see?" after every statement: Presentation matters, see?

2. Cancel all current plans to assassinate Donald Trump: But cool trenchcoats first.

3. All of Melania's underwear recovered during the Mar A Lago raid must be returned: They've had it long enough.

4. From now on, all agents must submit a written request before grooming a mass shooter: Finally, a return to common sense MKUltra policies.

5. X-Files to be reopened: Agents therein now report directly to the president.

6. New Applicants must weigh under 400 pounds: This is a step in the right direction for fitness requirements.

7. The Chief Officer of Quadriplegic Black Lesbian Representation will be fired: No severance package.

8. Remove all 850 wiretaps at Mar-a-Lago: It's a waste of resources since Trump publicly shares everything anyway.

9. Agents are now required to arrest pedophiles: This is a new, cutting-edge idea in criminal justice.

10. No more work retreats at Epstein Island: Kash Patel is such a party pooper.

bobpiecheese, you along with Duc4AmIRight, quart milkster and Onslaught are the only authors who submit a parody everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the bogus votes and Phil Ossifer comments. Please help by leaving good comments on the said parody authors. You are our only help bobpiecheese.

"Let’s help them move to Italy" Guess this writer doesn't know Italy now has a far right Prime Minister Meloni. Not as bad as the magas, but still. I'm okay in a deep blue city-state, but if the magas take over here I'll move to Britain, France, or Scandinavia. Where will magas move after we beat them in '26 & '28? Putin's Russia I presume?

Thanks Phil! We definitely want to do "Have Yourself a Pagan sort of Christmas" and we're also looking at "Twas the Morning of Christmas".

Oh wow...totally appreciate the shout out, CML Progress Report...and am blushing at your review of my work...even if I am (was?) only the funniest FEMALE parodist on the site. Advice for you, Elene...don't worry about following my lead...and don't let anyone tell you how to do anything...least of all how to be funny...(as a female?)...you do you, girl! Keep writing!!

Thanks Matthias and Rob Arndt

Thanks everyone

Thanks all.

Thanks Amanda

Thanks for your comments all, especially to my lover Agrimorfee

...Commeny Cleaner, I can see you have been cleaning out the comments as well as the cookies

Thanks for your comment Captain Obv!ous

Nice copy/paste, Obi-Wan! You keep bowing down to the Force every day and………you’ll go nowhere. Didja see that the “Y’all our only hope” comments BS has returned from a brief hiatus? Maybe you could wear your Obi-Wan Kenobi costume and prove us all wrong. Or not. Either way, Joe Penner smokes anything you could ever hope to be.

I see my comment comes about 20 years after the rest of the others. I heard the crack whore part when musing over the original folk song. Just did a google search and came across your dandy naughty parody. I love Pete Seeger. I was lucky enough to have been born to a father who was a big folk music fan. So this song and others have been floating in my mind for decades. I know Pete would probably be smiling to hear this funny little colorful take to his original. Thanks for sharing!

Incidentally this is my facebook page if anyone is interested: https://www.facebook.com/seth.retallick

I am bobpiecheese. Also known as the_conqueror_of_parodies on AmiRight. Also also known as Tha-C on DeviantArt. Also also also known as Sethery to my friends IRL, Choppy to my Dad, Seth to anyone else, and a variety of insults by my younger brother Jabez (aka Fathead). Me likee Transformers, song parodies, song mashups, music that isn't country (though I'm not a big fan of metal), British comedy eg Red Dwarf, Young Ones and Blackadder, stand-up comedy (in particular Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey, and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember. I like to think of myself as the least likely person to claim that something is ruined FOREVER!!1. When I don't think of myself as a spastic moron who is inexplicably considered awesome by some people, that is I is Australian, and I hate the common Australian stereotype, particularly that bloody accent. ...and I'm out.

Thanks all

I note that "Capta¡n Obv¡ous" here is using upside down exclamation points for the "i"s in his name; maybe to keep his comments from being automatically filtered out?

Thanks fore your comments everyone.

Thanks for your comments The Real Phil Offiser, The Devil To pay, The Devil You Know, Grandpa Magic Sucks and L.D. Obblo.

There has always been a conservative faction, but it wasn't this bad when Obama was President. The internet and civility in general has changed in these past years. Now it's a pro-arsehole website. :(

^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan;, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.

George&GermaineBriantFan supplying comments for his own entry. Raise your hand if you're surprised.

So I’m curious - did the Briants know you were a double-digit IQ lump who couldn’t come up with an original thought at gunpoint? Also, which takes longer, doing your daily 6-word change to your ‘tard anthem or finding which past quotes from others you want to copy/paste for the day? What’s it like to never receive a positive comment? You ought to be trying to collect those as they’re far rarer than everything else you steal.

Hey 'Tard, thanks for continuing to showcase my "greatest hits" from past comments. Couple things: I have no mind of my own? I know you're slow (boy am I being kind there), but for the 1,000th time, which one of us copies the other? I'll save you some time. That'd be you. And if it was all mindless regurgitation, why are you always so eager to copy so much of it? You then top yourself by suggesting that I should strive for excellence. Even that addlepated mind of yours should have sensed the massive hypocrisy in that, given what you post here on a regular basis. Compare your garbage to my Stevie Wonder parody the other day and even you would have to admit it smokes anything you could ever hope to write. Lastly, have one of the attendants at your group home explain the funny part about the radio station I mentioned recently (WTFC). Hint: it's an acronym, and definitely applies to all your retellings of the horrors of an Ed Wynn impersonator destroying any hope for the future of Kansas by his heinous actions.

^^^^^Once again, to no one's surprise, you copy/pasted this from yet another one of your paltry "parodies" 'cuz you seem to think having other people's comments will make you seem relevant. That will never happen in your lifetime because you've shown yourself to be a shallow, brainless hack too many times to count. Oh, still waiting on an answer regarding how your non-reunion with the Briants went.

G&GBF;, steal much? You couldn't have come up with anything as clever as this comment war on your own if your life depended on it. Here's hoping it does. I have no IQ? I'll match mine against yours any day especially since I'm not the one who has to steal comments and ideas from other posters, let alone fixate on some forgotten song from the distant past. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect a Welsh accent from text. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Hey George&GermaineBriantFaggot;: This garbage parody is proof that you’re willing to let your opponents say whatever they want, and expose yourself as stupid. This entire parody is a lie. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send. I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.

G&GBF;, do you have an interest in radio beyond your desire to fellate Gary McNamara? I ask because you seem to get off on playing my greatest hits over and over. The one you copy/pasted above certainly goes back awhile. PS Speaking of “all the same”, I’ll bet more people read my comments than read your “parodies”.

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

I'd love to have a psychologist explain what would motivate someone to not only continually post rehashed repeats, but also post their own comments afterward. G&GBF; seems to be fully aware that he's on a board filled with bright, creative people, but he is definitely not one of them. His glaring lack of wit and creativity set him apart as someone not even worthy of a participation trophy, hence, his only resort is to poop in the punchbowl and try and convince himself that what he does is clever in its own way.

Oh joy, somehow the relentless rest home rotter's Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. OTOH, Greta Thunberg would be proud of all the recycling you've done: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Just out of curiosity, does your dictionary even have listings for "originality" or "wit"? I ask because most others try to work those into their parodies, but hey, you do you.

I feel you might be holding back just a little, but I get the gist.

DemoKKKrat celebrity shills are always "threatening" to move away (usually to Canada) if they lose the election, but then when it happens, they almost *never* do it. We on the right already have a perfectly serviceable theme song for them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUiFYWd6xNs

(At least that free-speech-hating far-left fascist pervert Ellen DeGeneres actually *did* leave for—appropriately enough—the U.K. where the free-speech-hating far-left fascist Der Starmer Der Farmer Harmer is implementing the kind of treasonous totalitarian terrorist thuggery KommieLiar Whoreass would have imposed on us here in the U.S.A. if her goose-stepping lackeys had been able to vote fraud her in the way they did with Dementia Joe in 2020.)

GOAT ROPERS IN THE SKY

🙏 thank you. Surprised at all the 1’s. Must be a pro Donald website.🤣🤣

All of this is very damaging for the site .. both the strange taste in OS's; but also the extreme rage you see in the responses to this troubled person; especially as it doesn't deter him. Now the real solution is to NOT allow any more of these submissions. Is there anybody actually monitoring submissions? Don't allow any more submissions from OS's that you've never heard of ... and are clearly from the distant past. Cause it will simply be this guy again

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most civil, respectful, and... apolitical and generic protest song I've ever heard: "We Don't Think You'd Be A Good President (Respectfully We Won't Vote For You)" by Grey Afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt9jxIPZYnc

Thanks for your feedback. It is appreciated.

Of course, one of the reasons D&D got such a bad rap was that it had such unwholesome beings as demons & devils in it as well; but if you played the actual game, well, you quickly came to realize those are the *bad* guys you and the other "good guys" are supposed to be fighting.

Shouldn't that be "the LIFE that's in your blood?"

Walk around outside in your Underwear during a Big Winter storm then hear the Climate Change Idiots talking about its To Warm

Great! We had the same idea but you beat us to the punch.

There's nothing wrong with praying that the Beast dies from sudden cardiac death, just as those who prayed for Hitler's death were righteous. JD Vance could become the youngest president ever if that happens, and could be an echo of Teddy Roosevelt who saved the nation from the tycoons that bought McKinley's presidency, that is, if Vance reverts to his previous position of seeing the Beast as America's Hitler, then switching to being Progressive like Teddy Roosevelt was.

bobpiecheese, you along with Arch Vile, Elene ED and Onslaught are the only authors who submit a parody everyday. This site needs rescuing from the bogus votes and political nonsense that is plaguing the site. Please help by leaving constructive comments for the said authors. You are our only hope bobpiecheese.

JINGLEBELLS, BATMAN SELLS,BAT COOKIES BY THE LOAD,THEY TASTE GOOD,AS THEY SHOULD,ON ICE CREAM AL-LAH MODE

Thanks Me.

YES

Ugh, why do people keep passing around videos of my meltdown over the internet? Fascists Nazis.

Screw that, North Korea here I cum!

ChuckyG it's time to remove this parody as the troll-fest continues

This guy DOES cut and paste old comments about his prior crap to pad out the page. *I* am the actual author of the comment by "The Devil You Know" above, FROM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. I rest my case the dude is a very sick and terribly lonely person.

The Disassociative Personality Disorder Circus has returned to drown us all in their multi-RhythmSteps vats of unfunny, sub-moronic, and boring textual diarrhea.

Yeah, wow, great attempt. Did you know I nearly killed my family last year after my poll-cleaning drinking? Threw boiling water onto my fake cousin and saw his face burn off. It was amazing. Next thing I knew I was put in some mental hospital for twelve months. I just got discharged some time ago and now live with an aunt. Will probably go back the the hospital again but thats fine with me. I destroyed my relationships with my family and don't give a **** what happens to them. One of my parents now has panic attacks on a daily basis and ended up in hospital for a few weeks. Another tryed to commit suicide. I'm proud of what I did to my family knowing that they hate me with a burning passion and want me did. At least I can pay them back. Besides, family is an illsuion anyway. People don't love one another. It's all a lie. Love is a fake illsuion people pretened to have so the can feed theyr egos. Also, I tryed to rape my cousin last year and he deserved to die in a fire ASAP. He was rhe reaspn I had to go to some mental hospital because he ruined my life. As you can see I;m some ungrateful bastard loser who can't do anything right and whose entire family hates him cus he exits. No. I have nothing to live. If you actually took a walk in my shoes you'd know Why I'm who I am. I had to learn to write and read by myself cuz my parent's wouldn't allow me to. Then some guy online taught me to copy/paste and now It's so easy to read and write thinks. I learned the songs I love from some TV special and now I only listren to 1930s music because all other songs are courtesy of the Devil. If I listen to another type of song I attack the first person in site. I've permantenlty disfigured several dozen people when they try to confront me. Faces burned, arms cut off, eyes knifed etc. I'vr nrvrt held a job and never will becuase i am too stupid to hold one. And I can't do math, I'm too stupid to do math. I will always be a retard housed in some mental instituation cus I have no idea how to behave properly, so I'm forced tied down to a bed every day with an iPhone. I also keep a note document of all your comments so I can copy/paste them because your are an genius. Say, that reminds me of a song I will write down for you which you will listen to no matter what. But I'm feeling tired now so I will post it tomorrow. Goodnight

Let me see if I've got this right: You're apparently okay with carpet bombing the most idiotic topics possible to the same three songs on a daily basis with repeatedly recycled commentary until you die? Do you use other people's names when you talk to them? As it so happens, I just listened to your 'tard anthem for the first time last night, and it was most likely the last. I threw up. If "Rhythm Steps" is what you consider wit, a pile of dry grass clippings would amuse your for months. Darrrrr. There is no surprise about your objects of affection since you lack the ability to be stimulated by anything else. As regards subject matter, as I've told your stupid ass over and over, I've never "taken offense" at the G.M. BS. I have, however, pointed out that, like most of your subjects, it's barely worthy of a one-time conversation, let alone repeated "parody" attempts. I've also explained numerous times that Phil Ossifer is a name-pun only. I did study some philosophy in college but that's the extent of it. Can't say I'm surprised you still don't get it. Ever considered trying to write something witty for once? Your incessant, one-topic ranting has turned you into the Greta Thunberg of parody writing. Having provided your "take" on the aforementioned Gary McNamara BS, you then claim I can't comprehend it. The only thing that can't be comprehended here is your fallacious reasoning. Go ahead and take a gold star out of the sticker book. You have definitely out-'tarded yourself today.

Gosh, how unexpected. Does this mean you'll actually listen to my OS for once if I do a parody that doesn't rely on the above 3 things? Don't bother trying, we all know that wouldn't happen. BTW your second suggestion: mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection. Funny you mention that. Guess which was the name of a 1934 song hit recorded by Paul Pendarvis and his orchestra? "The Object of My Affection", sung by Patricia Norman aka the "Old Man Mose" Girl, who sang the first curse word on a commercially-released record. In 1938. If you have the courage, look it up and listen to the OS. Dream on, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'!!!!!! Also, I defy you to comprehend any of the subject matters of any of my parodies. Can you provide one instance where I parodied a subject matter you would actually be familiar with? Pretty sure you're gonna strike out here. As I've said, I'm here to represent to low-IQ folks who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they "fit in" with creative, normal people. Oh, and all songs recorded after WWII suck, and not just because they're virtually the same thing. Go take a moment and analyze what you listen to on a daily basis, then compare it to just one of my "Geezer-mania" tunes. Bet you can't listen to just one of them without scaring yourself silly. Maybe if you stopped being triggered by me 24/7 then you'd actually realise I have commentary and stuff to provide to this board. But you wouldn't take that advice.

Thanks AV, I had been trying to find a song where I had enough material to work with to include some other cabinet members, I guess this one was it. Most times I resort to writing a parody about a certain member of parliament (like I did with Randy Boissonault a while back) I find Anita Anand doesn't stand out to me as much as others like Karina Gould or Francois-Philippe Champagne (or Mr. Siren Voice as I call him).

Great job being able to incorporate other Liberal cabinet members. I'm not going to nitpick that Anita Anand was not mentioned. I guess Minister of Transport doesn't have much to worry about. I was expecting some lines about the various labor strikes that have happened from this government. Auto workers, dock workers, postal workers, teachers unions.

Hey Cookie/Commeny Cleaner, why do you enable comments if you never reply to them?

Hi all, just responsing for YWN comment (if you're still here). The whole Kerry was in Vietnam and Bush was a Chickenhawk I regret. Kerry was against the war in Vietnam, but went anyway...a reverse hypocrite. Anyway he lost to the maga of the day, but then went on to become Secretary of State under Obama and United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate under Biden. Someone said at the time that he wasn't voting for him because he looked like Lurch. I thought what an idiotic reason not to vote for someone, But now that he's 81 he DOES look like Lurch ;-p. We now have 52 days left until America's 250 year experiment in Democracy comes to an end.

Hey Phillip Drummond, (George&GermaineBriantFan) I'll see your courage challenge and raise you one: Write something that doesn't 1) rely on ancient songs cranked out by virtually unknown artists, 2) mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection, or 3) take tropes from your past that only you could find interesting and beat them into the ground. Not that you have the stones to take me up on this, but it'd be funny to see you try.

This is an official member of Amiright's "Big Seven" OS .. which are songs, due to length or complexity of lyrics are benchmarks for true mastery of this little trick we do. And I do spy a few small pacing errors (meaning the parody doesn't sing EXACTLY like the original) But given the length of the effort, it's a pittance. I mean, I've never finished this one. So, helluva effort

Then enjoy living in one of those tent cities

You should emigrate to maga America while I come to Canada.

Well, it looks like the trolls are starting up that pointless fight again.

And so are you.

Clean Up Crew, I can’t see anything wrong with this so go on and remove the_conqueror_of _parodies works instead.

Thanks for your comment Me.

Please Remove this Parody from the site

Try something novel: take three minutes out of your day to listen to the OS, coward.

^^^^Not something I actually wrote but I can't find much to disagree with.

Blah blah blah, nobody cares which obsession you have today. You’re still a template hack who can’t even celebrate the holidays appropriately, so you resort to the Gary McNamara BS to make up for your aloneness this holiday season. Will you be doing a “reprise” of the Grandpa Magic extravaganza? Your first attempt was pathetic in that you didn’t even listen to the OS, which is ironic considering what you just said in your equally pathetic comment. Darrrrrrr. Happy Thanks-‘tarding, ‘tard-boy.

Should people turn in their Tesla vehicles to take a little fuel out of the Reich Wing?

Hey Cookie Cleaner or Commeny Cleaner if you like cleaning out cookies or comments so much; I dare you to do a parody of “Michael Jackson - Cleaning Out My Closet”. You can call it ‘Cleaning Out The Cookies’ or ‘Cleaning Out The Comments’

I’m not looking for any offense from anyone this Thanksgiving, so I will just leave it like that. Have a happy thanksgiving with your loved ones and be sure to listen to the OS. And let’s be thankful for our love!

Gosh, how unexpected. Looks like Mr I-have-no-friends-or-family started celebrating another holiday alone by snorting a load of copium and trying to memorialize the singular seminal event in his otherwise worthless life with grade school lyrics. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Nobody? Nobody? Kinda what I thought too.

I'd argue that Justin Trudeau is closer to Hitler than Donald Trump is. Trudeau is the one allowing antisemitism to spread all throughout Canada and does nothing about it. I don't see him freezing bank accounts of those Pro-Hamas protesters like he (unlawfully) did with those Truckers who were protesting. Another thing, Trudeau even invited someone who fought alongside Hitler into the House of Commons during Parliament once. Trudeau has even said he admires dictators around the world.

Boy I'm retarded.

CML, you're missing the point *completely*: if I accept your contention that Hitler turned on the Jews after WWI, when Jews did not cause the economic woes Germany was going through, it means that just like Trump, Hitler scapegoated millions of people for things of which they were not guilty, based on a willingness to believe lies about their culpability. That is so very Trump-like, ISTM.

But many undocumented migrant workers aren't Slavic, and certainly none are gorgeous ex-fashion models. In any event, there is so much more to admire about Adolph, isn't there?

Well Phil, seeing as how Hitler wasn't murdering Jews when he was a street bum in Vienna. And seeing how Germany seemed to be welcoming to Jews after the Tsar expelled them, mostly from Ukraine, from prior to WW1 and then turned on them like the Furies from hell shortly AFTER the end of WW1 .. (deep breath) .. it would seem that the wellspring of this unprecedented murderous rage just MIGHT BE the unprecedented events of WW1 and its aftermath, to include the hyperinflation in 1923. How is that even remotely controversial? .... Oh, and here's one more small way Trump differs from Nazis. Trump married two Slavic women and gave one of his daughters the loving diminutive name Ivanka, meaning little Ivanna. Meanwhile Hitler caused the death of almost 30 million Slavs .. but other than that there's not a dime's worth of difference between them

Rump worshipers are so entrenched in the Reich wing that day don't see their own RWS (Rump Worship Syndrome) as the awful disease that it is. Maybe they'll wake up if avocados go up to $10 each due to his tariff and deportation policies? Or are they so far gone that they will gladly starve to death for their cult leader?

What the fack's a Herbie Kaye?

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. So tomorrow, “Let’s Be Thankful” for one thing: No unfunny, b@ll$&!t “parodies” from Herbie Kaye…or from me, for that matter.

^^speaking of which... ^_^

I speak in TDS.

Based on my own experience, the answer is probably, "Probably."

Death to America by the way.

You probably were never required to read the novel "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck then. Lennie is the tragicomic lead character. He's a man of enormous size and strength who has the mind of a five year old. He's an itinerant farm laborer who travels around rural California furing the Depression with a childhood friend George, who tries to keep him out of trouble. Lennie keeps a dead mouse in his pocket so he can pet it; hence the word "Mice" in the title. He has a true fetish for "soft things" like mice and puppies, but he's so strong and clumsy, he'll eventually kill them. Lennie's tragic demise occurs when the tramp wife of the son of one of the bosses allowed him to stroke her hair. And of course he starts getting too rough, and the woman begins complaining which makes Lennie freak out and accidentally kill the woman ..... Before the tragic ending, lots of things Lennie says are iconic laugh lines ... George will be mad; I like sof' things; I get to tend the rabbit's. There are references to Lennie in Warner Bros cartoons; "Which way did he go, George?" is clearly an allusion to Lennie

This is great! LOVE this!

Thanks Me for your comment.

Hey Cookie/Commeny Cleaner. This was average. 333

It's gotten to the point where I can't trust any identifying name on this site, much less my own. This reads more like a Biden Bash with all the refs to hair fetishism, but would the "real" CML actually write something that pastes "his" name so self-deprecatingly? 555 if one had no context of the historical background of this "person". I am still scratching my head. Frankly, every time I see the pseudonym "Callmelennie" I think "CALL MELENNIE", a post-it note to telephone one's bestie. Security Code: DRY.

Oh incidentally you are the person who doesn’t like to leave comments in return.

Thanks for your comment Fallout Fan. I appreciate it.

Here I thought Lennie was a reference to Linus Caldwell's alias of Lennie Pepperidge in the 2007 Ocean's 13 film. Thanks for setting us straight! A genuine 555 vote!

Delightfully clever! I loved it.

That must be a Troll version of CML, so many fake comments here on this board credited to veteran commenters for the sake of "humor." Am I right? One can only hope. HUH? RIGHT?

Actually, "Maybe" by The Ink Spots is pretty much "the Fallout song" for a certain generation who played that game.

CML, are you really trying to justify Hitler's antisemitism by saying because he was told lies about Jews and believed them unquestioningly, it really wasn't that bad, and trying to exterminate the entire Jewish population was a proportionate response?

I mean, I can think of someone else who believes ridiculous nonsense just because someone said it on TV. What could possibly go wrong when a leader has such incredibly poor comprehension skills?

hmmm the anvils fell down bang bang and they hit the ground I'm hungry and I want some prey

Because he was from Austria, Hitler saw himself as mythical outsider Savior of his adopted country. Napoleon was an outsider from Corsica who believed it was his destiny to save France. The Ayatollah Khomeini forced the Shah to expel him, so he could he could track the Shi'ite myth of the Hidden Iman who comes from outside to save Iran from the corruption of the Shah. And of course, they proved to be disastrous for their nations .... But hark, didn't we have someone just like that whose mother left the mainland to an offshore island and whose father was born 7000 miles away. And didn't this guy have a savior complex as well -- just like Hitler and Napoleon and Khomeini. The hell, he vowed to save the f#qing oceans, for Chrissake ............. See, everybody, I can draw $h*tty equivalencies too

Further review .. Some 18 months after installation as chancellor Hitler MURDERED most of his political opponents. Trump has been relentlessly persecuted by his opposition. Seven years in the Nazis systematically MURDERED tens of thousands of people with mental and physical defects in a program know as Theresenstadt-4 (or T-4) Twenty years before becoming Chancellor, Hitler was one step above a street hobo. Trump was already one of New Yorks most accomplished business tycoons. Hitler's first actual "job" was to be a runner in one of the most violent environments in history .. The Western Front. His last day on the job he was gassed, even tho he was wearing a mask; a defect he learned to blame on the Jews. And all the unspeakable horrors suffered by Hitler and his comrades went for naught as the German High Command called for a phony Armistice which was in fact a surrender .. and this despite the fact that no enemy soldier had set foot in Germany. Hitler was told this happened because Germany was stabbed in the back by Jews; all of which would tend to create a pathological hatred of Jews ... Meanwhile Trump had 50 years of harmonious relationships with Jewish financiers and businessmen. He also lived in a place with the largest population of Jews outside of Israel in the world, and in a postwar era where ANY expression of hostility was completely abhorrent. So those are a few FACTS which should counter all your non sensical equivalencies

This is absolutely hilarious. A masterpiece if you will. I LOVE THIS!!!

Okay, let's review: * Hitler appealed to bigotry, both racial and religious. So has Trump. * Hitler treated his country as miserable, with the need to make it great again. So has Trump. * Hitler finished first in an election, even though he didn’t get a majority of the popular vote. So did Trump. * Hitler wanted things in popular culture that he didn’t like, as we would say today, "canceled." So does Trump. * Hitler called people in the media that criticized him "the enemy" and said they were lying, when he knew damn well that they were telling the truth. So does Trump. * Hitler valued personal loyalty, loyalty to him, above all. So has Trump. * Hitler took the greatest offense at people who were once loyal to him turning coat. So has Trump. * Hitler let big business do whatever they wanted, so long as they were loyal to him. So has Trump. * Hitler established concentration camps for people he deemed inferior and/or criminals. So did Trump. In Hitler's case, they weren't only limited to along his country's border. In Trump's case, they weren't slave labor camps, and didn't become death camps -- at least not intentionally. * Hitler thought he knew more than his generals did. He didn't. The same is true of Trump. * Hitler wasn't much of a sports fan, but he understood how sports success could be used for propaganda purposes. The same is true for Trump: He used to go to Yankee games, but he went there for business networking. Now, he can't show his face in the new Yankee Stadium, because he'd get the hell booed out of him. * Hitler had a thing for much-younger blondes. So does Trump. * Hitler lied. About everything. So does Trump. * Hitler usually wore boots to make himself look taller. Trump wears lifts on his shoes. * Hitler was addicted to cocaine and methamphetamines. Trump is believed to be addicted to both cocaine and Adderall. * According to his surviving medal records, among the reasons Hitler took drugs was to cure flatulence. Trump has been accused of severe flatulence while sitting in court. * Hitler was at his happiest when he was cheered by adoring crowds during his lie-filled, bigotry-filled speeches. So is Trump. * Hitler was impersonated and mocked, in his own time, by Charlie Chaplin, who, though a genius, was a sex fiend who liked 'em young. Trump has been impersonated and mocked, in his own time, by Alec Baldwin, who doesn’t even have genius status. * Hitler survived an assassination attempt. So has Trump -- or so he would like us to believe. * Hitler has been featured in three episodes of the Internet series Epic Rap Battles of History. So has Trump. (A fourth has now happened.) * And when his reign came to an end, Hitler's country needed serious rebuilding. The same was true of Trump. There is, of course, a huge difference: When Hitler's reign came to an end, he was dead. When Trump's reign came to an end, he was still alive, and began to build a new regime, with a chance of achieving it. One more big difference: Hitler refused to be captured by the Russians in the end, while Trump allowed himself to be captured by the Russians in the beginning.

Had a good concept for comedy .. What if this group put their ultra-wordy and ultra-intellectual style to work on a children's nursery rhyme song (and then sing it some first graders) And the title "Along Comes Mary" does suggest Mary Had A Little Lamb .... Took a long time. I threw in the towel numerous times. If it wasn't for the fact that I really liked this group as a kid, I would have

Alpha Skua is the avian persona of Mike.

Hullo Teresa, thanks for your message. Can you let me know when your father actually wrote this. Its been doing the rounds for some time now. Always wanting to give credit where credit is due.

Not baaaaaad. Great, in fact!

this stuff can be off the author list

grin is now all card and 1 guart

THE SONG IS CALLED I WANT A NEW DRUG

YES HE DID MIKE

DIDDY TITLED THIS SONG PE 2000 OFF HIS ALBUM FOREVER OH AND BTW DID HE RELEASE A SPANISH VERSION OF THIS SONG???

ON THE METAMORPHOSIS ALBUM THE LYRICS IN THE 1ST VERSE ARE DIFFERENT

COLD IN THAT JACKET

WEIRD AL ALSO DID A PARODY SONG ABOUT JERRY SPRINGER

YOU CAN'T SING THE ORIGINAL LYRICS

BABY BABY BABY *NSYNC

Good question though.

Michael Jordan, when asked why he never talked politics publicly: "Republicans buy sneakers too." Glenn Walker: "The other side enjoys good parody too." I have my opinions, and I'm not scared to speak about them. But neither do I think it necessary to split up the forum over this particular parody. If you need to know, read my history. You'll figure it out soon enough.

Talk about not taking a stance. So are you for maga or against them? Are you that scared of the One Guy?

This was written and submitted prior to Matthew Gaetz' withdrawal.

The Bluebird and the New Bird piloting X-Wing Star Fighters and Vaporizing Weasels and Rats in TIE-Fighters

Perhaps the best thing that could happen is for one of those missiles launched into Russia to take out Putin? If not, we can expect 47 to create peace by giving Putin a handjob? Don't forget that the Antichrist was predicted to create peace before blowing it all up. You can't really expect a guy who would sh!t on domestic peace (as he did on January 6th) to be able to keep World Peace in the long run.

Hi Pat, which one(s) were you thinking of? Happy to say "yes"

Maybe they looked at Canada and saw what it was like with someone on the Left in power, and it is a disaster.

Come on Lichtman, you didn't have to quit X. People will have stopped making fun of you in a year or so.

https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1859306031668674838

If Trump is Nero, what does that make Biden? He appears to be escalating the war in Ukraine for no reason. Did you hear what just happened? Ukraine just fired the medium range ATACAM missile about a hundred miles into Russia for the first time ... and Russia came back with the first use of a medium range ballistic missile in history with a conventional warhead .. this time. Could be a nuke next time.... But of course it's Trump, who started no wars on his watch, who is the crazed emperor who's fiddling as the world burns. Are you TDS cases connected to objective reality at all?

Feel like I am going to die and hope I can regenerate and go down stairs to get out of the author room

Only the uneducated could see the 2024 election as a landslide. The last Landslide was Reagan in 1984. Harris won the educated vote in 2024 of course. Bumpkins got 47 the win. On the positive side today, at least Gaetz withdrew his nomination. Thankfully that's a sign of some GOP senators pushing back a little against autocracy and total insanity.

Gotta love the contrast: "We see a nation tumbling down the stairs" vs the world watching Resident Biden stumbling three times up the same airline stairs. Hey, here's a challenge for ya: since we both like classic rock, let's do Fleetwood Mac parodies. You could do "Don't Stop" to commemorate past Commie/Lib victories and I'll do "Landslide" in honor of the recent election tallies. : )

just tried to do a parody about something not ridiculous

Hey Phil! Me and my friends have been working on a Christmas parody album for a few years. I wanted to ask permission to record and post one or two of your songs to Youtube (credited of course). Let me know if that's okay and where the best place to reach you is. Keep up the incredible work, you're really an inspiration!

It's obviously the R Party which is working to concentrate power in a single individual, not the D Party, so much so that the latter felt the need to introduce a bill called the No Kings Act. Righties here need to stop sugar coating the nature of the Beast they elected and admit what they've done. ballsandstrikes.org/court-reform/no-kings-act-supreme-court-in-its-place/

Well, I did mention the comments section. Considering its present state, that's specific enough!

The next US administration will indeed be a Turd Reich, the sh!ttiest ever.

ZAB: Make that Turd Reich

Indeed, Indeed

In a lot of ways the adjectives in this parody actually apply to both parties. If you look objectively you’ll realize

"Commeny Cleaner". :D :D :D. Far righties always hypocritical, always incompetent, always ignorant.

Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have become a Commeny Cleaner as wrll

Indeed; those citizens who'd rather be subjects are called "Democrats."

The Partridge eloped with one of the French Hens the Calling Birds work for AT&T and its the Two Turbo Doves in a Fast Car

The album by Rush titled "A Farewell To Kings" reminds us of what the US was saying to England upon its birth, and now almost 250 years later, many citizens want a king instead of a president.

Only 60 days until the 4th Reich begins.

Nice job. I remember really liking one you did about RFK too. I look forward to your next post.

Thank you. I enjoyed reading this.

Nice job.

Fun to read. Thank you.

Thank you for exposing the sesquipedalianists that post here.

Good job. Especially like the Arabic. One suggestion: Can you publish without transliteration?

Praise to eel for being a beacon.

My thing? Gaslight!

Somebody *did* clean up a huge bunch of crap from a few days ago. The best thing I think to do is email the webmaster (bottom of the page) with SPECIFIC complaints.

Good lord, this site and its comment section have turned to complete and utter sh**. Somebody in charge really needs to clean house. Or at least do something.

That is the funniest amiright parody of that McCartney song since "Bran Gives Me Runs". 😆

I just cleaned out all the cookies to give this 338 111 votes.

Wow, the ballot stuffers here are pathetic because this is a funny parody, not to mention a meaningful one! Salutations to the one righteous commenter called Zen.

glad to get some 5's but the past couple of parodies I've done make me feel silly.

Well done! If leon muskovy's own kid has to leave the new maga ameriKKKa you know things are bad. But good news for the one guy: the maga just appointed him Tzar in charge of Amiright. ;-(

One source says the surname was changed from Drumpf in Europe in the 1600's but it seems more reasonable that it was changed in the US during World War 1 when anti-German sentiment was high there.

Made up a game called irrelevant when I was in high school and enjoyed playing it with classmates. Some people posting comments seem to be playing a version of that game.

Doing 40 mph in the Sled harness breaks hit tree call 911 do three months in Hospistal

I understand that the Four Calling Birds was really Four Coili Birds and the Five Golden Rings was Ringneck Pheasants

California Schemin

How can you make a parody about me? I hate you!

Thanks for your comment

At least they haven't taken away the right for Tulsi Garbage to be intelligence secretary when she is not qualified at all for the position.

Undocumented immigrants helped the US have the fastest recovery from the pandemic. Won't booting them all out will create bad national karma?

If "bin" means son, what do you suppose "bint" means? Hint: They grow up to be "Sitts" .. and "Ums"

Wow, Drumpf's pick for attorney general is Matt Gaetz? This joke of an upcoming administration reminds me of Caligula making a farce of the Roman Empire with his craziness. Also reminds me of the motley crew Hitler had around him, Goebbels, Hess, Goering, Himler.

The Pentagon is stunned over Slump's unqualified pick for defense secretary. The former captain he picked has spoken about getting women out of combat jobs? He wants to take away a woman's right to fight on the front lines for her country?

Could be named "Swiss Dreams Are Made Of Cheese"

Rest in Power: A Running List of the Preventable Deaths Caused by Abortion Bans PUBLISHED 11/4/2024 by Roxanne Szal

Breaking news: dementia donald just appointed the One Guy in charge of the New Euthanasia Program for anti-maga Amiright writers.

I guess I'm missing something. What "rights" were lost? Roe v Wade was a Supreme Court ruling that ended up being applied across the board to the entire US. Our Constitution stipulates that our laws come about through legislative processes. All that happened was the issue was returned to each state for approval/denial, giving voters the say they were initially denied. The horror, the horror.

So, they're shoving this equal rights thing down our throats, here's what I say, I agree with women having equal rights to men, however, it must come in a package with equal responsibilities. I don't see protests demanding women be included in the draft or any to abolish the draft altogether I see lots of signs with "equal pay for equal work", but never have I seen one with "equal time for equal crime"

If you want to obsess on euthanasia, see this old parody by eel to help you see the compassion in it: amiright.com/parody/70s/steelydan148.shtml

Come on, MAGAts. Let's see you perform this parody. Sing it with deep sincerity and great pride for your Fatherland!

The Taliban gave congratulations that the US didn't allow a woman to become president. Big shame on the 53% of white women who voted their race over their gender.

There's a research paper awaiting someone in Alpha Skua's comments...

That is some funny sh!t!

248 votes with only 46 views. Sounds like the legends one hears of the Democrats of Chicago.

Let me be clear: I am not reporting these users just to get them in trouble. I report them because what they're doing is wrong, and it shouldn't be done in the first place. (I'm going through a moral/religious crisis right now, and I want to clarify that I do not have ill intentions.)

Hey lover boy, I really enjoyed this! 555

You sound so sexy when you are angry my darling Agrimorfee! I do love you so much!

In his first term, 45 wanted to buy Greenland. In his second term, will 47 order that the US take it?

Patrick, the votes do not mean anything anymore due to a hack in the system, and the comments are being drowned in conservative "humor", people using fake names in attempts to opine on their personal hash about everyone else, and weird, existentially navel-gazing fake garbage about parody writing "talent". and the nature of plagiarizing comments. There are only a few veteran writers still contributing consistently (my personal urges to write parodies are hugely diminished in part due to this place's atmosphere). As Joker Jack said so eloquently in Batman 89 "THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA."

In his first term, 45 wanted to buy Greenland. In his second term, will 47 order that the US steal it?

In true autocrat form, Drumpf is too too conceited to ever concede anything. His worshipers are too dumb to see the danger in that.

bobpiecheese, Obi-wan Kenobi can SUCK IT!

Patrick: looking from the other side of the Atlantic, there is only one side who indulges in voter fraud (both on Amiright and proven in the courts in the US). I disagree with your analysis of criticisms of Trump, and am somewhat dumbfounded that anyone might think that describing someone who has been shown to be in court a conman and a racist, someone who literally tried to subvert democracy when he lost (and that's ignoring the spouting of wild untruths with no idea of whether they are true or not).. that those criticisms are devoid of substance, let alone childish. Listen to him speak for any length of time, and you'd need to be lobotomised to think that this man has *any* understanding of what the job entails.

Oh, I think he has the potential to be a truly spectacular president, all right. If you like that kind of "spectacle". Listen to him: he hasn't learned *anything* in the past four years (probably nearer 40 from the sound of him). Except maybe the phrase "enemy within", I think that's a new one for him.

What happened to your predictions. Why do you think the election turned out the way it did?

Oh s***, Kamala demands a recount and is owing a debt. Boy do I feel retarded.

How can this parody receive 500 votes with only 150 views. Someone must have voted more than once. Which party is famous for such manipulations? Most criticisms of Trump are devoid of substance and border on the childish. I'm sure there are real faults and failings he can be attributed with. The people who voted for him are well aware of them. But they don't let those faults interfere with the judgement of his fitness to get the job done. He is not auditioning for Pope, or the replacement for the late Fred Rogers. I think Trump has the potential to be a truly spectacular president. He's learned a few things in the past four years, I hope.

The rude comment about Puerto Rico was not made by Trump, but by a "comedian", who is supposed to be a specialist in such nonsense. During his first term, Trump did not lock up anybody for being gay or "trans" (whatever that means). I don't think he will now. According to polls, Black and Hispanic men voted for Trump in record numbers. All Kamala could talk about was abortion. Most voters care about the economy. And the safety of the borders. Not spaying and neutering psychologically disturbed children. Just this morning, I saw that gasoline is down to $2.49 a gallon. Took less than a week. Some good things are happening.

I'm guessing that Ag & TCOP will realise the above comment did not come from me. Some people are so desperate for the recognition that comes from using other people's names to post, it's kinda pathetic.

That lefty is a hero!

We cry together!

Both Hillary and Kamala conceded races when they lost, while Dump threw a hissy fit when he lost, but tell me again how women are too emotional.

This parody by eel was his offering on Election Day and it proved very appropriate, given the election results. Always thought the musical finale of the original was amazingly bright, depicting total resolution well.

YES

YES

WEIRD AL

BRIAN JOHNSON

Great title!

Will 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue now be listed in the national sex offender registry?

THE BAND IS NSYNC

This Star Trek meets Rump video is awfully clever stuff: youtu.be/Caazuqn42Fc

This was the 2020 version of Star Trek meeting Orange Mussolini: youtu.be/m1DM8Chsr_0

I miss when chucky wouldn't allow some words

I don't think "maga"'s obvious hatred represents Republicans overall. I know a lot of Republicans and they're not hateful at all

555, Phil. Sorry this comment got buried underneath all this deadweight.

PLAYGROUND LOVE

THERES NO LIVING WITH YOU GOT ME HOOKED ON YOU

SEALS AND CROFTS

YOU GUYS LOOK SO GOOD IN YOUR SWEATSHIRTS

G NIT

MAN ON THE MOON

You wrote it your way, I'll write it mine.

R.I.P.

So much hate... maybe Yoda was right:

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

...and *so* much stupidity.

...not to mention the voter fraud. You know what wouldn't surprise me?

Moron Matt, I think you'd better have a word with your fellow KommieLiar Whoreass-worshiping witches there....

But seriously, KommieLiar Whoreass-rimming Satan-worshipers, I recommend you not behave like your fool idols right now. Drinking Drano is a horrible way to go, especially since its initial destruction of your throat might not be what actually kills you.

Hitler named Chancellor 1933. Purges began in 1938. The Holocaust is timelined at 1941. (look it up). It won't happen here Day One. But it will.

Miss me yet. Hey, maybe the Dems wouldn't have lost if they had run me instead of a candidate who was about as attractive as a hobo's dick cheese. But anyhow .. Say, what do Willie Brown and the 2024 election have in common ... They were both blown by Kamala Harris. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. But anyway ......... What was I talking about?

WELL, THEIR POLICIES CAN’T REALLY WITHSTAND CRITICISM, SO THEY’RE NOT REALLY WRONG: Dems Blame Free Speech for Election Loss.

Flashback: Election Exclusive: British Advisors to Kamala Harris Hope to “Kill Musk’s Twitter.”

https://instapundit.com/683043/

BB's half-blank comment might have been funny if today was January 20th.

Mrs. Elane ES will now be dead if Elene is started. yldcard is dead. These two can be removed off the author page

Chorus should be: Magas Lack a Brain Magas Lack a Brain Magas Lack a Brain Fixed it for ya ;-p

I'm luvin' the title: Perp'll Reign ;-p. The thing is the maga Fascist was convicted of, let's face it, minor things. I'm mean hush money?! But of course Watergate was a minor thing compared to the genocide Nixon committed in SE Asia, the overthrow of democracy in Chile, etc. And they got Capon on income tax evasion. But the Perp'll soon Reign and bring destruction to this nation and world like we've never seen before. In that context I don't care much about hush money or groping a women decades ago. As for this election, surprised, not shocked. We know 1/2 the country consists of evil maga Fascists like the commenters here. And they'll always be here, but so will we. Gretchen-Gavin '28!

Agree with Matt that worship of 45-47 is an unwashable stain on a person's soul, that three votes for him solidifies an unforgivable sin.

Thanks for your comments all.

Liberals are talking about these election numbers that you probably shouldn’t read if you don’t want to be guilty of thoughtcrime

https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime

Liberals are talking about these election numbers that you probably shouldn’t read if you don’t want to be guilty of thoughtcrime

https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime

Love making MAGAts squirm.

I guess there's no need for a civil war now since the side that threatened that if they didn't win got their cult leader elected again? The mature Democratic Party knows how to punt the ball without storming the Capitol, ensuring a peaceful transfer. 45-47 didn't deserve a congratulation call since he wasn't decent enough to congratulate Biden but Harris is an adult and congratulated him. MAGAts think they're okay on Judgment Day but a rude awakening is in store for them. They have been deceived by the ultimate Deceiver. This was all predicted Biblically.

Because people think it is cool to clear the cookies from clicking here and blitzing the votes any direction they please, the rating system here IS TOTALLY MEANINGLESS NOW.. Sorta like real life now. #thenewsteal

Phil - sadly you're right, it appears that militant Trumpists have taken over this site. The marks seem to be proportional to your place on the political spectrum. If you want a 5, post a parody on how Starmer is a raving commie, or something. ;-)

When you get to Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity Heaven (where the worm never dies and the flame never burns out), give our regards to your fellow genocidal psychopaths Harry Blackmun, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Lavrentiy Beria, and Roland Freisler.

I can't help observing that the right-wing parodies are getting much higher marks than really quite clever liberal ones, like this. Am I just imagining things?

When your daughter or granddaughter suffers a miscarriage and dies from sepsis, try not to cry too hard. At least the gas on the way to her funeral will be affordable.

At least one bright spot in the election are the states that voted for Reproductive Rights and protection for abortion. During the campaign Rump distanced himself from Project 2025 but his ilk now admit they do want to do all that stuff in it, so stay tuned. Look at the MAGAt showing ignorance about political science and referring to far left fascism when fascism is far right by definition. Stay in your lanes, everyone. And medical assistance in dying is compassionate, just as abortion is in many instances. Is that really so hard to compute?

Y'know, ED, our neighbor Canada's so rabidly pro-abortion like you genocidal psychopaths that it's even got SELF-abortion: it's called Medical Assistance In Dying, or MAID for short. That probably explains why every time America rejects you far-left fascists and your Satanic agenda, you treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs publicly vow to move there (a promise you NEVER keep, sadly). Of course, as Monty Python could tell you, self-abortion is a terrible crime: the penalty's death!

Also, you Royalist vermin, we American patriots don't DO "ruling" and "reigning" around here. By Constitutional definition, President Trump will be PRESIDING over our government, not "ruling" it. We're not a monarchy like Julius Caesar's Rome and we're not (no matter what the DemoKKKrats pretend) a mob-ruled DemoKKKracy like Athens, which foolishly voted its way into a disastrous war with Sparta that ended with Alexander the Great eating both of those city-states' lunches. We're a representative REPUBLIC, and the only "rule" we're supposed to have around here is Lex Rex: "The Law is King."

DKTOS. As an Independent, I felt it was well written

Speak for yourselves, Britcunts. Election interference is a felony, and all those agents your fascist far-left P.M. Keir "Der Sturmer" Starmer sent here to shill for KommieLiar Whoreass are therefore felons. Those vermin had better clear out before we execute them all.

First, I don't think anyone in government as far as I know is ever saying anything against provisions for rape, incest or life of mother. Second, there's no way any kind of national ban would ever pass, it would just continue to be up to states. Scare tactics for elections are never true in the end

#s 5, 6 and 10 are funny, Bee. But not much else is going to be funny for a while.

Congress was the first line of defense against the autocrat and failed due to fear and/or immorality. The courts were the second line of defense and failed by being too slow or too corrupt. The third line of defense was the voting public which failed due to mass stupidity.

Well done AV, maybe I should keep my Springsteen streak going with "Donald Wins Again"

Above rant translated:

This Konstantin character PISSES ME OFF! I weep and gnash my teeth at the assertion that Americans hate government overreach when laws are passed here preventing genocidal psychopaths from torturing unborn babies to death, child abusers from poisoning children's minds with tranny delusions and mutilating their genitals, pornographers from exposing children to their obscene "literature" in schools, perverts on parade from committing acts of public indecency, and drug pushers from stringing people out on cocaine and heroin and fentanyl and other hard drugs, while NO ONE IS EVER allowed to violate Second Amendment rights, First Amendment rights, property rights, or Tenth Amendment rights with frivolous regulations.

Sadly this parody didn't prove prophetic but at least Mark Robinson was crushed.

America is Drumpf! Drumpf is America! Heil, Drumpf!

This Konstantin character HAS NO FRIGGING CLUE. I laff for not to cry for the assertion that Americans hate government overreach when laws are passed here regulating reproductive issues, gender affirmation, the books we read, who we want to have sex with and what we want to smoke , while NO ONE SHOULD EVER regulate the ammo power of our personal guns, where religion should be actually preached, how much a corporation can own or where it can shield its gains, and how much gerrymandering a locality can be reconfigured to the advantage of a poltical side.

I think you had better get rid of your dystopian dictator Keir "Der Sturmer" Starmer before you go casting any stones at us Americans from your GLASS HOUSES, Brit hypocrite.

https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2024/11/unknown-to-many-of-their-citizens-five-eye-nations-are-accelerating-their-digital-id-efforts.html

Thanks for your comments Please help bobpiecheese and 1989s cartoon fan.

OK, so this IS kinda clever.

Indeed, John the Decepticon is one of the reasons why it's good for us that we don't live in the Transformers' world. I mean, can you imagine how creepy it would be for things like that to exist? Just one time having your toilet come alive and refuse to serve your needs, and you'd never be willing to enter any bathroom public or private again without carrying a loaded gun just in case!

BRILLIANT!

@WallyWeaver, maybe the right analogy is that Kamala wasn't properly prepared due to only a few months of preparation? She did pretty darn well considering that.

An anti-nausea pill helped eel prevent a fatal stroke from the shock of that election result. He is now praying daily that the evil Orange Pumpkin dies from sudden cardiac death.

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Add a few extreme leftists who wouldn't vote at all because they blame Biden/Harris for the continued bloodbath in Israel/Gaza. A perfect storm of stupidity.

In Trump's America, you had to take out the trash.

In Biden's America, trash had to take out YOU!

Entertaining comments section.

Oh god. Don't start THAT crap again. The loss comes from the mindhive disillusion of Biden, coupled with the way-too-late changeover to KH, and the usual race/gender nonsense.

Are you still alive?

I'll try practicing a little more

The parody is right. we are feeling very lonely on this extremely dark day.

Never underestimate the amount of misogyny and racism out there. Plus in 2020 both Parties benefited from high turnout during a pandemic.

Kamala got to 65, which was the median for three out of the last four elections. So it makes sense that a candidate with the energy level of an aging, three toed sloth got a total that was 25% higher ... especially when you consider that he wasn't even competitive in his own party's primaries

Well, if I was pissed in late September, I ain't pissed now. We just finished the 2024 Presidential election which was called for Trump a few hours into Wednesday and lo and behold, at the time, Trump led comfortably with almost 72 million votes, which was less than the 74 million he garnered in 2020 when he "lost" in a landslide (Well, of course) Meanwhile, Kamala got the same 65 mil votes that The Hildebeest got in 2016 and which the Light Bringer got in 2012. And then there was 2008 when the most celebrated candidate in American history got 69 mil votes ..... Which makes it anomalous beyond all human comprehension that a candidate for assisted living got a total that was 25% higher than the democratic norm for past 2 decades. Could it be related to the fact that the 2020 election was the only election in our history where counting was stopped .. and then restarted when observers from the opposing party were not present?

Quincy Jones 1933-2024 America 1776-2024 ;-(

So, you've improved a little bit with this one. Still have a ways to go ... What you should do is check out the parodies of a female parodist who went by Arwen, who was, by far, the funniest woman parodist. Get an idea of how to be funny as a female. She's about #50 on the author list with about 240 parodies

Thanks for your comments all.

https://x.com/catturd2/status/1854123003354726565

Weird how +20 million Democrats just disappeared in a single election from 2020 to 2024

Super duper strange man

Joe Biden got 81 million votes

Kamala got 60?

Very Sus

I got a much better theme song for President Donald Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

Hey, good news, KommieLiar Whoreass rimmers: Richard Spencer lost!

I absolutely don't like trump at all but he never said anything like that

Has everyone enjoyed the music video "He's Always A Moron"? it's a very well done waltz: youtu.be/8afWABDWhW8

It's laughable to see MAGAts accuse the Libs of stuffing ballot boxes while we have overwhelming evidence right here that they have stuffed the amiright ballot box over and over and over.

Wow, great ploy. Betcha fooled everyone with that. I’ve never seen such a needy SOB in my life.

When each side sees the other as an existential threat, extreme ("crazy") statements make perfectly good sense (i.e. are perfectly sane); when your enemy clearly states its plans to exterminate you, there can be no compromise. President Trump and his enemies can no more reason with each other than Israel and its enemies.

honestly, the comments on these parodies make people on both sides seem crazy and ridiculous

The notion that the patriotic and Constitutional law-abiding President Donald Trump could somehow be more evil than the America-hating baby-butchering child-abusing election-fraud-committing genocidal psychopath KommieLiar Whoreass and all her fellow capitally criminal lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin determined to stuff ballot boxes with illegal ballots from non-citizens for her in any universe is what's utterly absurd.

Ali was knocked DOWN, but not out by Frazier in the 15th round. Frazier had a style that was difficult for Ali, and that left hook of his was sneaky. Foreman had a style that was murder on Frazier, but not Ali. Styles matter. Or it may be a matter that you just had to experience Joe's hook to understand what to do about it

The notion that Kamala could be more evil than Flumpty Dumpty in any universe is utterly absurd.

Never mind the scores. They are controlled by trolls. They are meaningless both ways

AN-I-GOTTA-VA-GINA, People; Don't you know that I'll gov you ... AN-I-GOTTA-VA-GINA, People; don't you know I've got MELANIN too ... Oh won't you vote for me; and handouts expand. Oh won't you VOTE for me; and destroy this land ... Please, wreck this La-a-A-A-AA-a-and!!

Just keep in mind that a lot of people who will vote for trump really don't like him but feel they're picking the lesser of 2 evils when it comes to their ideas for the country. Remember it's wrong to hate people, even if you really disagree with them

When he was angry about the malfunctioning microphone in Milwaukee and he was bobbing his head at it, that gave the appearance that he was performing oral sex on a rod, making him look like a homo. That doesn't bug gay-bashing mags?

News flash for maga freaks: Rump himself is actually the biggest Rino (Republican in name only) because he sure doesn't stand for republicanism.

Have to compliment Kamala for dressing very presidentially at all times during her campaign. Hillary wore an outfit that made her look like a penguin in a debate with 45. Kamala has been much better in her clothing choices.

Agree with Charlie that the R candidate has anti-charisma (severe repulsiveness) with more people than he has charisma with. Maybe the reason Musk said he's f***** if that candidate loses is because of his million dollar giveaways to his supporters, which could be illegal?

well I'm still going to try to get better

Whine - bad. Fire Dump - good. Heil Rump - no good.

I happen to know that the real eeL deaL hasn't been using that name to thank people for their comments. Someone else has been doing that but it's not as egregious as previous impersonations. On the issue of weather control, if the Libs can indeed control that, that's all the more reason to have them in control of everything, isn't it? Makes them more Godly, right?

The recent poll showing Kamala ahead in Iowa might not foreshadow an Iowa win for her but it might be a hint that she could indeed win North Carolina?

Did Dump in the dumpster truck make him look even more ridiculous than as a McDungald's employee? On that note, give yourself a laugh and check out eel's "Trump'n Track Trash" parody: amiright.com/parody/60s/rollingstones198.shtml

Yes in that debate she beat him like he was a dirty rug, smoked him like he was a pack of menthols. Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.

Anybody feel like taking a crack at a parody of "Ramblin' Man" by the Allman Brothers? Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.

If star power is what will decide this race, the Dems will be easy winners. The other side is scraping the bottom of the barrel with the third rate individuals speaking at their rallies.

Interesting that President Harrison forced Grover Cleveland to win non-consecutive terms, while vice president Harris is trying to keep 45 from winning non-consecutive terms.

@Brutus, it is more likely that Vance still believes 45 is America's Hitler and he is running with him because he has become a fascist himself.

wasn't Kamala's appearance on SNL super cute?

Right now I live with a longtime friend since my ex husband and I divorced 2 years ago (no need for apologies or sympathy. It wasn't working, I was living in Taiwan and not happy). She has known me since I was 17 and in my second last year of high school). She's Taiwanese like my ex husband so I eat plenty of Asian style meals. I live here until I get housing.

ALIVE

We can't say it enough, Mike. Always use your inside voice here at Amiright; otherwise you don't get a cookie

There is one not-widely-disseminated- idea that the Trump team is looking towards a win, then quickly pull a 25th Amendment gambit to get rid of him to install Vance. Because he is even more of a toadie who will nod yes to any idea that someone says "this is the right move".

THE WEIRD AL SONG WAS CALLED STOP DRAGGING MY CAR AROUND

SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS RAPPING

WHERES Z

Is there any chance that Vance still believes that 45 is America's Hitler and that he's running for VP as a safeguard in that he plans to murder Orange if he's elected, making himself president and saving the nation?

"Ramblin' Man" is the title of this Lincoln project video: youtu.be/VXHTwGbuO1Y

Sorry, just spotted I put 28.10.25. Time machine's playing up, I wrote this in 2024!

Don't forget trash day is Tuesday. America will take out the trash of dementia donald once and for all ;-p

To paraphrase the title of one of our songs: "Dreck Garbage"

bobpiecheese, you along with John A Barry, Duc4AmIRight and eeL deaL are the only authors who submit great parodies everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the political nonsense and bogus votes that are plaguing the site. Please help by leaving constructive comments on the said author’s parodies. You are our only hope bobpiecheese.

Apparently 100 year old Jimmy Carter is living long enough to vote for Kamala. How cool is that?

My theory is that conald skunk born in 1946 is the reincarnation of adolf who died in 1945. ;-(

Quit your whining, MP: RBG's got exactly what she wanted: she's down in the most diverse, inclusive, and equitable place in the afterworld. That she's not particularly enjoying being down there is no one's fault but her own.

This actually was significantly more readable and rational than your usual stuff

Betting odds seem to have broken in favor of Frump in the final stretch, giving MAGAts hope, but betting odds favored Hillary in 2016 and she lost, so Libs can look at that and find something to latch onto.

Ironically, Clapton is an immigrant-hating right-winger. But that's not America's problem. We'll take care of America's problem on Tuesday, by voting a straight Democratic ticket.

Clearly, you remember the "Twilight Zone" episode "He's Alive," in which the ghost of Hitler -- or maybe the Devil, taking Hitler's form -- manipulates a young Dennis Hopper. Rod Serling got more hate mail for that one episode than all the others combined, yet it remained the one of which he was the most proud.

It's funny, but not in the way you want it to be, X.

Thanks for your comments all.

It's Halloween and nothing is scarier than the magas. The good news is their leader will lose again.

Connor, you got balls posting this. I don't blame you for the anger. You have come to this site at a point where trolling and disinformation have run rampant. The votes you have been given as of this writing are NOT 100% real; someone is able to hack the system to give as many votes they want in any direction. Just keep on doing what you want to do here (just try to be interwting or entertaining and not be a jerk). Peace. 5 for pacing, 3 for humor. 4 overall.

I've been having a little moral/religious crisis lately, so I would like to apologize for the song I've written here.

I'm reading Navalny's memoirs now. Soon his widow will be Russia's new President and will have an alliance with President Elect Kamala Harris. Meanwhile pukin and conald skunk will share a jailcell in the Hague.

Living in a Airstream and Popeye the Trailer Man

Vance said people shouldn't always take things so seriously, then called Biden's "garbage" comment disgusting. The only thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent, like going from calling Rump "America's Hitler" to running with him.

Thanks for your comment.

Yeah... If you can't choose between DemoKKKrats and your Constitutional rights, then voting is DEFINITELY not for you.

"We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not"

Fascist label ain't sticking because idiots are impervious to the obvious.

Huckster Carlson said that Kamala Harris is Samoan Malaysian at that Madison Square Carnival Nazi rally. The parody correctly refers to her actual heritage which is Jamaican & Indian. Did Carlson confuse her with Tulsi Garbage who is part Samoan?

One more thing, when I say French had no fight in them, I don't mean all French, because there were very fine soldiers on both sides. And I'm not talking about the Waffen SS, because they should be condemned totally

Indeed, no one actually gives a good god-damn about ANY of this.

ROGAN: So you're saying Guderian was insubordinate as he drove to Dunkirk ... TRUMP .. They said Stop Heinz You got to stop. Adolph is crapping his pants over that right flank. You're sticking your neck out too far. Way overexposed. But he just turned off the radio and kept going driving very fast. And these were huge tanks, you understand. Massive, just really huge ... ROGAN: You talking about the Tiger? .. No Joe, Tigers came later. Only after Germans run into our big beautiful Shermans .... ROGAN: Wow, where did Guderian get the balls to defy HItler? TRUMP: Because he was on the ground floor and seeing the reality, just like I did when I came down that elevator with Melania in 2015. The French had no fight in them, because they thought their big beautiful Maginot Line would protect them totally. So Guderian goes all the way to the Coast and wins very strongly. ROGAN: So why did he stop at Dunkirk? TRUMP: Because Guderian turns the radio back on and OKW says: Heinz, we're winning too much. Stop for a minute, we can't take all this winning

Hey MAGA you are preaching to the unwashed deplorable DEMS. Instead of flooding this place with dumb Red-State rhetoric and wasting your time, go find some Undecided Voters to pester--and also find a blog so you can jerk off and ejaculate all over the screen to your Babylon Bee excerpts and weird-ass conspiracy theories from your loser friends in the minority of the voting side. See you on the other side of Democracy, you loser dork.

Be sure to keep overlooking the fact that TWO of Agent Orange's four star generals say he's fascist. Remember he said he only picks the best people and that's what they say. you can't have it both ways.

It was asinine of Dr Phil to say that Blump is not a bully at the neo-Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden because he clearly is a bully. Dr Phil needs psychoanalysis.

At the Trump rally yesterday, Katie Pavlich spotted a self-awareness reminder for Hillary that hits pretty close to home:

A history lesson for Hillary Clinton from inside Madison Square Garden pic.twitter.com/p2mQ4trrPn

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) October 27, 2024

The Clintons had their own Nazi rally at MSG in the early 1990s? No way! Was Hitler there in spirit?

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/10/28/katie-pavlich-spotted-a-history-lesson-for-hillary-clinton-inside-madison-square-garden-n2402897

Yeah, stop breathing air, Twaddling Tammy! You know who ELSE breathed air? HITLER, that's who! You don't want to be like HITLER, do you?

Thanks for your comment.

The fascist carnival at Madison Square Garden that echoed the one there in 1939 is one more thing that will make Orange Mussolini go down. He'll lose more Spanish votes over the tasteless jokes about Puerto Rico. He'll lose more black votes over the tasteless joke about carving watermelons. Evil tends to destroy itself.

We are getting numerous complaints about you cleaning out the cookies in order to mess around with the voting system and give everyone fake votes. This is your absolute last chance. Any more evidence of you cleaning out the cookies and—

Just kidding! By "We" I mean "I" and by "getting" I mean "sending" because I'm just a whiny little BlueAnon pedofaggotranny stuck in my nonbinary parent's basement making false accusations and empty threats against you the way all basement-dwelling welfare leeches do. Chucky and his worn out cabal of losers have obviously long since given up on policing and cleaning up this site for much of anything, so feel free to flood the site with dumb unfunny crap or stuff the defunct voting system with 555 or 111 bombs as you please; it's not as if anybody's going to do anything about anything around here.

All in last few hours:

- Leaked Dem memo shows “fascism” label isn’t sticking

- White House caught manipulating migration data

- More voters say Trump justified in challenging 2020 election results

The wall of lies is rapidly crumbing pic.twitter.com/ms2IdhbTaM
— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) October 28, 2024
https://x.com/shellenberger/status/1850985837472952473

Im no fan of his but I always find it to be just dumb and uncreative to butcher his name

Not even an exorcist and get the Devil our of Conald Skunk.

Looks like the paranoid BlueAnon kooks are out in force!

Always will I treasure your words of encouragement, Me

I can see that someone has been cleaning out the cookies to give 14 bogus 555 votes to people they like or 300 bogus 111 points to parodies that talk about Trump, then accuses one person of doing so in a myriad of fake names. Really; I don't know why this person loves doing this so much. The only type of person who does this must be a psychologically maladjusted dissasociative disordered MAGAhead weirdo who clumsily writes parodies of one obscure 1930s pop tune everyday, and then writes comments in another voice complaining about that.

MOMMY

If you cant make it to the grocery store you can always ask for a rabbit to be pulled out of a hat to eat

I should consider getting some sleep now. I've been busy trying to get the gulf fritillary butterflys of my neighbors mandarin orange trees. My tagate marigolds are only working for short periods of time and I'll have to give my passiflora incarnada yet another bag of compost to see if it helps at all. .

Don’t worry about the bogus votes you have. They are cause by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies like he always does.

Really. Did you have to clean out the cookies to give yourself a set of bogus votes? You can request to have the comments deleted as much as you want but it doesn’t change the fact that you’ve rightfully earned your “Cookie Cleaner” moniker.

The rescue attempt failed, so this is the replacement final verse: “Tupperware, could be seen at a party Unlike cake tins, it was resistant to rust, You had your share, that you kept in the kitchen, Such a shame, that the business went bust.”

@CML -- those green fright wigs are a dead giveaway! :)

RIGHT NOW YOU ARE DRESSING AS A FIREFIGHTER

FIRE GEAR DRESS RACE

the original name is handle with care

That was unedited Trump transcripts from his most recent rally, CML, not a satire.

Last night at the circus, a female clown who was rockin' a green fright wig and polka dot pajames gave me her cell number and told me to call her. But now that I've read this, I can see that she would be nothing but trouble. Thanks for the heads up, Porfle

What is the best dressing for an Agent Orange word salad? Liberal urine?

Whoever you are, Ghost Commentator, you have SOME KIND OF TALENT for parody and satire .... BTW, this person tweeked both Kamala and Trump. Last three posts are tweeking Trumps own style of drivelspeak. So there's something for both sides

https://www.udio.com/songs/pqV9VbyFAmjrGjDui3njCj

Word Salad, Word Salad
-- Bee Bop Dee Boop Explanatory Loop
Word Salad (Word Salad)
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The work of community work and in particular violence intervention is about investing in community, understanding our capacity, understanding the greatness, and then being motivated with that knowledge to do what we can to reduce harm, but not for the sake only of reducing harm, but in investing in the potential, and the greatness. That is the essence of this work.

Wow! 15 555 votes already! Thanks!

Just like Russia would’ve never attacked Ukraine. Zero. By the way, even a Democrat congressman was on television, and many Democrats are saying that. And by the way, for four years, they didn’t. So, it’s not like, oh, gee, they won’t. For four years, they didn’t. I think what happened is when Putin saw how weak we were, how pathetic we were with the stupid Milley and these generals that aren’t even generals as far as I was concerned. What a stupid group of people they were. Mattis, Milley. You know the real ones, the ones that I used to defeat ISIS? We defeated ISIS. They were the real generals. They were the real generals. They weren’t the television generals. They weren’t the dumb ones. They were the ones that were warriors.

Starting in January, we will give our companies the lowest taxes, the lowest energy cost, the lowest regulatory burdens, and free access to the best and biggest market in the planet. But if we keep going like this, we’re not going to have the best market anymore. We’re going to be like Venezuela on steroids, okay. That’s what we’re going to be. And I used to say that. And if I don’t get elected, that’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to end up in a 1929 style depression. If you look at what her policies are, she has no idea about business, she has no idea… Frankly, she has no idea about anything. She destroyed San Francisco, which was really the best city, I think maybe the best city in the country. She destroyed it. She helped destroy California along with Gavin Newsom, who was one of the worst governors in the history of our country. But only if they make their products here, they’re going to get these benefits. Only if they make their products here in America. And they hire American workers to do the job. It’s very simple. And if these companies don’t make their products here, then they will pay a quite stiff tariff. Nice tariff. We’re taking a lot. You know how much China paid us during my time? Hundreds of billions of dollars. No other president got them to pay not 10 cents. Go through all these great presidents. Oh, they were so great. Not 10 cents. China didn’t pay 10 cents. And they were ripping us left and right. That’s why I got into politics, if you want to call it that. I don’t feel I’m a politician, but what the hell? Call me whatever you want. But it really was trade. And you know what? It morphed from trade. And now I say most important thing to me, trade. Always trade with me. We’re going to bring jobs back like nobody’s ever seen. But the border, it’s so horrible what they’re doing to us on the border. To me, if you look at the polls, it’s the economy and it’s inflation, and then it’s the border. I think the border is the biggest.

So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time and certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present and to be able to contextualize it–to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but the future.

And the act of the United States Supreme Court to take away a constitutional right that they didn’t recognize in the people of America will impact a lot of people and differently in some situations and we need to be responsive to these issues and also lift up the voices of all people who will be impacted in the way that they will be impacted… a couple of points in terms of the direct impact.

We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States, for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic… we will assist Jamaica in covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.

The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and, um, talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time. When we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation, depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their god given talent. So today, I’m so happy to be with all of you.

Well I think culture is–it is a reflection of our moment and our time, right? And-and-and present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment and-and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ‘cause, you know–it comes in the morning. Ha ha ha! We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and-and-and a connection to how people are experiencing life, and I think about it in that way, too.

In terms of, uh, the discussions that the president... and I had, uh, they ranged in subject, including the issue of the Black Sea, and I’ll let him explain in more detail as he would like, uh, but we are, again, fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with the president, with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability. All you have to do is look at the map.

So we are committed in everything we are doing, and yes, then the president did say in the state of the union. There is a price to pay for democracy. Gotta stand with your friends. And as everybody knows even in your personal life, being loyal to those friendships based on common principles and values–sometimes it’s difficult. Often it ain’t easy. But that’s what the friendship is about based on shared values. So that’s what we’re doing.

And you know, when I speak with small business owners and entrepreneurs, is some of our younger small business owners actually self-identify as entrepreneurs. They’re small business owners also. Ha ha ha! But we’ll go with whatever you like! Small business owner or entrepreneurs.

And most recently, they even want to eliminate classes that teach "gender ideology." So what are we talking about here? Classes that teach women’s history? Women’s equality? The study of the fact that there are still only 25 women in the United States Senate in a body of 100?

Listen–women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue, and we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake, and codifying Roe will be an important moment in terms of putting back in place protections for-for the folks who are at risk right now because of what the court did in Dobbs just weeks ago.

If we're supposed to believe what both sides tell us, they're both fascists. Who knows anymore. Just because one is with a party you like more doesn't mean they'd be a better leader

Harris is a very American sounding name, much more so than Obama who was a two term president. It's easy to visualize her winning, especially considering that polls show her up with women by double digits while she trails with men by only a few points. Agent Orange won white women against Clinton & Biden but now Harris has narrowed that gap substantially in the post-Roe era.

Congrads, Madam President Elect! Only 12 days until she defeats the Fascist!

Real JAB, who got hoodwinked. But I do share Fake Ag's sentiments about the parody; it's very good.

Did you hear about the Mormon who read this parody and was inspired to try oral on his wife? I'm told his standing in the community took a real nosedive

@Agrimoree (the real one) - I knew the first comment wasn't yours as soon as I read it.. I think the not knowing/not caring/not having the energy to find out what's real is going to be the Donald's lasting legacy. Sigh

@Peter - I thought I might have coined a neologism, but a few people did get there first. Deeper sigh

Fake Agrimorfee and possibly a fake JAB.up there, BTW. Who knows what is real anymore?

Damn cops always showing up causing cannibalingus interruptus...

What Agrimorfee said, Phil. You've given me an idea, thanks.

Thanks for your comments. It’s appreciated

Thanks for your comments.

Thanks for your feedback Terry. I hope your son enjoyed this! Thanks again. 👍

My son is a lifter and would love this 😂

Proving absolutely nothing.

BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,I DROPPED A ANVIL,ON HIS HEAD

Project much, MAGAtt?

it's the lame comments by MAGAts that are spam, not the creative and fun parodies of the wonderful eel deal. i can't stop singing his parodies! It's so outrageous that historian Allan Lichtman has gotten death threats for announcing that his reliable election prediction system points to a Harris win. That's how ugly the forces are that have been released by Agent Orange, and why he has to lose for the good of the nation. Even meteorologists have gotten death threats in the Dump era. How sick is that?

John Kelly called the maga a Fascist. That's an insult to Fascists everywhere. ;-p https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

Yeah, E.D.: quit being so antisocial and stop obsessing over President Trump and his followers so much.

I kind of miss chucky not allowing some words

Although somewhat of a sad topic, the parody deserves better ratings than it's gotten in my opinion

Regardless of outcome, if you keep obsessing like this you'll drive yourself completely crazy. You seem very antisocial and possibly violent against anyone who disagrees with you in any way

Sethie, why do you have to keep using bad language all the time?

Jesus Christ on A Cracker, you have totally lost your mind MAGAtt.

@Donald McDonald, that's nothing, Justin Trudeau twice displayed blackface and dressed up in Indian attire when to most people that would be racist.

Of course, this is not the first time our country's last REAL President has worked with McDonald's, is it, KommieLiar Whoreass rimmers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI-xhtOhvGg

Your stupid traitortwat has never done a day's work in ANY honest profession ever.

OK, here's a challenge: a parody of "Old McDonald" about the orange-impasto fraud "working" at the Golden Arches.

Dump acting like he was working at McDonald's looked as ridiculous as Michael Dukakis did when he wore a military helmet in 1988. Dukakis lost. So will Dump.

Thanks for your comments

You do know that the above was not from me, right?

If you give us Donald Trump, we will give you Justin Trudeau, then you'll see who is really worse

Of course, something else SeeBS and Nothing But Crap tried to do for Whoreass was try to shift the burden of proof onto Trump, as if it were his job to prove a negative rather than that traitortwat liar's to prove her own positive assertion.

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2024/10/21/liars-cbs-nbc-argue-trump-said-without-evidence-kamala-never

That's not to say that all the corporate heads at McDonald's are in their right minds these days.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/10/21/not-lovin-it-mcdonalds-offered-kamala-a-chance-to-work-at-restaurant-like-trump-but-never-responded-n2180853

'Course, everyone knows no fast food franchise in its right mind would ever hire a privileged parasitic prostitute like KommieLiar Whoreass, no matter what her rectum-sucking propagandists might try to pretend.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2024/10/ny-times-twists-itself-into-a-bind-to-prove-harris-worked-at-mcdonalds/

Gee, I wonder why so many of your fellow RATS are fleeing KommieLiar Whoreass & Tampon Timmy Wall-'o-China's SINKING SHIP then...

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/10/19/dont-tell-kamala-but-endangered-dem-candidates-are-embracing-donald-trump-in-ads-n4933474

What about when pop-ups are blocked?

I would take that deal in a heartbeat, and most Canadians would too. Justin Trudeau is the worst thing to happen to Canada in the 21st Century.

Give us Justin and you can have conald skunk. ;-p

Thanks for your comments all.

Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it!

Wow, great ploy. Betcha fooled everybody with that. I’ve never seen such a needy SOB in my life.

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thanks for nothing. Gotta admit, I thought you had finally given up your geezer music obsession by finally parodying more recent songs, including the Edmund Fitzgerald number, but you ruined everybody’s Monday by posting yet another garbage variant of your ‘tard anthem. And how lame is it that you can’t change more than six words from this song before giving up and clicking Send? I wouldn’t doubt the Sweathogs could write something funnier. But then, when your parody source material comes from Gary McNamara’s phallus it’s bound to be skewed. Darrrrrrr.

Interesting to note that George&GermaineBriantFan is still hesitant to post comments under his own name, as if no one can figure it out.

Thanks Zen! I think I should have sat on this one more week.

Language, dude!

Please remove this parody from the site.

Why thank me, ‘TardZilla? You copy/pasted them. That might be an impediment when I ask you to show me how I’m “incompetent”.

Oh look, the resident retard has come back with yet another reprise of his favorite song ever onto the board. You would have been expelled from the Sweathogs back in Gabe Kotter’s class. Ever considering collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.

Thanks for your comments.

Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.

$&@?! You got me again. What a stupid challenge — bullying me to listen to your tacky, tired tune in the hopes that it will “cure” me from being offended by you 24/7. Let me know if the stupidly of that ever sinks in. As I’ve told you too many times to count, there isn’t a hint of wit in your stupid song. You carpet bombed this song nearly 500 times here and how many positive comments did you get? Less than two. I guess the majority’s on to something there. Show me the “wit and creativity” you claim is inherent in your ‘tard anthem. You can’t, but I can show you at least five things that are wrong with it: 1) The blatant stupidity and hypocrisy of the trite lyrics, which are allegedly the most genius lyrics ever written. Anyone who thinks this song is the stroke of genius should be tested. 2) The fact that you can’t change more than six words from the OS before giving up and moving on to the next variant. Seriously, less than a 1% change and you can’t even make that clever? 3) “Simple as the day is long”. Holy cow, where do I even start? Who the **** thinks that this line is even remotely clever, let anyone genius? The fact that you don’t even bother to change this line from any of your variants of said song is risible. 4) The fact that it’s almost a century old. You couldn’t find anything after that which interested you? I’m guessing you just picked a random song out of some YouTube geezer playlist and you’ve obsessed over it ever since. 5) the almost 500 variations you posted under various pseudonyms and fake song titles in an attempt to get the attention of “Ivy League music historians”. There was at least one week where you posted TWENTY different variations, more than half of which were completely ignored. You even admitted on some board site that the United Nations should make this their official anthem. Not surprising given their inability to come up with anything original on their own. To this date you’ve never given us a rational explanation as to why you posted this song as much as you did with very little difference in variations. And let’s not get into the “reprises” which probably made up at least half of your ‘tard anthem postings. If you’re going to post the same song 500 times, at least have the courtesy to have a different topic for each variant. The sugar-free cake one got posted nearly fifteen times. I could go on, but something tells me you wouldn’t get the point if it slapped you in the face. The fact that this is the best you could do when posting the same old song multiple times each week is lame, even for you. I wouldn’t doubt Weird Al Yankovic could have done it better. Oh, and no I’ll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.

Way to flex that double-digit IQ. Hey, try this: instead of wasting three minutes of your life to write and post another stupid comment, why not take that time to listen to “R****m S***s”, the song that was an inescapable fixture of this site for months? I hear that listening to it just once will cure you from being offended by me and my topics 24/7. If you listen to it five times it will cure you from being offended by Gary McNamara 24/7, and if you play it 20 times you’ll have a clean bill of health for the rest of your life. Think that 20-watt philosophers brain of yours can accomplish that? Dream on, it ain’t happening. See you next Tuesday.

I hear he’s still living.

Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident philosopher is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original commentaries knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...

Orange ya glad I gave you 5s? ;-p

Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident retard is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original Grandpa Magic knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...

PLEASE justvstop, you are not fooling anyone. You are just WEIRD.

Everybody knows that you are the crazy, obsessed peabrain that floods the site with fake comments. Ok, we get it. Now get the flock out from yer mommy's basement and get a goddamned life.

This gives me an idea to do a Breakfast Club parody ;-p. By the way there's a great video about OS you may have seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvWQj4MCyQ&t=21s

And the police better be ready for you guys when you throw rocks at them and set cars and trash cans on fire while you scream your stupid "Not My President" slogan.

^^^^ Way to ruin everyone’s Friday. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if my comments are so banal, why copy them unless you’re incapable of providing anything better? Too stupid to admit the Internet Archive is never coming back?

All I can say is magas book your trip to the Capitol on Jan. 6rh, 2025 now. But this time the FBI, National Guard, and Secret Service will be ready for you.

Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience’s respect for you will grow exponentially. All I know about the Internet Archive is that it got hacked last week, so I have no interest in anything about it whatsoever, but it’s obvious the shutdown had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be throwing a temper tantrum on it via another worthless “parody”. Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t jerk off to Carole Lombard anymore? There’s still Sally Eilers and Peggy Shannon, so go knock yourself out. Is Parson Belvue McPherson your new identity, spreading the gospel about Gary McNamara and his raging hormones “cowboy hoedown” or the evils of an Ed Wynn impersonator destroying any hope for the future of humanity? Let me guess what your gospel theme song will be. Oh wait, no need, you already parodied that one eight billion times. Not surprising from someone whose favorite song ever is a forgotten novelty song from a century ago. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if Carole Lombard is so attractive to you, why don’t you just join her ASAP? Something tells me she would tell you to kiss her @$$ anyway. Dream on, it ain’t happening.

It's so much fun to sing eel's parodies! His new title lyric line does add a syllable but it's still very easy to sing effectively. I disagree with Fay saying maga freaks have their heads in the sand. They are fully aware of Frump's fascist nature and celebrate it openly.

Ha! Me of all people complaining about “the majority” when you do it every day. I wrote my parody because of the negative reaction surrounding hackers going against the Internet Archive, which also seems to be the consensus on this board. The fact that no one alive today remembers seeing Carole Lombard at 18 years old is irrelevant. If you took as much time to look at her photos from that time than you did to write your comment, you would be excited over her too. There aren’t really any photos of her “showing off” at 16 or 17, so no need to contact Chris Hansen. Besides, I actually parodied songs that people are familiar with. I used the freakin’ Edmund Fitzgerald song, one of the “Big Seven”. Not unlike G&GBF, who was a sackless coward who fixated on subjects only of interest to himself. No one even remembers Gary Whatshisname or that “cowboy hoedown” story anymore, but it’s obvious his catchphrase had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be offended by it 24/7. Oh, and both my parodies rock today, and not just because they’re virtually the same thing. Have you gotten desperate enough to throw temper tantrums over the Internet Archive shutting down? That would be hilarious. See you next Tuesday.

How about replacing the joker line with "maybe she's a coker"?

The guy who posted this and the Grandpa Magic crap today is taking off where our beloved G&GBF left off — beating old themes into the ground and copy-pasting old commentary. I will say that he surprised us today by using songs that are more recent than his usual choices, but then again that doesn’t require half the effort of writing a decent parody, which neither of today’s submissions are. As regards Carole Lombard, how many people are there still alive today who saw her when she was 18 years old, showing off a swimsuit or some other scantily-clad dress? I’m guessing less than two. Again, we’re talking about someone whose greatest jerk-off fantasies are geezer ghosts and some talk show host who pretended to be a cowboy as part of some high school graduation ceremony. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.

Not a bad parody despite what * says. 445 from me, 5 just for the effort and the devoted knowledge. You could have been a little more broadminded than just being worried about Carole--no shade on her, it's just TOO niche for a general parody. I use IA to hunt for music. I remain hopeful that this is all just a bump in the road.

Something this current and we still get references to Carole Lombard? There was only one person on here who was absolutely nuts about her, and I was naively under the assumption he had finally moved on.

I know you’re all proud of yourself for utilizing some program that allows you to pay tribute to some website that was hacked, but in reality, when you insist on only changing half the words of the OS in an attempt to bring the site back up sooner, you’re just being delusional. I don’t use the Internet Archive, but I would never smear their efforts at bringing to site back to its “former glory” by posting this “parody”. Also, no one cares about the Mysterious Cities of Silver or whatever other stupid $&!? was on that site. I guess the majority’s on to something there.

FBI quietly proves President Trump right and David Muir a liar:

https://rumble.com/v5j5b2b-gutfeld-democrats-have-always-lived-in-a-fantasy-world.html

Old magazine articles of Carole Lombard during her career were available on the Media History Digital Library, which relied on magazine articles posted on the Internet Archive.

I had just downloaded all 39 episodes of the original Mysterious Cities of Gold (1982) series from there too!

I don't know about the democrats, but here in Canada, Justin Trudeau and the Liberals think taxes can prevent storms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wyevnsFLJI

'Cause you all suck; oh yes, you do!
Don't even bother to deny it's true!
Yes, you all suck in a major way,
And that is all I have to say.

'Cause you all suck; oh yes, you do!
Don't even bother to deny it's true!
Yes, you all suck in a major way,
And that is all I have to say.

RETARDED!!!

I am honored beyond words, Great One. Perhaps our two parodies could go head to head to see which one comes out on top. We'll call it a "Beat Off" .... Offhand (lol) I'd say my first two stanzas would pose a really stiff challenge. On the other hand, Great One does come on strong at the end, whereas I did slack off a bit there at the end. I may have climaxed too soon

Not every parody...strangely, it's all the parodies that obviously attack Donald Trump and the right, and many of the parodies written by the same authors of those works that have no political ideology. Whatever the case, this pointless, infantile action has rendered the voting system moot.

As the site's #1 Pink Floyd fan, I am morally obligated to review and comment. The title lyric line is a bit hard to pull off pacing-wise, but the funniest aspect is the extremely good rhyme matching. Yeah I am biased. IDGAF. #harriswalz2024 (And Fay Shist is 100% OTM, The Wall is what Roger Waters has been trying to warn us about since 1979...and also with Animals in 1977)

You anti-vaxxers also against vaccinating the kids of Gaza to protect them from polio? Stop being pro-disease.

The fascist imagery in the Pink Floyd movie "The Wall" seems so relevant these days. Rump's joint Chiefs chairman, four-star general Millie referred to him as a total fascist, fascist to the core, but be sure to keep your heads buried in the sand, MAGAts.

…every parody has multiple votes (mostly in multiples of 13 or 14); they are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies then refreshing the page to add more votes before cleaning out the cookies again to repeat the process.

Still cleaning out the cookies as always Cookie Cleaner? Shame on you.

…the_conqueror_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you all those bogus votes. Shame on you Cookie Cleaner.

As vulnerable as Florida is to hurricanes, it's insane of the voters there to have kept the state politically Red in recent years. Cubans consider socialism a greater threat than climate change?

The chemicals to make clouds release rain prematurely has existed since at least 2008 when China used it outside of town during the Bejing Olympics to make sure no rain fell on the stadiums. On. Live. Television.

Every Olympic since have had access to this. Of course that's low hanging fruit compared to start a hurricane, which no-one can do yet and probably never will.

The Orange Dementia has virally infected MAGA. They aren't able to construct a complex sentence either. Amazing security code synchronicity: H84.

Ah, E.D. is just trying to distract everyone from how badly the stupid whore the DemoKKKrats are stuck with ever since they defenestrated Dementia Joe bombed her softball interview with never-Trumper Bret Baier yesterday. "Let's go back to Donald Trump." Yes indeed: let's.

@N2LD4U that's nothing, here in Canada, our Prime Minister thinks taxes can prevent storms and forest fires.

Naturally, since you loony leftards are perpetually stuck in Year Zero of yourinsane ideology, you've likewise forgotten just how many of your own celebrities were fashionably anti-vaccine WAY back before the Wuhan Virus hit our country:

https://www.jezebel.com/heres-a-fairly-comprehensive-list-of-anti-vaccination-c-1714760128

So yeah, you really shouldn't be casting any stones at your obvious moral and intellectual superiors from those GLASS HOUSES of yours, leftards!

Then, of course, there's HAARP, which nutjobs like you were already claiming controlled the weather even BEFORE Hurricane Katrina:

https://geopolitics.co/2015/06/06/us-air-force-admits-they-can-control-weather/

Seems to me, however, that if you Climate Cultists had ever had that kind of power, every hurricane season from 2017-2020 would have been a long string of hurricanes and tornadoes mostly slamming the red states in the South so you could claim your fool religion had been vindicated. "See? See!? Gaia is ANGRY with us for not destroying our civilization!"

I can remember when you loony leftards claimed George W. Bush controlled the weather::

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/George_W._Bush%27s_Hurricane_Machine

Hypocrisy: Leftist Media Warns Trump May Use Lawfare Against Democrat Opposition

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hypocrisy-leftist-media-warns-trump-may-use-lawfare-against-democrat-opposition

All of the far Left's accusations about the Right are confessions of their own crimes.

All of the far Right's accusations about the Left are confessions about their own behavior.

Projection, you guys are masters.

Easy and greasy.

He got off... easy.

Yes, you leftards are insufferably dumb.

FFS, if we all thought Babylon Bee was FUNNY, we wouldn't be HERE.

Yeah, c'mon man. If we could get rid of the first amendment, they wouldn't be able to complain about us eliminating the second amendment either. LMK if you can see a pattern forming.

That's not what your mom said last night!

Bee et al. seem to be rage-compensating for small organs.

Adam's parody works for me, not those by Babylon Bee. Watch those by Parody Project instead.

Oops, you are right. Between them and the big 'Y' , pretty much everything has been done. Still never enough Star Wars parodies on this site...

Cookie Cleaner, wow you started early! I you are also a Comment Cleaner as well.

So it has. And I even commented on it. Whoever did that was pretty good. Of course my motivation here is reacting to JAB's 60 parodies of Grooving in one week. I was concerned that 60 just wasn't enough and that ONE MORE was needed

Despite the theme being similar to a song I've heard on dr demento, this was very original

For those too young to remember .. The top comments track a line that Cagney impersonators would always use, which itself is a parody of a line in a Cagney movie ....... "You dirty rat, I know you killed my brother. You see this rod (pistol). That means it's curtains (death) for you. It's a curtain rod."

Dayum, you Kommie Kapo Kocksucker J-Streeter Whoreasses are delusional!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/inxs9.shtml

Congrads President Elect Kamala! Break out the tissues magas ;-p I personally don't think Allan Lichtman's "10 out of 10" is impressive. Actually if you correctly guess 10 coin tosses in a row the odds are 1/1024. However if you can observe the coins as they come down and call them right before they hit the ground that's 100%. Most of us knew in September when he "predicted" Kamala that she would easily win. So his predictions are something anyone can do. The only election that gave him clout was 2016 when the loser "won"...but he also incorrectly predicted Gore, a winner who "lost'

This "Mr Tangerine Man" music video is good: youtu.be/5RxVt0I889Y

MEDIATE

THE WARRANT

Is that mark robinson?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

This is a great song with a similar theme to this parody: https://youtu.be/aKh-PdKMXJ4

Wrong, Andy.

I suspect a lot of comments on eel's parodies are eel himself from the similarity in tone and increasing craziness

There is nothing un-American about enjoying trashing Rump poetically. I would argue the opposite, that it's un-American to not do so. There is nothing commendable about voting for a person who crapped all over the peaceful transfer of power just because you think he can get your gas prices down a nickel a gallon.

From a karmic standpoint, it's definitely better to have an artist's blessing when using the music of that artist in a political campaign.

Alternative chorus: "Musk is moving X to Texas, a state that is controlled by the GOP. Musk is moving X to Texas, because he thinks like slumpkins in Missouri."

Based on what Dump said about John McCain, we could expect him to say this about Jesus: "He's a hero because he was crucified? I like guys who weren't crucified."

Singing eel's parodies is a lot of fun! I highly recommend it.

It seems there are many who would applaud a "let's impale x president" parody of that Neil Young song mentioned.

Very good and true point and assessment, "don't help"

GRANDMA JUST RANOVER ONE OF SANTAS REINDEER,VENISON FOR OUR CHRISTMAS MEAL

This idea was already done back in 2020: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theyoungrascals5.shtml

can I have fries with this?

Don't know the fact situation, but remember the OS. You tracked it really well

...in the comments section.

What, did somebody wipe out your "Please help bobpiecheese" spam too?

Lichtman correctly predicted nine of the last 10 presidential races. The only one he missed was in 2000 which was decided by 537 votes in Florida. Based on that track record, the best set MAGAts can hope for is a race like 2000 where the now Rump-stuffed Supreme Court can make him winner. There is every reason for them to be sweating hard.

Thanks again, Bob.

Thanks, Bob.

Another great parody! Well done JAB!

Hey JAB, nice to see you again! 555

Really good Ducs! Well done! 555

Very good indeed A2Z. 555s all round

Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have turned into a Commeny Cleaner as well

You know, bobpiecheese, those other regular authors Duc4AmIRight and John A Barry can take care of themselves while that talentless loser eel deal can go suck on another exhaust pipe. John A Barry has submitted so many parodies at a time that just about nobody actually reads them. Don't bother with comments or votes, as this site is dying anyway. Its founder Chuck has long since abandoned it and left it to run on inertia until it collapses under the weight of all its political propagandist parasites and spammers, so there's no need to help prolong the suffering.

As people with brains already know, she comes into politics with experience as a prosecutor. Most folks in the legal profession learn how to choose their words and diction with style over time. It's not like she had to learn to deflect and debate in three months time. And in the end game, NOBODY REALLY GIVES A F.

Caution: mental midget at work.

Isn't stalling for time in uncertain situations while waiting for more information one of the key features of experienced actors and politicians? This might be the most presidential thing she has done so far. Sure, Trump winging it without a teleprompter all the time is even more impressive, but as far as gaffes goes this one isn't, I'd go so far as to guess she's been prepped and trained for doing this if their tech goes out accidentally or if it's being hacked.

Wow, that mindless salad-tossing traitortwat sure looks like a puppet with its strings cut when her teleprompter goes out, doesn't she?

https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/04/kamala-teleprompter-dies-and-she-freezes-n2401789

Must be using Hussein's teleprompter; thing gets mighty temperamental when it doesn't get thos sexy iMacs it demands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8

Didn't the weird manner in which Musk was jumping up and down at the Rump rally in Butler make him look like a total lunatic? Why would he say to F***er Carlson that if Dump loses the election, he's f***ed? He'd still be the richest man in the world, wouldn't he?

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1806569055697916392

Debates are not predictive of outcomes. Hillary Clinton won all three debates, still lost. John Kerry won all of the debates, still lost. Barack Obama got trounced, 72%-20% in the poll, worse than Biden, and went on to win. That’s why we rely on the thirteen keys, which tap into the structure of how elections really work, and they show that Democrats’ really only chance to win, contrary to everything I’ve heard, is with Biden running.

You Can Ignore Allan Lichtman and His Presidential Predictions

https://goodreason.substack.com/p/you-can-ignore-allan-lichtman-and

One of the keys in historian Allan Lichtman's election outcome prediction system is candidate charisma but it has to be broad charisma. The 2024 Republican candidate has charisma with his nutty base but has anti-charisma with a greater number of people.

Eddie, the rumor we heard as six year olds was that you were making it with Barbara Billingsley .. but sometimes she couldn't do it with you because "Ward would be too hard on the beaver" the night before. And then you'd have to "wax down your surfboard"; cause you couldn't wait for June.

You know, CML, when it came to getting myself off, I used to "leave it to beaver" .. but now thanks to Jeffrey Toobin, I too take matters into my own hands

I didn't need to be reminded

I reckon he'd say the Party left HIM when you deranged vaxxcsist warmongers took it over; kinda like what happened to Cindy Sheehan and other useful idiots who actually believed in all that "anti-war" crap you liars used to spew once they had outlived their usefulness to you.

Hey PHB, haven't you pissed on this wall enough?

Wow, you kowtow. Your words and vocabulary betray you. Who is your god? Did you ever pass the 3rd grade? Get an education before using 'big words' that you don't know the meaning of. That doesn't make you 'macho' or 'cool' at all.

beagle/illegal is a nice rhyme!

Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!

https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9

Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

I'll bet you still believe Dan Rather's obviously-forged-on-Microsoft-Word Killian Memos are real.

Thanks for your 555 votes all! It is appreciated!

I was expecting this to be about doing drugs in the Walmart parking lot, but not the worst. Also, that's too many "Groovin'" parodies. Get some new material, dude.

Beat me to it. 555!

Now we know where MAGA lives: Tempe: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gunfire-hits-vice-president-kamala-harris-campaign-office-in-arizona

Go 'way! Batin'!

Almost in America

Thanks

What about that traitor trash criminal SMF trump?

Great parody rewrite. Ignore MAGA and his ilk, he's immature and can't face the truth. He kisses Russian fanny and takes his elementary school daughter to a local father-daughter dance because he's a chump, a sore loser and a geeky follower of a spankee boy antichrist. He's sick. Just ignore him and his sassymouth kind, they're deluded, uncultured, dense, banal and dumb. And the worst part of it all is that they CHOSE to be. Have a good weekend.

Hated the original pompous song but this lyrical rewrite is a good as it gets. Kudos!

Drinking that poison Kook-Aid again.

This parody can't be beat, CML I give it five and around, and I don't mean fingers.

The cult is getting very, very nervous, so keep it up with these parodies.

For a guy who hates Trump I'm surprised you haven't used Neil Young's "Let's Impeach the President" yet.

That's because "Reserve" here is a noun, not a verb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE

There's never any shortage of BS from the Federal Reserve. As its detractors like to point out, it doesn't "reserve" anything, and doesn't answer to the federal government. It's just the place where Congress goes to get more digital currency printed (on a balance spreadsheet) whenever it doesn't have enough tax revenue to cover the latest expenditures in a bill it just passed—which is EVERY time it passes one of those bills now.

If I had to describe mega people in one word, it would be rabid. Someone with a strong voice should sing the following and post it: tiny.cc/white-rabid

Fed bull, fed bull, so much BS...

"That was wonderful!"

"Bravo!"

"I loved that!"

"Oh, it was great!"

"Well, it was pretty good..."

"Well it wasn't bad..."

"Well, there were parts if it that weren't very good, though."

"It could have been a lot better!"

"I didn't really like it."

"It was pretty terrible!"

"It was bad!"

"It was awful!"

"Aw, it was terrible!"

"Get 'em away!"

"Hey, BOO!"

"BOOOOOO!!!"

Yup Maga, everybody has problems

So that's what happens when the "End" key somehow submits the parody for me, the last word of the title gets axed. It's meant to be "The Darker the Weather // The Better the Man", folks. No, still don't know why it's got the "//" in there.

Now where, oh where, oh where could anybody have gotten the idea that the treasonous unelected illegitimate Biden Regime has been withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene? Where could people be getting these crazy notions?

Oh yeah:

https://notthebee.com/article/this-woman-blasted-joe-biden-live-on-nbc--she-has-family-that-has-been-trapped-in-nc-for-4-days

I knew nothing about this or him but just researched. But I'm inclined to believe Robinson's denial of it being him. Don't put allegations as being true

Also to eel, you're not helping anything with your increasingly crazy seeming take on things. I don't like either of them or various policies on both sides so I really don't have a side. But you're not helping by contributing to the madness on a constant basis

The maga guy makes everyone who might possibly think the republican ticket isn't as bad as the democratic ticket look bad. He represents the extreme, delusional part of the party, which i don't think represents most of it at all. Yes they should have had a different candidate but this is where it is with low voter turnout in the primary. The maga guy also does not represent independents who might go republican this time. Also to others on here, needlessly shaming those who disagree with you enough to not vote like you do doesn't help anything either. You don't have to agree with everything to vote for someone, just think they're not as bad as the competition on various issues. There's plenty of insanity on the extremes of both sides as we see on this site. Rise above it. Research issues, become an informed voter, don't vote based on personality alone

Only degenerates could vote for the most disgusting ticket ever which of course is Dump & Vance.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-says-smashed-taylor-swift-signed-guitar-bid-4000-auction-jok-rcna173483

If the evil Skunk loses Carolina, PA, or WI it's all over. The MAGA one guy will be boohooing badly Nov. 5th.

https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20240930/biden-harris-administration-continues-whole-government-response-hurricane

Idle threats, dumbass.

Y'know, I think we patriots have come up with the perfect punishment for all you capital traitors who still support whoever's pulling Dementia Joe's strings: we should conscript all you Biden-rimming flabby rainbow-haired sissy soy-boys (and Karens) and put you losers on the front lines of this treasonous illegitimate regime's illegal proxy war with Russia, and have you armchair warriors try to operate all that outdated military equipment this illegitimate regime has sent there on the productive patriotic taxpayers' dime. That way, you Kool-Aid-drinking Biden-rimming Commies can all demonstrate for everyone just how absolutely certain you are of the similarly unelected (and likewise illegitimate) Zelensky Regime's victory over Russia you've all been claiming to believe is imminent—right before you privileged parasitic pedofaggotrannies are all slaughtered for the worthless cannon fodder you are, that is.

Treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden IS withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin won't lie about. You'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. Such treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs are all you genocidal psychopathic DemoKKKrat insurrectionists.

Excellent stuff :-) I wish I knew the OS better (well, at all), but this flows really well

Rump said that by Biden is withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject the creep won't lie about. He'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. So despicable is he.

I'll say thanks real quick while the light is still red

DELUSIONAL!!!

Here's a even better original song with Carolina in the title, quite possibly quite suitable for a Trump/Harris rewrite should anyone want to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzK_8ecYOs

(Treat is the Swedish hair metal band that was always parallell to Europe and a degree better than them, except they never had that big hit to propel them up to big arena fillers. Still active though).

This one gave me a good laugh. 555

I approve of this parody. Gotta go, possum on the griddle.

At least we can be assured he will calm concede when he loses. RIGHT??? RIGHT!!!??

@ Agrimorfee and Sharif - Many thanks! :D

You missed a couple of parody possibilities. "Choomin'" a song about indulging in high dose THC, performed by Barry Soetero And His Young Rascals. Also, "Turbin'" by Jeffrey Toobin, about the pleasures and hazards of online onanism

The problem with that request is that the "something funny" part doesn't compute with AI; none of those systems have a sense of humor, nor are they any good at simulating one. The humor, you have to supply yourself, e.g. "Write a song about a supervillain who's the epitome of evil among parking garage attendants," or "Describe our country's failing economy entirely in terms of toilet metaphors."

https://suno.com/song/e4eef624-4750-4c21-bd96-ee9954bad229

In the land of comments, text, and scroll,
Everyone's a hero or a troll:
There's no room for gray; oh, no way!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler today!

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!

In this world of moral black and white,
I am never wrong; I'm always right.
Label them fast and shout it clear:
Everyone I don’t like is Hitler in here!

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!

What if we showed a bit of grace?
Saw the world as a bigger place?
No, that's too hard; let's just say
Everyone I don't like is Hitler today!

[Instrumental]

Keyboard warriors on each website,
In this flame battle we choose to fight
Will soon say you're Hitler, one finds;
If we don't like you, you're Hitler in our minds.

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!

They're like Homer Simpson in the episode "Trash of the Titans" where he was the only one who supported himself at the end.

Uh oh... looks like you upset the lunatic fringe!

The lunatic fringe? You Whoreass-rimming crankcases have already spoken.

Who but Al Porfle could have exposed the banal genius of the English poet Donovan in such an inspired fashion ..... WHO BUT HE!!

Fun read with two characters who had very little substance to build a parody around, that's mad parody skillz (but I would expect nothing less from you Porfle).

Brilliant parody, but what will the lunatic fringe have to say?

It's time for me to go see something else.

Good afternoon all. Please leave me some great feedback!

This is excellent :) Not convinced by the premise (I completely agree it's more likely to be the work of a single deluded fanatic with way too much time on his hands than a Russian bot.. I mean, why??) :-D

I do find it amusing that the MAGA bot has to insist that the proven Russian interference that got Trump elected in 2016 was discredited. The one missing step was that Trump knew it was happening, and I've said on here many times that Trump was obviously not knowingly colluding with Russia because he would have told everyone if that had been the case. He was a useful idiot, not a knowing participant. But given the number of people in prison (many from Trump's immediate circle of confidants), calling the whole probe "discredited" is self-delusion at its finest.

The 80s just called. They want your cutting edge insult humor.

Six hundred fifty 1s! (times three categories). Impressive stuff. I'm not familiar with the original song, but I'll give you a row of 5's based on a historical record for excellence.

I want to take credit for the phrase "A Schrodinger's Cat Nothingburger" being applied everywhere a story's debunked as dead but still lives on among those looking towards the box of its remains from beyond. :-) :-)

@wow - what do you have against TCOP? Reminds me of so many others here making such evidence-free claims

@"Liberal Lexicon" - What evidence was there when Trump made the claims? None. His VP says it's not true. A bunch of people making stuff up to support Trump after he had made his nonsensical remarks does not mean he was right all along. Even if (and it's a big "if" because frankly I don't believe you/them) there are now people stating on TwiX that Haitian immigrants are eating pets, Trump did his rant when the only support for the lie was a photo of a non-Haitian not from Springfield at all, a retracted FB post from someone who was reporting hearsay, and a police report regarding someone whose cat was still in the basement. Trump has zero critical thinking skills, and is unable to determine whether something is true or false. You want someone that stupid in power?

Against all evidence -- Backed up by video testimony of dozens of people in Springfield that has appeared on TwitterX

BOO!!! Up yours, Tampon Timmy!

So you DO admit that Don is a mental midget.

I knew the MAGA crowd would be desperate to justify their cult leader's cupidity, anything to pretend that against all evidence he knew what he was talking about, but having watched those videos it is even more pellucidly clear that this isn't happening in Springfield. Vance knew he was lying, and Trump is too stupid to realise it's bollocks.

@Peter: rabbits have been food for far longer than they've been pets. We had a cat who used to bring in wild rabbits on a regular basis.. once dead, you have a limited time to deal with a rabbit as its gut bacteria keep on producing gas, and the results are amazingly gross: one pretty much exploded just outside the kitchen door. We did consider tanning the skins, but decided against :-)

What JD Vance wants is to restore the Ottoman Empire. Quit dogging him about eating Haitian couisine.

Damn straight, Hey!

Wow. Looks like I've REALLY riled up Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here! Since all DemoKKKrats' accusations are projections, we'll have to assume Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here is, in fact, living in his mom's basement. Of course, the one time I've ever seen him tell the truth on here was when he proudly asserted he and his beloved (loser) candidate Dementia Joe were equally mentally healthy. Considering that he both asserts the assassination attempts on President Trump were "staged" and that he wishes Thomas Crooks could have a do-over, I dare say his mental health is STILL at an equal level with Dementia Joe's; which explains a lot.

"I am serious; and don't call me Shirley."

Explains why they falsely accused the Haitians; they want all the canines for themselves. And if JD Chance likes puffer fish we should not discourage him ;-p

MAGA is angry. You attributed his single handed work to a Russian troll factory. Nope, the 1s-5s guy is an evil little maga twerp right here in the good ole USA! I assume he isn't hitting the back button all those times, as that's a lot of work. He's got some program that does it automatically. I guess the admin here never figured out how to permanently ban the maga Fascist. Someday he'll have a stroke and we'll know here's moved out of his Momma's basement and into a nursing home when the 1s-5s stop. ;-p

Is that why Orange Orangutan doesn't have a dog for a pet? He considers them food?

Methinks CML should mind his own business.

You are just pissed that Don now has a better opponent called to the table.

Very insightful, thought provoking, and intelligent. Thanks for your comment.

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

2003 MICHAEL MCCARY LEAVES BOYZ II MEN

IT'S AEROSMITH

There's a reason I bring that last point up on this thread. I've had a real knock down drag out argument with Phil Alexander about the actual winner of the 2020 election. Excellent arguments have been made all around, so it comes down to which side is more trustworthy, or less trustworthy. My side has always made the argument that, based on obvious and serious mental deterioration that Biden was manifesting before the election that he was or would be, at some point, mentally unfit to be the President of the USA. And of course, the Dem side dismissed us as crackpots even as the evidence became overwhelming. And in so doing, they perpetrated the greatest electoral fraud in my lifetime. And so the question becomes, if they lied about Joe's mental state, what else were they lying about. Well, everything just read my posts.

I was going to go easy on Biden and say that .. on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is minimally competent to be the POTUS and 1 was a drooling vegetable .. on that scale I was going to give him a 3 but after what just happened ..... I mean to tell you this latest tard-osity out-tards all previous Joe-tardations by several orders of tarditure ... Joe recently made a public appearance where he had ONE JOB; remember the name Narenda Modi, the PM of India, a nation that has more people than live in the Western Hemisphere and Western Europe COMBINED ... And he couldn't do it! So he stood there for ten seconds like an exhibit in a wax museum and then yelled WHO's NEXT? ..even as Modi was sitting RIGHT BEHIND HIM. And then there was about ten seconds of more silence, broken by a woman's voice on the PA. So my question would be, "Has there ever been a more pathetic display by any freely elected Head of State .. EVER?

Rewriting "memory" to match your current needs are common. Dee Snider has done it before. He even told Congress that their serial killer victim song "Under The Blade" was about undergoing surgery to twist himself out of the noose during congressional hearings about lyrics grooming kids into a violent lifestyle.

Maybe you're too young to remember when Al Gore through his wife Tipper Gore tried to tie up the entire music industry and Heavy Metal in particular but but had to settle for Parental Advisory Labels through the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) organization they started to achieve that. Dee won one for freedom of speech that time, but the political compromise slung together to save Tipper Gore's face and Washington tradwife career (remember, her husband was later teleprompted to become Bill Clinton's VP) is why second generation black rap music albums have Parental Advice Stickers on them and sample allowance copyright laws were hardened to the point where at least as much money as possible would flow back to old white dudes.

US Democrats of the 80s couldn't stick it to Dee and white Heavy Metal so they transpositioned themselves and shafted black Rap Music instead. No-one has ever done more while saving their own ass to accidentally ensure that wordsmithing smart black suburban musically talented kids have the odds rigged against them to remain poor, only a few has since ever managed to get out of the plantation.

Dee Snider actually PLAYED HIMSELF in a great movie about this where you can see that everything above is true. Go watch "Warning: Parental Advisory" (www.imdb.com/title/tt0308692) about what happened back when liberalism seriously derailed and set off the start to total change of positions on freedom of speech that they have arrived at today.

Totally unrelated to all things left and right. Started back when original lyrics on the net were still not common. A site where people could ask each other "the lines goes xyz, am i right?"

http://www.amiright.com/aboutus.shtml

BRILLIANT! And so true!! Love the original song and this parody. (Was this site named Am I right because it's a right-wing site, or is that just a coincidence?)

555. The only second term (pun totally intended) winner on this is PETA that might grab the pussy, I mean opportunity, in the wind and storm us all with endless propaganda that even more animals should be put on the no-grill list while Haitians are taken off the no-fly ditto. Will Camela be able to hold them at bay 2025-2028?

Anyway, did I tell you all that my grandmother ate bunnies during World War 2, even farmed them? She did, the whole village did. Winters in the early 40's were hard and meat was scarce. Technically Sweden wasn't involved in WW2, but Germany held Norway and there's a loooong common border between our nations that needed military garding. Grandpa was stationed there for close to two years while Grandma held down the farm back home. To their small stash of cows and pigs and hens she added a handful of bunnies and let nature work it's course. Apparently there was about 120 bunnies in cages on lawns around the house when Grandpa came back, despite the oldest ones according to plan having been picked off to go in a stew now and then.

There's also a related story. I had just gotten my driver's license and was out with a friend when I hit an ordinary forest rabbit with the car and killed it. We stopped to check, it was dead alright, but no outside blood, just totally smashed up internally. My friend said "I know what to do" and threw it in the trunk. Then we drove to HIS grandfather and grandmother, who took the rabbit and skinned it, gave us fifty kronor for the skin, and said we could come over for rabbit stew the next day if enough meat could be salvaged. They hadn't eaten that themselves since right after WW2 and seemed quite happy for the nostalgia. I was already booked that day with a girl I had my own rabbiting plans for (that failed miserably) so I missed the chance to eat some myself (any way you look at it) but that was the day I realized how common the practice of eating fluff bunnies must have been back then.

Dee Snider of Twisted Sister tweeted this a couple of years ago: "ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO F OFF!"

First let me respond as to the rallies. She said people start leaving. People don't go to her rallies. There's no reason to go. And the people that do go, she's busing them in and paying them to be there. And then showing them in a different light. So, she can't talk about that. People don't leave my rallies. We have the biggest rallies, the most incredible rallies in the history of politics. That's because people want to take their country back. Our country is being lost. We're a failing nation. And it happened three and a half years ago. And what, what's going on here, you're going to end up in World War 3, just to go into another subject. What they have done to our country by allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country. And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States. And a lot of towns don't want to talk -- not going to be Aurora or Springfield. A lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country. And it's a shame. As far as rallies are concerned, as far -- the reason they go is they like what I say. They want to bring our country back. They want to make America great again. It's a very simple phrase. Make America great again. She's destroying this country. And if she becomes president, this country doesn't have a chance of success. Not only success. We'll end up being Venezuela on steroids.

First of all, they bought their chips from Taiwan. We hardly make chips anymore because of philosophies like they have and policies like they have. I don't say her because she has no policy. Everything that she believed three years ago and four years ago is out the window. She's going to my philosophy now. In fact, I was going to send her a MAGA hat. She's gone to my philosophy. But if she ever got elected, she'd change it. And it will be the end of our country. She's a Marxist. Everybody knows she's a Marxist. Her father's a Marxist professor in economics. And he taught her well. But when you look at what she's done to our country and when you look at these millions and millions of people that are pouring into our country monthly where it's I believe 21 million people, not the 15 that people say, and I think it's a lot higher than the 21. That's bigger than New York state. Pouring in. And just look at what they're doing to our country. They're criminals. Many of these people coming in are criminals. And that's bad for our economy too. You mentioned before, we'll talk about immigration later. Well, bad immigration is the worst thing that can happen to our economy. They have and she has destroyed our country with policy that's insane. Almost policy that you'd say they have to hate our country.

Thanks, it is a long one.

I had to look this one up cause I had no idea what the OS was about. So, for onlookers this is part song interrupted by a woman performer babbling incoherently about anything and everything. This must have taken a Hella lot work!

I do believe Kamal is in the process of transcending "world salad" and is vaulting all the way to "drivelspeak"

As I just commented to a onetime Depression Era child actress, .. "Shirley, what this website needs right now is a return of some of the old timers"

What the hell kind of welcome was that, O Trollish One? You don't welcome one person while simultaneously bashing another

https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9

Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
Ducks and chickens will taste great
Served up on our dinner plate.

Really good. 555

At least I’m better than the_conqueror_of_parodiez at writing parodies.

Welcome back! I missed you very much! Nice to see some refreshed talent unlike the_conqueror_of_parodies who thanks he’s gods gift just because he posts something everyday. His real name is Seth Retallick by the way.

Dog meat is tough; snake meat is tougher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c

It's kinda tough:

“They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?”

https://rumble.com/v5ehsdn

https://rumble.com/v5ez270

That's the video of the guy sounding off about the neighbor grilling a couple of cats on the grill mentioned above.

Daughter of Haitian immigrant says yes, they do eat cats:

https://rumble.com/v5eoqud

While she doesn't mention it, one other reason they eat cats down there is that those aren't their pets; the cats are wild animals. As in most parts of the world, being wild animals means they are considered legitimate prey for hunters. So to the Haitians, finding out that hunting and eating cats is offensive to people here because they're pets would be sort of like a possum hunter here in the U.S. finding out that his neighbor is ticked off at him because the possums he killed and ate were actually his neighbor's pets.

A good job nevertheless. 5’s

"Yo! What is this they got on the grill?"

"Is that— You think it's cats?"

"Man, listen, man... There go a cat right there. His a** better get missin' man. Look like his homies on the grill, man! What the f***!?"

You still swallowing the DemoKKKrats' old long-discredited "Russia, Russia, Russia" narrative? Get a clue. Putin favors our having no President at all, which is to say what we've got right now. Hence his "joking" endorsement of KommieLiar Whoreass (who'd help ensure that we would CONTINUE to have no real President):

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/zelensky_joins_putin_campaigning_and_advocating_for_kamala_harris_in_pennsylvania.html

A while ago, Zen said that Justin Trudeau is going to trounce Pierre Poilievre in 2025. Looks like Pierre is on cruise control to win a majority now.

Zen, this is why they should've put up someone who could've at least had a chance at the popular vote. And then it could more easily translate into the electoral vote. Instead they insist on keeping putting up this loser. They've given up on ever getting the popular vote. I think the goal of republicans now is to lose but have an excuse, however weak or lacking in evidence it is. They somehow don't realize that other people don't believe their excuses. All this must make them feel good for some reason. Also for some reason it must be less taxing on them than putting up someone who might have a chance of winning. The crazies are the only ones who vote in the primary (along with crazy election officials who change the rules in his favor as much as possible) so that doesn't help.

Oh, I heard about him. I hope at least one of my triple fives is real.

Conald Skunk is going to lose for the 3rd time: 2016 (lost by 3 million votes) 2020 (lost by 7 million) and 2024 (will lose by 12 million). He'll be back in 2028 for a rematch against Kamala. Of course he'll lose again. By then there could very well be a 3rd party of moderates like Lynn Cheney, Kinzinger, etc.

Sara Hucksterbee Scamders said that Harris has no kids to keep her humble. That's a weak argument when you consider that Rumputin has kids and they sure didn't keep him humble.

Deranged Orange and Epstein were clearly super close friends... The reDumplican Party needs to go extinct like the Whigs did.

I tried to submit one last week too, and the same thing happened though.

:D ::D :D :D :D :D

Of course, Pedo Joe is Epstein's kind of people, as revealed by his daughter's diary his lawless illegal occupation regime failed to suppress (although his totalitarian enforcers sure did their worst to punish those who revealed it to the public):

https://vigilantnews.com/post/ashley-biden-confirms-her-controversial-diary-is-real-in-emotional-letter-to-judge/

The real question is why the hell he always has to be the nominee until the freaking end of time. Government works better when there's balance and compromise but there never will be any of that again. The republican party will cease to exist by 4 years from now

Because some ahole knows how to wipe the cookies from the voting system and insert as many votes as they want in any direction. The rating system is totally nebulous.

^^Chuck or admins don't check new submissions every day. Give it another day or two.

President Clinton, meanwhile, has got some 'splainin' to do as to what he was doing riding Epstein's Lolita Express so much and why the dude had a painting of him in women's clothes hanging in his house.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/painting-of-clinton-in-blue-dress-hung-in-jeffrey-epsteins-home/

President Trump is the guy who THREW EPSTEIN OUT and banned him from Mar-A-Lago for acting... well, for acting a lot like Pedo Joe Biden.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/donald-trump-banned-jeffrey-epstein-from-maralago-after-warning-staff-he-was-really-weird/video/9b4a91d03179e40049c467b726bbc6b4

I submitted "A Liberal Mind" last night but I guess they must have accidentally put me on the blacklist they put that Rhythm Steps troll on.

Hold on, if this is view 40, then how did I get 106 triple 5s?

It makes sense that Kim is making pets into Soylent Green. Otherwise his population would starve. Of course the magas give him a pass since he's best buds with putin-trump-the ayatollahs, etc. https://www.eurogroupforanimals.org/news/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-be-confiscated-north-korean-capital

Those MAGAt creeps pile lie onto lie and have created a lie mountain the size of Everest. Slump referred to the Haitians as illegal immigrants when they are legal.

Cutting & pasting & adding from my previous comment elsewhere....It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics to build up news and social media chatter to denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let alone her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all. Not "some" government official, BTW, --the city manager, the mayor and the Governor of OH. Let's also not forget who saw to it that the bipartisan immigration policy bill was squashed so that the issue would still be a squawking point. (Gotta love that TwitterX for reliable news and information...). Fool

Ooopsie! Of course, It's not the VIDEOS themselves that are making these claims, It's the townfolk IN the videos who are making these claims

So, what is the proof that Trump is lying? Is it because some government official in Springfield says there is no evidence? That's weird, because there are now dozens of videos on TwitterX that claim the exact opposite, that their pets have gone missing. There are videos of Haitians walking around town with birds taken from municipal ponds. And they also claim their lives are being destroyed by 19,000 Haitians being dumped into their town of 60,000 .. which is something not a single one of them voted for, I'm sure

Not one thing I said was a lie, and nowhere have i averred that any culture has not or do not eat domesticated animals. And BTW Arch, Colorado was a flat-out lie. (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/09/12/aurora-colorado-venezuelan-gang-stories-debunked/75190566007/)

THIS SUCKS!!!

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Thanks for your comments it’s appreciated

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Libby's a liar and we all know it. KommieLiar and Tampon Tim are telling lies and stirring up hatred to inspire assassination attempts on President Trump and his patriotic followers. What makes things so bad is that there are enough clods (like Crooks and Routh) who actually believe anything they hear from those far-left propaganda outlets because they are incapable of critical thought. A lot of cultures in Africa, Asia, and the Caribbean eat animals we consider to be pets, including the Haitians. The far-left media vermin have tried and tried to cover up the truth, but in fact, the Haitians themselves have stated that they eat cats as a gourmet delicacy (https://www.haitianreport.com/2019/03/does-haitian-eat-cats.html). But the left are completely out of touch with reality and believe whatever their Whoreass-rimming media propagandists tell them. Thinking is too painful.

Libby's right and we all know it. Treasontrump and VD Vance are stirring up lies and hatred and that always leads to violence. What makes things so bad is that there are enough clods who actually believe all that nonsense because they have no sense. 30 years ago this past week the US invaded Haiti, and there was a guerilla war that wasn't covered much. While the media focused on the voodoo that some people there do; you'd better believe that if Haitians had a custom of eating cats + dogs then the OJ Simpson obsessed media would've gladly highlighted that too. Well, they didn't. It isn't true. But Americans forget because are vulnerable and DUMB. Ignorance Is Bliss.

So, Bernstein... interested in making an easy $150,000?

What was?

@Libby, I wonder if you share that same sentiment about the Venezulean gangs in Aurora Colorado. You know if they "are not illegals" and "contributing to the community".

It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics (also ceerfully ignoring the fact that the Haitians in OH are not illegals and are contributing to the community) to build up news and social media chatter denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let along her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all, and the city of Springfield should seriously consider legal action against the Trump campaign for inciting dangerous consequences.

Well... it's not really ridiculous:

https://jennasside.rocks/p/the-cats-out-of-the-bag

Of course, as this blogger points out, the part about people's pets being consumed is hardly even the worst part of Springfield's plight.

I was better at this skill back then, than I am now. Brain is slowing down

Good parody. On the subject of baseball, maybe the White Sox overtaking the Mets as the team who had the worst season ever can help the Mets shake off their loser franchise vibe.

Thanks for at least stating that it's a ridiculous rumor.

Definitely was funny to sing that!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GOP stands for Germany's Old Party ;--

Well done CML, this was a great read. I also did a parody of this song a while back.

Good one!

Thanks for the suggestion AV, I'll try to come up with something, I tried to submit a parody last week but it didn't go through for some reason: "Mr. Poilievre" to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson", so I hope this one goes through. As for the song to piss off the Swifties, I remember that Weird Al did a parody of "You Belong to Me" called "TMZ" so maybe "NDP" could work.

Hey Cookie Cleaneer, this was great! 555

Hi all. Just checking this out after 20 years. I only added the Brittany line because she said she supported Bush. I don't think she's really political otherwise. As for 2 cellphone and 2 SUVs, I thought back then cellphones were a negative thing; now of course everyone has one. SUVs? Yes, they aren't a rightwing vehicles, but they do guzzle gas unless they're electric. It could be argued that any support for fossil fuel is support for Climate Change denialism, i.e. the rightwing.

It is quite clear that the Jan 6 rioters could not have done anything fruitful--they could have brought serious injury or death to elected officials at the very most before someone in charge would have blown them away. The issue at hand, believe it or not, is that some on the right are attempting to paint a picture that the rioters were genial, a bit enthusiastic but certainly not out to injure people and overthrow the establishment. FOX News' Tucker Carlson even built one of his "newscasts" to millions of the gullible by cherrypicking available footage of Jan 6 folks' walking around the Capitol like slow monkeys to laughably claim as such.

@ Phil Alexander: Good morning, I'm off to work shortly so this is just from the top of my head - cats coming back make me think of Stephen King's "Pet Sematary" and The Ramones had a hit with that exact name plus an earworming chorus, so one could start something like

I'm not gonna be eatin', until Trump has been beaten
I don't want to see him worm my friends
I'm not gonna eat pitbulls, long as Trump is of sh*t full
I don't want to see him term again

Not sure term should be used as a verb like that, but seems to work.

5,5,5! It was my favorite word way before this parody, but I'm glad you made it fit.

What bands are you referencing?

@ Peter When you say:
"But she retracted her claims!

Yes, that's what happens when you're a girl and lotsa men online threaten to kill you!
..you are aware that she retracted her claims because her cat came home? And had done so before Trump raised it in the debate...
..because the cat came back, the very next day.. hmm, has potential



@MAGA - when you say:
"Translation: "Any evidence you present from a link that isn't propaganda from my far-left echo chambers, I will dismiss out of hand as 'MAGA propaganda' and therefore won't have to refute." Nice of you to admit up front that any evidence you can't refute, you'll simply dismiss as propaganda; which is exactly what you did with the overwhelming evidence for the 2020 election thefts at hereistheevidence.com I presented to you. That's why, when I present such links, they're for any spectators who might still be open to persuasion, not for non-persuadable rabidly far-left delusion dwellers like you."
This is simple projection - are you unable to think for yourself? Take the Hunter laptop, for example: as I explained, I changed my mind about it when there was clear evidence it was not made-up. The sorts of places I use for proof do the same thing: if found to be wrong, they admit it. Unlike places like hereistheevidence - they have not removed anything proven to be false; they also have much that is completely unevidenced, pure rumour. It is a propaganda site that is not trying to provide evidence, but to convince people like you (who have never read a single page in detail.. possibly of anything at all) that there is some.

"Now here's a lie that's absurdly easy to refute!"
..funny that you haven't managed to refute it, then. Just spewed some verbal diarrhoea that proves nothing.

"Translation: "Ask any of my fellow far-left shills""
er.. the far left over here call me right-wing, occasionally fascist, because I apply the same logic to them as I do to you. Again, you're making ridiculous, unevidenced assertions that do not hold up to easily-seen reality.

"Also, I didn't actually READ that debunking; since I can dismiss americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site, I don't have to, remember?""
er.. the only reason I dismissed americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site was *because* I read what was on it. I'm not like you: I don't do knee-jerk "it's the other side so it can be dismissed". I check first. And the two pages you linked to were obvious ignoring of reality.. so not surprising you think it's a truthful site, it tells you what you want to hear.

When you have a source (such as Guiliani or Trump in the run-up to the 2020 election) who has produced scores, probably hundreds of things fully debunked, the reasonable assumption will be that the n+1th claim will also be lies. You should be angry with them for crying wolf so very many times that nobody believed them. Your problem is you have zero critical thinking faculties, and project your own inability onto others.

That's okey, if the the dirty dozen and their plus one can't see it's all tongue in cheek I can't help them anyway - though I'm a bit disappointed that no-one seems to have caught the subtle it's-all-like-a-Disney-movie-anyway reference. :-)

Again? That's what Russia thought in the autumn of 2022, and again in 2023, and they were dead wrong, 700 000 dead soldiers wrong by now. And on top of that Ukraine just blew up their biggest ammo depot near Moscow (Google Toropets), 450 km over the border with a home made missile (they hardly even need US long range weapons soon, US weapons industry's gonna go bankrupt with Trump in charge) in an explosion that was BIGGER than the one that leveled half of Beirut a few years ago. And the day after that they did it again to the two ammo depots closest to the one already destroyed. Russian logistics are collapsing since ammo trains now have to go all the way to North Korea for reinforcements.

Legalities aside, it's at least good that so many great artists and bands have stated where they stand concerning this issue.

I was expecting "Green Eyes" by Nilo Menendez. not bad though.

Who the f*ck gave it all ones?

WE'RE GONNA ROCK N ROLL AND THE PARTY STARTS RIGHT NOW

I YI YI

ME AND DAD SAW THIS BAND IN CONCERT AND IT WAS AWESOME

Now, Mike, we've talked about this before. You need to use your inside voice here at Amiright. If you insist on this stunt where you say meaningless drivel using ALL CAPS, as if there's anything remotely funny about it, we'll just have to ban you again

Now Peter, if by "moving in the direction of Moscow" you mean that Ukraine has advanced several picofractions of a nanometer in a northwesterly direction in the month of September .. well, OK. Otherwise, it's going to be a disaster. Ukraine got to this point with a brilliant unexpected move that took Russia completely by surprise; made possible by the heavily forested areas of the Sumy and Southern Kursk oblasts .......... But that advantage is gone. Russia knows their whereabouts now. And you can't go on the offensive if the other side has dominance in artillery and in the air. Ukraine has no air defense. In about six weeks, all the trees will have dropped their leaves and there will be no tree cover. So then their choices will be surrender or die

somebodie you're asking the wrong person for help. I went deaf a long time ago and just did the songs I could manage from recall memory

And special thanks to G_ Random; I do appreciate it. Any song that has an all-time great distinctive riff like this OS will inevitably inspire something in me

I'm going to get quart going. For some reason I got something in my head, When will it en When will it en When will it en When will it en hey the words in song are miss hey I know it what is this? hey hey

LOL THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY

PACINGS NOT WELL EITHER

VERY FUNNY

@SDS ... not really trying to score any points. I just thought "as long as we are doing parodies on this subject let's do one that you can dance to."

Thank you, fake CML for having the courtesy that I, as the actual CML, sometime lack ...... Never thought that I wouldn't mind having someone impersonate me

No one denying that was some crazy bullsh** - but can someone explain to me like I was 111 years old how those alleged insurrectionist would have ruled America from one single captured building and make everyone else in the entire USA obey them? Not much of an insurrection if all you get to hold is a roof and some walls surrounded by the US Military while the rest of the full USA goes about business as usual, including the new president Joe Biden.

Russia couldn't even control Ukraine back when they had conquered a third of that nation in 2022 (and it's down to about one sixth now, even less if you taking into account that Ukraine have been taking some Russian counties lately and are moving in the direction of Moscow).

Yeah, let's ignore the couple hundred bad actors who actually DID storm inside, vandalized property, pooped on furniture and stalked the halls asking aloud where the congresspersons were, as well as the number who tried to get inside who attacked Capitol police with blunt objects (such as flagpoles with American flags on them) or mace or whatever they happened to have on hand. Compared to hundreds more who DIDNT engage in this behavior...well THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING, DOESNT IT???!! RIGHT??!! NUMBERS DON'T LIE!!

I am here to report that MAGA and his bed buddies are card carrying members of IATSE; a "union" whose underlying agenda is to bring down American values like Sunday church attendance, clean living, and feminine hygiene products only made available in proper gender-designated rooms for pooping and peeing. I have every right to create stories to bring attention to issues that don't matter to the MAINSTREAM MEDIA so voters are can give folks like Donald J. Trump back in power. I thank you for your time. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Ok Grandpa....here, take yer thorazine, yer gonna be fine.

The Capitol was in fact open for visitors that day, which may well explain why so many of the peaceful protesters respectfully remained behind the velvet ropes on that day:

https://instapundit.com/451498/

The number of protesters was in the hundreds of thousands:

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/08/trump_was_right_about_the_size_of_the_crowd_on_january_6_2021.html

Among footage the far-left television propagandists did not show their credulous viewers because it contradicted the fraudulent narrative they were building from their cherry-picked material was footage of the Capitol police willingly allowing the protesters into the building after some brief verbal negotiation:

https://rumble.com/vh52u9

"So, if nothing I have ever asserted has been anywhere near reality - show me some proof that I have been wrong. There's over a thousand parodies, and probably many thousands of comments, you should be able to find dozens of examples where you can prove what I've said has been wrong."

Hell, who needs to dig through all those when we've got loads of your blatant lies right here?

"I bet you won't find any (well, any that aren't based on your pathetically distorted version of reality.. any link that isn't to a MAGA propaganda site will do)"

Translation: "Any evidence you present from a link that isn't propaganda from my far-left echo chambers, I will dismiss out of hand as 'MAGA propaganda' and therefore won't have to refute." Nice of you to admit up front that any evidence you can't refute, you'll simply dismiss as propaganda; which is exactly what you did with the overwhelming evidence for the 2020 election thefts at hereistheevidence.com I presented to you. That's why, when I present such links, they're for any spectators who might still be open to persuasion, not for non-persuadable rabidly far-left delusion dwellers like you.

"Especially as I don't have a "side": I'm not in the US, I don't have a horse in your race. I'm as near an unbiased observer as you're going to get."

Now here's a lie that's absurdly easy to refute! That you're not actually over here voting in these races (or at least shouldn't be; considering how the DemoKKKrats here have consistently fought tooth and nail against any and all the Republicans' common-sense measures to prevent non-citizens from voting, you certainly COULD have gotten away with casting a ballot—or multiple ballots—for Dementia Joe in the 2020 elections) doesn't mean absolutely EVERYONE here hasn't seen you constantly shilling for the far left with all of its narratives and crabbing everyone to the right of Stalin over here in America. Yeah, anyone can see that politically, you're about as "unbiased" as Jeremy Corbyn!

"And you are so incredibly, laughably wrong about the Labour party being "far left" - they're closer to centre-right at the moment. See if you can find a left-winger this side of the Atlantic and ask them how left-wing Starmer is"

Translation: "Ask any of my fellow far-left shills: when you're as far to the left as we are, everyone who's not quite so far to the left is to the right of us! Why, Stalin was practically a political moderate compared to us; so naturally, we consider Labour in general and Starmer in particular to be center-right."

"your "hoaxes" are not hoaxes: one is a completely ambiguous bit of nonsense from the then-President which could easily mean exactly what has been inferred by many people. That he contradicted himself a bunch later is more like an attempt at plausible deniability than "assuming he meant what he actually said is a hoax".[sic]"

Translation: "When a Trump quote in its proper context contradicts the false narrative we far-left shills built on wrenching that quote out of context, that means Trump contradicted himself, not that our narrative is a blatant lie. Also, I didn't actually READ that debunking; since I can dismiss americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site, I don't have to, remember?"

"Re Hunter Biden's laptop: no, I don't think it's misinformation. Because unlike you I am able to change my mind when presented with evidence. It was reasonable to start with to assume that is was misinformation: the first mentions of it were from Giuliani's stream of utter bollocks that even you don't repeat as being true."

Translation: "All right, so you GOT us on that one; even our far-left echo chambers couldn't shut out the reality of that forever. Of course, as with not having to refute any of the links you provide when I can just dismiss them as propaganda, we could just dismiss anything Giuliani said as a 'stream of utter bollocks' and any evidence he presented to us as Russian misinformation without having to refute either one. Accepting realities that contradict our hoaxes long after those hoaxes have served their purpose and outlived their usefulness is EASY!"

You can drop the "she's too pro-gun" act, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker: as one of your favorite fellow Constitution-hating lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin Bernie Sanders recently pointed out, KommieLiar Whoreass is just plain lying about having changed ANY of her treasonous anti-American far-left positions at all, let alone her treasonous enmity to the law-abiding citizens' Constitutional right to self-defense. She's still the same Second Amendment-hating gun-grabbing goose-stepping traitortwat she ever was. You and I both know her pretended change of positions is fooling nobody.

As for the song, I disagree only with the claims that "we" are indicting Trump ("we" actual Americans have nothing to do with any of this illegitimate Biden Regime's treasonous lawfare against our last legitimately elected President) and that electing either candidate will "ruin the country" as the illegitimate Biden Regime has ALREADY ruined it. We're voting for President Donald Trump in hopes that he may yet be able to right our foundering ship of state; if that doesn't work (either because he doesn't manage to overcome the DemoKKKrats' vote fraud, or the damage those capital traitors have done to our nation proves irreparable), Civil War 2.0 will then inevitably commence.

Are the stories about lots of migrants in the USA eating pets exaggerated?

Yes!

What about Springfield?

You'll never know for sure if you weren't there.

But she retracted her claims!

Yes, that's what happens when you're a girl and lotsa men online threaten to kill you!

Alright, what about in general, people don't eat pets, do they?

When you live illegally or off the grid you sometimes have to eat what you can get, this is nothing new and has nothing at all to do with the current USA election. When I was young during an especially cold winter some of the local ducks in one of the few open waters disappeared with the passing of a, let's call it travelling band, and grilled remains were found later. Asian restaurangs world wide have been found to use stray dogs, sometimes cats and birds, to make ends meet. Don't get me started on Chinese water market diets, I'm sure y'all remember the narrative explaining in great detail that as the origin of Covid (described as either a right wing or left wing conspiracy depending on what side was in opposition in your particular nation when the diarrhea hit the fan). And there's an Oscar Award winning movie from the 80s called "The Killing Fields" that describes what people had to eat (anything they could find, including bugs on the ground) after the communist takeover of Cambodia.

That sounds insane!

Who said the current eaters were sane? Remember that already back in the 80s when Cubans flooded into Miami that their ranks were stacked because Fidel Castro emptied his country's jails and asylums and sent inmates along with the sane people boating out. Miami became the most crime infested city in the USA for a couple of years. Maduro in Venezuela is doing the same thing right now. The majority of emigrants will always be sane people wanting to live better lives, but if everyone in their home countries were sane to begin with they needn't have come in the first place. And the more sane people that gets out the less there are left to help and take care of the crazies back home, so some of them has to follow, have no choice even if their current regimes doesn't force them over into the USA like communist Maduro is doing to stay afloat himself.

Great title. The story's BS, but the parody's good.

Clever satire.

why is this song here twice?

It's way more likely that a Republican governor would kill a pet than any Haitian.

Nice going. Started to get emotional singing your words.

Pretty good! 5,5,5 dude.

You notice how MAGA sez "that YOU asserted TO ME"(emphasis mine) where nobody within this circle is trying to convince him of the hoax. Look at that self-delusion, self-justification at work. Just like Trump, The attack on his self-worth, on BELIEFS which is all he has, which is probably what has plagued him his entire life. it's all about HIS feelings and his imagination, not toward any rational reality. Sad, so weird, psychotic quite possibly.

It's magas who are eating them and blaming it on Haitians. Everyone knows the Trumpfuhrer hates pets; that's why he never had one.

Well done, but I only agree with the Trump part. The only issue I have with Kamala is she's too pro-gun, but considering the alternative she's got my vote!

@MAGA - your "e.g. the fact that J.D. Vance has NEVER had sex with a couch." - that this was something he really did has *never* been asserted as fact. It has been an ongoing joke *because* everyone knows it's not true (however plausible a rumour it might be). This is exactly the sort of misrepresentation you keep making.

Re Hunter Biden's laptop: no, I don't think it's misinformation. Because unlike you I am able to change my mind when presented with evidence. It was reasonable to start with to assume that is was misinformation: the first mentions of it were from Giuliani's stream of utter bollocks that even you don't repeat as being true. So, yes, everyone thought it was another lie like so many others. However, I'm happy to admit I was wrong when shown to be so. Which is so very, *very* unlike you.

And you are so incredibly, laughably wrong about the Labour party being "far left" - they're closer to centre-right at the moment. See if you can find a left-winger this side of the Atlantic and ask them how left-wing Starmer is :-D

So, if nothing I have ever asserted has been anywhere near reality - show me some proof that I have been wrong. There's over a thousand parodies, and probably many thousands of comments, you should be able to find dozens of examples where you can prove what I've said has been wrong. I bet you won't find any (well, any that aren't based on your pathetically distorted version of reality.. any link that isn't to a MAGA propaganda site will do)

Well done man, this was a great read.

Artistic license, man...

"Don’t be upset or mad at all;
Don’t feel regret, or sad at all.
Hey, I’m still a part of the family Madrigal...
And I’m fine, I am totally fine...
I will stand on the side as you shine...

I’m not fine, I’m not fine...!"

Don’t worry about all the 111 votes. They are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to give those votes.

I'll be damned. Apparently Haitians don't live in Haitia, but in a country called Haiti ... So, does that mean that Asians actually live in place called Asi?

Where's Neal Young when you really need him?

I am here to report on news that media has not covered yet, and they should be for the good of the American people is that MAGA and their friends gather nightly in Springfield Oh to EAT HAWAIIAN PIZZA. I shall create these stories as needed to make THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA ignore the fact that my party has NO ACTUAL AGENDA.

"Good girl! Now, shelter in place while we all fly our swanky carbon-spewing private jets to our swanky carbon-spewing climate conferences to spew a lot more carbon dioxide discussing the best method of convincing all you trusting little lambs to stop breathing."

YOU are one who's simply lying, Phil: one needs only look at anything you've ever posted on this site to see that you are on the free-speech-hating far-left fascists's side, which includes not only the DemoKKKrats here in the U.S., but your free-speech-hating far-left fascist "Labour" Party with its authoritarian globalist oligarch Keir Starmer over there in the U.K. You're about as "unbiased" as they are. As also demonstrated by everything you've ever posted on this site, absolutely NOTHING you've ever asserted has been anywhere near reality.

"Facts": realities that are not subject to opinion, e.g. the fact that J.D. Vance has NEVER had sex with a couch.

"Hoax": an attempt to trick people into believing something preposterous, e.g. the facetious "J.D. Vance had sex with a couch!" rumor you and a great many other far-left fools asserted to me as credulously as you do every other preposterous leftard narrative; I'll bet you still believe the "Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian misinformation" and "assassination attempts on Trump were staged" hoaxes too.

@MAGA - you're simply lying. "Again, your side is clearly the one that has committed all the rioting, arson, insurrection, sedition, treason, and murder over these past four years" - is visibly risible. Especially as I don't have a "side": I'm not in the US, I don't have a horse in your race. I'm as near an unbiased observer as you're going to get. There are *so* many things you assert which are nowhere near reality.

"Facts"? You use this word: I do not think it means what you think it means. Ditto "hoax".

Well, Phil, judging by Jeff's incitement of violence by stating that he wishes Crooks a "second chance" (at assassinating Trump, obviously), our assessments of what you free-speech-hating far-left fascists are "thinking" (to the extent that the hatred and lies your globalist death cult's leaders have programmed you leftards to regurgitate to us can be termed "thought") appear to be quite accurate. Again, your side is clearly the one that has committed all the rioting, arson, insurrection, sedition, treason, and murder over these past four years. Judging by your pathetic deflections, it's clear you barely even skimmed americandebunk.com's debunking of your January 6 hoax and didn't read its debunking of your "fine people" hoax at all; that's because you know all the facts are against you and you can't answer them.

@@Phil - this is something I see a *lot* from the Trump-supporting right wing: making up what they think someone else thinks, then castigating them for it. Show me anywhere where I have downplayed rioting, and you might have a point. But, as always, you don't.

Send Trump back to Butler.......Everybody deserves a second chance.....even "Crooks"......IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

you wouldn't want people to do extreme negative stereotypes about people who always vote democrat, would you? sometimes it's best to put the shoe on the other foot. many people affiliate with the party that fits their philosophy and vote accordingly. no one party has the right philosophy on all the issues. you pick which issues are important to you. this doesn't mean they necessarily like the candidate, they just think the general philosophy is not as bad as what we would have with the other one. some people can vote either way and just vote for the less repulsive of the two to them. doesn't mean they like who they vote for in this case either. also doesn't mean they're a terrible person if that person happens to disagree with you. your philosophy is unamerican and hateful

4,5,5! pretty good job.

and what do you call peaceful? Smashing shop windows, lighting fireworks and setting waste bins on fire, destroying cars, and throwing things at police? That's what those "Not My President" hypocrites did when Trump was first elected, but to you it's probably ok because they are on your side.

He sure is silly, ain't he?

@MAGA - your "hoaxes" are not hoaxes: one is a completely ambiguous bit of nonsense from the then-President which could easily mean exactly what has been inferred by many people. That he contradicted himself a bunch later is more like an attempt at plausible deniability than "assuming he meant what he actually said is a hoax". The Jan6 brouhaha was violent - pretending it was peaceful, or even a majority peaceful goes against so much of what we actually saw on our TVs as it unfolded. The "what you'd have to believe" section is a list of strawman arguments.

I'm guessing that the whole site is similarly trying to spin reality into something more palatable so people like you can cling on to the delusion of being right. About, well, anything.

Bruh, Guart Milkster, WTF dude.

RETARDED!

It would help you Biden-rimming KommieLiar Whoreass simps if you actually checked the facts once in a while instead of mindlessly regurgitating your far-left propagandists' BS narratives. Conveniently, we American patriots who support President Donald Trump the rightful winner of the stolen 2020 elections against you capital traitors who supported those thefts now have thorough debunkings of each and every one of the lies you just told all gathered in one place.

Let's start with the "Fine People" Hoax:

https://americandebunk.com/2024/06/29/the-fine-people-hoax/

Then there's your BS about the peaceful January 6 protests against treasonous election theft, a protest in which YOU treasonous insurrectionist thugs fighting for the election thieves committed the ONLY murder that day against the patriot Ashli Babbitt; for which her murderer Michael Byrd has yet to be punished:

https://americandebunk.com/2024/07/12/the-january-6-insurrection-hoax/

The Babylon Bee is right: the only side that's been committing capital treason, arson, terrorism, and murder against the other is you goose-stepping DemoKKKrat thugs who serve the election thieves illegally occupying the White House. That you lawless leftards' "heroes" and "martyrs" are the likes of George Floyd, Michael Byrd, Anthony Huber, Joseph Rosenbaum, Gaige Grosskreutz, Thomas Crooks, and Ryan Routh tells those of us with working minds everything we need to know whose side all the ACTUAL "fascists" and "stochastic terrorists" who desire to overthrow the Constitution's rule of law, murder all their political opponents, and install a dictatorship are on: yours.

BRILLIANT!

Very entertaining. Thanks.

Everybody on both sides does that as Real Voter well knows .. and I really wish it would stop as it accomplishes nothing, and simply harms the site. Even a brand new poster sees thru it almost immediately

I'm an actual person who gave you positive numbers. Disregard the phony maga morons and their ballot stuffing.

Sure I will give you 5s! Love me a meta-commentary parody.

I cannot deny what I am unknowledgable of, but I do know some of your "fine" people have ran a car through a crowd in Charlottesville (killing one) and assaulted and/or critically injured many keepers of the peace on January 6th (and please don't give me the "they were just tourists" line). I wouldn't be surprised if some of your "fine" people have been terrorized by extremists on the other side, as much as some of your "fine" people have done, too. Meanwhile, I keep seeing reports of "fine" people on your side losing their S*** over "satire" on the centrist and left sides as well. Many pots calling kettles black. Sad. I will expect your predictably ad hominem rebuttal in due time.

DAYUM, you suckers of Dementia Joe's rectum are delusional!

Of course we know the Babylon Bee is a satire website; and that's one of the very sites the free-speech-hating DemoKKKrats are already trying to shut down for "spreading misinformation" i.e. telling truths (albeit satirically) that contradict their illegitimate authoritarian oligarchy's fraudulent and seditious narratives. Do you deny that we people on President Donald Trump's side are the ones who've been shot at (and sometimes hit) by crazed assassins? And do you deny that the DemoKKKrats are hypocritically declaring us the dangerous ones even though we haven't fired any gunshots at them for any of their murderously hateful eliminationist rhetoric?

Funny... because it's under the far-left Constitution-hating goose-stepping DemoKKKrats' election-stealing authoritarian oligarchy that sites like this are more likely to get shut down.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! yeah, he'll look for me under my sheets. I guess I'll just have to have lots of juggling balls to throw at him.

glad I finally found this site to put my parodies in

My biggest fear is that under Trump, sites like this will be shut down...because that's what DICTATORS do.

Finally a parody of USUD (Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny) that actually sounds good!

I was looking on Google and saw the song I wrote so I'm making a comment. I encourage you to comment as well:)

thanks! one thing to cross of my list

Defamation in all forms isn't illegal in the United States when it's against public figures; it's one of the liberties fundamental to a free country to be allowed to say whatever the hell we want about our politicians. DemoKKKrats, of course, are looking to abolish this right because they're all traitors who hate our country and want to enslave and murder us all.

Hey, did you know that babylonbee is a satire website?

If Trump and Vance were to sue for libel,and defamation they would need to prove whatever it is they are suing libel and defamtion about was false.

It's so hilarious how KommieLiar Whoreass simps project.

It's so hilarious that the maga freaks think they're going to win.

555 Kgs of coca extract!

It sure does! See all the defamation of President Donald Trump and J.D. Vance these DemoKKKrats here have been doing ever since they lost the debate to Trump AGAIN. (Of course, as once noted by J. Jonah Jameson as portrayed by J.K. Simmons, slander is spoken; in print, defamation is legally known as libel. If Socrates were around today, I'm sure he'd agree his statement applies to these leftard losers' libels of the winners as well.)

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers.

This was excellent! 555

Yeah, local judges often get ahead of themselves. That's why overturns in higher courts are so common in all of the FREE world.

Do you really think such take down orders would hold up if a campaign, any campaign, had the time to appeal all the way up instead of doing more important things?

Learn how reality works - artists playing the victim card to not get cancelled can clog the machine for a little while and get themselves another fifteen bonus minutes of fame in the process.

Sites like this one, yes I'm talking about AMIRIGHT, wouldn't even exist if full-of-themselves copyright owners were able to put a gun to the head of those using their songs in way the don't like.

Oh, wow! Look who's spewing insane conspiracy theories now! Guess I should've figured you were a BlueAnon moonbat, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker; you pretty much NEED to have that much cognitive dissonance to be ethnically Jewish and yet support the goose-stepping Hamas-whoring Israel-hating DemoKKKrats over President Trump, who's been Israel's greatest friend in the Oval Office since Ronald Reagan. You'd also have to be pretty deranged to believe Cheney's endorsement is any benefit to KommieLiar Whoreass in the polls; between his and Taylor Swift's endorsement, that stupid street-walking Hamas harlot is losing to President Trump even worse than she was before!

Whenever Conald Skunk's poll numbers drop there's another "assassination" attempt. So staged. Reminds me of 2004: whenever Bush's poll numbers dropped there was a new terror alert. But this time even Dick Cheney has endorsed Kamala; it's all over for Conald Skunk.

Well, that's an old joke from Manic Larry Baker from all the way back in 2003, CML. Unless you're some kind of prophet or time traveler, I don't see why you should have any regrets for not thinking of it first.

"Cats In The Kettle" .. Damn, wish I had thought of that one!!

Indeed, Asians in general (more Chinese than Koreans, however) have been known for eating inunabe, a.k.a. dog stew; and of course, the comments sections I frequent have been rife with posts of that "Cat's In The Kettle" parody of Harry Chapin's song for days now. Last I checked, though, the Asians weren't coming over here and eating OUR pets; anything they eat, they've mostly either raised for themselves or purchased. A lot of us also agree that the Haitians could HAVE those obnoxious geese they've been seen (and photographed) grabbing for all we care, but they do still need to get a hunting license for that.

You're flailing, Leftardy: obviously "statement that was misleading" = LIE; and KommiLiar Whoreass is guilty of telling dozens more of those LIES during that debate alone (which she STILL ended up losing to Trump in a T.K.O. despite having two cheating moderators babysitting her). A joke that is funny because it's true (i.e. that the racist Kenyan Usurper Hussein ate dogs) only gets funnier with age. "I have no rejoinder..." and we can stop right there, because that's the only part of anything you said there that's even remotely true, you hateful hypocritical violent-eliminationist-rhetoric-spewing goose-stepping free-speech-hating far-left fascist traitortwat.

Koreans are notorious for eating pets, especially dogs. Why don't you pick on them?

...Just as soon as you learn how to read, right, Leftardy?

I have no rejoinder to the Furo video except that it looks fake as hell. And it doesn't change the truth that JD will continue(as he put it) "to create stories" .

Jokes from nearlyba decade ago. Way to be up on your memes, MAGGIE. https://youtu.be/KAtsNzhkC-k?feature=shared

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/haitian-immigrant-pet-eating-row-ohio-woman-accused-of-eating-cat-is-us-citizen-video-is-from-canton-not-springfield/articleshow/113320756.cms

Just now remembered: Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon. FAF

I look forward to giggling at the amateur journalism you are linking me to MAGgie..

Thanks for your comment

MAGgie, that was one Harris statement that was misleading. You win a cookie. https://www.wuft.org/politifact-florida/2024-09-13/politifact-fl-why-harris-debate-remarks-about-u-s-military-in-combat-zones-is-misleading. Not anywhere comparable to hundreds of lies espoused by Der Orange Fuerher since he has existed. Ass.

Epic fact check of KommieLiar Whoreass:

https://x.com/LoriMills4CA42/status/1834668993850036641

"What'd you do? Why'd you kill the cat?"

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/HaitianMigrantCat.mp4?_=2

Of course, it's not ONLY Haitians or folks from the Congo chowing down on pets. That dog meat's "tough" stuff, ain't it, racist Kenyan Usurper Hussein?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c

I hear Dr Seuss has a new book out .... The Cat in The Hat Bites Back

Got it! use my typo for some ok stuff and better stuff like Bathroom for quart spelled correctly. Think I may have a few entries with quart spelled right.

Losing your arguments to J.D. Vance, Leftardy.

It's not our fault you're too stupid to know how to look up a Substack link, Leftardy:

https://christopherrufo.com/p/the-cat-eaters-of-ohio

The actual video is right after the quote “Look like his homies on the grill!”

Certainly we cannot dispute the reports of unnamed persons reportedly testifying in some video presumably produced by the presumed author of this tweet that reportedly exists somewhere because there is no link provided by the author of this tweet. Just like JD, you "create stories" MAGgie.. Just stop being so silly.

Losing what to whom, MAGgie?

Well here's one case of a judge ordering 45's campaign to stop using a song: https://variety.com/2024/music/news/judge-orders-donald-trump-stop-using-hold-on-im-comin-rallies-isaac-hayes-1236129017/

Hilarious! 🤣

Well, who are we gonna believe, you or our own lyin' eyes?

https://x.com/realchrisrufo/status/1835354219454533862

You're just pissed because you Kommie La Whoreass rimmers keep losing to him, e.g.:

https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/09/15/jd-vance-dana-bash-n2400988

Good afternoon bobpiecheese. You and me are the only authors who submit a parody every day and keeping this site alive. Let’s make it even better by you and me making some constructive comments on each other’s parodies. Please?

good

I liked it.

Thank you Peter for your input

I like the title swap, and apart from a little too much of the original song kept also the general execution. But of course it could have been milked for even more song and dance from the other angle, like this:

And with Joe in the corna
Just like we have forewarn'ya
Now the ticket dance's a Harris Wal(t)z

Big thanks to everyone here who over the years has tought me that written English can be manhandled like that. :-)

bru its racist

Pus..."gato".

GREEN

Both your submission are very good. You have talent ... Best practice would be to provide a space between the stanzas

I finally got back. I gave Ann the parody she didn't have so someone will still have everything. um yeah, card got finished as a story and I think I was just using milk to put my better and stupid fun parodies in. I don't know if I want him to have 100, just give him some stuff I still remember is funny and make someone else for the rest. Anyone around here still have any favorites from Ann Hammond?

That's very good. Lots of barbed comments there .. Remember "Long Tall Woman in A Black Dress" How about "(She's) A Tamil Woman in a Blackface". Tamil is the Hindu nationality of her mother

@CML - "That is now happening". I call BS. Let's face it, CML, you've made dozens of claims over the years and I'm not sure any have held up to scrutiny. This is another where you've seen something misrepresented and are so sure you're correct that you've never even bothered doing the tiniest bit of checking.

"Because this started—I love this story—as a young prostitutor..."

Waltzing to victory against Laura Loomer's boy toy trump.

Welcome Donald to the Hotel Rikers ;-p

Great effort bobpiecheese! I liked this! 555

What's the Mexican word for cat? I can sense an urge for cat meat filled taco puns on my tongue.

A Kamala voter is just a Trump voter whose cat hasn't been eaten yet ;-p

LOVE this parody!! It is so good. Here's one not as good to the same song that I'm looking for someone to sing it. Harris/Walz parody to “Ballroom Blitz” Are you ready, Doug? (Uh-huh) Kamala? (Yeah) Tim? (Okay) Alright fellas, let's go! Oh, it's been getting so hard Living with the things Donald Trump Tweets, ah-ah His posts are getting so strange He brags and lies to everyone he meets Oh, I see Tim at the back, as a matter of fact His eyes are sharp and he’s fun And Kamala in the corner, lets no one destroy her Cause we think she’s the talented one Oh, yeah! It was inviting Everyone was delighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz I'm reaching out for something You’re voting for I’m not sure who Oh, I softly call you over I’m hoping that you’ll tell Donald you’re through, ah-ha Now Tim in the back doesn’t take any flack As he argues and he’s not shy And Kamala in the corner is everyone’s reformer She could beat Trump with a wink of her eye Oh, yeah! It was electric So frantically hectic And the band started leaving 'Cause they started believing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It'll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz Oh, yeah! It was inviting Everyone was delighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It’ll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz Yeah, it’s a Harris/Walz

Thanks for that!

MAGA extremists "pounce" on video of Haitian woman eating cat

OK, here's a comment since I'm on a roll. I haven't read that many of your parodies so it's not worth many cents. My vague impression is that you keep too much of originals too often. I'm okey with that occasionally, but not all the time. And if you do it to just crank out one a day to keep up (I check, and you're close to 1500 already in just 4 years, so one a day?) I'm pretty much not okey with it. TCOP and John Barry are the only ones than can do that with quality most of the time, and their subjects still doesn't often catch my interest (I do have limited time on my hands most of the time these days for a sorry ass excuse there). :-)

As for this one I was out already on the intro and first line - fall in Georgia, can't be much fun in that, and I don't know the original song, OR artist, and the line doesnät even make sense - check please!

Listening to TOS now I hear a wonderful internal rhyme in the very first line with
Of all the dives in Virginja
That I can walk inta

Maybe it's veteran grumpiness talking but I wouldn't even have started on line two had I not nailed that with a double switcharoo. Inrhymes later are tricker, some think they are mandatory, I'm okey with them passed over if a joke is good enough to be worth it, but still perferably not.

Maybe you should revisit a few of your one fifty first parodies to see if you can add another layer of word play where you didn't have the experience to change up the first time around. Or hit it with a totally new subject. I've seen some people do that with good results (and probably had real fun with themselves while discovering how much easier words came the second time around.

Another "trick" and a favorite of mine is to always try to work on at least two parodies at the same time. Word play has a tendency to spill over, when you get stuck on one you switch to the other, and later back again - it can be a real knotbreaker, also takes the pressure off to get done with "this one" before you can start with "that one". Write on the one that is most fun right now and to hell with it if it's not done in time for the next submission window.

Also, IMHO it's a good idea to have a really big project on the backburner, one that you only occasionally add lines too. I learned that from the great spaff when he told us he hade worked for at least six months on his awardwinning "88 LINES ABOUT 140 DISCONTINUED VARIETIES AT 31 FLAVORS", quite possibly the best parody to ever have been posted on this sight.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thenails2.shtml

And the only reason I even dare plugg my own best such is that I worked on the backburner on that one for several YEARS, it was a total ego boost called "I can take Jean-Claude van Damme" (one can dream):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem326.shtml

Don't you mean "How much weirder can America get?" cause that is now happening in a town in Ohio where Joe's "burst dam" policy re illegal immigrants has caused 20K Haitians to emigrate there who ate now doing exactly that. There are pictures of Haitian carrying dead ducks and geese away from municipal ponds. There's another video of a Haitian women eating a cat and being caught. And of course the real crime for you is "MAGA noticing"

This issue was settled back in the 60s and 70s in most countries in the free world. Back then it was leftist parties that used music and right side parties that protested wildly and took it courts. All over the free world those reached pretty much the same conclusion; once artists and labels have put a song in public domain as to make money from it they no longer has any say in who gets to play it, when and where and to who.

Right side politicians were furious, but it's the only logical conclusion, just imagine to what horrible lenghts the justice system would be bogged down if artist could stop people they don't like from played by people they don't like - for political reasons, etnical, religious or whatnot.

It be like turning cancel culture up to eleven: "My name is Taylor Swift and as of right now every gym owner in the US that has liked Trumps' latest tweet are not allowed to play my songs, I've told my lawyers to sue teh s*** outta you gym daddies if they hear about anything such."

Two generations down the road it's reversed roles, the left has become the right, and the right has become the left, at least on this issue, and it's not gonna change because like I said courts worldwide have already settled this according to the only possible logical outcome unless you gonna overturn the whole biggest and most profitable entertainment model in human history. Maybe movies and teve is bigger, but the point still stands. Artists will continue for a while to rant that I'm-against-this-or-that-son-of-a-XXX basis, but it's just hot air, virtue signaling self-vaccination against cancellation - methinks they should write new songs with new lyrics bashing whatever they don't like instead, time better spent.

I yawned

It was great how Kamala employed Ali's rope-a-dope technique before knocking Dump out cold in the debate.

In the debate where Harris crushed him, Orange Mussolini mentioned the eating of pets. How much weirder can he get?

These artists and bands are opposed to Rump using their music: ABBA Adele Aerosmith A-ha The Animals The Beatles Beyoncé Bruce Springsteen Celine Dion Creedence Clearwater Revival Earth, Wind & Fire Eddy Grant Elton John Everlast Foo Fighters Free Guns N' Roses Isaac Hayes Johnny Marr Leonard Cohen Linkin Park Luciano Pavarotti Neil Young Nickelback Nico Vega The O'Jays Ozzy Osbourne Panic! at the Disco Pharrell Williams Phil Collins Prince Queen R.E.M. Rihanna The Rolling Stones Sinéad O'Connor Spinal Tap Tom Petty Twisted Sister Village People The White Stripes Yoann Lemoine

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4865.How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People

Thanks for your comment.

(You think you've seen stupidity?)

"You ain't seen nothin' yet... B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet..."

—Bachman–Turner Overdrive

Thanks Matthias!

I'm still kicking myself for coming up with "anohectic lifestyle" too late, should have worked that in too as a word play on the narrator not eating more than once a week.

555 simply for the term “ Slothenly”