I push my fingers into my pie
Eating's the only thing, that cures my stomach ache
But it's made of all, the things you had to bake
I had never meant, to eat all of your pie
take my hands back out
IM NOT GONNA EAT IT!

I have chewed until my mouth collapsed
that pies future will be the past
Now all I do is wait while my pie bakes

I have wished for this I have wished for that
I have left untouched nobodys snacks
It's not hard to eat what you did not create

I'm gonna take what I want to take
And then I think ill take your cake
But you wont even hear a noise

I guess ill save the best for last
That pie is a part of the past
I was hungry and had no choice

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO THIS PIE!!!
It's the only thing, that cures my stomach ache
But its made of all ...
IM NOT GONNA EAT IT!!

Get me Dr. Pepper
or chicken without the bone
maybe some different cheeses
'cause I cant eat this food alone

some people say this Pieality, is sweeter than a dream
but I found out the hard way...
IT'S GOT SOUR CREAM!!

IT'S TIME TO EAT THIS PIE
It's the only thing
that cures my stomach ache
but its made of all, the things you had to bake
I had never meant, to eat all of your pie
Take my hands back out
IM NOT GONNA EAT IT

All I've bought... All I've bought is whipped cream
All I've bought... All I've bought is whipped cream
ALL I'VE BOUGHT... ALL I'VE BOUGHT IS WHIPPED CREAM!!!
ALL I'VE BOUGHT... ALL I'VE BOUGHT IS WHIPPED CREAM!!!

I push my fingers into this...PIE!
Its the only thing,
that cures my stomach ache
But its made of all, the things you had to bake
I had never meant, to eat all of your pie
Take my hands back out, IM NOT GONNA EAT IT!