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Song Parodies -> "Blue Velvet (The Movie)"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Velvet (The Movie)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

John A. Barry inspired me to write this song with his recent OUTSTANDING work on parodies of "Deliverance" and "Rear Window." The dude just rocks, that's all there is to it. Any fives I get here should be credited to his account.
I saw "Blue Velvet"
Guy finds an ear cut in the grass,
Then ends up saving lady's ass.
It was hard.

She wore blue velvet.
Torch singer sang at local dive,
Then taken hostage by bad guy:
That's film noir.

O2 mask he held tightly,
Beating his captured ho.
From the closet, surprised, he's
Shot in the head, end of the show for

"Blue Velvet."
Cost me three-fifty for the flick;
Some people found it kind of sick
But not me;
And I still can't see "Blue Velvet"
On TV.
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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Frank Booth, removing his O2 (or nitrous?) mask for a moment... - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You are so f**king suave, Gomez! How did you get to be so f**king suave???
Johnny D - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555, Bob! "Blue Velvet" is one of my favorite wacko-movies, too.
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You want to go for a joy ride, neighbor? Well then, take some fives instead.
John Barry - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob, you just made my day! Many thanks! These 5s are for you.
Bob Gomez, inhaling with pleasure - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Frank, Johnny, Dee and especially John A--very glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the filmic references....d;:^)
Stuart McArthur - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(long inhale) (long exhale) - wide-mouthed scream from Laura Dern - love that movie! - got the Isabella Rosellini picture framed and hanging in my hallway - well done, "you freak!" - 555
Bob Gomez, finally exhaling - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You call me a freak and your initials are S & M? I'm flattered, dude! Have a great weekend.

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