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Song Parodies -> "Red Flowers"
Original Song Title:
"Dead Flowers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Red Flowers"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
The Red flowers are poinsettias, which is everyone's fave at Christmas here in AZ. My mother passed away 9 years ago on Christmas Eve. And as she loved poinsettias as much as every other woman, my siblings and I have made it a ritual to place them on her grave at Christmas. When I do it I have to travel some 20 miles to the cemetery
Well when she's sitting there
Near the Divine Celestial Chair
Watching o'er her children from above
I hope she will see me
On my dutiful journey
To bring to her
Those red flowers that she loved
So, take me down little Kia; take me down
You know we think she's the queen
Of this hallowed ground .. and we
Sent her red flowers every Christmas
Sent her red flowers on Mother's Day as well
Sent her red flowers just for giggles
So we don't forget the poinsettias for her grave
We'll do this every year
To bestir some Christmas cheer
She departed on the eve of Christmas day
I'll be with my blue cold pack
For the soreness in my back
For her it's just a middling price to pay
So take me down little Kia; take me down
You know we think she's the queen
Of this hallowed ground .. and we
Sent her red flowers on her birthday
Sent her red flowers at Yuletide as well
Sent her red flowers for warm fuzzies
So, we don't forget the poinsettias for her grave
No, we don forget the POINSETTAS ON HER
Gra-a-a-a-a-ave.
Near the Divine Celestial Chair
Watching o'er her children from above
I hope she will see me
On my dutiful journey
To bring to her
Those red flowers that she loved
So, take me down little Kia; take me down
You know we think she's the queen
Of this hallowed ground .. and we
Sent her red flowers every Christmas
Sent her red flowers on Mother's Day as well
Sent her red flowers just for giggles
So we don't forget the poinsettias for her grave
We'll do this every year
To bestir some Christmas cheer
She departed on the eve of Christmas day
I'll be with my blue cold pack
For the soreness in my back
For her it's just a middling price to pay
So take me down little Kia; take me down
You know we think she's the queen
Of this hallowed ground .. and we
Sent her red flowers on her birthday
Sent her red flowers at Yuletide as well
Sent her red flowers for warm fuzzies
So, we don't forget the poinsettias for her grave
No, we don forget the POINSETTAS ON HER
Gra-a-a-a-a-ave.
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