Pee Wee and Pee Wee were lovers,
Oh lordy, how they could love
Got naughty at a porn movie
Shame, shame..what were they thinkin' of
He was Her-man,
But was doin' wrong

Well, Pee Wee went to the theatre,
To take in the picture, you'd think
But soon, someone called the po-lice,
And, on him, the handcuffs they clink
He was Her-man,
But he was doin' some wrong

The name of the film was, "Nurse Nancy"
A porn flick made for adult eyes,
This movie had never received great reviews,
But from Pee Wee, got a rise..
He was Her-man,
And he was doin' wrong

Cops said that they observed Pee Wee
Wackin' his wang in plain sight
Detailed report said with his left hand,
The judge said..that's not right..
He was Her-man,
Busted, doin' wrong..

And so they gave Pee Wee a "Stiff" fine,
Some community service, too
Pee Wee said, "I can get a hold
On somethin' like that, it's true.."
He was Her-man,
He payed for his wrong..

Just two years after it happened,
Judge wiped clean Pee Wee's file
Well that, of course, pleased Pee Wee
Flipped his crazy dance and smile..
He was Her-man,
No more rap sheet wrong

Pee Wee's star shines on the sidewalk
There on Hollywood's walk of fame
Now, root-e-toot, on Broad-way, he's a hoot
And Pee Wee has cleared his name..
He's still Herman
Career moves along

Pee Wee Herman,
No more doin' wrong..

(Just let your fans love ya' Pee Wee,
Keep doin' great on Broadway..)