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Song Parodies -> "It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year"

Original Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

A lament to the commercialism to Chirtsmas and the Holiday Season! To all authors, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and happy New Year!
It's the most horrible time of the year
With the relatives fighting,
Oh, boy! It's exciting
And lousy to hear!
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most sickening season of all!
The pick-pockets, shoplifting
And my money drifting
To all shopping malls
It's the most sickening season of all!

My employers all Scrooge-y
My relatives stooge-y
And carolers sing out of tune
I hear Jingle Cats screeching
Wish Bush was impeaching
So we can all sleep 'til past noon!

It's the most horrible time of the year
Shopping malls are a killer
It's a same old thriller
Migraines are severe!
It's the most horrible time of the year

But this year, I'm not working
My boss won't be lurking
To have me work on Christmas Day!
If he does, I will holler
For I want top dollar!
And I shall demand double pay!

It's the most horrible time of the year!
With old Santa ho-ho-ing
And my poor eyes going
To red-up and tear!
It's the most horrible time
It's the most horrible time
It's the most horrible time of the year


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alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked this one a lot....5s
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Horribly good. 5s.
Stray Pooch - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
An excellent little bit of humbuggery!! 555
Alpha Skua - November 19, 2017 - Report this comment
The cats climbing up the tree and down it comes kitty and all
Youser - December 06, 2019 - Report this comment
The Bush reference is dated, but otherwise superb.
Alpha Skua - December 22, 2020 - Report this comment
You mean Obama Rosebud He was Americas #1 Worst president
Libby - December 22, 2020 - Report this comment
^^Birdbrain, tell me why, because I haven't read anyone giving a real reason why since 2004. And don't answer "You are too stupid/ignorant and need to watch/read this Fox/AON/Newsmax/Breitbart/blog report". I want to hear some honest words.

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