-> "These Liberal Lies"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"These Liberal Lies"
The Lyrics
A long long time ago
We had Stephen Harper
And my country used to make me smile
I could afford to buy a home
And taxes were so very low
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
2015 hit a new low
When we elected Justin Trudeau
Bad news on the doorstep
His spending put us in debt
Inflation went up way too high
And on the streets there's lots of crime
He bought useless junk with our dime
Trudeau, you cannot hide
Oh, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
Can you afford the price of heat
Or the sky-high price of groceries
All of which thanks to Trudeau
While we are all suffering in pain
He jets around on private plane
And makes our country look like such a joke
Well, I know he likes his carbon-tax
Which is just nothing but a cash-grab
While spreading doom and gloom
But nobody's gonna be fooled
He employs felons like Steven Guilbeault
Or that no-good scammer Randy Boissonault
And thinks that he can buy our votes
Trudeau, you cannot hide
And we're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
Now, Canadians want an election
But Jagmeet Singh just wants his pension
That's not what voters want to see
While there's violent protests throughout the streets
Justin Trudeau only can be seen
Dancing at a concert with swifties
Oh, and while Canadians all frown
The Liberals' polls keep falling down
Our economy burns
We're all very concerned
Chrystia Freeland says cut Disney Plus
So that you aren't financially stuck
While prices keep on going up
Trudeau, you cannot hide
We're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
Canada is in such a crisis
While Trudeau lets in members of ISIS
No wonder there's so much crime
Tent cities in many parks
And housing projects that did not start
Guess Sean Fraser and Mark Miller aren't the guys
Now, do you know what is just so cruel?
The gaslighting from Karina Gould
The Liberals don't care
Oh, they are all full of hot air
Many people live in poverty
While Trudeau wastes our tax money
I do not trust that Mark Carney
Trudeau, you cannot hide
And we're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
Oh, Steve Mackinnon says things are great
That man is just a big disgrace
When will this nightmare please just end
When I hear Francois-Philippe Champagne's voice
I just cringe at that awful noise
We can't vote in the Liberals again
Oh, when Trudeau's on National stage
He always falls flat on his face
Does not have the respect
Looks just like a train-wreck
And as conservative support is high
Common-sense is what makes things right
Pierre Poilievre is gonna shine
Trudeau, you cannot hide
We're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
Trudeau's time has brought doom and gloom
A decade of only crappy news
But soon we can vote him away
The Liberals will be no more
The Canadian dream will be restored
Just hold on, we will soon see some better days
I'll be able to watch TV
When Pierre defunds the CBC
Conservatives have spoken
They'll repair what is broken
Pierre Poilievre I trust the most
A view that is shared from coast-to-coast
Pierre will win and Trudeau's toast
Trudeau, you cannot hide
And we're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
Liberals are all out of time"
We're all saying, bye bye to these Liberal lies
They all claim that they are helping, it's all pie in the sky
Conservative polls have now hit an all-time high
Looks like "Liberals are all out of time
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