Where is Barney, What Barney oh you mean the purple dinosaur on TV. Well Barney I don't care

Jeez, Misty!! I mean, I'm pretty sure that most of us hate Barney, but you don't have to be so violent!

I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. It can't get anymore annoying.

i like violence but only when it comes to barney i hate barney he must die cuz he is a homo and misty i really like that song of i hate you you hate me song its soo funny!!

I think this song rocks! It is super funny! I think Barney is gay!

Barney is a walking version of a Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon also known as a Dinosaur.

I think your sick in the head and your really immature, because alot of kids really enjoy his teaching on t.v.

that i really do hate barney he can kiss my privite can i say somthing it is I HATE BARNEY!!!!!

me and my friend hate barney

~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************

Ya w/e Barney's hott yo

i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead

who likes this one i hate you you hate me let's gabg up and kill barney with two .44's shooting at the door there's no more purple dinosaur

Now that's not nice. What's Barney ever done to you?

Lets kill barney =D

I LOVED BARNEY BUT NOW I THINK HE'S GAY.SURELY WE CAN ALL COUNT TO TEN BY NOW,WE'RE NOT STUPID.WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,A FIVE YEAR OLD?.YOU'RE MEAN AND IMATURE,HA HA. IT'S FUNNNY THOUGH!.

I hate Barney! He's a fat hag! I made a show up about killing him called "Plans to Killing Barney", which I dedicated to a guy named Charles A. Nichols (look it up at www.imdb.com), who animated the coachman in "Pinocchio" & assisted 4 of the directing animators in "Alice in Wonderland", 1 of which is Les Clark (II) who animated the bird in tree. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat.

He also directed all them Pluto cartoons

i hat you youy hate me letes go start ww3 with a grat big boom and barney's on the floor no more perpel dinosor

Hello? Do you not see my comment? Jone Hetel?

I hate you, you hate me Let's get together and kill Misty With tanks of water and acid she will drown Misty escapes but she falls down I hate you, you hate me Let's get together and kill Misty With a great big knife on her head Misty's bloody cuz she's already dead I hate you, you hate me Let's get together and kill Misty With her big dog leash around her neck She'll sure make you say 'what the heck' I hate you, you hate me Let's get together and kill Misty When she's skiing lets make an avalanche And then she'll get hit by a big tree branch

Well, I'm preached.

i hate barney and i think that he bums kids

You said it.

I hate shows like tellitubies and dora but when it comes to barney he must 4 resons 1:Hes dumb 2:Hes stupid 3:Hes retarded 4:Hes freaken GAY!

Yeah, check out my comment from May 15, 2006

ABCDEFG We will kill Barney!

i hate you u hate me lets get to gether and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! i hate u u hate me lets get to getther and kill barney with a knife through his back and an aarow through his head he will cry and wet the bed.

i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney tie him to a tree and hit him with bell together we'll watch him go to hell

Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.

this is rubbish, u think this is violent!!!!? omg u r just sooooooooo LOSER!

i hate you .you hate me lets get together and kill barney.one punch,two punch barney on the floor.no more gayass dinosaur.

i luv u u luv me lets all kill barney with a big BANG BANG and a splatter on the floor no more purple dinosaur!

I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2.

i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE

you think that this is rude he is brainwashing inocent children.

He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. That's all I have to say.

To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. With a 2-by-4, Barney is on the floor, No more purple dinosuar!!!

I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online.

i hate u u hate me barney tried to give me H.I.V i gave him a hug but he wanted some more I aLmost got raped by a purpLe dinosaur

i hate u, u hate me lets gather around and jump Barney, he's a fatass purple dinosaur so thats y people's call him a hore, he's a pain in the back so he smoke a big ass sack of crack!

Barney is the most stupid,idiotic character a guy could come up with. Good for you for making fun of him

I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. I love this site for hating barney, you make me proud. And two is.... I hate barney he must die! JIHAD on barney! Kill him and his merry band of faggots where ever you find them! Danm P.B.S. for broadcasting this antichrist type of shit to our nations children. I declare war on that brain washing, gay singing, purple hided dinosaur asshole!! If I ever found him I'd stick 4x4's up his ass,[hmm on second thought, he'd like that too much] no I'd shoot him with my double barrel shot gun !

I hate u u hate me lets gain up and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and shot him in the head arnt you glad that barneys dead!

i love the song''i hate you you hate me.''

i hate him he loves me his brain washing tecniques dont work on me with a big stick and him tied to a tree the harder you hit the more candy comes out

i love u u love me barney wanted hiv well it started with a hug and barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosore....

ive got some math: buchers knife + barney = good dick head x barney = the same these are what the kids should saywhen they see barney:o no its a dick head what should we do I know [STAB STAB STAB] yay no barney now we can use his body to practice i gun aiming. i hate u u hate me lets all go and kill barney with a knife through his head a bosooker up his but now barney has blown up

Not a fan of Barney. . .but the comments here are scary. . .do you guys really hate him enough to be that violent??? Woah. . .That's scary. . .and sicne when can a genderless character be gay. I never understood that about Tellitubies either. . .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . . .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. . .so how can they be "gay" . . .why is it that when people dislike something. . .it's "Gay". . .Gay is happy. . .so you dislike happy. . .or you dislike homosexuals. . .and if you dislike homosexuals. . .what century were you born in?

I hate you, You hate me let's gather and kill barney with a 2 by 4 shuf him out the door NO MORE PURPLE DINASOUR!!!

Ever since i was 6 I hated barney. he's Gay and stupid. man I just wiah he would really die of a thousand deaths. Why in the world did they ever start that show.

ABdsdbfbvioslgb'hnsb me barney fan!

that is so evil!!!! im 17 and still <3 barney all of you are frigging gay because if i tell you the name of at least 3 songs on his show you'll probably know the lyrics to it why?????? because you use to frigging adore the crap out of this mother frgging diosaur...... and all of you are losers because alot of yall cant even spell dinosaur

I hate Barney very much. In fact, I think we need more killing Barney songs. Not only are they true, but their funny!!! Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! Heres my kill Barney song. I hate you you hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney, with a two by four, knock him on the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years.

I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious!

Here is another song: On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, Most people threw flowers, But i threw his head. I saw his minions, Crying at Barney's grave, I took a cheese ray, And shot all his slaves. I also liked the songs u put on the site!

i have a song mama mama cant you see,what this baby done 2 me,took away my MTV now im stuck with dumb barney,tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a gigoe mommy called the docter and the docter said opps barneys dead shot in the head with and axe in his leg now hes all red locked in the shed peeing in his bed his bunnies name is ted

well then that's...unique I guess...but barney's cool... so why do y'all gotta be hatin? I mean c'mon!! how can that much hatred be in a child's TV show??? yeah this is definitly what I wanna teach to my children when I get older, Hey kids lets sing along to this beautiful song! I hate you! You hate me! Let's get together and kill Barney! With a Big KaBoom And a stab in the head, Now we're happy cuz barney's dead! YYYAAAYYY!.... no

I HATE BARNEY....BUT I LOVE THIS SONG

Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy...

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur

Wonderful Barney hating! Can't get any better! 555! Let me tell you this. Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." What were the idiots who make this crap thinking. I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree, grab a shotgun and shoot Barney in the head, bang-bang now Barney is dead.

I hate you you hate me.We are all one sick Family,Yes Barney is a Child Molester we all know.Stay away from Barney if you truely hate him So.

I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun!

Man, I hate Barney! A big lumbering gay-lesbi-homo that walks around humping everything that exists. Why, I just wanna kick his big purple @$$! I mean, whats educational about watching a big purple dinosaur hugging kids when he should be picking their bones out of his teeth. Oh, and you know he has those two semi-homo sidekicks, well, he should be ripping the intestines out of them now! I say ban barney forever and replace it with something educational like Ocean Oddesey, or maybe something like Kill Barney! Oh, by the way, I am a 10 year old boy living in Manchester!

On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. I saw a Sponge-Minion, Crying by Barney's grave, I took a machine gun, And shot Barney's slave.

i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead

This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids...

Barney's Dead! Barney's Dead! We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop!

i hate you you hate me lets all go and kill barney with a length of rope and a bullet thorugh the head sorry children barneys dead

omg you guys are stupid jeez its just a show for kids if yous dont like the show that much then why are yous on the website making up songs about him thats really sadd ... yous all need a life and while your at it grow some brains

barney is the stupidist dinosour anyone has ever seen'.every one thinks hes a dumbass

i cant beleve that that messd up dinosuar said strangers are freinds i mean thats just wrong im not agring with what every budy else's saying but the stranger thing got my atention

barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid;

i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour

Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.

Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song. \\' I love you, you love me, we\\'re one happy family. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'

that was sooooooo funny . BARNY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Barney,Ihave SEX with him every night

Barney hurt me whay a ruler so I hit him in the eye with a dot of apple pie And I havent seen the old bat sinse

I think Barney should be locked up some where .I think he is GAY he is brain washing children.I would like to KILL him what about you?

barney sucks

I WANT TO KILL BARNEY. I WANT TO BURN BARNEY I WANT TO RIP HIZ SKULL OUT AND USE IT TO EAT MY CEREAL!! I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!!

i hate you,you hate me, lets get a ak47 and shoot barny with a great big blast BOOM BOOM BOOM!now barnys brains is out!

No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? I mean Duh!. lol

you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney

i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,........ no more purple donisore. i hate barney

i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! :D

Sorry but these aren't funny

I love this!!!! 5-5-5

i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. I hate barney

i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a chain saw and a 2 by 4 no more purple dinusor hallilooya barneys deid we bar b qed his head what hapened to his body we flushed it down the potty rowned &rowened it swirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barney is gay gay gay

~~~~~I HATE BARNEY TOO SO : I hate u , u hate me, we're a stupid family , with a great big punch and a kick from me to u , wont u say u hate me too

Remember when we all liked and love Barney.What happen to that i mean now were all vilote to barney.Don't get me wrong but when i heard the song i hate you you hate me an joy to the world barney is dead i laghed so much.

Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****.

They made a funny song about Barney back in the early 90s. It was called, "Oh, He's So Barney." It went to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Oh, Me So Horny." That song cracked me up! The only thing I can remember from the song was..."Oh, he's so Barney...Oh, oh, he's so Barney...He has a big purple head..." I wish I could remember the rest. It was really hysterical!

What about this I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a 44 shot gun shoot him in the head sorry kids but barney's dead!! I love barne yhe is a mad ass no matter wat.

Joy to the world!Barney's dead,we barbequed his head!What happened to the body?We flushed it down the poddy!Round,and round it goes.............

Sorry I forgot to add the rest.Round,and round it goes!

YOTHATSSOCOOLITTIGHT!!!!!!!!

Omg this is well harsh haha but kinda funni anyway x

Dude dats tight heres a song for ya I hate you you hate me lets gang up on Barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 Barney laid out on the floor.Thank God!

DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY

i hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney. With the FBI and a Civil War No More Purple Dinosaur! ()_() ( ' . ' ) (") (") Copy and Paste this bunny to help him Kill Barney!!!!