Stuck inside the bathroom, I've been here forever
Feeling constipated, blocked again
With poo, lots of, poo, stinky, poo
If I ever get it out of me, thought of flushing it down the can
Then I'll wipe myself thoroughly, all I need is a whole lot of bran
If it ever comes out of me (I hope it comes out of me)
Well, my ass exploded with some diarrhea, now my bowels loosened up
I hope this bran was a good idea, 'cause now it just won't stop

Chorus:
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the constant poop, comes out like soup, revolting everyone
Because, bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs

Well, the bathroom cleaner had to hold his breath, smelling all the fumes inside
And I shouted to him as he crawled away, "You can run but you can't hide!'

(Chorus)

You know that bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Well, I was exhausted as it started to taper, I guess those muffins took their toll
And then I couldn't find more toilet paper, guess I used up the whole roll

Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the toilet bowl, is getting full, and I'm not even done
That's why bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs