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Song Parodies -> "Trump Won"
Original Song Title:
"Love Hurts"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nazareth
Parody Song Title:
"Trump Won"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
Originally scheduled to be posted 4 years ago, maybe it aged well. As I was posting then, You notice Trump is swapped with love. Trump is love and you will learn it. Enjoy.
(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Trump won, Trump scored
Trump rules, and gored
Every lib
Feels sad, or just, plain mad
You never had a shot, never had a shot
Trump does not need funds
So he can’t be bought
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Verse 2)
Joe’s old, we saw, that was, last straw
I knew from D,-NC
Could not, bend knee
You don’t know how to win, don’t know how to win
Trump has got substance
It fills us all through din
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Pre-Chorus)
Some folks talk, of bitterness
Gibberish, deliverance
These folks stuck with T,-DS
No humanity
(Chorus)
They can’t believe it’s true
They can’t believe it’s true
Trump will give a pill
So you don’t vote blue
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
They can’t believe it’s true
They can’t believe it’s true
Trump will give a pill
So you don’t vote blue
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh
(Verse 1)
Trump won, Trump scored
Trump rules, and gored
Every lib
Feels sad, or just, plain mad
You never had a shot, never had a shot
Trump does not need funds
So he can’t be bought
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Verse 2)
Joe’s old, we saw, that was, last straw
I knew from D,-NC
Could not, bend knee
You don’t know how to win, don’t know how to win
Trump has got substance
It fills us all through din
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Pre-Chorus)
Some folks talk, of bitterness
Gibberish, deliverance
These folks stuck with T,-DS
No humanity
(Chorus)
They can’t believe it’s true
They can’t believe it’s true
Trump will give a pill
So you don’t vote blue
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
They can’t believe it’s true
They can’t believe it’s true
Trump will give a pill
So you don’t vote blue
Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh Trump won
Ooh, ooh
I've just gotten a creative kick b/c of recent events. If this has not been posted by now by somebody else, try Trump is Back by Backstreet Boys. Also, you can try the Glorious Suns with TDS. "Tell me Trump's not winning."
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BRILLIANT!
Biden Calls Trump To Concede The Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-trump-to-concede
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-trump-to-concede
OK, so this IS kinda clever.
Trump Wins 3rd Election In A Row
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-3rd-election-in-a-row
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-3rd-election-in-a-row
Well done AV, maybe I should keep my Springsteen streak going with "Donald Wins Again"
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