Song Parodies -> "Girls Just Want To Have Rights "

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want To Have Fun "

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"Girls Just Want To Have Rights "

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The Lyrics

Inspired by the photo on social media showing Cyndi Lauper wearing a shirt saying "Girls Just Want Fundamental Rights"

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with men?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with mags?
Girls just wanna have rights now

I come home from a protest fight
We marched for Reproductive Rights
My mother says she was heart-warmed with that sight
‘Cause every girl should have rights
Have fundamental rights

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My protest partner says “abortion’s pro-life”
My father stands with us with all of his might
‘Cause every girl should have rights
Have fundamental rights

That's all they really want
Some rights
When the working day turns night
You know, girls they want to have rights

Hey now, hey now
What's wrong with those judges?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What is wrong with the Right?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls they wanna have

Some men take a beautiful girl
And veil her face from the rest of the world
She wants to have some fun and walk in the sun…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with men?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with mags?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls all wanna have

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls they wanna have

Hey now, hey now
What's wrong with those judges?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on...

Hey now, hey now
What is wrong with the Right?
Girls just wanna have rights now...

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Talia Banshee - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

The Taliban gave congratulations that the US didn't allow a woman to become president. Big shame on the 53% of white women who voted their race over their gender.

Youth In Asia - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

If you want to obsess on euthanasia, see this old parody by eel to help you see the compassion in it: amiright.com/parody/70s/steelydan148.shtml

Equalist - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

So, they're shoving this equal rights thing down our throats, here's what I say, I agree with women having equal rights to men, however, it must come in a package with equal responsibilities. I don't see protests demanding women be included in the draft or any to abolish the draft altogether I see lots of signs with "equal pay for equal work", but never have I seen one with "equal time for equal crime"

Ned the clam - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

I guess I'm missing something. What "rights" were lost? Roe v Wade was a Supreme Court ruling that ended up being applied across the board to the entire US. Our Constitution stipulates that our laws come about through legislative processes. All that happened was the issue was returned to each state for approval/denial, giving voters the say they were initially denied. The horror, the horror.

Zen Adam B. - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

Breaking news: dementia donald just appointed the One Guy in charge of the New Euthanasia Program for anti-maga Amiright writers.

I Can Cut And Paste Things That Are Relevant - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

Rest in Power: A Running List of the Preventable Deaths Caused by Abortion Bans PUBLISHED 11/4/2024 by Roxanne Szal

Front Line Fran - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment

The Pentagon is stunned over Slump's unqualified pick for defense secretary. The former captain he picked has spoken about getting women out of combat jobs? He wants to take away a woman's right to fight on the front lines for her country?

Intelligent Ingrid - November 14, 2024 - Report this comment

At least they haven't taken away the right for Tulsi Garbage to be intelligence secretary when she is not qualified at all for the position.

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