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Song Parodies -> "Jets"
Original Song Title:
"Jet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Jets"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Jets are the only team in US pro sports to not have a playoff appearance in 14 years.
Jets, you sure have stunk for 14 long seasons
No playoffs, few wins and just constant, and sad, losing ruin
And Jets, you make The Meadowlands as lonely as the moon
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Jets, it is high time to not diss New Jersey
Get Jersey in your name and maybe then you will start to zoom
Yes, Jets, show pride in where you play home games and do it soon
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass
boo, fans say
Fans boo Jets
Yes, Jets, it seems the playoffs are forever far from you
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass
Boo, fans say
Jets, adding Aaron Rodgers got you few victories
Sam Donald to Vikings has them flying high in the sky
And Jets, it seems your moves have all been cursed by one's voodoo
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Yes, Jets, for you the Superbowl is as far off as the sky
Jets, boo
They're loser ladies
Gang Green is sad, yeah
No playoffs, few wins and just constant, and sad, losing ruin
And Jets, you make The Meadowlands as lonely as the moon
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Jets, it is high time to not diss New Jersey
Get Jersey in your name and maybe then you will start to zoom
Yes, Jets, show pride in where you play home games and do it soon
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass
boo, fans say
Fans boo Jets
Yes, Jets, it seems the playoffs are forever far from you
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Joe Namath, it's been downhill since you're guarantee
Jets are famous for underperforming every year
They're famous for being lame ass
Boo, fans say
Jets, adding Aaron Rodgers got you few victories
Sam Donald to Vikings has them flying high in the sky
And Jets, it seems your moves have all been cursed by one's voodoo
Jets, boo
Jets, boo
Yes, Jets, for you the Superbowl is as far off as the sky
Jets, boo
They're loser ladies
Gang Green is sad, yeah
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Jersey Jets does look and sound better than New York Jets.
Big boo to Jets owner Woody Johnson for having donated to the upcoming felonious presidunce.
I get the feeling the only reason why the Jets won SB III was because they made a deal with Satan, hence the misfortune and incompetence that follows to this day.
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