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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Balls"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Oh, the joys of pocket pool!!!
In loose-fit pants he goes
Hand in pocket plays
On his face does show
A face that's way too gay*
No bothering his "thing"
Underneath just right
Oh the joy it brings
But such a ghastly sight!
(Chorus)
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
With his balls he plays
Oh what fun it is to slide
His testes this and that way!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Loves to ball play
His legs are open way too wide
On the couch in gross display!!!
Hand in pocket plays
On his face does show
A face that's way too gay*
No bothering his "thing"
Underneath just right
Oh the joy it brings
But such a ghastly sight!
(Chorus)
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
With his balls he plays
Oh what fun it is to slide
His testes this and that way!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Loves to ball play
His legs are open way too wide
On the couch in gross display!!!
*Happy
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I'll take it you're pro-manspreading, but what guy isn't?
Thanks Peter, but no actually. I was raised to sit up straight- no slouching! Had a GF that was posture police once too! But you gave me an idea. Ever meet an older professional guy that is a snappy dresser who not only crosses his legs but asks for tea? The Professor type who drinks it pinky out??? I need to do a parody!!!
Forgot to ask, Peter, but is there widespread manspreading in Sweden? I did a parody about the New Yorker manspreading already...
We have a pretty strong feminist movement in Sweden and they discovered the word "manspreading" last year, I myself hadn't even heard about it or thought about it as a problem before that I think. It's kinda funny because normally they're far left and very anti-USA in their rhetoric, terms should always be translated and all that jazz, but every now and then an international word, normally of english origin, gets past their deflector screens and comes into public use. This year they've moved their worries to "mansplaining", apparently an even bigger problem. God knows what it'll be next year. :-)
Never heard of "manspreading", nor the phenomenon you describe in your parody. But, just yesterday my friend told me his employees saw a middle-aged man performing a sex act with the wrought iron fence surrounding his parking lot. The world gets stranger by the hour.
5s, even though you only did part of the song.
Sorry Kris, this should have been titled as Short Version for length of material!
you dirty man ;)
oh yeah! a Christmas parody right as I finally have eggnog to drink! let's do this!!! "reads parody" err... maybe I'll save the eggnog for later... 5's
Good for you John! Drink up buddy! I'm having no luck on the Hydrox cookies hunt...
In a word, ballsy! Literally! 5s!
Patrick, manspreading started in NY subways. It's where a guy takes up multiple seats by slouching and spreading his legs like on a couch at home. It prevents others from sitting down. You should be familiar, however, with the other term " pocket pool " where a guy plays with his own balls in his pants! John Candy referred to it in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!"
The only Subway I've seen in Kansas City sells sandwiches. Never paid much attention to anyone sitting there. Been a while since I saw "Planes, Trains & Automobiles". As I recall, there was a scene where the train was approaching "Kansas City", which was, in fact, Toronto. Not the first time that a Canadian city served as a stand in for KC. Can you name the other one?
Since Calgary, Ottawa, and Halifax have also doubled as US cities in movies, I would say probably one of those...
Jinglebells, Biden Sell, America, To Red China, I all heard This, Newsm From a Bird called a Mynah
JINGLEBELLS, BATMAN SELLS,BAT COOKIES BY THE LOAD,THEY TASTE GOOD,AS THEY SHOULD,ON ICE CREAM AL-LAH MODE
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