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Song Parodies -> "The Winner's Harris-Walz"
Original Song Title:
"The Winner Takes It All"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"The Winner's Harris-Walz"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
We'll get beyond talk
Of the things we've gone through
Rump's hurt many peeps
He'll be history
Time to toss that tard
That's what we have to do
It's what the sane say
Conald's far too cray
The winner's Harris-Walz
Rump and Vance have to fall
Dems will have victory
That's their destiny
Time to restrict arms
We'll save kids everywhere
You know that does makes sense
Not hanging Mike Pence
They'll build cheaper homes
With happy people there
Life will be so cool
Urban and rural
God doesn't play with dice
He's sure to end Grump's vice
Indicators shine bright
A Harris win's in sight
The winner's Harris-Walz (Harris-Walz)
Conald Grump has to fall (has to fall)
It's simple and it's plain (it's so plain)
No need to complain (Why complain?)
Feel Democratic bliss
Do you feel it through and through
You know Lump is lame
He's far too insane
Somewhere deep inside
Even mags know the truth
What the voters say
They'll have to obey
The voters will decide (will decide)
The win is on her side (on her side)
All those magaT dopes (magaT dopes)
Will be driven low (driven low)
Make U.S. kind again (kind again)
Let Left and Right be friends (really friends)
Tired of being appalled (so appalled)
The winner's Harris-Walz (Harris-Walz)
We could always talk
If it makes you feel bad
Try to understand
Adult foes shake hands
Won't apologize
If it makes you feel mad
Stop being so dense
Step over the fence
Now you see
The winner's Harris-Walz
The winner's Harris-Walz
So the winner's Harris-Walz
Rump and Vance have to fall
End the vice, time for nice
End the fear, bring love here
Harris-Walz makes Grump fall
End the pain, clean the stain
Of the things we've gone through
Rump's hurt many peeps
He'll be history
Time to toss that tard
That's what we have to do
It's what the sane say
Conald's far too cray
The winner's Harris-Walz
Rump and Vance have to fall
Dems will have victory
That's their destiny
Time to restrict arms
We'll save kids everywhere
You know that does makes sense
Not hanging Mike Pence
They'll build cheaper homes
With happy people there
Life will be so cool
Urban and rural
God doesn't play with dice
He's sure to end Grump's vice
Indicators shine bright
A Harris win's in sight
The winner's Harris-Walz (Harris-Walz)
Conald Grump has to fall (has to fall)
It's simple and it's plain (it's so plain)
No need to complain (Why complain?)
Feel Democratic bliss
Do you feel it through and through
You know Lump is lame
He's far too insane
Somewhere deep inside
Even mags know the truth
What the voters say
They'll have to obey
The voters will decide (will decide)
The win is on her side (on her side)
All those magaT dopes (magaT dopes)
Will be driven low (driven low)
Make U.S. kind again (kind again)
Let Left and Right be friends (really friends)
Tired of being appalled (so appalled)
The winner's Harris-Walz (Harris-Walz)
We could always talk
If it makes you feel bad
Try to understand
Adult foes shake hands
Won't apologize
If it makes you feel mad
Stop being so dense
Step over the fence
Now you see
The winner's Harris-Walz
The winner's Harris-Walz
So the winner's Harris-Walz
Rump and Vance have to fall
End the vice, time for nice
End the fear, bring love here
Harris-Walz makes Grump fall
End the pain, clean the stain
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One of the keys in historian Allan Lichtman's election outcome prediction system is candidate charisma but it has to be broad charisma. The 2024 Republican candidate has charisma with his nutty base but has anti-charisma with a greater number of people.
You Can Ignore Allan Lichtman and His Presidential Predictions
https://goodreason.substack.com/p/you-can-ignore-allan-lichtman-and
https://goodreason.substack.com/p/you-can-ignore-allan-lichtman-and
Debates are not predictive of outcomes. Hillary Clinton won all three debates, still lost. John Kerry won all of the debates, still lost. Barack Obama got trounced, 72%-20% in the poll, worse than Biden, and went on to win. That’s why we rely on the thirteen keys, which tap into the structure of how elections really work, and they show that Democrats’ really only chance to win, contrary to everything I’ve heard, is with Biden running.
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1806569055697916392
Didn't the weird manner in which Musk was jumping up and down at the Rump rally in Butler make him look like a total lunatic? Why would he say to F***er Carlson that if Dump loses the election, he's f***ed? He'd still be the richest man in the world, wouldn't he?
Wow, that mindless salad-tossing traitortwat sure looks like a puppet with its strings cut when her teleprompter goes out, doesn't she?
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/04/kamala-teleprompter-dies-and-she-freezes-n2401789
Must be using Hussein's teleprompter; thing gets mighty temperamental when it doesn't get thos sexy iMacs it demands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/04/kamala-teleprompter-dies-and-she-freezes-n2401789
Must be using Hussein's teleprompter; thing gets mighty temperamental when it doesn't get thos sexy iMacs it demands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8
Isn't stalling for time in uncertain situations while waiting for more information one of the key features of experienced actors and politicians? This might be the most presidential thing she has done so far. Sure, Trump winging it without a teleprompter all the time is even more impressive, but as far as gaffes goes this one isn't, I'd go so far as to guess she's been prepped and trained for doing this if their tech goes out accidentally or if it's being hacked.
As people with brains already know, she comes into politics with experience as a prosecutor. Most folks in the legal profession learn how to choose their words and diction with style over time. It's not like she had to learn to deflect and debate in three months time. And in the end game, NOBODY REALLY GIVES A F.
Lichtman correctly predicted nine of the last 10 presidential races. The only one he missed was in 2000 which was decided by 537 votes in Florida. Based on that track record, the best set MAGAts can hope for is a race like 2000 where the now Rump-stuffed Supreme Court can make him winner. There is every reason for them to be sweating hard.
Congrads President Elect Kamala! Break out the tissues magas ;-p I personally don't think Allan Lichtman's "10 out of 10" is impressive. Actually if you correctly guess 10 coin tosses in a row the odds are 1/1024. However if you can observe the coins as they come down and call them right before they hit the ground that's 100%. Most of us knew in September when he "predicted" Kamala that she would easily win. So his predictions are something anyone can do. The only election that gave him clout was 2016 when the loser "won"...but he also incorrectly predicted Gore, a winner who "lost'
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