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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Cyraneau de Beargerac

The Lyrics

First four lines found on the internet. I provided additional lyrics to create a complete parody. In doing so, I learned more things about cheese than I ever wanted to! LOL
(Parody of "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" by the Eurythmics)

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a Brie
I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton
-------till here from the internets---------------

Some cheese wants to be Bleu, too
Some cheese wants to be Buchette d'Anjou
Some cheese wants to be cubed
Some cheese will be braided by you

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Colby or Chevre, if you please
I ferment the milk and then I squeeze
Everybody needs penicillium

Mold is better, on the rind
Mold is better, leaves taste behind
Mold is better, cheese is confined
Mold is better, use my enzymes

Some cheese ought to be grated
No cheese should be ammoniated
Some cheese will always be hated
No cheese wants to be called rancid

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Casein and rennet curdle it with ease
Whey from the curds it eventually frees
The best cheese comes from Wisconsin

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 379

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Lord de Roquefort - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Cheesy. Mixed curds.
Sacre Bleu - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Very Gouda.
Jonathan - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I have the strangest craving for some nachos! 455
Sean Niem - February 14, 2016 - Report this comment
My video:-
Rachel - March 05, 2016 - Report this comment
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Cartoon Channel Viewer - March 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Rachel, that line was used in a "King of the Hill" episode!
Jeff - April 07, 2016 - Report this comment
No ... just no ... Shap Nnnouhfruhddhdhhxhxbxxh
John Limberger - September 10, 2016 - Report this comment
All we are saying .. is give cheese a chance
CML - September 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to this author? Why only one parody? Did he suffer some kind of meltdown in his muse that couldn't be cured? Cause it looked like he was destined for grater things. I tell ya, there's something rotten in the state of Wisconsin
Barbara Moore - November 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Awesome! Thank you! I shared this with my daughter who can't do dairy products anymore. Not being mean, she JUST discovered a dairy free cheese she likes. :-)
Aberdeen demonaca - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment
this is amazing and super funny
Christine Davis - January 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Can I use this on my ceramic cheese platters without paying royalties? I am a ceramic artist.
Natasha - January 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Is this where the Google answer to 'do you like cheese?' came from?!
DukeOfHurl - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
I just this last year thought of the 1st 2 lines of this, only just now googled it. D'oh!
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Damn. In 2007. I thought i was being clever here: . Whatever happened to Cyraneau?
Joe Canoe - February 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Very Gouda Indeed!.
4re - June 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Just grate. Honestly. :D
Lorenzo LaRue - May 01, 2022 - Report this comment
....Cheezus Crackers!....
Sycamore - July 12, 2022 - Report this comment
My favorite song re-make!

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