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Song Parodies -> "We Didn’t Light The Fire"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn’t Start The Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"We Didn’t Light The Fire"

Parody Written by:

The Filipino Buffalo

The Lyrics

Political parody of the incoming Trump Administration
Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Lee Zeldin, no one‘s home.
Elise Stefanik, start to panic, Putin’s in control.
Immigration, Exploitation, deportation, gaslit nation
Mens Rea, now you see your rights will pay the toll.

AG pick, Matt Gaetz, Venmo’s teens for cock pic rates.
Elon, The kremlin’s spy and Marco the little guy.
Stephen Miller’s Ice Queen, Laura Loomer’s on the scene.
Hulk Hogan, Joe Rogen, stupid slogan, oh my!.

We didn’t light the fire.
It is always burning while the Donald’s spurning.
We didn’t light the fire.
No we didn’t light it, but we have to fight it.

Pete Hegseth for defense, MAGA Meathead, that makes sense.
He stole your vote, selling false Hope, he’s just a game show host
JD Vance, oh my God, bought and paid for tech bro knob.
M. T. G. Says Palestine is toast
Ted Cruz OK scream! Detroit has a winning team.
Jim Jordan, angry man, Ramaswami, Lindsey Graham,
Lauren Bobert, Katie Britt, make sure the cross augments their tits.
Tuberville, corporate schill, can I take Neo’s blue pill?

We didn’t light the fire.
It is always burning while the Donald’s spurning.
We didn’t light the fire.
No we didn’t light it, but we have to fight it.

Jan 6th, what a scene, morons gathered by a fiend.
Gaslit sheep, was the plan, of the orange spray tan man.
Low IQ with no sense, calling out to hang Mike Pence
Senate RINO’s run and hide, as the mob busted inside.

Law and order, last dance, it was stolen, sycophants.
Void of facts, all lies, one fat orange man decries.
You fools, can’t you see, he stoked your fears and gaslit thee.
Fill your heads up full of fog, like Haitians eating cats and dogs!

We didn’t light the fire.
It is always burning while the Donald’s spurning.
We didn’t light the fire.
No we didn’t light it, but we have to fight it.

Dr. Phil, Paula Dean, Megyn Kelly what a team.
Kanye a deranged man and that asshole Russell Brand
YouTube blogger Tim Pool, Caitlyn Jenner minus tools.
Kid Rock, guess what, Donald swallows Putin‘s cock.
Jake Paul, pornstar sex, gaslit honkey’s thanks to X.
RFK, paid to play, what else do I have to say?

We didn’t light the fire.
It is always burning while the Donald’s spurning.
We didn’t light the fire.
No we didn’t light it, but we have to fight it.

Roe V Wade, Us V Them, racial tension back again.
Green card, so what, we don’t care, get fucked.
Huckabee hates Palestine, brought to you by Dearborn wives.
BB bombing just the same, while Trump straight up betrays Ukraine
White House for sale, come inside, I’ll let you give my wife a ride.
Foreign debts, homeless vets, you cast your vote here’s what you get.
Migrants still be crossing o’er
Tariff’s really cost you more!!
It’s been three weeks, why’s there still war?
You lying fat mouth fucking whore !!

We didn’t light the fire.
It is always burning while the Donald’s spurning.
We didn’t light the fire.
No we didn’t light it, but we have to fight it.

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FTFFFTRRRR - December 02, 2024 - Report this comment
Great! We had the same idea but you beat us to the punch.
The Filipino Buffalo - December 03, 2024 - Report this comment
🙏 thank you. Surprised at all the 1’s. Must be a pro Donald website.🤣🤣
Agrimorfee - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
There has always been a conservative faction, but it wasn't this bad when Obama was President. The internet and civility in general has changed in these past years. Now it's a pro-arsehole website. :(

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