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Song Parodies -> "We'll Have A Go"

Original Song Title:

"He'll Have To Go"

Original Performer:

Jim Reeves

Parody Song Title:

"We'll Have A Go"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Hold the phone, they _are_ together all alone. :-)
"We’ll Have A Go”

Put your sweet hips a little closer to my own.
Tho’ just now I lack that certain “muscle tone,”
When my Viagra® works its magic down below
And helps to swell my little friend here, we’ll have a go.

Whisper to me, dear, that all along you knew
About this hitch and that it’s OK with you,
’Cause with a pill I can fulfill your needs, and so
It’s no hang-up on which to dwell, we’ll let it go.

One pill lets me be from front or rear
Your two-forty minute man
But if we longer than four hours go
Darlin’, call the doctor man!

Put your sweet hips a little closer to my own.
The drug's done the trick for me, let’s not postpone
Now that I’m jelled instead of “gelded,” Darlin’, oh,
Please won’t you tell my little friend here, we’ll have a go.

© Stan Hall Call me a softie, but a parody that shucked the OS's poignancy would've seemed, like Bobby Hill, not right. :-)

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Meriadoc - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan, there is an old clip from the 70s of Ry Cooder singing this OS that is just hilarious. Now I'm imagining him singing YOUR version and my ribs are aching... ;-D
alvin - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...especially liked the last line
LadycupCakes - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I get it now . . . I'm ~42~ minutes from the GG Bridge!!! Now I know my ex husband's secret , and the reason for his warning cell-call . . .
UnKnownVoter - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for a certain Steaminess, Sir. I could the deep voice whispering in my ear . . .
AFW - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
One of my old favorite C&W..very humorously rewritten

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