Where’s status quo?
Suddenly, bridge hits the prow
Hindu farmers clean up
When Assange finally gets a pardon
Baby oil in Sean’s house
And Great Britain, is run by a man named Keir
The moon made the sun disappear
A US primary ended Joe Biden’s career
Tay-tay’s in love, as the marketing was clever
While the robots pour a drink, they can live forever
And the Aussie Raygun broke it down on the dance floor

Some of the things we lived to see, night and day, in twenty-four

Import the 3rd world, watch Trudeau hit his downfall
Lisan al Gaib got just what he wanted
Hawk Tuah girl we did enthrall
So you ride the New York train, Penny was your friend
And the charred corpse is getting warm

Some of the things we lived to see, night and day, in twenty-four

Oh, the podcasters brought the new plot
And Trump rose up after the fall
With hurricane weather, Crowdstrike’s damage was not small (was not small)
Earth’s core moving backward, more foreign nations have their brawl (have their brawl)
The podcasters brought the new plot and Trump rose up, after the fall

Well, where’s the status quo?
Slovenly, that’s twenty-four