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Song Parodies -> "Blaze the Cat"
Original Song Title:
"Flashbeagle"
Original Performer:
Joey Scarbury & Desiree Goyette
Parody Song Title:
"Blaze the Cat"
Parody Written by:
Connor Banjoper
The Lyrics
This song is sung by Skinnydog Bamfield and his girlfriend, Luna Loud. The words in all-caps are not lyrics; they just indicate who sings that part. The instrumental interlude in the parentheses is not sung either.
SKINNYDOG: She enters the building as quiet as air.
Then, she starts dancing around.
You could say she's on a roll
From the way she's pleasing the crowd!
LUNA: She's the champion! She's the best!
Impossible to tame!
People say that she's obsessed.
Listen to the sound of her name!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
SKINNYDOG: Fire rises when she spins around.
She's got everyone in a trance.
She's literally burning up the place
With her wonderfully awesome dance!
LUNA: She's the master! She's the star!
Impossible to beat!
She will send you very far.
Look at how she's moving her feet!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
(Instrumental interlude.)
SKINNYDOG: From the top of her head to the tips of her toes,
She's got lots of passion in her soul!
She moves like a volcanic tornado
That is spiraling out of control!
LUNA: She's the winner! She's the girl!
Impossible to stop!
People from all over the world
Come to see her fire it up!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
Ooh! Ooh! Yeah! Higher than an airplane!
BOTH: Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
SKINNYDOG: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
LUNA: Ooh-ooh-ooh!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
Then, she starts dancing around.
You could say she's on a roll
From the way she's pleasing the crowd!
LUNA: She's the champion! She's the best!
Impossible to tame!
People say that she's obsessed.
Listen to the sound of her name!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
SKINNYDOG: Fire rises when she spins around.
She's got everyone in a trance.
She's literally burning up the place
With her wonderfully awesome dance!
LUNA: She's the master! She's the star!
Impossible to beat!
She will send you very far.
Look at how she's moving her feet!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
(Instrumental interlude.)
SKINNYDOG: From the top of her head to the tips of her toes,
She's got lots of passion in her soul!
She moves like a volcanic tornado
That is spiraling out of control!
LUNA: She's the winner! She's the girl!
Impossible to stop!
People from all over the world
Come to see her fire it up!
BOTH: Because she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
SKINNYDOG: When she moves around, everyone is entertained!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
LUNA: When she jumps up high, she flies higher than an airplane!
Ooh! Ooh! Yeah! Higher than an airplane!
BOTH: Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
SKINNYDOG: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
LUNA: Ooh-ooh-ooh!
BOTH: You know she's Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze the Cat!
(Blaze the Cat has quit the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and no longer works for SEGA.) Luna Loud belongs to Nickelodeon and Christ Savino. "Flashbeagle" was used in a 1984 Peanuts film with the same name. It does not belong to Connor Banjoper. All rights reserved!
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