Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-libs-here-are-10-things-you-can-still-be-thankful-for-this-year

It's a dark time to be a progressive. But it's the Thanksgiving season, which means it's time to be thankful to whatever non-specific deity or power you believe in. Let's try to keep up that spirit of gratitude by reminding ourselves of these ten things libs can still be thankful for:

1. Trump will probably only be in office for another 30 years. — Max.

2. You can run Kamala again against J.D. Vance next time. — In fact, we encourage it.

3. We still get Biden as (p)Resident for another two months. — 60 more days of utopia.

4. There's still time to move to a foreign, socialist country like Canada or California. — Better hurry.

5. You can still watch your DVD copies of The West Wing. — President Bartlet's shoulder is always available for you to cry on.

6. Although we'll be under a fascist dictatorship, avocado toast will be cheaper. — A small comfort to live during the Fourth Reich, but hey, it's something.

7. You'll only have to wear your handmaid outfit while you're outside. — It won't be mandatory indoors for another six months.

8. Be thankful for all the good memories we've made, like when Lizzo campaigned for Kamala, or when she was all "brat" and stuff. That was cool. — Or remember Beyonce? Or when Kamala went on that sex podcast? Man. That was fun.

9. PowerWash Simulator. — This fun game is available on most major video game platforms for a reasonable price. You just power wash stuff. Very relaxing. Gets your mind off the fact that Hitler is in office. Let's be thankful for the little things.

10. When Trump reveals himself as the Antichrist and kicks off seven years of tribulation, you'll be able to smugly tell your Republican friends, "I told you so." — Their tears will be delicious.

We hope these ten things will get you through the next four years. What else can libs be thankful for? Scream them at the sky now.

Gotta love the contrast: "We see a nation tumbling down the stairs" vs the world watching Resident Biden stumbling three times up the same airline stairs. Hey, here's a challenge for ya: since we both like classic rock, let's do Fleetwood Mac parodies. You could do "Don't Stop" to commemorate past Commie/Lib victories and I'll do "Landslide" in honor of the recent election tallies. : )

Only the uneducated could see the 2024 election as a landslide. The last Landslide was Reagan in 1984. Harris won the educated vote in 2024 of course. Bumpkins got 47 the win. On the positive side today, at least Gaetz withdrew his nomination. Thankfully that's a sign of some GOP senators pushing back a little against autocracy and total insanity.

If Trump is Nero, what does that make Biden? He appears to be escalating the war in Ukraine for no reason. Did you hear what just happened? Ukraine just fired the medium range ATACAM missile about a hundred miles into Russia for the first time ... and Russia came back with the first use of a medium range ballistic missile in history with a conventional warhead .. this time. Could be a nuke next time.... But of course it's Trump, who started no wars on his watch, who is the crazed emperor who's fiddling as the world burns. Are you TDS cases connected to objective reality at all?

Come on Lichtman, you didn't have to quit X. People will have stopped making fun of you in a year or so.

https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1859306031668674838

Maybe they looked at Canada and saw what it was like with someone on the Left in power, and it is a disaster.

In Last-Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-prevent-trump-from-taking-office-democrats-start-world-war-3

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having failed to stop him thus far, Democrats have implemented their last-ditch attempt to prevent Donald Trump from taking office by starting World War 3.

While all efforts to indict Trump, remove him from state ballots, imprison him, and assassinate him were unable to keep him from winning a landslide victory in this month's presidential election, Democratic Party leaders were hopeful that their emergency plan of plunging the globe into nuclear conflict and a subsequent post-apocalyptic hellscape would do the trick.

"We hoped it wouldn't come to this, but we've got to do what's necessary," said one source within the Biden White House. "We tried every other plan to keep Trump from regaining power, but he still got re-elected. Now, in order to save America and democracy itself, we have no choice but to resort to our ‘scorched earth' plan. Literally scorched earth."

Top Democrats were confident that they would go down in history as heroes who prevented Trump from destroying the world by preemptively destroying the world to keep him from taking office. "Nothing preserves freedom like a good old-fashioned world war," the source said. "You can't be president of the United States if there's no United States to be president of. Checkmate, Trump."

Unconfirmed reports circulated that Democrats had hidden California Governor Gavin Newsom away in an underground bunker so he would be able to emerge as president of the smoldering, irradiated ash heap that was once the United States.

At publishing time, mainstream media outlets were praising Democrat efforts to save the world from Trump by destroying the world.

Perhaps the best thing that could happen is for one of those missiles launched into Russia to take out Putin? If not, we can expect 47 to create peace by giving Putin a handjob? Don't forget that the Antichrist was predicted to create peace before blowing it all up. You can't really expect a guy who would sh!t on domestic peace (as he did on January 6th) to be able to keep World Peace in the long run.