Adagio

Hi all. My name is Patricia B. Carrasco, otherwise known as Adagio for copyright purposes.

My husband and I live in Knoxville, Tennessee. I used to belong to the church choir for a number of years, where I sang alto. I discovered this site through a friend in May of 2003, and it is a learning experience that I would not trade.

I only started writing parodies when I came to Amiright. When I became more experienced at this type of writing, it became much more fun. I get more joy at actually writing the parodies, and then to see what kind of comments have been left, besides "I don't get it." j/k (I do write some for laughs)

Thank you, Chucky for making and maintaining this site, which gives so many people so much joy.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted
Slang	Somewhere, My Love	Maurice Jarre	2003-06-13
Paranoia?	Flora's Secret	Enya	2003-06-16
Computer Illiteracy	How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?	Patti Page	2003-06-21
Prostitutes in Training	Another Brick In The Wall pt. 2	Pink Floyd	2003-06-30
Bang	Rock Around The Clock	Bill Haley and His Comets	2003-06-30
I Can See Clearly Now	I Can See Clearly Now	Jimmy Cliff	2003-07-04
Fiddler of Words	If I Were A Rich Man	Jerry Bock	2003-07-08
Whisper	On Broadway	George Benson	2003-07-14
Toilet Seats	Put a Lid on it	Squirrel Nut Zippers	2003-07-15
The Thinker	You Talk Too Much	Joe Jones	2003-07-17
Rude People	Aquarius/Let The Sun Shine In	5th Dimension	2003-07-19
Tan On My ..er..Back	Black Magic Woman	Santana	2003-07-24
Ice Cream's on His Mind	Always On My Mind	Willie Nelson	2003-07-28
Hello Fridge	Bye Bye Love	Everly Brothers	2003-07-28
You Can Always Make Me Whine	Always On My Mind	Willie Nelson	2003-07-31
My Big Family Eating Out, Part II	Sitting on the Dock of the Bay	Otis Redding	2003-08-04
Sitting In A Diner All Day	Sitting on the Dock of the Bay	Otis Redding	2003-08-04
A 'Cleaned' Up Song	You Talk Too Much	Joe Jones	2003-08-06
It's a Weird World	It's a Small World	Disney Theme	2003-08-06
People Watchin'	Monday, Monday	Mamas and Papas	2003-08-09
Mild Thang	Wild Thing	Fancy	2003-08-12
The Swirl From the Whipped Cream	The Girl Fom Ipanema	Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto	2003-08-14
Round Booger	Brown Sugar	Rolling Stones	2003-08-15
Frayed Nerves	Mr. Custer	Larry Verne	2003-08-16
Fried Dirt	Silence is Golden	Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons	2003-08-19
We Are Family	We Are Family	Sister Sledge	2003-08-20
I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough	I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow	Norman Blake	2003-08-23
Screech Woman	Witchy Woman	Eagles	2003-08-25
Dumpling	Wild Thing	Troggs	2003-08-30
Avocado	Desperado	Eagles	2003-08-30
Mufreesboro	King Of The Road	Roger Miller	2003-09-02
Like, I Am A Cellphone	If I Were A Rich Man	Zero Mostel	2003-09-09
'Fraid I See Weirdly Now	I Can See Clearly Now	Johnny Nash	2003-09-12
The Andalusite	The Israelites	Desmond Dekker and The Aces	2003-09-15
Crony Shuffle	Harlem Shuffle	Rolling Stones	2003-09-20
No Coffee Grounds	Don't Bring Me Down	Electric Light Orchestra	2003-09-24
Sedentary Man	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2003-09-29
Don't Have A Conniption!	Walk Like An Egyptian	Bangles	2003-09-29
Blue Brunette	Blue Vevet	Bobby Vinton	2003-10-05
Dance In The Street	We Got The Beat	GoGos	2003-10-12
Mocked, Then They Ran	Walk Like A Man	The Four Seasons	2003-10-13
Pact with the Pieman	Black Magic Woman	Santana	2003-10-18
Cheese Macaroni	For Your Eyes Only (James Bond movie)	Sheena Easton	2003-10-24
Mangy	Angie	Rolling Stones	2003-10-29
What Am I Forgetting?	On Top Of Spaghetti	Tom Glazer	2003-11-02
You're A Mess!!	S.O.S.	Abba	2003-11-07
Klutzy	Spooky	The Classics IV	2003-11-15
I Feel The Quicksand	I Feel The Earth Move	Carole King	2003-11-22
Most Contrary Man	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2003-11-26
King's Almost Here	King Of The Road	Roger Miller	2003-11-28
Fall Down (Accident Prone)	Downtown	Petula Clark	2003-12-01
Ground Round	Downtown	Petula Clark	2003-12-06
Someday Afternoon	Tuesday Afternoon	Moody Blues	2003-12-11
It's Poop For Us!!	Aquarius	5th Dimension	2003-12-16
Mom's Tired Of	Bye Bye Love	Everly Brothers	2003-12-16
Bad Snowman	Come Together	Beatles	2003-12-26
We're Quite Sick Of	Somewhere My Love (Lara's Theme)	Maurice Jarre	2003-12-28
Ma in Tennessee	Mama Told Me (Not To Come)	Three Dog Night	2003-12-30
Boy, He is Hurled	Joy To The World	Three Dog Night	2004-01-10
Reality Dream	Gemini Dream	Moody Blues	2004-01-11
Rich and Sweet, Man	Witchy Woman	Eagles	2004-01-15
Soprano	Witchy Woman	Eagles	2004-01-21
Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)	Conquistador	Procul Harum	2004-01-26
Fright On The Stage	People Are Strange	The Doors	2004-02-03
Fifty Themes You Can Uncover	Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-02-05
It's About Them	It's A Small World	Disney Classic	2004-02-05
The Smoker	The Joker	Steve Miller	2004-02-13
X-Filian Secrecy	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	2004-02-17
Grew Confining, Old Master	New York Mining Disaster 1941	BeeGee's	2004-02-26
Theef	Mama Told Me (Not to Come)	Three Dog Night	2004-02-27
Green Men Will Grab Ya	Abracadabra	Steve Miller	2004-03-07
Glasses Have Broken	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2004-03-07
Genius	Venus	Shocking Blue	2004-03-09
Mop in Hand	Sharp Dressed Man	Z.Z. Top	2004-03-10
Here I Sit	Rocky Top	Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	2004-03-16
Thinkin' is Trash	Jumpin' Jack Flash	Rolling Stones	2004-03-21
Enos/Anus	Venus	Shocking Blue	2004-03-22
Let Me Guess	S.O.S.	Abba	2004-03-23
Black Labrador	Conquistador	Procul Harum	2004-03-26
Website Disaster	New York Mining Disaster 1941	BeeGees	2004-04-01
The Voice of Violence	The Sound of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-04-06
Air Trip Woes	The Battle of New Orleans	Johnny Horton	2004-04-14
Slimy Drain Traps	Pretty Paper	Roy Orbison	2004-04-23
My Nerves Are Shattered	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2004-05-01
Francis!	Spooky	The Classics IV	2004-05-11
Don't Step on my Wings	People Are Strange	The Doors	2004-05-16
Smell	Hell	Squirrel Nut Zippers	2004-05-20
Mr. Yo-yo	Mr. Sandman	The Chordettes	2004-06-10
Lunatic Wings	Lunatic Fringe	Red Rider	2004-06-16
The Parody Chant	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2004-06-23
I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand	I'm Just A Singer In A Rock and Roll Band	Moody Blues	2004-06-28
Dance This Way	Walk This Way	Aerosmith	2004-07-07
Sittin' on Your Wits	Puttin' On The Ritz	Taco	2004-07-16
Protective Smile	Reflective Smile	Moody Blues	2004-07-23
The Other Side Of Strife	The Other Side Of Life	Moody Blues	2004-07-24
Sewn Together	Come Together	Beatles	2004-07-30
Booking Roach Motel's No Chore	Looking Out My Backdoor	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-08-07
The Corridor	Conquistador	Procul Harum	2004-08-14
Torn Between Two Druthers	Torn Between Two Lovers	Mary MacGregor	2004-08-23
Blue Jewels	Blue Velvet	Bobby Vinton	2004-09-03
Just The Way I Am	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2004-09-10
Fire	Fire	Pointer Sisters	2004-09-13
Sinusitis	Poison Ivy	The Coasters	2004-09-17
No, I Ain't Off My Rocker!	Veteran Cosmic Rocker	Moody Blues	2004-09-27
Stout Mary	Proud Mary	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-10-08
Fleas On My Pillow	Tears On My Pillow	Little Anthony and the Imperials	2004-10-08
Say, What Lives There?	Scarborough Fair/Canticle	Simon and Garfunkel	2004-10-21
Waahs Might Win	Walk Right In	Dr. Hook	2004-10-27
Much Better	The Letter	The Box Tops	2004-10-30
Ugly	Angie	Rolling Stones	2004-11-01
I've Tempted My Fates, By Damn	I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2004-11-08
New Thoughts Trying To Master 2004	New York Mining Disaster 1941	BeeGees	2004-11-10
My Leisure	The Letter	The Box Tops	2004-11-15
Get Out'N My Crowd	Get Off My Cloud	The Rolling Stones	2004-11-16
That Louse With No Brain	A Horse With No Name	America	2004-11-19
Why Be Upset?	Sunrise, Sunset	Fiddler On The Roof Cast	2004-11-23
Mouse With The Rising Bum	House of the Rising Sun	The Animals	2004-11-29
Heights of Flight That's When/Late Delusion	Nights In White Satin/Late Lament	The Moody Blues	2004-11-30
Itty Bitty Foos	Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo)	Kay Kyser	2004-12-11
I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless	Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody	David Lee Roth	2005-01-05
I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless	Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody	David Lee Roth	2005-01-05
Lack Of Sight	Black and White	Three Dog Night	2005-01-10
While I So Far Onward Creep	While My Guitar Gently Weeps	Beatles	2005-01-19
Sway	Suede	Tori Amos	2005-01-31
Procrastination	Fascination	Jane Morgan	2005-02-03
The Ballad of Teeny Sore Butt	The Ballad of Davy Crockett	Tennessee Ernie Ford	2005-02-07
The Fees Of The Means	Witch Queen Of New Orleans	Redbone	2005-02-09
They're Always A-Bitchin'	Walk Like An Egyptian	Bangles	2005-02-22
It's A Jungle In There	It's a Jungle Out There (Theme From 'Monk')	Randy Newman	2005-02-25
Paste It Back	Paint It Black	The Rolling Stones	2005-03-01
The Mocker	The Boxer	Simon & Garfunkel	2005-03-08
Rollercoaster Land	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2005-03-21
Busyness	Short People	Randy Newman	2005-03-22
Itchy Word Man	Witchy Woman	Eagles	2005-04-04
Undercover	Come Together	The Beatles	2005-04-12
But We're Bizarre, We Just 'Bleep'	While My Guitar Gently Weeps	The Beatles	2005-04-27
The Wuss	Venus	Shocking Blue	2005-04-29
That's Scenery of Late, That Am	I'm Henry the 8th, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2005-05-06
Shame Of Fools	Chain of Fools	Aretha Franklin	2005-05-13
Take These Chains	The Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-06-14
Tainted Lacks	Paint It Black	Rolling Stones	2005-06-22
Off-pitch Women	Witchy Woman	Eagles	2005-07-01
Klutzy	Spooky	The Classics IV	2005-07-18
The Wound of Silence	The Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-07-21
Evil 'Puter	Come Together	The Beatles	2005-07-28
My Horse, It Is Lame	A Horse With No Name	America	2005-08-05
Conquistador	Conquistador	Procul Harum	2005-08-15
Bane of Fools	Chain Of Fools	Aretha Franklin	2005-09-06
My Teeth Are Fallin' Out'n My Head	Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head	B.J. Thomas	2005-09-08
Did You Ever Say You Had A Good Time?	Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?	The Lovin' Spoonful	2005-09-13
The Yours/Mine Sting Disaster 2005	New York Mining Disaster 1941	BeeGees	2005-09-22
Glowin' In Your Hand	Blowin' In The Wind	Bob Dylan	2005-10-04
Break Your Feet	Baker Street	Gerry Rafferty	2005-10-11
Understandable	Unforgettable	Nat King Cole	2005-10-12
I'm Wiping The Plate, I Am	I'm Henry the 8th, I am	Herman's Hermits	2005-10-17
The Corridor (Revisited)	Conquistador	Procol Harum	2005-10-18
Tempus	Venus	Shocking Blue	2005-10-27
Clarity	Confusion	Alice In Chains	2005-11-01
There's Some Fungus In There (Fridge Song)	It's a Jungle Out There	Randy Newman	2005-11-09
Darn!/ Eight A.M. And Too Late!	Time/Great Gig in the Sky	Pink Floyd	2005-11-28
Oh, The Yearning Word Play	On The Turning Away	Pink Floyd	2005-12-02
Main Damage	Brain Damage	Pink Floyd	2005-12-15
Biting Song	All Night Long	Lionel Ritchie	2005-12-20
Kindling	Venus	Shocking Blue	2005-12-27
Veering None Too Soon	Tuesday Afternoon	Moody Blues	2005-12-30
Polygraph	Epitaph	King Crimson	2006-01-12
Pit's A-Snarlin'	Little Darlin'	The Diamonds	2006-01-16
Doubting My Soul	Down in a Hole	Alice in Chains	2006-01-30
That's The Price	Edelweiss	Rodgers & Hammerstein	2006-02-07
Hide Well Thrice	Edelweiss	Rodgers and Hammerstein	2006-02-14
Fade	Suede	Tori Amos	2006-02-21
Wrecking Man	Nowhere Man	The Beatles	2006-03-07
I'm All That I Ate, I Am	I'm Henry the 8th, I am	Herman's Hermits	2006-03-11
That's the Path	Epitaph	King Crimson	2006-03-15
No More, Yo-Yo	Mr. Sandman	Chordettes	2006-03-22
Spooky Kid's Games	Flora's Secret	Enya	2006-03-27
Blue Car Tale	Blue Velvet	Bobby Vinton	2006-03-29
Mah Quiet (My Quiet)	Elvira	Oak Ridge Boys	2006-04-20
Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind?	Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?	Lovin' Spoonful	2006-04-21
That's My Kind Of Ritz	Puttin' On The Ritz	Taco	2006-05-09
Those People	Short People	Randy Newman	2006-05-19
That Uncertain Feeling	Some Enchanted Evening	Frank Sinatra	2006-05-26
Going Nowhere	Going Nowhere	Moody Blues	2006-05-30
Lump Together	Come Together	Beatles	2006-06-07
Holograph	Epitaph	King Crimson	2006-06-09
The Bite of a Viper's Fangs	The Court Of The Crimson King	King Crimson	2006-06-26
Rov, You Must Be Cured	Joy To The World	Three Dog Night	2006-07-24
All in Time	Only Time	Enya	2006-07-31
Everybody Must Lay Prone	Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stone	Bob Dylan	2006-08-31
That Uncertain Feeling	Some Enchanted Evening	Frank Sinatra	2006-09-01
My Headache Pills	Blueberry Hill	Fats Domino	2006-10-05
Never Heard Through The Grapevine	I Heard It Through The Grapevine	Marvin Gaye	2006-10-11
He's Hairy Old Ape, He Am	I'm Henry the 8th, I am	Hermans Hermits	2006-10-12
My Sound of Silence	Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2006-10-13
Comfortably Numb	Comfortably Numb	Pink Floyd	2006-10-16
Snakes Stop A-Falling On My Head!	Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head	B.J. Thomas	2006-10-17
Bus!	Tusk!	Fleetwood Mac	2006-10-23
I'm Slovenly, Disgrace I Am	I'm Henry the 8th, I am	Herman's Hermits	2006-10-24
Sometimes When You Mulch	Sometimes When We Touch	Dan Hill	2006-10-25
Maestro, Wait!!	Sister Kate	Ditty Bops	2006-10-30
The First Time Ever I Heard This Farce	The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face	Roberta Flack	2006-11-03
Like Those Twits	White Rabbit	Jefferson Airplane	2006-11-14
Tepid Facts (Chicken)	Epitaph	King Crimson	2006-11-23
Why'd You Let That Cat In? / Last Comment	Nights in White Satin/ Late Lament	The Moody Blues	2006-12-12
Temper Verbal	Tempus Vernum	Enya	2006-12-25
Ain't No Fools	Chain of Fools	Aretha Franklin	2007-01-16
Nights In White Satin/Late Lament	Nights In White Satin/Late Lament	The Moody Blues	2007-01-23
I Am Turning Away	On The Turning Away	Pink Floyd	2007-01-30
Barograph	Epitaph	King Crimson	2007-02-05
Idle Times	Edelweiss	Sound of Music	2007-02-15
Rules I'm Forgetting/ Oops Lament	Nights In White Satin/Late Lament	Moody Blues	2007-03-02
That One's B.S.-in', Dear	Sure As I'm Sittin' Here	Three Dog Night	2007-03-08
They Said They Understood	There Goes The Neighborhood	Sheryl Crow	2007-03-28
Think	Pink	Aerosmith	2007-05-08
Sights From the Boxed In/Late Intent	Nights In White Satin/Late Lament	Moody Blues	2007-06-12
I Knew Someday I Would	There Goes the Neighborhood	Sheryl Crow	2007-12-02
Cliched, Torn and Strewn	Tuesday Afternoon	Moody Blues	2007-12-31
Piece of Leather	Come Together	Beatles	2008-04-09
Gossip Alley Dearly Pays	Harper Valley PTA	Jeannie C. Riley	2008-04-14
Penury Or Faith, By Damn	I'm Henry The 8th, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2008-04-30
Seculsion	Epitaph	King Crimson	2008-05-22
Flora's Secret	Flora's Secret	Enya	2008-07-01
Certain	Cerdes	Procol Harum	2008-07-13
Ain't Together	Come Together	Beatles	2009-02-15
Adrift in my Mind	Blowin' In The Wind	Bob Dylan	2009-02-23
Adding Sorrow On Me	Something Following Me	Procol Harum	2009-03-10
Whatever	Walk or Ride	Ditty Bops	2009-03-22
Sighs From the Boxed In/My Lament	Nights in White Satin/ Late Lament	The Moody Blues	2009-05-31
Blessed Silence	Sound of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel	2009-09-20
Thank You A''	Let It Be	Beatles	2009-09-21
Thank You Each	Let It Be	Beatles	2009-09-22
Hang Together	Come Together	Beatles	2009-10-01
Walk or Ride	Walk or Ride	The Ditty Bops	2009-10-18
Rotten Meat	Baker Street	Gerry Rafferty	2010-01-03