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Song Parodies -> "Rollercoaster Land"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Rollercoaster Land"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
Roller coaster's fine
'Til it climbed.
Slats became blur
Now I'm grim,
Light's are dim.
I'll sue things go wrong.
Love, it's strong?
"That's what I thought"
Feeling eeww.
Gut thought it'd spew.
Don't know if I will
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
I've had it to here,
Bein' where screams can't be heard.
Anchor ring,
Where's that thing?
'Round curves we do run,
Heavin' hurls until we're through.
Ride's too long
Weak, not strong.
Shown top of that hill,
But ill will it may find me.
But here I'll stay
It won't play and unwind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Don't know if I'll hurl
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
'Til it climbed.
Slats became blur
Now I'm grim,
Light's are dim.
I'll sue things go wrong.
Love, it's strong?
"That's what I thought"
Feeling eeww.
Gut thought it'd spew.
Don't know if I will
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
I've had it to here,
Bein' where screams can't be heard.
Anchor ring,
Where's that thing?
'Round curves we do run,
Heavin' hurls until we're through.
Ride's too long
Weak, not strong.
Shown top of that hill,
But ill will it may find me.
But here I'll stay
It won't play and unwind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Don't know if I'll hurl
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
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Sounds like you've been having your ups and downs lately. If you are taller then 5 feet 5.5 inches you can ride this parody.
Thanks Guy.
A fun ride.
Thanks John
"I'll be shut of damn" needs the adagio-translator, but overall I felt like I was in the seat beside ya, adagio - 555
a delightful read..thanks for the smiles
Thanks Stu and alvin! :)
Stu...I guess I threw a word in there not everyone's familiar with. "I'll be shut of damn....rollercoaster land" shut of? through with.
A real fun ride, as long as you can dodge the spew...5's...
Hehe, Paul.
ah, that's more like it adagio - now I'm totally confused ;-)
lol...you must like that.
(as the wind blows his hair back he holds his arms up over his head and screams at the top of his lungs...) "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES !!!!!"
Hehehe, Johnny!!!
I agree with you I don't like rollercoasters either because of the drop and loud high pitched screams. Also this parody reminds me of Jay The Weird's parody of Round Round by The Sugababes called "I Hate The Big Rides".
Thanks Lee!
(ABC) Interesting observations as always.
R05- Rollercoasters don't bother me, I love them. However, those "Whirl And Hurl" rides do which was almost my entry this round ("Riding the 'Whirl'"). Great job here Pat.
Thanks Agri. and Jack.
ABC - DKTOs, cant really coment but i guess form all of dese comments its good, 544
Thanks for the 'read' Josh2.
(ABC05) - hey Pat, it just occurred to me that this may have been the inspiration for this...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel169.shtml
too coincidental otherwise - hmm, I probably should've credited you ;-)
and, rereading the comments, "I'll be 'through with' damn" doesn't leave me any better off, I'm afraid, but thanks for the inspiration :-)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel169.shtml
too coincidental otherwise - hmm, I probably should've credited you ;-)
and, rereading the comments, "I'll be 'through with' damn" doesn't leave me any better off, I'm afraid, but thanks for the inspiration :-)
Hey Stu...sweet thing, your parody is much, much funnier! No need to credit. I think you'd have to credit everyone here.
One last try...I just divided this sentence:
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
It actually reads: I'll be shut of damn...Damn roller coaster land."
"I'll be thru with that damn rollercoasterland.", in other words.
One last try...I just divided this sentence:
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
It actually reads: I'll be shut of damn...Damn roller coaster land."
"I'll be thru with that damn rollercoasterland.", in other words.
(ABC) This is got to be one of my faves of yours, Adagio...love this OS and love your take on it...and I LURVE rollercoasters! 555
Thanks, Kristof. ; ) (You can have ALL the rollercoasters you want ; ) )
(ABC) See above!
Thanks Johnny.
ABC- Well done, Adagio. Perfect companion parody to my park I'm creating in Rollercoaster Tycoon.
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