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Song Parodies -> "Fall Down (Accident Prone)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Fall Down (Accident Prone)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Accident prone is when you're the one and only,
In the room and doh!
Fall down.

Watch out for that cord, you will fall in a hurry
Screams for help, I know
Are drowned.

I'm just missin' that antique dish a-sittin' there so pretty,
Turn and hit the wall clock, people look at me with pity.
I always lose.

The lights were much brighter there,
Before I had all those troubles, I knocked over theirs, oh no!

Some clown
It will be great when you're
No clown
Don't you go be unsure,
Hey clown.
Walk slowly, don't swing a thing.

So, just you hang around to get used to what's new,
And don't pick your nose.
Sit down.

Even with all your help, manage to lose a shoe.
Well, I think it's those ghosts,

Just watch the rhythm of the way I do something so novel.
Instead of falling down stairs, up them I take a diver.
Sappy again.

The lights are brighter on stairs,
Makes no diff'rence now I see double, forgot upstairs, oh whoa!

Fell down
Even though lights are bright
Some clown
Waiting to spill the soup
On down
Onto your clothes right now.

"And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you"
Someone who is not like you and lends a gentle hand to,
Guide you along.

When I sit down, miss the chair
You can forget all your stumbles, forget all those stares,
You know.

Knock down
Show all the clumsy your
Now you can trip them more
Fall down
Everyone's on the floor too!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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Guy - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat - This one trips me out. Nice flow and internal rhyme. ;-)
Melhi - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw shoot, Guy got to it before I did, I was gonna say "Trippy!" Nice job.
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Smooth and well-done.
Meriadoc - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I fell for it by the first verse. ;-)
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I fell on the floor laughing! I have days like this, too sometimes. =)
Adagio - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all!! The comments were very much appreciated. :)
2nz - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Even sounds like her style of singing. Slipped this one by me a while back, huh? Well 5's fer you.
Adagio - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz!
Serafina - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Although this wasn't too funny (I don't know that there's a whole lot of humor in falling down), I think this parody was very well written, so I voted 5-4-5.
Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina! It may just be my lack of least I don't break any bones. :D
Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fall-down-funny, Adagio! 5s
Adagio - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rod!
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
What, How did I NOT vote and comment on this earlier? I'm sure I remember it? Looks like I "fell down" on the job. This one is excellent! Well, anyway, I just did both now 5-5-5.
Adagio - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul!! :)
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one - 5s from me ;)

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