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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Lacks"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted Lacks"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A jumble of emotions. Want one? ;)
I see my decor and I think you want it hacked
Don't see you anymore, for that I'll make you lack.
I see the pearls on my dress, don't need some more clothes
I get it in my head, a lark on which I'll go.

I see my line of days and they're all tainted lacks
The showers from above give me my needed bath
I see people look at me and quickly turn away
Like some boring babble I just hear it every day.

I gave myself away, but saw my heart was back
I see you want more, even though it makes me lack.
Hmm..then I'll just go away and make you face the facts.
I'll show my face here, but not to stay long in this shack.

No more will I agree, won't turn a deeper hue.
You can't foresee all this - what's happening to you?
We see you in the buff, you're in one great big pun.
Go 'head and laugh with me, you feel just like a bum.

I saw some red gore, I say why is it not black.
Feel holes inside of me, want "things" to turn it back.
I see my swirls stalk me, stressed in their "bummer" clothes.
Everywhere I turn my head, there my darkness shows.

hmm, hmm,hmm,...


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alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
you create quite the mood...5s
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin!
Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you know my wife?? Fivers
Paul Robinson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Lyrics fit tone of OS really well...remind me to stay out of your way's ~ ~ ~
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LOLOL...Paul and Rick C. Thanks.
Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
How many times can I use the word "Surreal" before it gets boring and loses all meaning Adagio? 5s.
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Use it as many times as you want, Ant, I like it. :D And thanks
MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Poetic... to say the least... 5's
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMacphisto.

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