-> "The Smoker"
Original Song Title:
"The Joker"
Parody Song Title:
"The Smoker"
The Lyrics
Nonsmokers say we do annoy, yeah
'Cause that fresh air they do so love
Some peeps would call the po-lice
Because they get furious, my love.
People talk about us, babe
Say they all must be wrong, they are all wrong
Well, I don't worry babe
No worry
It's crystal clear, they are, sincere, no need to frown.
Ahh, smoke is thicker
Air is thinner
Smoke does hover
After my dinner
I smoke my ciggies one by one.
He's nonsmoker
I'm a smoker
I'm a rambling bloker
Don't ever mean to hurt no one.
Ahh, smoke is thicker
Air is thinner
Smoke does hover
After my dinner
I smoke my ciggies one by one.
He's nonsmoker
I'm a smoker
I'm a rambling bloker
Don't ever mean to hurt no one.
*cough* *cough*
-instrumental-
The pack that I bring
Oh, that I brought with me
They really love their speeches
Want to convert me
Smoking coveys, smoking coveys, smoking coveys it's no crime
Ooo (hack) eee maybe, cig. does glow all of the time.
Ahh, smoke is thicker
Air is thinner
Smoke does hover
After my dinner
I smoke my ciggies one by one.
He's nonsmoker
I'm a smoker
I'm a rambling bloker
Don't ever mean to hurt no one.
Ahh, smoke is thicker
Air is thinner
Smoke does hover
After my dinner
I smoke my ciggies one by one.
He's nonsmoker
I'm a smoker
I'm a rambling bloker
Don't ever mean to hurt no one.
*cough* *cough*
-instrumental-
People keep yakking to me babe
Say my lungs they ain't that strong
X-ray is blurry, I worry, I scurry to mama
But I light up at home.
The packs that I love that I brought with me
They really love their speeches want to convert me.....
(fade, coughing and trying to sing)
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