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Song Parodies -> "Itty Bitty Foos"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo)"

Original Performer:

Kay Kyser

Parody Song Title:

"Itty Bitty Foos"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Doubt that we'll kowtow to the itty bitty foo's
Damn! Too many dishies and a momma dishie too
"Swish" said the mamma dishie, "Swish out that pan"
Full of yam, full of ham, I shoulda used Pam™
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Full of yam, full of ham, I shoulda used Pam™!

"Mop" said the momma dishie, "That glass has been tossed"
The wee bitty dishies don't wanna be washed
The wee bitty dishies leapt the water with glee
And they scrammed and they scrammed, away they did flee.
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
And they scrammed and they scrammed, away they did flee.

"Gee" said the bitty dishies, "We're full of some scum
We'll swim in that sea till dishies are done"
Rinsed ham and rinsed yam, until it was dark
Weren't no suds but their hides they showed some spark!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Weren't no suds but their hides they showed some spark!

Yelped went the bitty dishies, "Gee! Look at all those waves!
Don't have to be good, I yearn for no jail.
We are no fools." they said, "We allow no scam."
Full of yam, full of ham, all they did was swam.
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Full of yam, full of ham, all they did was swam.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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alvin rhodes - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy
Adagio - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin! :D
Paul Robinson - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, 'Dish one is really cute...5's floatin' at yah ~ ~ ~
2Eagle - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Next time twy cwisco.
AFW - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Dish ish really good...5's
Adagio - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks you all....Paul, 2Eagle,AFW :D (cute comments)
Adagio - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Midi..http://www.saturn-soft.net/Music/Music1/MIDI/Children/Menu.htm
Guy - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm dishing out three 5s for this one. Really cute parody, Pat. Thanks for putting out that MIDI, it refreshed my memory on that old childhood favorite.
Adagio - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy.
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I could just picture an old Max Fleischer cartoon with little anthropomorphic silverware and dishware boppin' and singin' this little number. Put a smile on my face on a Monday morning when I needed it. 555
Adagio - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee...glad I could put a smile on your face. :)

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