Doubt that we'll kowtow to the itty bitty foo's
Damn! Too many dishies and a momma dishie too
"Swish" said the mamma dishie, "Swish out that pan"
Full of yam, full of ham, I shoulda used Pam™
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Full of yam, full of ham, I shoulda used Pam™!

"Mop" said the momma dishie, "That glass has been tossed"
The wee bitty dishies don't wanna be washed
The wee bitty dishies leapt the water with glee
And they scrammed and they scrammed, away they did flee.
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
And they scrammed and they scrammed, away they did flee.

"Gee" said the bitty dishies, "We're full of some scum
We'll swim in that sea till dishies are done"
Rinsed ham and rinsed yam, until it was dark
Weren't no suds but their hides they showed some spark!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Weren't no suds but their hides they showed some spark!

Yelped went the bitty dishies, "Gee! Look at all those waves!
Don't have to be good, I yearn for no jail.
We are no fools." they said, "We allow no scam."
Full of yam, full of ham, all they did was swam.
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Soup scoop ditty datum what chu do!
Full of yam, full of ham, all they did was swam.