After sending…an injunction…’pon a creepy old leech
I coldly…kicked this rubble…crying near my feet.
I hear feared noise, looked for something run-down.
But clause I set in motion…it’s right there had me bound.
Imagine my surprise, I’d left my brains at home
There’s no doubt about it, it’s my …own…alone.

Attempted to…move in week…. Got my loaf and fled
I stamped my…wreath upon it, though I’m filled with dread
I crashed, list into wall, said I’ve got an awful pain.
The doctor looks at me and says, that I am insane’.
Imagine my surprise, I’d left my brains at home,
And there’s a chump in the south…it’s me….all alone.


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I rent my…..own…apartment, spot the only empty suite
I tried to hitch out to it, what is blocking my feet?
Well, I turned the light on it, and what did I see?
A slob that’s a depraved man, just staring up at me.
Imagine my surprise, I’d left my brains at home,
But there’s no doubt about it, it’s my …own…a…lone.