Song Parodies -> "The Fees Of The Means"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Queen Of New Orleans"

Original Performer:

"The Fees Of The Means"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Small fee
Agreed
Ah!
Renew glow
I'll put tattoo on you.

Small fee
Agreed
Ah!
Renew glow
Not just any tattoo

Small fee
for me
Ah!
You are beau
It's not whipped cream, no
Not by any means

Not by any means

She's gonna corner her quarry.

Changed was he by schemes
Of newbie renewed decrees
And the jade green used in routine
Lined the kettle she possessed
Used it for her brew
From a flask drew special sand
Mixed some blood right quick
Marie stirs her tattoo brew.

Small fee
for me...

Dye it will tickle, won't get in your eyes.
Imbue with every kind.
You'll feel emotions and motions - curb
I believe it's guaranteed to blow your mind.
With no warnin' into her did romp.
So vanished Marie with hurt in her eyes.
He'll never forget to curb with his tattoo.
She split the scene in guise.

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John Barry - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Very poetic.

Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, John.

Johnny D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Reads like Schoenberg sounds...atonal yet intriguing!

Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you...other 4 voters, whoever. :)

Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny!

Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment

More of a thoughtful side of New Orleans (as thoughtful as tattoos get). Well written.

Adagio - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff.

Guy - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Right on time for Mardi Gras for the New Orleans theme and I think this may be the first "Redbone" song ever to be parodied on this site. Not an easy song to do and you did it so well. You get 5s for all this plus the originality. Pat, as this site goes, you may be the onion in the stew but then what good would the stew be without the onion. We'd miss your style if you ever left. You add much flavor to this place. Thanks.

Adagio - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Guy, that comment means a lot to me. Thank you.

Johnny D - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I second what Guy says, Pat. Your lyrics' poetry spirals upwards and inwards in a way that few other, if any, writers' lyrics on this site do.

Adagio - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks a lot, Johnny! :D

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