-> "The Bite of a Viper's Fangs"
Original Song Title:
"The Court Of The Crimson King"
Parody Song Title:
"The Bite of a Viper's Fangs"
The Lyrics
You trusted snakes, they poisoned you
It mattered not to them.
I walked a road, not wise to change,
My contentment's undone.
That old pit viper made me swoon
Then I began to hum.
I thought I sang in an ancient tongue,
That's my bite from the viper's ....
....Faaaaaaangs! Owwwww, Oww, Oww!
In weakness was my pity plea,
Please shut your mouth, I plead.
I lay outside the viper's hole,
Hallucinated schemes.
And there I chant
a piper's march.
I'm cracked; perhaps he'll sing
And summon back the fire which
The bite of the pit viper....
.....briiiiiiings! Owwwww, Oww, Oww!
~snake dance instrumental~
Owwwww, Oww, Oww, Oww!
I'm pardoner and I intervene
Don't trample poor snake's power.
I taste the wine of that crimson rip
It tasted metal and sour.
The patterned wriggler lifts his head
My final song begins.
As slowly leaks the winding gore
From the bite of the viper's......
.........Faaaaangs! Owwwww, Oww, Oww!
~~~~pied piper music~~~~
My skin's gray, mourning over me,
And I began to choke.
I run to grab watering vines,
To satisfy my bones.
I'm the yellow viper's done prey
He roughly pulls the strings.
His rictus as his puppet danced
From the bite of the viper's......
.........Faaaaangs! Owwwww, Oww, Oww, Oww......!
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