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Procol Harum

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youtube version of Cerdes
Outside I wait for certain … with my blue songs unadorned.
He plays with expectation primed…. his two toned well worn horn.
While her maids place location… turned to heath for trailing wails.
He’s attuned dances with pipes, while Viscomi,……..seeks and fails.

Palace phil tries peddling…. his pewter playing slot
But tubas can only play… the dreams of weeping not.
The lonely tip the.. man called Sam sums nary not a lot.
They exhale discontented breaths while……. thinking superb ‘yups’.


‘Round virtual twined valleys…. live her maids that search for beams.
And creeps who opt to ‘cost them… aren’t stronger but just dreams.
And even lists can’t be relied… scans do display farther tracks.
This is a retold legend, which ne’er dies… (uh) reaches for sax.
Yeah, see he reaches for sax.

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alvin - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
huge procol fan....the OS is one of my favorites...reminds me of the street musicians you see playing in the tunnels on the way to the buses after hollywood bowl concerts
adagio - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, I've about worn out all copies I have from playing this's in my head anyway. lol Thanks
fromTheHARUM - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is quite Harum indeed, just a lighter shade of 'ale' ??
alvin - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
i saw procol in 1977...they were on the verge of breaking up....that show was a magnificent display of power and beauty...gary brooker said "thank you for the best night we have had in YEARS" was practically in this date STILL the best concert i have EVER attended
adagio - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I envy you, alvin. Where did you see them?

'from the harum', it is ma'am, not sir, and thanks.
AFW - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one
adagio - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW
alvin - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
santa monica civic auditorium....capacity around 3000...i was in the 6th row dead center
adagio - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Lucky, alvin!!! All these groups flock to Ca.
alvin - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
lot of people out here and they have to do SOMETHING with their money
adagio - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment

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