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Song Parodies -> "I Knew Someday I Would"
Original Song Title:
"There Goes the Neighborhood"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sheryl Crow
Parody Song Title:
"I Knew Someday I Would"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
(*geek - good, in my book)
(lots of talking going on, not much else being done, but…..)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Hey, get hearty
Don’t fret, frown
Set down, turned my music on,
This is the count now.
Let out the eras
Make no strictures.
By all means stand with geeks*
They are all out online.
But wet blanket brain’s misled
They all have big ’ole heads.
[Chorus]
Come, my pally and meet her, us , can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I would.
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Devoted hick laid too too thickly,
He’s looking oh so antsy when he cowers.
He’s crazed and bizarre, just that loon.
Like a pole is to a plant , it just plain towers
But enjoy, all’s on sale
“Making a killing through the U.S. mail.”
[Chorus]
Come, my pally and meet her, us , can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I woooould (someday I wooould)
someday I knew I would.
(instrumental)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
These moves while dancing you say “no way”.
Well, they look ‘bout like a squirrel who''s so funky.
The dancer he does fall down,
Just tryin’ to carry the tune, he’s so klutzy.
Can’t be certain who’s the villain …drink or klutzy…cuz he’s so pretty,
I sure hope the party moves into your place, because it’s gettin’ kind of icky.
oooooOOOO
Come, my pally and meet her, us, can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Come, my pally and meet her, us, can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I woooould (someday I wooould)
someday I knew I would.
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Hey, get hearty
Don’t fret, frown
Set down, turned my music on,
This is the count now.
Let out the eras
Make no strictures.
By all means stand with geeks*
They are all out online.
But wet blanket brain’s misled
They all have big ’ole heads.
[Chorus]
Come, my pally and meet her, us , can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I would.
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Devoted hick laid too too thickly,
He’s looking oh so antsy when he cowers.
He’s crazed and bizarre, just that loon.
Like a pole is to a plant , it just plain towers
But enjoy, all’s on sale
“Making a killing through the U.S. mail.”
[Chorus]
Come, my pally and meet her, us , can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I woooould (someday I wooould)
someday I knew I would.
(instrumental)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
These moves while dancing you say “no way”.
Well, they look ‘bout like a squirrel who''s so funky.
The dancer he does fall down,
Just tryin’ to carry the tune, he’s so klutzy.
Can’t be certain who’s the villain …drink or klutzy…cuz he’s so pretty,
I sure hope the party moves into your place, because it’s gettin’ kind of icky.
oooooOOOO
Come, my pally and meet her, us, can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Come, my pally and meet her, us, can’t scoff.
Don’t like that cheat anyhow?
Just take antacid, put up with the sight
Just put up with the fuss anyhow.
Now I knew someday I woooould (someday I wooould)
someday I knew I would.
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This was well written but, I'm lost on what it's about. :-) 555
Rick: it's an Adagio piece....let your imagination create it's own meaning. Welcome back to writing, Pat...your trance-like parodies have been sorely missed. 555
Trippy and a very nice job pacing on a very difficult song to work with. 5's ~ ~ ~
Certainly original, and totally creative
Thanks a lot you all.
Rick, I did forget to put at the top to make up your own story.
Kristof...thanks a lot for the welcome back!! And the explanation of the piece, which I missed putting at the top. : )
Thanks Paul, it is difficult, but a fun song.
Thanks AFW
Pat - DKTOS - But I did listen to the OS on youtube. Believe it or not and more times than not geeks can not always solve their own problems or others and need to get some help. I prefer something online like Tech-Net as opposed to Geek Squad®. which is way over-rated. (GEEK Gadget Eccentrics Easily Knocked-out).
This concept seems to be problemsome for the Geek Squad®. Oh yea, they have their cute little VWs with the parachutes but that only gets them their quicker so they can screw it up quicker. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Nothing worse than having a drunk Geek Squader working on your computer if he doesn't wreck getting there in his cute little V-Dub. Hope your computer is working fine. (:==:) The symbol is a smiley face that I got from a virtual deck of cards. It was the joker in the deck.
This concept seems to be problemsome for the Geek Squad®. Oh yea, they have their cute little VWs with the parachutes but that only gets them their quicker so they can screw it up quicker. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Nothing worse than having a drunk Geek Squader working on your computer if he doesn't wreck getting there in his cute little V-Dub. Hope your computer is working fine. (:==:) The symbol is a smiley face that I got from a virtual deck of cards. It was the joker in the deck.
Thanks, Guy. What did you think of the parody?
Trance-fas-ic. What did you think of the joker?
virtual deck? it's cute. BTW, I switched to DSL, etc
The Geek Squad here is fine. : ) Probably not so hot where you are. Ever call their 1800 # and listen to their funny messages?
Very good matching to TOS, and a good OS at that. I haven't really followed Sheryl Crow in recent years: the restraining order prevents that. Anyway, great to see you back: I knew someday you would (be back). :)
See? You do geti it...: ) LOL on the comment...and thanks for the welcome and the vote.
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