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Song Parodies -> "Whatever"

Original Song Title:

"Walk or Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ditty Bops

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

It takes just one dis you just changed your world
It bites that it’s not better but it certainly could be worse.
You’re indiscreet you aren’t hurting me.
But you’re always making something, hurt by, not expressing mirth.

So what’re you supposed to do, if your waiting for, someone to chew through?
But all those people shut you up,
‘Cause someone threw a brick and your all curled up?
If you’re trying to confide whether to stalk with some pride,
That’s not easy to do, you should get a clue.

There was an underrated belle, gave an air of pearls
She speculates her weaning of the kids with just her charm.
She gave one of them ‘tough love’, but see they all are different.
For at any moment she might find her self disarmed.

And I’m feeling quite misused by the family who don’t see
That a mum’s way of life don’t make her some failure.
It’s thought she won’t get too far if she don’t stay there in that jar,
But no jar we climb out of there, and find our way alo - o - o - o - o - o - o - ne

[instrumental]

You might find the weaning of kids does imperil it’s a trifle,
Or disjointed if it’s heard or disappointing as it’s said.
But me I’d rather chant off key and stand out front for all to see,
Take pills rather than confront them, I’ll frown if it is found.

The plight’s calling round, will it make me frown?
Would I even respond what they say?
Very hard to change yourself, ok to tell someone else,
The important thing is to act this way.

Truuue!







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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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nally - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually didn't know this song, but I listened on Youtube and followed along with the song there. Pacing is great, and so is the content...but I haven't decided what to vote in "how funny" yet. My final vote will either be 5-4-5 or 5-5-5.
adagio - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
1/2 thanks :) j/k
Adagio - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, I meant, Jeff! The other comment was just a joke. lol
Below Average Dave - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
The original song was so hard to follow, thank goodness for your parody (didn't really get the original) easy 5's from me Adagio, well put together as a parody, and while parodies usually outshine the original in cleverness, in this particular one you outshined the original by a lot.
Adagio - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
THAT put a smile on my face that really shines, BAD!!! Thanks a lot...you really made my day!! :)
alvin - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
glad to hear of another ditty bops fan.....it was a trip to hear your mystic spin on a cool little melody
adagio - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Oned. either a compliment or a lefhanded slap...lol
adagio - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin!
Paul Robinson - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, you know I enjoyed seeing you use a DBops OS here. Nice job. 5's, of course ~ ~ ~
adagio - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul!
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Hope you're OK. I.haven't visited the site much over the last 7+ years. I remember that I turned you on to the "Bops" and that you liked their stuff.

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