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Song Parodies -> "The First Time Ever I Heard This Farce"

Original Song Title:

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"The First Time Ever I Heard This Farce"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

The pacing is hard to follow because of the warbling of the singer.Now I have another reason for not liking it. > : (
The first time ever I heard this farce,
I thought it suckled toes in spite of it's size......
But, this tune with mush would soon drift..... drift away (away).
To some stark and empty place, I knew.
To some stark and empty place.

The next time I threw up and missed; uncouth.
I felt the hard rim close...... and whined.
At the trembling barf, of my captive curd.
It was there so I withstand, my luck.
It was there so I withstand.

And the last time ever I heard this poo,
It seems it lasts 'til the end..... of time.
I offer this spoof for what it's worth
But it lasts 'til the end of time, your luck.
Seems to last 'til the end of time, your luck.

The first time ever I heard this farce,
This farce,
This farce,
This farce.......this farce.



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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm giving you 555 for the single most poetically nauseating song line I have ever read: "At the trembling barf, of my captive curd.". Percy Shelley never penned a mightier line! :)
Adagio - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri. I was.....uh, motivated. : D
Paul Robinson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I always appreciate a good barf or puke parody, especially for an OS that has such a high "barfability" quotient - 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite line....At the trembling barf, of my captive curd. sheer poetry
2Eagle - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I see I'm not the only one - those are my sentiments exactly. I can't believe most people actually like that song. My parody to that song was about farts. By the way, have you seen the latest Penelope Cruz movie?
Adagio - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, alvin and 2Eagle (no, I havent...does she barf?)!!
Meriadoc - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah! But the OS is perfect to practice shorthand to... Nice job, and agree with all above about the barf line.
Peregrin - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I too, was captivated by the barf/curd line :)
Adagio - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Heehee...I'm glad I threw the barf/curd line in. Thanks Mer and Pip!!

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