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Song Parodies -> "Like Those Twits"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Like Those Twits"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about SOME doctors only.
Some...ills make you nauseous,
Some...ills make you pall.
But the ones that 'nother gives you,
Might do anything at all.

Ask a doctor, thinks he's ten feet tall.

And if you go looking for twits,
Well, you know you'll find them all.
Say that you a-joking were 'bout the killer,
And pills he'll give you all.

Called the doctor, but he was so small.

Told the men, I was ignored,
Want to tell them blow your own dough.
It's just those pills that you have consumed,
That make your mind move so slow.

Don't ask doctor, 'cause he don't know.

When sense of concentration take leave and they've fled.
And I'd like my quiz talking forward.
The dreaded doc's out of his head.
Just remember what that louse said.
Feed your head!
Need my head!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Paul Robinson - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and wonderfully paced. Great to see this OS used. 5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
As you say, Adagio, it's doctor day. Nice job.
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written and true in most cases...5s
Adagio - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, JB, and alvin.
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah some doctors are too small, aren't they Pat - lol - 555
Meriadoc - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
If you pay a mechanic to fix your car and it stays broken, you can sue. Too bad it's not the same with doctors...
Adagio - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry! and thanks, I meant small-minded!
Red Ant - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I quite like TOS and what you did with it, Pat, and I know exactly what you are saying here.
Adagio - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack.

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