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"Flora's Secret"

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"Flora's Secret"

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The Lyrics

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(Thank you Merry, Pippin and Guy for the inspiration.)
Covered by their contrasts,
Looked about them.
Only they can see,
Why the crowds are growing.
And they did discover,
Lust and delight.
And it glued their eyes at view.

Opportune to maybe,
'sider going.
Calls abounds with sounds,
Getting grosser, stirs chem.
Telling her a story,
Said to Flora.
Let us go let's do.


Listened with both ears,
Melons Persian.
Knows he's scum.
Dumb he took the low land.
He chants Flora lies.
Soon discovers.
He can sing a song or two.

One he knows was passion,
One was freedom,
One he knew was love.
It's the way it leaves 'em,
Summer spice cakes,
has his reasons.
Then their eyes grow very blue
Then their eyes grow very blue.





Liars with the wrong lass,
Moved beside her.
Giving her a name,
Such a one she won't love.
This will be a boy she
Will remember.
When she knew his heart
Lying in the wrong place,
Close beside her.
Murmuring of 'love',
And she wished it'd leave him,
Lying with his bare @$$
At the sun's height
He believed it's a 'love'
When from all around him
Flora's secret
Telling him of love
And the way it seethes.
Looking up with looks of
Eyes that did pine.
She can see the sky
Turn blue.
Wishing that his love
Was true
Dreams she never knew,
But the sky above turned blue.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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alvin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully paint with words
adagio - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin!
adagio - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
What does it look like I'm painting there? ;)
alvin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
something abstract but pleasing to the mind's eye
alvin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
something from your blue period
adagio - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Actually, it's not abstract at all, but it does have imagery. :)
LittleCupCakes - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Adage, this is very romantic . . . dreaming of Summer Love so tender . . . But, I'll stick with Cowboy Jim, for surrender!
adagio - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you LCC!
AFW - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite creative
adagio - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW!
Peregrin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Pat, thanks for the shout out! Glad we were part of the inspiration! What in particular was it that inspired you though?
Meriadoc - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
We inspired melons and scum? Thanks, I think... ;-)
adagio - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry's a way. For me, that was rather naughty, but it did use a lot of imagery, so you have to read closely. :)
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Poeticly Pat - the sites numbr one poet. I've read into this one but I'm with M&P on this. I can't fathom how the three of us inspired such a beautiful paining of words. Since the workds I praise I'm voting FIVE - not 5.
adagio - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
ok, three gave me some courage to loosen up my parody language a bit. Since you've been downright forthcoming in what you intend to get across I thought that, even though I couldn't get really graphic, I could at least beat around the bush (no pun intended, Pip) . If you look carefully, this guy's intentions are pretty clear and she's just as adamant that it not to be just another feather in his cap, but if he has 'romantic' intentions , do it right....with love. otherwise... Is this any clearer or does it just muddy up the water? My fingers are worn out right now. :) and thanks Guy.
Meriadoc - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Didn't really have time to read closely yesterday, but took some time today and I can see the story (especially after your explanation). Very lovely poetry Pat.
adagio - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading it again, Merry. It's a l-o-ong song with short sentences...hard to make sense of anyway. I don't think I'll be doing that one again. :)
Guy - July 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Ms Pat - I am glad that I could help to get you to loosen up and you did it with such grace and style. I agree with every word of Merry's appraisal of your writing skill. You mix parody and poetry better than anyone on this site hands down. No easy task to do so well. You, indeed have the gift and the intellect to pull it off so well.
adagio - July 06, 2008 - Report this comment
aww....shucks!! :) (blush)

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