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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Macaroni"

Original Song Title:

"For Your Eyes Only (James Bond movie)"

Original Performer:

Sheena Easton

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese Macaroni"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Cheese macaroni
Pans of blue give me delight.
Cheese macaroni,
Don't really need to hide.
Smells like a big toe to me
The cheese I used, cordon bleu
I never wished 'til now that I could chew.

Cheese macaroni, topped with the bleu.
I know what no one else can see.
And now I can eat free.
For my teeth only, topped with the bleu
My false teeth set me free to eat
And queasiness I feel in me.
Since it is blue, they think it's poo.

Cheese macaroni
It might be topped with mold
It's maybe moldy
That's why my guts do blow
Maybe I'm a lousy cook.
'cause I don't feel that fine
But I succeed to speed and save my hind.

Cheese macaroni, wish caused some poo.
I really hate this baloney,
Some wind needs breaking free.
For your nose only, only for you
My bum is all colitis-ee
The wind that's trapped inside of me
Stopped up like glue, cheese macaroni

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Bravo Adagio! 5's
Adagio - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D!!
Guy - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You really have to watch what kind of cheese you use in recipies. Ever seen curds and whey? How can you tell if that stuff has turned? :D
Diva - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
It didn't leave me blue. I LOL~ I don't know if I'd eat it , but it was fun to read it. =)
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a gas! Even Karlando would be proud.
Adagio - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, Diva and WM....hehe!!
Mallory - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a tasty one.
Joe - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I think so too...but I didn't care for the "Poo" part. Good work otherwise, though!
littleZitti - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Adage, I grant you five boxes of Zitti . . .

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