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Song Parodies -> "Lump Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lump Together"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics


There goes old matte top,
He go moving too slowly
He shows hard-boiled eyeballs
He one slow-poke mover
Got ne'er down below his knees
Got to be a croaker if he does what he please.


He swear I did whine,
He got one damn phone call
That one clunky figure
He one roly polar
He say he know me, that can't be
One ring and he think that he has got to be free.

Slum together
right now
Not with me


He brag destruction
He got virus repute
And I know to ignore
'Cause he final hacker
Are those feet below his knees?
Told him of my despair he can feel my unease

Go together
Right now
Without me.


He solar toasted
And he surly warping
'Cause he think he bought her
He one out of kilter
He say none and none and none makes three
Got to have a good machine so I will agree.

Lump together
Right now
You will see.


Lump together.
Lump together.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting. Nice match to TOS.
Adagio - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack...finally someone who knows it.
McKludge - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing and word selection are outstanding, but care to enlighten this dumbass what the song is about? Then I can give a good vote on how funny this is.
Johnny D - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I know that OS, too --- great job as always, Pat --- you're the MASTER of "Come Together" parodies on AmIRight!
Adagio - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!! Good to see you!

McKludge, it's about several different topics, kind of designed to match the music. Thanks.
carol - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
very good and worth three 5's
Anny - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Your parody was very good! Very original, even better :D I gave you 555 for this :D:D Great job.
Adagio - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks carol and Anny!

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