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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Together"

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The Lyrics


There runs old non-stop
He do runnin' up lowly.
He got coo coo eyeball
He one smokin' yeller.
He did glare when on his knees
Gots to be a joker, thinks he do as he please.


He bare his malign
He give blow, dam dirtball.
He got turkey fingers
He do loco morter.
He yell something do, I don't see.
One thing that do I know is that I must be free.

No together
right now
I is free!


Me wreak destruction
Me neck wall-eyed to boot.
But me bono restored
But him spinal hacker.
He got feet but they are puke-ese
If you walk in his steps, you can feel his disease.

No together
right now
I is free!


He wholly toaster
He got one big warning.
He in some hot water
He out of kilter
He say one and one and two is three,
Better be good-looking, 'cuz no math-whiz is he

Ain't together
right now
I is free!


No bad weather
Ain't together

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, this is right out there...unique
adagio - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW :)
alvin - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
fun word substitutions in a tough song...nice bit o' bashin'
adagio - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin :)
nally - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Kind of a fun're definitely right about the "math whiz" line ;) 5-5-5.
adagio - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff!

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