It comes on through the nose, feels like you should blow
Don't you blow too much
There's all that goo but you better not touch.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tus, Sinus-i-i-i-i-tus
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Snotty makes you crazy but the pain makes your head hazy
Pain will do you in
If you look down and look up again.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Fungi makes you grumpy
Perfumes will make you jumpy.
Ain't no vax. agin' it much as I wish
Seems like a cold to fool ya
No stooping it will kill ya
There's a bevy of complaints I can pitch.

You're gonna have a notion to get some med. potion
Your face it will be frown-ed
The minute you look at the ground.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

perfumes will make you grumpy
Air will make you jumpy.
The sinus block will make you come unhitched.
Seems like a cold to fool ya
No stooping it will kill ya
Raising your head real quick will make you sick!!

You're gonna have a notion to get some med. potion
Your face it will be frown-ed
The minute you look at the ground.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt