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Song Parodies -> "Comfortably Numb"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Is there anybody in there?
Just yell if you can hear me.
Is anyone on the throne?
Come out (come out) now,
You've said you're feeling sour.
I know what can ease your pain,
Give you appetite again.
You read some information first.
Read some of those facts.
Like you should know where it hurts.

There is no pain I am just reading,
Wanting more shrimp, hoping to make more gone.
Are you saying more, what'd you say?
The door is closed so I can't hear all that your saying.
I will come out so put down that lever.
And I will be out pretty soon.
I have no feeling I must remain.
I'll come out but I am in this man's land.
Now, this is how I am.
Well, I've become comfortably numb.


Well, I've become comfortably numb.
Try a little pill quick.
See? There's no more aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Ok, maybe a little bit.
Did you get up?
Now you can come out of there, good.
That'll give others a chance to go.
Hey, you! Now let US go.

There was no pain I was just reading.
Wanted more shrimp, hoped to help make it gone.
Have you maybe something that you saved?
A l'il mousse or maybe deer that you're saving?
Once I was so mild,
I was a bleating wimp.
Then in my horror I used to cry.
But now look see I am grown.
Now I can linger on johns now
I want that scone,
Your dream is gone.
"I have become comfortably numb."

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alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment've taken this tune to new heights...5s plus
Adagio - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin! I just noticed that the submission form left out some of the word....of you know the spoken prelude, it's..........[background noise: continuous knocking. Is anybody in the john? Hello? Are you alright? Please answer!! Are you alright?]
TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Comfortably fun! Nice write!
Adagio - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC.
Adagio - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I am writing somewhat differently these days.....but I assure you it's me. writing a 'poo' song.
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nice, more subtle, accompaniment to Red Ant's submission today, Pat - comfortably bum (to borrow adagio licence) - 555
Paul Robinson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this is more than passable, Pat...5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A "solid" write here, Pat. I had a few stumbles in the first verse, but nothing major. 5s.
Adagio - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, Paul and Ant.
Agrimorfee - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A poo-poo parody, Adagio-style. Whoda thunk it? Not bad at all! Just don't make a habit of it....;)
Adagio - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri. Who's gonna make me stop? lol

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