I'm slovenly, yes I am.
I'm disgraceful, I am I am.
I got married just to have someone cook.
Guess he's been married 'fore, didn't look.
But, my Emory is so handy (handy),
I didn't want any silly old men (old men).
I've had eight old men 'til Emory,
Emory's the Great he am.

Second verse different from first

One Henry said eighth he am.
Henry's no eighth, a scam, a scam.
He got married to that widow next door,
I never heard from him any more.
'Cause my Emory is so handy (handy),
I didn't want any silly old men (old men).
I've had eight old men 'til Emory,
Emory's the Great he am.

--------Lead Guitar----------

One Henry said eighth he am.
Henry's no eighth, a scam, a scam.
He got married to that widow next door,
I never heard from him any more.
'Cause my Emory is so handy (handy),
I didn't want any silly old men (old men).
I've had eight old men 'til Emory,
Emory's the Great he am.

E-M-O-R-Y
Emory (Emory)
Emory (Emory)
Emory's the Great he am, he am
Emory the Great he am.

Yeah!