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Song Parodies -> "My Nerves Are Shattered"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"My Nerves Are Shattered"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

My nerves are shattered, all of the mornings
Steel nerves are broken, feel like a nerd.
Hands I am wringing, and I have warning
I will be ailing, not from this world.

Sweet is the roll call, e'en though I'm craven
I am all enthralled, though out I pass.
Dazed now with sweatness, I am all sodden
Done in by weakness, fall on the grass.

I look all uptight, my ears are ringing,
Bored I am not quite, 'til then I pray.
Praise the Franciscans, pray all the morning,
"God's recreation of the new day."

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jeff Reuben - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Took awhile to get up the nerve to vote =) Not bad!
Paul Robinson - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - writing is a good way to help mitigate the tension a bit. Pretty good job, too.
Adagio - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff (lol) and Paul.
Jack Wilson - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I had the nerve to vote three fives!-
Adagio - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...thanks, Jack!
alvin rhodes - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
disturbingly odd....i liked it
Adagio - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin.
Serafina - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Adagio. I really have the nerve to give you a perfect score! ;D
Adagio - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina!
Diva - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Awww , Thats nice! Great Job!
Adagio - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Diva! :D

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