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Song Parodies -> "My Sound of Silence"

Original Song Title:

"Sound of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"My Sound of Silence"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Heck, it's progress, that's the trend,
But dumb I talk so I abstain,
And thoughts came to me slowly creeping,
Left an idea while sleeping,
And these thoughts that have been ingrained in my brain,
I'll obtain
Don't like my sound of silence.

To proper place I walk alone
Shared my secrets made of stone.
Midst the hails of all street tramps,
I turned my collar 'gainst the old man pimp.
And the night was lit by the flash caused by screaming lights.
They hit the night.
There goes my little silence.

What headache sights and sounds I saw.
Saw many people who did roar.
People talking and they're shrieking.
Hands over ears, I won't listen.
I will just write my 'songs' but I refuse to share,
See, no one dares,
Break my little silence.

People remain what they know
I don't tell, don't want to know.
Don't want my words, do what they choose,
They have their right just like I do.
So my cares like gentle raindrops well,
And beckoned
To the halls of silence.

Now my silence is an aide,
Since not dumb I have it made.
Don't speak to me in the morning,
You might find in me some storming.
So the sign on my cup says, "Put coffee
Down, move slowly back down the hall."
And that says it all.
Please whisper, give me sounds of silence.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
silently slippin' ya some the tone of this one
TJC - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice... your gonna hate all the loud applause though...
Ravyn Rant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job! Remember, silence is golden, and duct tape is silver. 555
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, TJC, and Ravyn.

Ravyn..."duct tape is silver" lolol. I'll use it on some people.
Lionel Mertens - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet aqiesscence. 5's
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Lionel. Whilr I may accept what others do, it doesn't mean that I do it too...they have to respect MY wishes too. You put it in a sweet way . : )
AFW - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Uniquely done...fives
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
silence is precious - should be more of it - especially from James Blunt - 555
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart!
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good new take on a good OS; methinks Paul Simon would be proud.
Adagio - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack.
Alpha Skua - March 17, 2022 - Report this comment
he Sound of Science
Alpha Skua - March 20, 2022 - Report this comment

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